Speaking of Li Erdan, this guy is a long-term strategic partner of our Starlight Hotel, but he is relatively lazy, not very willing to go out, bored at home all day long and doesn't know what mysterious things to tinker with, and he is disgusted with the royal road setting of a dead house. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

However, in view of the fact that its three meals a day have been identified as the Starlight Hotel, which is not worth the lives of our dead, such a stunned person is a precious treasure that can be encountered but cannot be sought in today's world, so Lao Qin is willing to buy a 28 bar that does not know the year and month, except that the bell does not ring anywhere, as Li Di's special food delivery tool.

At first, Li Di thought that Lao Qin was simply picking the door and abusing child labor, but it was not until later that Li Di knew that Lao Qin bought this earth-shattering 28 bar as soon as he rode it was definitely ill-intentioned, and the cause of the incident was that Lao Qin watched TV, and the story of Pavlov and conditioned reflexes on the Exploration and Discovery Channel was deeply inspired by this story that told between an old man and a dog, and decided to test whether this phenomenon of conditioned reflex could also be formed between people.

The experimental subjects are Li Di and Li Erdan, let Li Di ride this "Grandgrand" 28 bars to deliver food to Li Erdan, and then after a long time, the two stunned people near Li Erdan's house all know, whenever this "Grandgrand" sound sounds, they know that Li Di is sending food, and then when they are hungry, they drool, and they want to eat, just like that dog, but the single one is working hard outside and no one cooks, what is the first thing that comes to mind?

Our Starlight Hotel!

So gradually, with Li Erdan's house as the center, nearly 100 single dog tenants within a radius of more than ten meters all knew that Lao Qin's Starlight Hotel also had this "Grand Grand Bar" 28 bars, Lao Qin's marketing strategy was quite successful, and after having a certain popularity, Lao Qin would instruct Li Di to ride the 28 bars "Grand Grand Bar" swaggering through the market at the meal point if no one ordered food, so whenever Li Di rode the 28 big bars "Grand Grand Bar" through the small alley, The tenants of the handshake building on both sides of the alley opened their windows and shouted at Li Di.

"Dogs! Green pepper shredded pork rice bowl! Put some more shredded meat! Lao Tzu didn't want green pepper rice bowls! ”

"Dog! Beef fried rice! Tell Lao Qin to put more beef! Damn, the last time I sent beef fried rice, Lao Tzu stirred the beef, and I couldn't find it! ”

"Dog! Potato roast beef rice bowl! Put more beef! Don't be spicy! Old Qin is stingy! ”

Li Di stood in the narrow alley in the middle of the handshake building and wrote down the things that these two stunned people wanted to eat one by one, and then went back to Lao Qin, Lao Qin lit up the stove and copied the guy to perform the eighteen fried dragons, sprinkled some monosodium glutamate and put some sugar, dripped a few drops of gutter oil, all kinds of cutting corners, it was fried after a while, it tasted good, the key is to use gutter oil, so it was particularly fragrant, Li Di packed it, and then sent it over with "Grandeland", or stopped in the middle of the handshake building, and shouted at the top: "The takeaway has arrived!" Throw the basket down and continue! ”

Then the windows opened one after another, and one after another strange-shaped boxes strung with ropes were thrown down, with names on the boxes and money in the boxes, Li Di took a seat in the right number, put their takeaways in, and then shouted, they pulled all the boxes up, which they invented, because they were too lazy to go downstairs, and Li Di was too lazy to go upstairs, so everyone negotiated like this, and the effect was quite good.

Today Li Di has run three times, this is the fourth trip, only Li Erdan and Zhang Mazi two people's meal, quite relaxed, because Li Erdan so special preferential treatment, in the past, Lao Qin was five servings, those who shook hands The tenants of the building opened their windows and negotiated with the people opposite, five, six, seven or eight people ordered together, it was very convenient, they didn't have to shout, they pushed open their own windows and then pushed open the opposite window, the length of one arm was enough, it was much more convenient than knocking on the door.

"Li Erdan! Zhang Mazi! Your takeaway is here, throw the box down! ”

Li Di shouted upstairs at the top of his voice, Li Erdan lives on the third floor, Zhang Mazi lives in the next building, opposite him, he can also push open the window as soon as he stretches out his hand, and he crosses the relationship as soon as he stretches his legs.

Soon, the window on the left side of the third floor opened, and in the night, a fat and twisted pig's head stretched out and sprayed at Li Di: "Dog!" How many times have you said it! Lao Tzu's name is Zhang Xu! It's not called Zhang Mazi! Shout Lao Tzu Zhang Mazi again, beware of Lao Tzu cutting you! ”

Zhang Mazi threw down his box while saying cruel words, Li Di was angry when he heard this, the matter of the mother's six Bichi has not been settled, you dare to touch my scales with this pig's head?

"Zhang Mazi! If you call me a fucking dog again, I'll cut you, and I won't let people say it with a pockmarked face! What the am I like a dog?! ”

Zhang Mazi scolded and scolded non-stop, Li Di was not interested in arguing with him, put his rice in the box, let him pull it up, and seeing that there was no movement on Li Erdan's side, Li Di shouted again: "Li Erdan!" Two eggs! Your takeaway has arrived! Throw the box down! What about people?! ”

Zhang Mazi opened the package and ate it after pulling up his own rice, and seeing that Li Erdan was not moving, he stretched out his hand and knocked on the window of Li Erdan's house opposite: "Dan'er!" Not at home? Your takeaway has arrived! Eggs! Eggs? Hey, it's weird, it's still there just now, this guy is probably, and he can't get up in the pit, he told me a few days ago that hemorrhoids have been committed recently, and he can squat for an hour while squatting, and he is probably fighting with hemorrhoids, or do you send it up? ”

Li Di shook his head: "Come on, he can't get up or open the door if he sends it, and this time the house must be full of incense, do I want to live, in this way, I will give you his food, you open his window and give it to him, can you?" His meal money has always been paid for by the payment, and you don't need to pay for it. ”

Zhang Mazi took a few bites of rice in the fast food box, and then nodded while chewing: "It's okay, you give it to me, I'll give it to him." ”

After giving the meal to Zhang Mazi, Li Di stepped on the 28 bar and prepared to return, the matter of the six women has not been dealt with, Daphne's sentence "They are eyeing you" made Li Di very concerned, although Li Di has beaten the invincible opponents of the whole school since the fourth grade of 1.8 meters, and he is full of guts, but if Li Di is faced with the monster that refreshed his world view three days ago, Li Di feels that it is better to go back to primary school to be the overlord of primary school.

Just thinking like this, Zhang Mazi's voice suddenly came from the top of his head.

"Who are you? Why in the Egg's House? You, you still eat eggs, you ...... I know! Li Erdan! You bastard! Isn't it possible to hook up with other men while Lao Tzu is not there? Having hemorrhoids is also an excuse you make up, isn't it? Okay, you have no conscience! I, I'll beat you to death, adulterer...... I...... Yes!!! ”

Li Di suddenly looked up and found that Zhang Mazi's window was open, and the two big thick legs were hanging on it, and the upper body couldn't see clearly in the window, but judging by this posture, Zhang Mazi should be lying on his back, what's the situation?!

In the next second, in Li Di's sight, a person who looked like a nobleman who killed Matt appeared at the window of Li Erdan, with long hair and looked very evil and crazy, judging by his hair accessories, it should be a male nobleman who killed Matt, and this killer Matt actually stared at Li Di, and then showed an evil and crazy smile, which made Li Di shudder.

"Li Goudan, Li Erdan is here, the door has been opened, if you don't come, you will never see him again, I will wait for you."

The orchid pointed at Li Di, and read this sentence like a line in a frustrated tone, his body writhed irregularly, as if to reflect his evil madness, showing his noble status as a nobleman who killed Matt, and after speaking, he continued to laugh evilly, as if waiting for Li Di to come up.

Not to mention this weird scene, more importantly, Li Di is very strange why he knows his name, how does he know that he is Li Goudan...... Bah! Li Di! My name is Li Di!

At this moment, the words that Daphne said before being beaten by Lao Qin once again echoed in Li Di's ears - "They are already eyeing you." ”

According to the orthodox routine, at this time, Li Di should rush forward with righteousness and awe-inspiring to rescue Li Erdan, who may have suffered a kidnapping incident, highlighting Li Di's chivalrous demeanor, and not dishonoring Li Di's setting of 1.8 meters forever from the fourth grade of primary school, and then launching a thrilling duel with the evil terrorists, and finally rescued Li Erdan, successfully becoming a propaganda model of righteousness and bravery, and getting a lot of rewards for righteousness and bravery, and since then he has reached the pinnacle of life.

This is not the most critical point, the most critical point is that if Li Di does not do this, the book will not be written.

Well, so Li Di decisively kicked the 28 bars and left.

"Cut, I'm a little expert in anti-routines, Li Erdan has a fart relationship with me, and I'm not the male protagonist of Asassi in RB light novels, I rushed up when I saw the injustice, and rushed up, "How can I repair five Leiwa with a cough" shouted out the life motto, and killed the villain with a mouth cannon, successfully robbed the heart of the goddess heroine, and embarked on the road of the queen of the workers...... And the most important thing is that Li Erdan is not a beautiful girl! Die or die, you go find someone else to save him! Good bye! ”

Li Di didn't look at the evil and crazy face of the nobleman who killed Matt, kicked Li Di's 28 bars and hummed a small tune, and rode back in a chic manner under the backdrop of Grun's BGM background music.

However, the reason why the routine is a routine is because of the kind of strong regularity like a historical law, Li Di tried to get rid of this regularity, but felt the strong attraction from behind, and then everything in front of Li Di's eyes suddenly quickly left him, not only the 28 bars left him, but everything else was also far away, Li Di's vision became blurred, his brain was also blurred, and even began to have the illusion of whether he was retreating or the world was advancing, at this moment, Li Di felt that he was a poet.

Then Li Di's vision suddenly froze, frozen on an evil and crazy face, just now because of the dark night, the street lamps are pitiful, so I can't see it so clearly, and now Li Di found that this face is familiar, oh! See! Li Di once saw this evil and crazy face on a photo marked "Forget Love", and he was shocked at the time, but now he looks at it, except for the hair that has grown a lot, the other places are much more three-dimensional.

"Brother, have you ever taken a photo album called Forgetting Love?"

Li Di suddenly wanted to know the answer to this question.