Bu Fan really couldn't figure it out, so he had to use Alipay software to contact Xuyizi again. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's just that he even knocked on the window of the virtual clothes a few times, and the guy didn't reply a word.

Bu Fan gritted his teeth and used Alipay to send a dime red envelope to Xuyizi, but the old miscellaneous pieces immediately bubbled, and said after sending a contemptuous expression: Add me WeChat!

Bu Fan was stunned for a full fifty seconds before opening WeChat and adding Xuyizi to the address book. Of course, during this period, Bu Fan did not forget to scold a few words such as being a fan of wealth in vain clothes and shameless.

Coupled with the WeChat of Xuyizi, Bu Fan chatted with him for a while, and then he knew several additional functions of Tianji.

As Gu Naxuyi said, this phone does not have a USB port, but it has a headphone jack. What's even more amazing is that after wearing the headphones plugged into the heavenly machine, you can hear some extremely subtle sounds. There is also the photo function of Tianji......

Later, when Bu Fan asked Xuyizi how to charge this awesome heavenly machine, the virtual clothes laughed and said that the heavenly machine does not need to be charged, it absorbs the aura of heaven and earth to obtain energy.

"Rub, this phone still has this function. One day, if I was stranded on a wilderness island with a group of beautiful women, wouldn't I always have a mobile phone to play with...... Well, when it really comes, it doesn't seem to be thinking about this, right...... Ahem......"

The next day, the second-year students of the Department of Archaeology of Yuehuai University officially started school.

Bu Fan swept every corner of the classroom and didn't find Mo Ziyao, and during this period, An Ruoxi turned around and glared at him fiercely a few times.

The class was boring, and even the teacher was late for a long time.

Habitually sitting in the back two rows of the classroom, Bu Fan put on the headphones plugged into the heavenly machine.

Jay Chou's song of blue and white porcelain had just reached its climax, and his voice suddenly stopped, replaced by an extremely unfriendly voice: "Hmph, that hillbilly in Bufan, actually took care of other girls, and didn't pee to take care of himself." ”

"Hey, why are you talking, what's wrong with the extraordinary little brother who found a schoolgirl, what's in the way of you."

"It's just in my way, he's a hillbilly, am I wrong?"

"Hey, An Ruoxi, look at your jealous face, shouldn't you like the extraordinary little brother?"

"Lou Lei, if you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I found someone to smash your store?"

"You ......"

"Alright, don't make any noise, don't let him hear it later." A petite girl sat between Lou Lei and An Ruoxi and dissuaded.

Lou Lei is Bufan's roommate, his family opened a four-star hotel in the city, and among the 202 dormitories, he is the best one.

The petite girl who sat next to Lou Lei to stop him from arguing with An Ruoxi was called Chu Yue, who was his girlfriend and was also in the same dormitory as An Ruoxi.

"Could it be that with these headphones, I can hear the most sensitive topics around me?" Bu Fan shook his head, got up and left the classroom.

To be honest, what An Ruoxi said to him before, although he was calm on the surface, it didn't mean that he didn't care in his heart.

He swore that one day, An Ruoxi would regret what she said today!

"Could it be that Bu Fan heard what we said?" Seeing Bu Fan leave the classroom alone, Chu Yue couldn't help but muttered to herself.

"Hmph, what if he heard?" An Ruoxi snorted coldly and left the classroom.

"Impossible, how could he hear the conversation between us when he was so far away from us?" Lou Lei looked at Bu Fan's previous location with a blank expression.

For the next few days, Bu Fan did not show up at school.

Three days later, at twelve o'clock at noon, the fairy cram school started on time.

Among the immortals who came this time, there are still Zhu Bajie, but that guy's face is a little pale, commonly known as void!

Hum Ha Er looked at Bu Fan with wide eyes, thinking that Bu Fan could give them a lesson on the openness of contemporary women3.

It's just that life is not as good as it is nine times out of ten, and the gods are no exception.

Bu Fan looked at the food god under the stage, coughed and said, "This class will tell you about the food in the world." ”

"The god of food is sitting here, and you actually tell us about food...... Actually, the god of food doesn't sit here, I don't dare to be interested, I just want to ask why you suddenly changed classes? Chen Qi snorted coldly and stood up, and almost walked away without raising his feet.

……

"Hey, don't be impulsive, it's a big deal, let's go back and peek at the Seven Fairies picking peaches, you're not good like this." It took a long time for the brother next to Chen Qi to react and pull him down.

"Damn, they're just humming two generals, they really don't have quality!" Muzha sat there and despised the two of them fiercely.

Actually, Mu Zha was not interested in Bu Fan's class at all, he came here for his third brother.

The third brother, Nezha, has been in Tianting Primary School for more than 800 years, but he still has not graduated, and is known as the strongest thorn in the school.

In addition to Nezha's height, personality and other factors, Muzha felt that there was a problem with the teaching method of Tianting Primary School, so he wanted to find a gentleman who understood the human education system to ask......

"Oh, sir, what delicacies are you going to tell us about in this class?" The god of food stroked his beard and looked at Bu Fan with a smug face.

As a result, the entire cram school burst into laughter.

Cut, discussing food in front of the god of food, this is not a class to get an axe, blowing flowers and begging for **.

Bu Fan raised his eyebrows and said: "Today I will introduce you to KFC, Scottish lo mein, BJ roast duck, Yoremi milk tea, ......"

"This ......"

After Bu Fan finished speaking, there was silence in the audience, and even the god of food didn't understand what Bu Fan said about what the food looked like.

"Hehe, I'm in a hurry today, and the things are not ready, when the class starts tomorrow, I will bring the real thing for everyone to taste." Bu Fan waved his hand to signal that the class was over.

"I'm rubbing, it's over so soon, isn't that appetizing?"

"yes, aren't you bragging?"

……

The gods in the cram school stood up and prepared to leave one by one, and the god of food also looked at Bufan for a long time with the corners of his mouth twitching, and secretly thought in his heart: I will come again at this time tomorrow to see what kind of food you can come up with, and don't blame me for not saving face for you at that time......

Soon, there was only one Zhu Bajie left in the cram school.

"Hello, Mr. Bu!" Seeing that there was no one in the cram school, Zhu Bajie shook his ears and gave Bu Fan a meaningful smile.

Bu Fan's hairs stood on end, and he secretly wondered if this pig should be able to do it.

"Teacher Bu, this magic weapon you gave you is very useful, dare to ask who the fairy in it is?"

"Sora Aoi."

"What's it called?"

"Don't you understand? Sora Aoi, Mr. Aoi! ”

"Ah, cang...... Well empty, empty? What does it have to do with the elder brother? Zhu Bajie raised his eyebrows and looked at Bu Fan.

"Well, this ...... One of them can use a golden hoop stick, and the other can play a golden hoop stick, so it shouldn't matter......"

"What? Did the senior brother lend the golden hoop stick to that fairy to play with? It's too much, what kind of person do you think Senior Brother is, I have been with him for thousands of years, but he hasn't borrowed it once......"

"This ......" Seeing Zhu Bajie's vigorous complaining, Bu Fan scratched his head, and he really didn't know what to say.

"That...... Mr. Step...... Hehe, are there any other images of fairies, just watching this film, the key parts are still a little blurry, and it doesn't look very enjoyable. Of course, I won't take your things for nothing, just ask for whatever you want......"

"Can mortals cultivate immortals?"

"Ah...... As a human immortal, doesn't Mr. Bu know this common sense? ”

"When...... Of course I do, so I'll test you. ”

"Damn, although I don't know how to learn it, I still know this common sense. Now I am very responsible to tell you: mortals can cultivate immortals, and if the opportunity is enough, it is also possible to cultivate to the realm of heavenly immortals, but in recent years, the aura in the world does not seem to be very sufficient, and it may be difficult to cultivate. Zhu Bajie simply thought that Bu Fan was just a student for the exam.

"Sure enough, it seems that I also have a chance to cultivate immortals, since that's the case, then why don't I try it?"