Chapter 8: Rebirth Pill
"May I ask what method can be used to make mortals step into the ranks of immortal cultivators as soon as possible?" Bu Fan thought for a moment and asked the Zhu Bajie. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"How...... Of course, it's to take the pill, and it's best to take the pill of Taishang Laojun. If it's a big brother, I can easily help you get one or two...... Wait, Mr. Bu, what do you want that kind of thing for? Aren't you an immortal? Zhu Bajie seemed to think of something, and suddenly looked at Bu Fan with wide eyes.
"Alas, I just want to study the heavenly elixir, and it seems that I don't have that opportunity." Bu Fan said with a deliberate sigh.
This fairy cram school was created by Xuyizi, and it was also approved by the Jade Emperor, the purpose is to let the immortals of the heavenly court know more about the world, after all, there are heavenly rules and precepts, and it is becoming more and more difficult for the immortals to descend to earth.
And the level of Xuyizi reporting to Heaven is the peak of human immortals, and Bu Fan is just an impostor.
"Teacher Bu, don't say that, I'll go and ask Senior Brother now to help you get an elixir."
"Wait, you're going to see Senior Brother, empty-handed?" Bu Fan shouted Zhu Bajie.
"Yes, I haven't seen my senior brother for a long time, so it's really inappropriate to go there empty-handed. If that monkey is crazy and grabs my ear......"
"I have something here, I guess the Great Sage will like it."
"What is it?" Hearing this, Zhu Bajie turned his head violently to look at Bu Fan.
"The Great Sage likes to eat peaches, and for the peaches in Pan Taoyuan, he has tasted not ten thousand but thousands, but I guess he has never tasted such a thing in my hand." After speaking, Bu Fan got up and took out an iron can from the cabinet and teleported it in.
"This ...... What is it? Seeing that there was suddenly an iron lump in his hand, Zhu Bajie suddenly became depressed again.
"Canned yellow peaches, I hope to satisfy the appetite of the Great Sage."
"Yellow Peach...... Can? Before Zhu Bajie left, he turned around and glanced at Bu Fan.
The opening time of the fairy cram school is every Saturday and Sunday at 12 o'clock at noon, and Bufan and Zhu Bajie agreed that they would arrive half an hour in advance.
In the blink of an eye, it was one o'clock in the afternoon, Bu Fan stretched his waist, and wanted to lie on the bed and take a comfortable nap, but he would have thought that at this time, the mobile phone rang suddenly.
Bu Fan looked at the caller ID on his mobile phone and couldn't help but get excited.
"Hey, Zi Yao, you...... Where are you now, I have been looking for you at school for a long time and have not found you, so call you, you don't ......"
"Bufan, I didn't answer your call, that's because ......"
"Because of what?"
"Because I haven't been back to school yet."
"But, the day after tomorrow is your birthday, I ......"
"It's okay, I'll be able to rush back to school the day after tomorrow, and besides, my birthday party...... Can you come over? ”
Mo Ziyao swallowed, obviously knowing that her second brother was embarrassed by Bu Fan, Bu Fan's eyes rolled, and hurriedly said: "Don't worry, I will be on time that day!" ”
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To be honest, Mo Ziyao agreed to date Bu Fan only three months ago, and both of them were extremely low-key, and few people in the class knew about the two of them.
The most depressed thing was Mo Ziyao's second brother in the military, who actually found himself before the summer vacation.
After thinking about it, Bu Fan felt that the most likely informant was Mo Ziyao's best friend~ An Ruoxi......
In the blink of an eye, the time of the day passed, and at half past eleven o'clock on Sunday morning, Bu Fan turned on the Tiandi brand mobile phone on time.
With the successful login of the fairy world cram school, Bu Fan saw a fat-headed and big-eared guy looking at him and smirking.
"Brother Monkey, Teacher Step is here!" Zhu Bajie smiled at Bu Fan and shouted out of the door.
As soon as the words fell, a hairy-faced guy with a thunderous mouth jumped in, blinking his two eyes at the mosaic light on Bu Fan's head.
"It's actually Sun Wukong who is here." Bu Fan breathed a long sigh of relief, secretly thinking that he was fortunate that he was not a monster, otherwise he would be recognized by Sun Wukong's fiery eyes, and he would probably be swept over by him with a golden hoop stick.
"Oh, it turns out that this is Mr. Bu, what kind of canned food did you ask Bajie to give me yesterday tastes very good, I don't know if you still have it in your hand?" Sun Wukong scratched his hand and jumped directly onto the three-foot podium.
"It's canned yellow peaches, it's good if the Great Sage likes it." Bu Fan smiled, and used the teleportation function of the heavenly machine to teleport a bottle of canned yellow peaches over.
Sun Wukong took the canned yellow peach with bright eyes, opened it with a smile, plucked a monkey hair from his head and turned it into chopsticks and began to taste it.
"Alas, if I can learn the seventy-two changes of Sun Wukong, the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala will not be able to come to my house in person to invite me to perform magic on stage." Bu Fan watched Sun Wukong pull out the monkey hair and conjure up chopsticks, and couldn't help but feel obscene.
"Yes, yes, you are very much in line with my grandson's appetite." Sun Wukong laughed and threw the empty can out, and continued: "I heard that Master Bu has accepted an apprentice in the human world and wants a Taishang Laojun's elixir for body refining, isn't it?" ”
Bu Fan nodded, thinking that Sun Monkey had said so, and there was a spectrum in this matter.
"Okay, Mr. Bu wait a minute, my grandson will come when he goes......"
After Sun Wukong left, only Zhu Bajie and Bu Fan were left in the fairy world cram school.
Zhu Bajie raised his head and looked at Bu Fan, raised his eyebrows, and smiled obscenely.
"Well, here you go, there are a few sets of no-code resources in here, go back and study it well." Bu Fan raised his hand and transmitted another MP4 to Zhu Bajie.
"Dare to ask Mr. Bu, is this still the image of the well-empty fairy?" When Zhu Bajie spoke, he turned around and cautiously glanced at the door of the cram school.
"Don't worry, there are Fairy Lola, Fairy Yoshizawa Akibu, and some island fairies whose names I don't even recognize. As for the image of the Sora Fairy, there is no such thing as a psychological shadow for the time being. Although Bu Fan said on his lips, he was thinking in his heart that this Zhu Bajie could think of the senior brother when he watched a Jingkong classic, it seems that he is usually really scared by Sun Wukong.
"Hehe, Mr. Bu is doing things, I can rest assured." Zhu Bajie smiled and stuffed the MP4 in his hand into his sleeve.
"Don't worry, with your friendship with me, I will definitely give you a lot of updates......"
"Update what?" Before Bu Fan finished speaking, a monkey shadow flashed in.
Bu Fan couldn't help but widen his eyes, secretly thinking that Monkey King had a hundred and eight thousand miles to follow, and he really lived up to his reputation.
"Big ...... Senior brother, you came back so quickly, are things about to arrive? Zhu Bajie leaned over to Sun Wukong with a smile, and touched the things in his sleeve again to prevent them from falling.
"Cut, my grandson came to the door in person, will the old man not sell my face? Come, Mr. Bu, you take this thing, my grandson doesn't like to owe favors. With that, Sun Wukong teleported the two elixirs to Bu Fan.
Two elixirs teleported over, and the whole room was filled with a strong medicinal fragrance. Lying on top of the pill and taking a breath, I suddenly felt refreshed.
According to Sun Wukong, these two reborn pills were snatched by him as soon as they came out, and they were still hot in his hand.
Bu Fan looked at the two rebirth pills in his hand, and was about to praise Sun Wukong for his generosity and ability, who would have thought that the great sage in front of him grabbed Zhu Bajie's ear, twisted it twice and asked: "Tell me quickly, what did you say you wanted to update just now?" ”
"Okay, okay, I said, Teacher Bu said to update me on the cram school curriculum." Zhu Bajie lowered his head and waved his hand repeatedly.
"Is that true?" Sun Wukong let go of his hand as he spoke, and immediately turned to look at Bu Fan.
"In the future, if I have anything fun and delicious, I will definitely notify the Great Sage as soon as possible. I hope the Great Sage will come over and cheer me on when the time comes. While admiring Zhu Bajie's wit in his heart, Bu Fan also began to give full play to his specialty of bragging and not writing drafts.
"Of course, my grandson will come over to cheer for my husband whenever he has the opportunity in the future. It's just that although the medicinal effect of those two Reincarnation Pills is far inferior to that of Jin Dan, for mortals, it is better to use them with caution. After Sun Wukong finished speaking, a somersault cloud left again.
Zhu Bajie had the resources in his hand, and he felt that there was nothing to be nostalgic for in this fairy cram school, so he said hello to Bu Fan and left.
"Teacher Bu, remember to update me with resources, see you next week!"
Bu Fan: "Uh." ”
After twelve o'clock, a few more immortals came to the cram school one after another, but Bu Fan's mind was full of rebirth pills, and he silently stopped talking after sending a few BJ roast ducks to the god of food.
After tasting it, the corners of his mouth twitched, and there was no disdain in his eyes when he looked at Bufan.
The dine-in god of food has decided to learn cooking skills with Bufan.
It's just that Bu Fan doesn't have the time to spare......