Nickname, a little fool who squatted silently. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info is referred to as Derpy Melon here.

Derpy melon is twenty-four this year and is in the internship stage. In addition to the intern, Derpy Melon also has a very honorable title, the old bookworm.

Derpy melon started reading novels in the fifth grade of elementary school, starting with some small words of country H; In the sixth grade of elementary school, she watched "Sparks". The spark is her signature enlightenment to see romance, but it is all small and fresh. After Sparks and other magazines, Derpy began to look at campus novels, and at that time, the covers were all overbearing school grass, the demon prince, and Cinderella's crystal slippers; After that, campus literature seems to have entered a deeper period, and some young writers have emerged. The writing of these youth novels is more sophisticated than the previous ones, and the stories are more tragic and moving, all of which interpret the ignorance, impulsiveness, sadness and confusion of adolescence, and these writers do not only write about the theme of youth; Then, Derpy Melon entered the era of online literature. In the glorious era, a large number of abusive and domineering presidents fell in love with me, and the princess attacked her, she can read several novels a day, mainly because there seems to be some rou meat interspersed in it, so that the little fool who was still in the second stage of secondary school at that time was particularly yearning. And this kind of novel is most common in the last page of the novel magazine at that time, and the dense cover makes Derpy Melon feel like he is peeping at Xiao H Wen.

This kind of novel is still a trend now! It can be said that many websites are now filled with tens of thousands of such novels, so that Derpy Gua is tired of reading them, and he is looking forward to another big purge of online articles.

For example, the name of this kind of novel is usually like this.

Marry and abandon the concubine, fall out of favor and abandon the concubine, fall out of favor queen, cold palace queen, stunning princess, agent princess, ugly princess, killer princess, greedy princess, hilarious princess, miracle doctor princess, alluring gambling princess, forensic poison queen, white-haired princess, thief concubine world, etc.; XX princess is not easy to mess with/too carefree/too arrogant/wants to remarry/overwhelms the world/does not go to court, etc., etc.; XX prince's abandoned concubine, XX here is an adjective, which can be cold, evil, cold, cruel, ghostly, etc.; The concubine is often arrogant, the concubine often crosses, the concubine is on the branch, the concubine is often funny, the concubine comes to cause trouble, etc.; Princess, the prince called you home for dinner; The prince is dead, and there is something to burn paper; Close the door and let the prince go; XX sons, XX mothers, etc.; Seven nights of strong pets, strong pets for concubines, seven nights of pet concubines, etc.; and pro-sin concubines and so on; Miss 5 and Miss 7 have to go against the sky......

The corners of a certain prince's mouth will always hook up an evil smile, and a certain heroine will always say: "Don't ...... No, ......", a certain prince continued: "Don't want anything? Such? Or is it so? ”

There are too many such episodes, and there are also routine-type introductions: one, she, X country XXX, he, X country XXX; second, she was originally a feared female agent in the 21st century, but she crossed over to become an unfavored concubine; Third, on the wedding night, the red candle burned, and he categorically left her and went to the concubine's room; Fourth, when she crossed over, what was in front of her was a letter of resignation; Fifth, on the wedding day, the groom is nowhere to be seen, and she can only worship with a rooster; Sixth, on the night of the wedding, he was brutal and bloodthirsty and threw her out of bed, "Jianren, you are not a virgin!" ”； Seventh, she married her sister and went to another country, what awaits her? …… Such as common surnames, Nangong, Murong, Xuanyuan, Su, Yun, Luo, Leng, Ye, etc.; And so on with the modern domineering president model.

A certain president had a 419 incident with the little white rabbit/pure heroine, and then was shocked, "She's actually a chu?" (Here Derpy Melon wants to say, big brother, keep your eyes open, there are still a lot of **** drops in this world, and Lori in elementary school grabbed a lot of them~) The next day, looking at the red plum blossoms on the bed, the heroine quickly got dressed, threw down a few dollars for prostituting ducks, and fled. Classic settings such as: Run with the ball. ran with the ball at the beginning, and five years later, returned with Mengbao; When the ending was near, I saw the male protagonist hugging a certain woman, and ran with the ball decisively, and at the end of seven years, a family of three or four lived a happy life. (Here Derpy Melon just wants to say, you are so good to listen to the male protagonist to explain whether it is okay or not, what are you running, what are you doing in such a hurry!) Isn't the male protagonist claiming to dominate the world, isn't the evil charm hanging wildly, why do you have to find someone to find spicy for a long time! =_=)

……

Derpy felt that she couldn't finish talking about the last day and night, touched her hot face, shook her head, and decided not to continue the topic.

During this glorious period, there were also some good works, which, contrary to fast food literature, are now slowly being adapted into TV series. At this time, Derpy Melon also began to be classified, and he consciously read novels, such as Xiaobaiwen, Gao Ganwen, Abuse Essay, Funny Essay and the like; Until now, Derpy Melon has a shortage of books, and she has reached the point where she has no books to read, and it seems that all the classics and fast food are almost all read by her. She wondered, should she return to the embrace of masterpieces? But that famous book is boring and difficult to understand, not her thing. Not long ago, Derpy Melon finally stopped being short of books, and she dug up some more works, including Dark, Heavy Taste, Forcible Seizure, Rwen, N/P, Tan/Beauty, Lily, ...... In short, how to get a heavy taste. This made Derpy like a fish in water, and she held it up for a while, and she saw this kind of text almost as well. Now Derpy Melon is really short of books, his taste is becoming more and more picky, and his heart is becoming more and more fragile, and there is no text that Derpy Melon wants to read now.

What impressed Derpy Melon was the little H article she had seen before.

Xiao H is also divided into types.

There is a one-on-one small H-text, which is spicy throughout the whole process; There is a small H text of N/P, the heroine is always famous/vessel, with a strange fragrance, attracting a lot of excellent men, these excellent men are willing to put down their pride for her and share the same woman with others. The heroines of this kind of text are usually teachers, adopted daughters, illegitimate daughters, sisters, maids, etc., etc.; There is a more realistic little H text, such as the heroine for some reason, degenerated, sinking; There is a little H text that exterminates humanity, and the heroine is reduced to a plaything; There is also a perverted H-text, which makes people feel hopeless; In addition, some small H texts have flesh and plots, and they are abused and sadistic, and this kind of series is usually forcible and robbed. The little fishman believes that Xiao H Wen is also graded, and some sell meat purely for the sake of selling meat, so you get tired of watching it a few times; Some are writing a dark story that makes people look good; Some people/beasts, ghosts/animals, S/M, BL, are purely to satisfy certain special fetishes......

Sitting in front of the computer, Derpy touched his chin, "This is forcing me to be an author." It is said that the reason why many people become authors is because they can't see the text they want to read now. ”

But remembering that before, Derpy Gua secretly insisted on writing for a while, procrastinating and writing more than 1,000 words a day, and after half a month, he really couldn't write. Writing an essay is not an easy task, perseverance is important. And she's still doing an internship, so she doesn't have much time at all. Even if you have time, it is also used to relax, listen to music, watch idols, raise a small pet, how can you have time to hold the computer and type the keyboard, so it is easy to get old.

Here, Derpy can't help but pay tribute to those online novelists!

Derpy melon is now a glass heart, glass to the point that it will shatter when touched, after reading the text for so many years, she has also listed some lightning points and poison points for herself, as long as there are such thunder points and poison points in any book, she will be decisive to roll as far as she can.

1. The heroine was forced X by passers-by and turned X by passers-by

2. The heroine is a special businessman such as a Ji girl

3. The male protagonist cheated in marriage and looked for a mistress

4. The issue of the heroine's name festival (such as being framed for having a leg with so-and-so, the Yan Zhaomen incident, etc.)

5. The male protagonist doesn't love the female protagonist (without love, you make an egg!) ）

6. The heroine was killed and went to prison

7. Evil triumphs over justice, and the three views are completely wrong

8. The heroine has become a plaything and destroys human nature

9. The darkness of human nature tears the beauty apart

10. The female protagonist, the Virgin Mary, is willing to give birth to children other than the male protagonist

11. The classic confession of the wrong person. once glanced at it, and the male protagonist recognized the female protagonist as someone else

12. There is no red at the beginning of the night (this kind of bloody thing always has to happen to the heroine)

13. The classic misunderstanding (the male protagonist has always misunderstood the female protagonist, and he has no brains to believe in the female partner)

14. The heroine is not C, the heroine is divorced, and the heroine is carrying a drag oil bottle

15. Miss more than ten years (five, six, seven years are okay, what do you want to explain more than ten years)

16. The female protagonist lives with passer-by A, giving up all kinds of things for him, such as academics, family careers, or something, but passer-by A cheats, and the female protagonist meets the male protagonist

17. The male protagonist is a stallion (a man in feudal society), and he continues to stall after having a female protagonist

18. The heroine has always been framed, bitter, and never whitewashed, and ended directly after whitewashing

17. The male protagonist has a white moonlight in his heart, and he uses the female protagonist as a stand-in

20. Sharing sorrow cannot be shared with happiness

21. After knowing each other for more than ten years, they can't be together in the end, and their childhood sweethearts are sometimes exhausted, and this hatred lasts forever. Husband and wife were originally birds of the same forest, and they flew separately when disaster came

22. The male protagonist uses people who are similar to the female protagonist as stand-ins

23. Some other points of abuse for the sake of abuse

24.……