The dazzling brilliance disappeared in an instant, and the three Bichi showed angry expressions, and then the three of them gathered together. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What to do? He's not fooled! ”

"yes, I didn't expect this stupid big guy to be as stupid as we thought! He is not fooled by such superb deception, didn't Comrade Erdan say that earthlings have a very low IQ and are always deceived? ”

"If you can't fool him, what should I do? We have no money, are we really going to be caught by the earth's strips? I don't want it! ”

"Nonsense, if you hadn't bought so many BL comics, wouldn't we even be able to get fifty dollars?"

"But, but those handsome guys are really handsome, that figure, that abs, that mermaid line, ah~~"

Li Di covered his ears, not wanting to hear them tell the truth, but their voices were too loud, Li Di couldn't do it if he wanted to listen to it, and Li Di was also drunk with such a bloody plot.

"Now the situation is obvious, if we don't fool him, we will have no way to escape, and we may have to enter the bureau, I have stayed enough in the bureau of the Kingdom of God, and I was finally released, I definitely don't want to enter the bureau of the human race again! As long as we fool him around, not only can we complete the mission, but we will also have a long-term meal ticket and free shelter, and we will have no worries about eating and drinking, sisters! Come on! For pizza! ”

"Come on! For the burgers! ”

"Come on! For BL Comics! ”

The three Bichi put their hands together and pressed down: "One!" Two! Three! Come on! ”

Then the three Bichi quickly stepped forward to surround Li Di, set up a formation and began to circle around Li Di, and by the way, they looked at Li Di with sharp eyes, trying to suppress Li Di from the momentum, and according to Li Di's observation, what they wanted to do was already obvious.

So Li Di yawned boredly.

"First of all, you must realize what a serious mistake it is for you to be so stubborn and ignore the general interests of the universe and put your personal interests above the interests of the universe." - Daphne

Li Di sneered: "I don't read much, my cosmology is half-impossible, and I don't know how to write the righteousness of the universe, can you teach me?" ”

"Then, you must realize that as the hope of the whole universe, you do not accept your fate, refuse to save the world, and save the universe, how many lives will be ruined!" - Angel

Li Di sneered: "Misery is a Chinese idiom, a noun, a whole, not a verb, you can't take it apart and use it. ”

"Finally, you have to understand! Everyone's hope is in you! Everyone sees you as the savior, saving the world, saving the universe, saving all living beings, saving handsome guys...... Ah......h That's your mission! The Chosen One! —Rebecca

Li Di shook hands into a tube and shouted at the position of the back kitchen: "Boss! Here some people say that I am the savior, let me save the universe! What should I do? ”

After a while, with a cough and the classic BGM of Sun Wukong's appearance, the noodle restaurant ...... Oh no, out of the back kitchen of the Starlight Hotel came a bright old man with a cigarette butt, wearing flip-flops, a big vest, and a big pants and blackened body.

"What's the matter? Savior? Just you, kid? Less fucking daydreaming! This, the egg fried rice of Li Erdan's house, No. 250, Erduzi Street, is stupid in front, and he is stunned! Don't delay! If it's late, beware of Lao Tzu deducting your wages! ”

Since the fourth grade of primary school, Li Di has accepted Li Di's boss Lao Qin, who has been working here since he was 1.8 meters old, and smashed the delusions of the three Bichi with a standard Northeast dialect.

"Gotcha! Send it now! I'm sorry for the six, you can figure out how to pay for it yourself! I'm going to deliver takeaways, say goodbye, oh, by the way, Lao Qin was in the south when he was young, and he was very ecstatic with Wing Chun boxing, and he was nicknamed Huoyun God of War, so no one who came to eat here dared not pay, the underworld gang that didn't pay last time, sixteen people, beat Lao Qin from the street to the end of the street, hehe, you guys are so self-conscious, oh also, Lao Qin doesn't spare women either! ”

Li Di showed a charming smile, shook his hair, picked up the egg fried rice and walked out, not three seconds, not a few steps, Lao Qin's voice sounded: "Wait a while, dog, there is another, the Yangzhou fried rice that Zhang Mazi asked for opposite Li Erdan's house, bring it together, and be stunned!" ”

Big things are not good!

Li Di was stunned for a moment, realizing that something was not right, and then he went around the table of Bichi to get fried rice at the counter, and when he walked over again, even if he didn't look directly at Daphne's face, Li Di still seemed to see the demonic smile on Daphne's face.

"Dogs?"

Li Di paused, sweat pouring out of his forehead like a Baotu spring.

"Isn't your name Li Di? Mr. Dog? Angel smiled devilishly.

"Li dogs? Very elegant name, our savior, is actually called Li Goudan, which is so good! The savior of the universe Li Dogdan! Rebecca smiled devilishly.

Zhang Lulu, Li Lanlan and Wang Beibei quickly got together, chirping and talking about something, laughing from time to time, Li Di suddenly thought about the scene where the whole school was shouting Li Goudan when he went to school tomorrow, the class leader collected his homework and shouted Li Goudan You hurry up and hand in your homework, the teacher shouted Li Goudan to go to the blackboard to do questions, and the principal went to the principal's office to discuss life with the name of Li Goudan on the radio site......

Such a future...... It's a gloomy ...... No, you must not let these Bichi ruin your life! GodTM's setting of 1.8 meters forever from the fourth grade of primary school is already an indelible mark of shame on himself, and if his nickname is spread again, his high school career will definitely be ruined!

You must know, not to mention the three women who have reached a certain level in Bichi, the three classmates in front of them are by no means vain people!

Li Di set his jealous gaze on the three mentally handicapped girls who looked harmless to humans and animals.

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To put it bluntly, it is a broken mouth, as long as it is targeted by these three broken mouths, within three days, Li Di's troubles of wetting the bed at one meter eight will be known all over the city, and Li Di's habit of not liking to wear fat will have nothing to hide! The ulterior thing that happened between Li Di and his childhood sweetheart Xiaomei will soon be written as a one-million-word bitter youth romance novel for sale nationwide, leading to the effect of Luoyang paper being expensive! And then it will be filmed into a bloody romance youth idol drama by a certain businessman director and go to the theater for coil money!

own future!! It's going to be over!!

Li Di took out the second-generation ID card from his pocket as quickly as possible, showed it in front of the six Bichi, and said righteously: "Show me clearly, my name is Li Di, Muzi Li, Di of Ultraman Tiga!" Do you know Chinese characters? If you dare to call me again, I'll be anxious with you! ”

As soon as the words fell, Lao Qin's loud voice sounded: "Dog! Why don't you go yet?! Looking for a beating? Stunned! ”

Li Di shrunk his neck, glared at Daphne who was smiling evilly, walked out of the door of the restaurant in a gray manner, and kicked the 28 bars of the unknown year in the night, and the "Grandgrande" left the door of the Starlight Hotel, and went to Li Erdan's house at No. 250 Erduzi Street, Silly Road, who had been there for an unknown number of times.

"They've got their eye on you, if you don't want to die, you'd better work with us! You can't fight them if you don't become a magical boy! You're going to die! ”

Daphne rushed out of the noodle shop and shouted at Li Di, who turned around and gave her a middle finger: "Instead of cooperating with you to be a magic boy, I might as well die!" I'll hit 110 when I encounter a monster! I can't still find Ultraman, and they're the ones who fight monsters!! ”

After saying that, Li Di never looked back, and Grande rode forward, and after a while, Li Di vaguely heard Lao Qin's roar and the woman's scream.

Tut-tut, Lao Qin is not good at this, as long as he doesn't pay, he will also fight women, no wonder he has not had a mother-in-law in his single life, and he is lonely!