"Nope. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoAt the beginning of the human race, they were also a very beautiful race. It's just that later, time has passed, and everything has changed. Whether it is the heart of a demon or the heart of a human, the heart is the most elusive. ”

At this time, the gentleman's tone was a little distant, as if he was missing something.

"Yes, sir, I can't fathom your heart."

"Human, I don't need you to figure it out."

"But, sir, I always don't know what you're thinking, I don't know what makes you angry, I don't know why you've suddenly disappeared, and it makes me feel insecure, as if, as if, at any moment, you will leave me."

"No, no."

"No, no, sir, can't you speak well?"

"I'm not human."

I was so choked by my husband's words that I couldn't cough out and swallow it, it was uncomfortable!

"Sir, you are obviously not trapped today, why do you pretend to be trapped, and make me worry in vain."

"I didn't pretend, and I never said I was trapped."

"You--"

You really didn't say that I was blind, I was blind!

"Qin Yiren, what do you think of monsters?"

Did the sir call my name just now?

Sir called my name!

The gentleman, who never took humans seriously, actually called my name! This, this is so memorable!

"Sir, you, what did you just say?"

"I ask you what exactly do you think youkai are?"

"No, it's not, it's the first three words."

"What's the first three words?"

"That's me, my name!"

"Qin Yiren?"

"Here!"

It's so strange that I don't know how to react when my name is called, and I can only reflexively answer "yes"! It's just a name, why calling it out of my husband's mouth makes me confused, and I even have a blank mind for a moment.

"Qin Yiren, you're really stupid!"

I heard my husband say something viciously, but my attention was only on the three words "Qin Yiren", and as for the other words, I selectively ignored them.

It took me a while to come out of a dazed state.

"Sir, that, that, could you please not call me by my name for a while. When you scream, I get dizzy. ”

"Human, you, you're unreasonable!"

"Don't be angry, sir."

"I'm not angry."

"You're just angry, otherwise why can't you control the tip of your tail and show it?"

The gentleman immediately retracted his cocked tail and instantly changed back to the shape of a bracelet.

"Human, you--"

"All right, sir. I answer the question you just asked me. I don't know what I think of youkai, but I think of him as a friend. As I said a long time ago, I like you, sir, and you have to remember that. I'm not as domineering as you, sir, who ask me to remember every word I have ever said, I just want him to remember this sentence. ”

"Don't fool me with such sweet words, human beings, all of them are untrustworthy."

"I didn't!"

"Then you say, did you remember what I told you to remember before?"

"Hehe, no matter how beautiful those 'glamorous sluts' outside are, in my heart, only Mr. is the most dazzling! Sir, is it not this sentence, is it not! ”

"Fart, what you clearly said is 'No matter how many people and how many demons I have seen before, anyway, in my heart, Mr. will always be the best-looking'!"

"Huh? Is that what I said? Hey, don't they all mean the same thing? ”

"Humans just don't keep their word!"

"Sir, today, that, so I'm Huai'an, what, body, well, I, I didn't see anything, I don't know where the mole on his body grows, his body, completely unsightly, where is more beautiful than Mr.'s body, really, I swear!"

"Qin Yi people--"

The gentleman's roar almost pierced my eardrums, drawing the attention of those around me.

I ran with my head in my hands, running away from the crowd pointing at me.

I ran four streets. At first, I just wanted to avoid the crowd, but then it developed into a race between me and my husband to see who would get home first. The end result, of course, was – I lost badly.

I was gasping for breath at the door of the apartment, and the gentleman circled around my neck and came to the top of my head, even if it was a small snake, it was condescending: "Human, what are you doing here, open the door quickly." ”

"Sir, wait for me to slow down, I'm about to get angry."

"It's too weak."

"If you have the ability, don't use spells!"

......

When I finally regained my breath and opened the door, I didn't even want to turn on the light, and just lay down on the bed.

But--

The touch of this bed...... Something is wrong again!

Before the "mattress" could bounce up, I quickly got up, gathered energy in my hand and was about to beckon to the stupid monster, but the stupid monster was not stupid this time, and quickly shrunk itself to the size of a bear, and slipped to the door and stood honestly.

"Stupid monster, why are you here again!"

"Hey, hey, hey, hey."

The stupid monster grinned with its teeth, but didn't speak.

"If you don't speak, I'll beat you!"

The stupid monster's fat body trembled, and he threw himself at me with a smile like a flower: "Mom, you're back--"

Sure enough, I still couldn't hold back the itchy hand, and I punched it, and the stupid monster became a "teddy bear" again, did I throw it, or threw it?

Let's throw it away.

Draw the curtains, open the windows, throw. Close the windows and draw the curtains.

Hey, this stupid monster. I just saved it, and it just haunted me. I'll have to learn how to set up an enchantment with Mr. another day.,My house.,It's really okay to get into any monster.,It's so unusual!

Lying in bed, I was ready to pick up my phone and book a train ticket home tomorrow. Before I opened the webpage, I suddenly thought, during this Spring Festival, can I still buy a ticket to go home tomorrow at this time?

I clicked on the query tremblingly, and sure enough, "0 business seats", "0 first class seats", "0 second class seats" and "0 no seats".

Alas, I sighed in despair. It's a real headache to grab tickets for the Spring Festival. Mistakes, mistakes. When I was lying on the bed, the phone suddenly vibrate, I picked up the phone and looked, a little monster suddenly came out of my phone, and I was so scared that the phone fell off.

"What kind of monster are you?"

Why do you always have monsters running into my house?

It was exactly the appearance of a Q version of a pig, only the size of a mobile phone icon, wearing a black suit and a top hat. Half of its pig body had already reached out of my phone screen, and half of its body was still in my phone. It winked at me, jumped off the phone screen, spun around my phone screen like a ballet dancer, and then took off its top hat and made a curtain call.

"Hello customers, the Spring Festival ticket grabbing artifact flying little god pig will serve you wholeheartedly."

"The tickets are gone, and you don't have a chance to perform."

It's really a gentleman's little pig demon, but the name is a bit bad.