Chapter 53: The Power of the Ticket-Grabbing Artifact

"Customer, you don't know, not now, it doesn't mean that you won't wait for a while, you won't wait for a while, it doesn't mean that you won't have this night. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Anything is possible. ”

"So, you're here to help me grab a ticket?"

"Yes, customer."

"So what do I have to pay you?"

"Just a little, a little, a little, a little--"

"A little bit of something, you can make it clear."

"Customer, all you need is a little bit of your blood."

"Huh."

Who the hell spread the special of my blood, how come in a blink of an eye humans and youkai all know about it. Although I knew it wasn't over when I first used my blood to help the rabbit demon, I just didn't expect it to be so soon.

"Customer, think about it, how big it is to go home. It's almost the Chinese New Year, if you can't go home, your mother should be sad, and your father should be regretful. Watching other people's children be reunited with their families is only your family and your flesh and blood. Although this kind of thing is inevitable in life, if you can have fewer regrets, you should not grab the ground with your head. Come to me, please let me grab the ticket artifact Flying Pig to help you. If you don't want 9999, you don't want 998, you only need a drop of blood, a drop of blood can't buy a loss, you can't buy a fool, a drop of blood can be exchanged for a family reunion, a drop of blood can be exchanged for a happy smile, what are you waiting for, quickly pick up the embroidery needle, prick your finger, and the train ticket home will be in hand, what are you still hesitating about? ”

After listening to a pig's unobtrusive words, I simply admired these monsters that kept pace with the times.

I lay on the bed, leaned closer to my phone, and stared into the pig's little eyes.

"What do you want my blood for?"

"Don't do anything."

"Who told you to ask for my blood?"

"Nobody."

"How did you find me here?"

"I didn't look for it much."

"What are you going to retreat?"

"I didn't retreat."

Seeing that the pig demon was about to retreat from my phone screen to the bed, it dared to say "no retreat" with a straight face!

It's almost impossible to communicate. Where the hell did this pig demon come from, is this too stupid, or too smart?

I picked up its little short legs and stared at it upside down.

"No matter what your reason and purpose, I will never give blood, but I will decide this vote!"

The little monster who threatens me as soon as he comes, I won't be merciful.

Threatened, I will too.

"Hey, hey, customer, you can't, you let go of me, let go of me, don't shake, don't shake...... My eyes are spent, ah, I'm going to faint......"

"Do you want a ticket?"

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Do you want my blood?"

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Huh?"

"Oh, no, no, never. Spring Festival ticket grabbing artifact flying pig will serve you wholeheartedly, no, no, no, free service for you. ”

Seeing it pitifully squeeze its front hooves and promise to grab a ticket, I put it down.

As soon as it touched my phone screen, it immediately slipped into it, as fast as a gust of wind. It tugged at my Alipay icon and looked at me timidly, with tears in its eyes and a pitiful look.

"Why haven't you moved yet? Aren't you going to grab tickets? ”

"I, I, I, YOU, YOU, HIC--"

The flying pig burped, and it looked frightened and quickly covered its mouth with its hooves, but the hiccups could not be stopped. Its body kept shaking, and its belly was bulging, which was so funny that it made me laugh. Suddenly, a puff of white smoke came out from behind its butt, drifting past Alipay, over iQiyi, and out of my phone screen......

Is it a swallowed burp turned into a fart that was put out?

I couldn't help but laugh, but the flying pig was so ashamed that his whole pig face turned red. It turned its back and didn't want to look at me again.

"Hey, the Spring Festival ticket grabbing artifact Flying Pig, go grab the ticket."

I poked him in the head.

It sniffed and turned its head to look at me with tears in its eyes, as if to accuse me of cruelty.

Well, seeing it so cute, I really can't bear to force it.

"I don't look at you anymore, you go grab the ticket."

After explaining the little pig, I will go to cook. At noon today, the gentleman has not eaten, and he cannot be deserted in the evening. Actually, I guess Mr. doesn't have to eat at all, it's a powerful demon and claims to be a god. If you are a god, you don't need to eat. He said he wanted to eat, probably to toss me.

However, Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer.

Soon, the boiled fish and cold daylily salad were ready.

"You're letting me eat fish?"

The gentleman's face changed at once, and he spat out the snake letter, staring at me with a cold look in his eyes.

I looked at the fish, and then at the gentleman, and it dawned on me: as a snake with no hands and feet, how do you pick thorns?

"Haha, what's the need for Mr. to do it, I'll come, I'll come."

I quickly remedied it, and resigned myself to putting the fish with the bones into my husband's bowl. So this meal was spent in the back and forth of you and me who I picked Mr. Thorn to eat fish. However, the gentleman seemed to prefer the cold daylily, and almost the entire plate of daylily went into the husband's stomach.

I secretly made a note of my husband's preferences. Cold daylily, Mr.'s new favorite.

After I was done with some miscellaneous things, it was finally time to rest.

I wonder if that little pig has grabbed a ticket?

"Wow, the ticket grabbing artifact is really not in vain, I grabbed the ticket so quickly, and it is still a first-class seat!"

I breathe a sigh of relief that I can finally go home tomorrow. I was still thinking that if I didn't get a ticket, I would have to go home a day late.

However, I seem to have gotten something amazing, with the flying piglet, do I still need to worry about grabbing tickets in the future?

Before going to bed, I called my dad, and the phone was finally connected, and I had a good chat with him, but he never said what happened, only that he made something delicious and waited for me to go back. I had to give up.

Early the next morning, I stepped on the train home.

Of course, there are gentlemen and Xiaomei with me. Xiaomei is still thinking about the paradise and has to follow me. If it was before, I would have liked to take Xiaomei to death early, but since I knew that Xiaomei couldn't help but add blessings to it when she saw the food, I hoped that it wouldn't go.

Life is so short, why do you have to be a moth to fight the fire?

That little guy was mixed with the skull a long time ago, and under the skull's bewitchment, the little guy didn't want to go back with me, and he said that he wanted to stay and look after my house.

This little monster with his elbows turned out!

I only bought my own ticket, why did this immoral behavior of "stealing tickets and missing tickets" make me feel a little happy?

Maybe there is a kind of rebellious psychology in human nature: you don't want me to do it, I want to do it.