Gatekeeper Douluo had a rut and a few mule hoof prints left on his face, and he slowly got up from the ground and shook his head: "What a sin." Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info I think that my dignified Dou Emperor was so humiliated by a few unknown juniors, how can I cultivate! Wait until I break the seal! ”

He stood up and picked up the big horse spoon, and looked at the hot kohlrabi scattered all over the place, with a worried face: "Ah, the kohlrabi stolen from the vegetable field in the east of the village yesterday is just like this... Shiro was bitten by a dog. Oh! Could it be that this is the origin of the dog biting Lu Dongbin? Oh! It turns out that I am the reincarnation of Lu Dongbin! ”

He took out his mobile phone and began to read: "Lu Dongbin, formerly known as Lu Rong, the word Dongbin, a famous Taoist immortal, one of the eight immortals, one of the five grace pillars, one of the five Wenchang, one of the five Yang patriarchs of the Quanzhen School, and also the god of dreams, the god of scientific research, the god of stationery, the god of gold, the god of haircuts, and the nature of the god of medicine, martial arts and the god of wealth." Ah, so I'm so good. ”

In the distance, the sound of the hooves of the mule came again, and he raised his head to take a look, "Oh, a few of you juniors who just offended me dare to come back?" Uncle Ben can find his past life this time, Uncle Ben is still afraid that you will not be able to do it this time? I saw Gatekeeper Douluo pick up a big horse spoon and put on a few postures: "Disciples! Array! Let them taste the power of our Quanzhen Sect Tiangang Big Dipper Seven Star Sword Formation! ”

"What is this old man doing... Lu Xiuxiu looked ahead, and saw that Gate Douluo was picking up a broken brick from somewhere, and drew a twisted Tai Chi pattern on the ground, which was not round at all... Then he stood in the middle and carried a big horse spoon and made a few postures, and shouted: "Bah! ”

What is this called Ryoma's spirit is righteous and awe-inspiring! Look at the immortal wind bones on this Gate Douluo's face! Okay, without further ado, Gatekeeper Douluo shouted again after shouting, and then there were more ruts and a few mule footprints on his face.

Driving a galloping mule carriage, my mind was actually full, full of that lewdness. Zuo's old Yan Tou fed the second sister of the slime and the third sister of the slime to eat his little sausage. Trivial scenes! Oh, my God! How can this happen! I had already seen the kitchen from afar, and I saw that Lao Yan had just walked in with the basket on his back!

Good! I saw Lu Xiuxiu's skillful left-leaning direction... Oh no, the left-leaning reins foot brake... How is this not even a brake! Shet's big drift parking in a rapid state is the coolest and most trouble-free! This Nima has neither a steering wheel nor brakes... It's just as cool!! The foot strength of the two mules is really good! Leaning left along the reins, and then left eight flowing hoof prints on the ground, and came to a steady stop! Then the pumpkin cart behind them rolled out and smashed against the kitchen wall。。。。。。

The concern for the second sister of the slime and the third sister of the slime gave Lu Xiuxiu great strength! All of a sudden, he burst out of the tattered upside-down carriage with explosive energy! He rushed into the kitchen in a hurry!

"Hey. . . Yo... Lu Xiuxiu, your soul is light... The crucian carp came out with slimy spines, and it pulled Xuanxuan out, and Xuanxuan looked at the pumpkin carriage that was in tatters and even had a wheel that didn't know where it had flown away, and was full of anger.

"Old Yan Tou!! You are not allowed to do anything to my second and third slimes! Lu Xiuxiu rushed into the kitchen, but found that Lao Yan was holding the back basket and looking at the manure tank in the kitchen in a daze: "Old Yan! Hurry up and hand over the second sister of the slime and the third sister of the slime! ”

"Stupid old Zhao, he actually slaughtered a slime in order to demonstrate to the students, alas, poor slime, it's really not worth it, speaking of which, why is there a manure tank here."

Lu Xiuxiu's impression of this old man changed immediately: "You also think Nanako is very pitiful!" Oh my God, I've finally found my soulmate! ”

"Huh? Who is Nanako? ”

"It's the slime girl who was murdered by this scum surnamed Zhao!"

"Wow, you're still going to see slime sex, it's so powerful! Yes, this method of cooking does make top-notch slime dishes, but it's so rough that all but the most delicious parts are inedible. Speaking of which, where did Lao Zhao go? ”

"Vice President Zhao, it should be in this manure tank, it is estimated that it has already sunk to the bottom."

"That's it." Lao Yan stretched out his toes and nodded: "Ah, even if Lao Zhao is quite big, this viscous level will not sink to the bottom, and he will also know water." ”

"Oh, he fell into it with a five-ton hammer to show us."

"That's it. Nani??? Lao Yan's face turned blue instantly: "Lao Zhao loves the school's property very much!" He won't let go without putting the hammer in your hands! ”

"What? We can't hold that hammer at all! ”

"You have to take it, and then put it down by your hands, so that he won't move the hammer! This has happened before! He had to give the students the hammer, but the students wouldn't take it, so he carried the hammer and followed the student for more than a week! ”

“。。。 It's terrible, and then what? ”

"Later, the student took the hammer because he couldn't get over his conscience, and then he was crushed to death."

"Then you still told us to pick up ???"

"I don't think I have to worry about the hammer." Xuanxuan walked in with a cold and impatient expression, and the crucian carp cat was behind her: "Carrying a five-ton thing and sinking to the bottom of the manure tank, it has been almost an hour since he went in, and he should have suffocated to death a long time ago." ”

"You don't know Lao Zhao." Lao Yan Tou said: "You must not know his title before he won the title of King Kong Bear in the rivers and lakes!" ”

“。。。 Who knows what that will do? ”

"His previous title of the earth-shattering ghost god in the dark cooking world was - a man like Xiang!"

“。。。。。。”

"That's right, Lao Zhao was born in the countryside, and he formed an indissoluble bond with Xiang as early as a child! Fertilize a variety of crops with a variety of sho every day! He knows a lot about the fire and habits of all kinds of Xiang! There is almost no one else who can beat it when it comes to Xiang! He often feels that he is actually a piece of Xiang! Lao Yan's face burst with bruises and said passionately.

"Xiang's heat and habits! Has Shoto become something to go into the oven or is it already a creature? ”

“。。。 Lu Xiuxiu, what about your second sister and third sister, take them and repair the car quickly, and withdraw as soon as it's over. ”

"So, if he falls into a cesspool, isn't it the same as sending him back to his hometown!" The more Yan Tou spoke, the more excited he became.

"You should go back to your hometown too." Xuanxuan yawned, turned around gracefully, kicked in a roundabout kick, kicked the back of Lao Yan's head, and kicked Lao Yan's head towards the manure tank.

“no！！！” Lu Xiuxiu screamed, he screamed because Lao Yan was holding the back basket in his arms, and inside the back basket were the second and third sisters of the slime: "If you want to die, don't take my lover's sisters with you!" ”

It's too late! Lao Yan Tou is about to enter the manure tank with the second and third sisters of the slime! A strong hand suddenly stretched out from the manure tank! Hold up the head of the old Yan!

"It's...

"Look! Once Lao Zhao is mixed with his kind, a devouring post-evolution reaction will occur! Lao Zhao at this time! Maybe it's evolved into something! ”

"Nani? It's so brutal! Mixed with its kind and devoured? What did Vice President Zhao do under the manure tank! What is he going to do under the manure tank! ”

I saw the water rippling in the center of the manure tank! Countless Vice President Zhao clinged to each other and spiraled and grew up! It grew into a giant that was just poking out of the roof of the kitchen... I don't know if it's a creature or a plant, and then the thing drooped out from the hole that the open urine messenger had topped out a few pieces of Zhao Vice President Zhao to receive sunlight for photosynthesis.

"What the hell! Is this a tree! Vice President Zhao of a tree! Wait for a few pieces to go out, Vice President Zhao! It's all about the films??? ”

I saw countless Vice Dean Zhao stretching out their arms, and the five-ton sledgehammer was passed up one by one from below, and passed to Xuanxuan, and the one in the middle of the flower Zhao said affectionately: "Come, girl, take it and wave it to him." ”

"You've become a mutant plant when I go, and you still remember the of letting someone else pick up a sledgehammer!"

Xuanxuan scratched her head, scratched her head, grabbed her hair in a mess, and roared in a low voice, she reached out and took the card, planning to use today's five festival magic to bury this vice president Zhao in a manure tank, and leave after burying it, no matter what he will grow into after the towering vice president Zhao or something...

Festival card,Originally placed in the third card of the positive number.,This last time I used it, I inserted it into the bag.,It's not like flying has always been the first place.。。。 So this time, I took out a card with a question mark on it.

Xuanxuan took the card and pointed to the manure tank under Vice President Zhao: "Go ahead and drop the festival, earth." ”

There is no effect.

How could it not be effective? It is clearly written that it is five times a day, so can it be said that five times a day is also counterfeit and shoddy?

She continued, ", earth. ”

Lu Xiuxiu Parisio's old Yan Tou and Vice Dean Zhao Shu both looked at her in surprise, the hammer was passed to the fruit of Vice Dean Zhao closest to Xuanxuan, he picked up the hammer with both hands and handed it to Xuanxuan: "Give, girl, take it!" ”

This... What a fake! Isn't it possible to amplify the same ground as a manure tank? Xuanxuan took a closer look at the card cover, huh? Is it a question mark? Got it wrong!

But at this time, the card has already stretched out, because just about to summon the earth's festival one last time, the card and the sledgehammer handed over to me collided, and suddenly a golden light bloomed between the card and the sledgehammer!

The card and sledgehammer slowly rose into the air, and finally the sledgehammer actually merged into the card, and the card jumped in front of her: "Congratulations on accepting the summoning magic, the great summoning technique: the stupid sledgehammer."

This... That's fine, too! Could it be that the remaining twenty-one ones need to be accepted in this way?

Suddenly, Vice President Zhao on the opposite side of the commotion, and Vice President Zhao of the whole number all roared in a low voice: "Who do you say is stupid? ”

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