Li Di, a five-good boy who loves to learn, but for some reason, the character setting is always one meter eight from the fourth grade of primary school, the personality setting is relatively normal, is upright and kind, lively and brave, the appearance setting is handsome and chic, cute and charming, in general, he is a self-improvement five good boys, now although his parents are dead, but in addition to school, he also works in a Lanzhou ramen restaurant called Starlight Hotel, work-study, which reflects the beautiful quality of Li Di's self-improvement. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

At this moment, at this minute and second, no one would have thought that such a good boy who loves the party, the country and society would do such a shocking thing in the future! And all of this, to put it mildly, is a long story.

Anyway, Li Di said that if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't believe in the existence of magic if he was killed.

On the evening of May 17, 2016, Wushen Street, Tiedan District, Kunbei City, Lanzhou, ...... Oh no, in the Starlight Hotel.

"In the distant past, in the vast universe, countless races were born, and the groups coexisted peacefully on various planets, living a comfortable and peaceful life, and among the major races, there were four major races that were the most powerful and the most populous, and these four races were the God Race, the Holy Race, the Light Race, and the Mixed Race......

A beautiful girl held a bowl of beef ramen with poached eggs for twelve yuan that she hadn't finished eating, and talked eloquently in front of Li Di while eating.

Goose egg face, two big watery eyes, straight nose and cherry mouth, ruddy and shiny skin is elastic, it seems that you can pinch out the water, without the traces of the knife and axe chisel like artificial beauty, the indecent and smoky eye shadow is modified, pure natural green, healthy and nutritious, if it weren't for Bichi's character, Li Di would have pounced on it and said it first, regardless of his consciousness of the highest death penalty in three years!

It's a pity that it's been three days, and the fact that this beautiful and moving girl is a complete blue pond has been confirmed.

In line with the first rule of the spare tire rule to stay away from Bichi, Li Di just glanced at Daphne's Bichi lightly, and pouted his lips with disdain: "To be reasonable, if in your next plot, if the mixed clan is not the villain's base camp, and their leader is not the demon who provoked the cosmic war and committed the most heinous crimes, I will be surnamed Da with you!" ”

“…… However, the hybrid demon king Cavendis was uneasy about the status quo and launched a cosmic war in an attempt to rewrite the new order of the universe and dominate the universe. Succeeded in saving the safety of the entire universe and the people of all races! Daphne looked embarrassed, but quickly regrouped, built up confidence, and resumed serious nonsense.

In this regard, Li Di scoffed.

"Can't you just go away and give people a good name? You three clans of divine light, as soon as you shout Mary Sue Jack Su, you are a mixed race, a mixed demon king, where is the force! I don't know what street I thought was the one who was not afraid of things, and two days ago, the street next door was tied to the telephone pole with adhesive tape to show the public, to be reasonable, if I were the bastard king, I would also scold you to death! ”

"Ahem, ahem...... But many years have passed, and Kevendis, who was sealed on the earth, began to stir again, in order to protect the peace of the human race, according to the revelation of the ancient prophecy, the most elite female warriors of the three tribes of divine light were ordered to come to the earth to find a group of horse monkeys full of love and justice...... Bah! Magical Girl! Take this to fight the evil Bastard! ”

Daphne finished speaking in one breath, not giving Li Di a chance to interject, and didn't seem to want Li Di to continue to make a fuss about the loopholes in her words, and then simply buried her head in eating noodles, Li Di sneered, and complained while wiping the table next to them: "I don't know how to vomit when there are so many slots...... Let's put it this way, first, you are brain-dead, you can't directly kill the big demon king, why do you have to seal it? Since there is a seal, there will be a day when the seal will be lifted, and even people like me know such a royal routine, aren't you planting a time bomb to block future generations? Interesting?

Second, even if you can't kill him, why seal him on Earth? Don't you think there are enough people on earth? There are so many planets in the universe, it's really not good, there are parallel universes, you are brain-dead, you are sealed on the earth?! Exile, exile, do you understand?! It's really not possible to have so many black holes in the universe, you can choose any one and throw him into it, can he still turn the sky upside down?

Third, do you want to protect the peace of the human race? Don't worry about it, you have magic, we have black technology, as soon as the bastard comes out, we will use black technology to teach him to be a man in minutes! I don't think you've seen the ferocity of the fighting nations on Earth! In the winter, I dare to pour vodka bare-chested, and I don't accept you to try.

Fourth, you female warriors of the Sacred Light Tribe have come to Earth to look for the Horse Monkey Burn...... Bah! Magical Girl? I'm sick! Not on your own planet, but running to Earth?! Which ear of your ear has heard that people on Earth use magic? Harry Potter has seen too much, right!? We play with the flow of technology, climb the technology tree, and don't play magic! You go back where you came from, okay? ”

Proficient spitting skills, this is a skill that Li Di has mastered since he was 1.8 meters tall in the fourth grade of primary school.

Daphne seemed to want to say something, but was stopped by Li Di.

"Also, I am already familiar with your old-fashioned script, I can foresee a beautiful picture of your final victory over the demon king and a happy ending, anyway, the birth of the demon king is to be destroyed by the hero seal, and the villain was born to make the decent pretend to be forced to slap the face, don't think that you can forcibly shake the pot with serious nonsense, tell you, I don't carry this pot."

Li Diyi stretched out his hand and pointed to Zhang Lulu, Li Lanlan and Wang Beibei, who were sitting on the side.

"If you want to find horse monkey soju, these three little sisters you have already found, if it is not enough, go out and turn left and then turn left, there is a street of hair salons, there are all kinds of women, if it is not enough, go out and turn right and then turn right, there is a street in the foot-washing city, go in to find a technician, royal sister, Ha Mei, mature woman, Lori, everything, the price is fair, my boss Lao Qin is a frequent customer, you can consult him in the future, check out first, go well or not, don't forget to help me bring the door from the outside, I still have to work."

In front of Li Di's eyes, Daphne, who claimed to be a female warrior of the Protoss, finally finished the last bite of poached eggs, picked up the noodle bowl and drank not a drop of the noodle soup, and then licked the bowl, and after licking the bowl There was no need to wash it, before she burped contentedly, wiped her mouth, touched her round belly, and suddenly stood up, and pointed her finger at Li Di with righteous words.

"But this is your mission, it was the Holy Race of the Protoss and the Light Clan who chose you together! The people who sealed Cavendis back then were also earthlings! ”

But the difference is that the Grim Reaper elementary school students represent justice and the law to find the murderer, and this Bichi is trying to forcibly shake the pot, so that Li Di becomes the backstabber of God TM, as soon as he hears it, there is a strong sense of foreboding coming to him, as Li Di, who has been routined into one meter eight by the world since the fourth grade, how can he be routined again so easily? As an anti-routine expert, Li Di vows to fight the routine to the end!

"Your uncle, a thousand years ago, we were still in the Northern Song Dynasty, or in ancient times! Are you looking for a Northern Song Dynasty person to be a magical girl?! Li Qingzhao is still Master Li?!!! ”

"Almost, also surnamed Li." Daphne said with a serious look, "That's how we have a legend there, anyway. ”

Li Di took a deep breath and stretched out his hand to Zhang Lulu, Li Lanlan and Wang Beibei, who were sitting on the side.

"You're here to find a magical girl.,These three are the ones you want to choose.,It has nothing to do with me, a dignified man.,Where to go.,Don't come to me.,Come on.,Settle the account first.,Forty-seven yuan seven.,Round-off.,Give you a friendly price.,Fifty.,No change.。

Li Di reached out to Daphne.

Bi Chi in front of her subconsciously touched the sides of her clothes - this one-yard pure white dress has no pockets from top to bottom, if this Bi Chi didn't have the habit of stuffing money into the soles of her feet or stuffing it into the four-dimensional pocket of Ou Paikou, she must have no money...... Li Di glanced at her gull pie and high-heeled sandals that were as smooth as the imperial road used by the emperor when he traveled.

Cut! Not only poor, but poor!

As Li Di expected, an embarrassed look flashed on Daphne's face, and then subconsciously glanced at her two companions, Rebecca and Angel, who were known as the other two female warriors, they were wearing the same style of clothes, with the same movements and expressions, except that the color of the clothes was a pale pink and a pale yellow.

Not surprisingly, the three Bichi set their eyes on the poor deceived girl in the eyes of the three Li Di, and the meaning in their eyes couldn't be more obvious - you pay!

Zhang Lulu, Li Lanlan, Wang Beibei, three twenty-eight-year-old beautiful girls in the flower season, unfortunately, it is Li Di's three classmates in the Royal Noble High School in Kunbei City, the famous ABB beautiful girl combination, beautiful and pure, is a famous beauty, in addition to the shortcomings are all advantages, but unfortunately the IQ is not high, according to the current situation, it should have been deceived by these three Bichi, and has become a magical girl.

If you hadn't listened to the rhetoric of these three Bichi and became the magical girls of the god TM, these three beautiful girls should have had a good life, but now......

"Sister Daphne, I bought you pizza with all my pocket money." - Zhang Lulu

"Sister Angel, I bought you a hamburger with all my pocket money." -- Li Lanlan

"Sister Rebecca, I bought you BL comics with all my pocket money." - Wang Beibei

I seem to have heard something terrible.

Cherish life and stay away from magical girls!

And the next plot development Li Di can already be predicted, vulgar, and the development of routines.

The three bewitching sluts looked even more embarrassed when they heard this, and then Daphne turned her head and looked at Li Di with a sharp gaze, and her sharp gaze was like two sharp swords that directly attacked Li Di's heart.

"That's right! It's you! It's you! A boy who was chosen by the three major clans! It's you! Only you can save the world! Only you! to defeat the terrifying Hybrid Demon King Cavendis! So, come on! Join us! Become the number one magical girl in the universe...... Bah! Magical boy! Come on! Juvenile! Join us! ”

Daphne opened her arms and said emotionally.

Rebecca and Angel also opened their arms together, looking like the Virgin Mary, and I don't know if their eyes were tired, or if they saw hallucinations, Li Di actually saw that the bodies of these three blue pools were shining with dazzling brilliance, as if just bathing in them could make people feel warm and intoxicated, and there was a feeling of being healed, Zhang Lulu Li Lanlan and Wang Beibei also stood up together, looking at their infinitely respected great mentor with admiration.

"Humph!"

Li Di laughed coldly.

"Come less, pay, fifty, or I'll call the police."