What's going on with this monkey, his eyes are strange - after Torii Komatsu's little eyes and Ma Fenghou looked at each other for a while, their hearts suddenly fluffed, and there was a feeling of weakness. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Then I saw that the monkey was gesturing in his hand, and a little girl next to him immediately gave the monkey a bowl of rice, and the stupid Chen Ergou also lifted the pot to serve the vegetables, and pointed a large plate of oily chicken, and there were pieces of slippery matsutake mushrooms in it, and the aroma drilled into the nose and eyes, causing Torii Komatsu to swallow his saliva secretly.

Pheasant stewed matsutake mushrooms are a perfect match - Ma Fenghou first sandwiched a few pieces of chicken into Xiao Qi's bowl, and then he nibbled on a piece of chicken, chewed a piece of matsutake mushrooms, and his little head kept nodding: wonderful.

Xiao Qi also ate deliciously: It's so fragrant, this taste seems to be the taste of her mother when she just remembered. However, at that time, she was too young, and her mother's impression was vague. Thinking about it, tears can't help but fall into the rice bowl.

Seeing this, Ma Fenghou couldn't help but put down his chopsticks, stretched out his little paws, and gently stroked Xiao Qi's dry hair: Eat more, it's good to be white and fat.

He knew that Xiao Qi was a strong and bitter child, who rarely shed tears, and only cried when he thought about his mother.

Feeling the caress from Brother Monkey, Xiao Qi suddenly smiled, there were still crystal tears in her big eyes, and the little girl began to work hard to dig rice into her mouth: There is also Brother Monkey by my side-

Chen Ergou was also greedy and wanted to move his chopsticks, but when he saw that his grandfather was still standing next to him, he patted the little paw of the monkey master and pointed at the old village chief with a smile. After getting Ma Fenghou's nod of permission, he brought the old village chief to the table. As for the others, it's good to have a good time, two pheasants are a big plate, and your own people don't have enough to eat.

Probably smelling the fragrance, a pinch of hair also came to Ma Fenghou's feet, looking up at his pink little face, his eyes did not blink: even just look.

You little glutton, don't make a fuss after eating - Ma Fenghou sandwiched a piece of chicken and rubbed it on the rice for a long time, trying to dip the fat on it on the rice, and then stuffed it into a handful of hairy little paws. Monkeys usually eat vegetarian food, and they don't eat a meal of meat cold, but they are afraid that their stomach will not be able to stand it.

But Ma Fenghou has no worries, he doesn't have to worry about the monkey diarrhea and bad intestines, maybe he still retains the food habits when he was a man.

They were eating and drinking as if no one was around, and the people of the delegation were a little embarrassed to stand next to them: the people in the mountains just had no rules, and they didn't know how to ask the leaders to taste it, and the plate of pheasant stewed matsutake mushrooms seemed to be really tempting-

The county leaders led by County Magistrate Hu also looked at Ma Fenghou and muttered: Why do you feel so awkward, as if this monkey is the real leader?

They even have the illusion that the monkey sitting in the center, skillfully using chopsticks, makes every move, more like a person sitting there eating.

It's really a maverick monkey, climbing trees and picking fruits is what you should do, what are you sitting here pretending to be?

"Don't be surprised, leaders, this is a divine monkey, after the enlightenment of the old Taoist priest of Qingyunguan, he understands human nature." Eating people's mouths is soft, and the old village chief praised Ma Fenghou a few words while eating. In his eyes, these actions of monkeys are normal, and of course there is something magical about the monkeys.

This is a bit of feudal superstition, the county leaders don't dare to agree, looking at the monkeys there seems to be a while to eat, rather than watching, it is better to go to the Taoist temple to rest.

A young secretary began to show up, Ma Fenghou glanced sideways, and patted Chen Ergou on the shoulder. Seeing this, Chen Ergou hurriedly put down his chopsticks, stood up, and rushed over with a piece of chicken in his mouth: "Don't go in yet, no one can go in without the permission of Master Monkey!" ”

The secretary was. He pointed at Ma Fenghou with his hand: "You said that monkey, there is no tiger in the mountains, and its little monkey still wants to be the king." ”

The leaders in the back looked at each other: We are parent officials, no matter how you little monkey jumps, you can't jump out of our Wuzhi Mountain!

Chen Ergou didn't do it, he had always respected the teacher, and of course he didn't allow others to play the monkey master, so he roared with his neck: "Qingyunguan is the monkey master's, of course he has the final say!" ”

Xiao Qi also crossed his waist and followed to help: "When Grandpa Monkey left, he promised Qingyunguan to leave it to Brother Monkey!" ”

Everyone couldn't help but look at each other, and in the end, it was County Magistrate Hu who broke the embarrassment: "Then do we have to call that little monkey the monkey the monkey chief-"

The subordinates laughed a few times, but it was Chen Ergou and Xiao Qi, who nodded together very seriously, and then went back to eat chicken. Even the old village chief obviously agrees with this statement: "Leaders, Qingyunguan is now the industry of the Divine Monkey, and he really has the final say." ”

After saying that, I took another piece of matsutake mushroom and chewed it vigorously, this thing is still very tough, but it tastes really good, I knew that the chicken stewed mushrooms were so delicious, so I brought a bottle of wine.

It was embarrassing for the cadres of the inspection group to wait, neither did they advance nor retreat. Especially Torii Komatsu, his heart is getting more and more anxious, he can't wait to investigate the resources as soon as possible and then sign the contract, how can there be so much American time to waste on you stinky monkey.

So he walked quickly to the dining table, grabbed a handful of banknotes from the bag he was carrying, and slapped it in front of Chen Ergou. Based on his experience in dealing with Chinese, the most effective way is to open the way with money, and it is all about money.

Sure enough, Chen Ergou's eyes lit up, he threw his chopsticks, grabbed the banknotes, put his fingers in his mouth and dipped them in some saliva, and counted them one by one. What Torii Komatsu gave him was the RMB after the exchange, which were all 100 yuan bills, and the red ones were very pleasing.

Torii Komatsu stared at Chen Ergou with interest and counted the money, and a burst of disdain flashed in his little eyes. He loved the feeling of the moment, a thrill of conquest.

"Master Monkey, 1,200 yuan!" Chen Ergou reluctantly put a wad of banknotes in front of Ma Fenghou, although he likes money and lacks money, but the master is on it, he has to hand it over.

Do you use money to smash people, it seems to be my favorite way to use before, now look at it, it's really enough - Ma Fenghou stretched out his little paw and grabbed the banknote, and fell twice on the table, making a crisp sound.

In his opinion, this little devil is indeed not a good bird, back then, when my father was still the governor of Northeast Ji Province, this guy went to the local investment to buy wild vegetables, and asked someone to find Ma Fenghou, who was still in the Yanei at that time. Ma Fenghou casually said hello to his father's secretary, and it turned out that the matter was done, and he was invited to Tokyo for a trip.

Who knew that before he had enough fun, he was called back by his father with a phone call, and he was trained with a head and face, and finally he was grounded for a while. It turned out that the purchase contract signed by Torii Komatsu with the local government stated that the price of dried wild vegetables was extremely low, and after it was transferred to the island country, it actually made dozens of times the profit. However, this incident was also disclosed by the media, which made my father very passive.

Therefore, Ma Fenghou also hated this birdman. Now that we are meeting here, it is estimated that this birdman will still play the old routine, he monkey grandma, I don't know that this mountain is under my control, don't I know that these matsutake mushrooms are mine?

The more Ma Fenghou thought about it, the more angry he became, if he and the villagers of Chenjiagou under the mountain jointly developed matsutake resources, he would still be acceptable, after all, he was a neighbor living there, and his current identity was special, so it was not easy to make it too public. But you, a little devil with a big bad conscience, actually want to come to get a piece of the pie, it's unbearable!

Suddenly, as soon as Ma Fenghou's arm was raised, the banknotes flew towards Torii Komatsu's face, and they fell in the air one after another, and finally, the ground scattered at the feet of Torii Komatsu was very eye-catching. It stands to reason that this picture is still very beautiful, but as a party, Torii Komatsu feels very bad: shame, being despised by a monkey, is a great shame!

Enraged, Torii Komatsu stretched out his hands and grabbed at the hateful monkey with great speed. He practiced judo when he was young, and he didn't throw it down much for so many years, just a little hairy monkey, let's throw it first, and make it suffer a little.

Chen Ergou and Xiao Qi stood up and retreated at the same time, and then they both cast a strange look at Torii Komatsu: How big are you to do it with Master Monkey (Brother Monkey)?

Ma Fenghou has always felt that his monkey fist has gradually become a big success recently, but he has no opponent to test. After all, Xiao Qi is too young, and Chen Ergou has just started, and his kung fu is still shallow. The so-called master loneliness is like this.

Unexpectedly, someone actually sent it to the door, and look at the birdman's skills, it seems that he has also practiced, which is in line with the monkey's will.

So a backflip landed on the stool, dodged to an open space and stood, and very arrogantly hooked the hairy fingers of the torii Komatsu.

Torii Komatsu's anger was completely provoked by the monkey, he threw off the windbreaker on his body, took off his suit, rolled up the sleeves of his shirt, moved in place a few times, and then approached Ma Fenghou step by step.

"Mr. Torii, it's better to do it with a sour-faced monkey—ah—" The young secretary was really worried that the VIP would tickle the monkey, so he hurriedly stepped forward to stop him. As a result, this sour-faced monkey also successfully angered Ma Fenghou, and he rushed up directly, and the monkey's paw scratched his neck, which frightened the secretary comrade and exclaimed: Sure enough, it is a sour-faced monkey, and he will turn his face when he says it.

In fact, Ma Fenghou just scared him, and if he really did it, he would directly send him to South Korea for plastic surgery.

And at this moment, Torii Komatsu, who was ready to attack on the side, also suddenly attacked, dodged to the left side of Ma Fenghou, kicked like electricity, and directly kicked the right knee of the little monkey. It's a bit of a judo knee trick, but because the little monkey is too short, he simply kicks it directly. You know, Torii Komatsu is not barefoot in the judo competition at the moment, but wearing leather shoes, if he kicks it, Ma Fenghou's monkey leg will definitely be useless.

Good! Ma Fenghou squeaked in his mouth, only to see that his body was like a fallen leaf, moving with the opponent's legs, no matter how hard you are, it is difficult to get up. Seeing Chen Ergou watching the battle from the sidelines, he was leisurely fascinated, and Xiao Qi slapped his little slap hard.

There is also a pinch of hair for Ma Fenghou's stinky feet, and he also learned from Xiao Qi's appearance, chirping and patting his little paws, patting twice, then bending down to pick up a banknote from the ground, patting it twice, and picking it up again, without delay.

Before a pinch of hair finished picking up the banknotes on the ground, Ma Fenghou over there had already launched a counterattack, locking Torii Komatsu's ankles with both arms and twisting in the direction of his kick. Torii Komatsu couldn't close the momentum and was directly knocked to the ground.

This made him blind: how is it possible, how can the little hairy monkey have such a great strength, and it will actually borrow strength?

At the moment of falling, Torii Komatsu seemed to have returned to the time when he was a beginner in judo, and the feeling of facing his teacher was as strong as a mountain and invincible.

Ma Fenghou was willing to spare him easily, and flew up. The claws were like hooks, and they grabbed the left cheek of Torii Komatsu, and when I looked again, a piercing word "Chuan" appeared on the left cheek of Torii Komatsu.

"Don't hurt the foreign guests!" County Magistrate Hu was so anxious that he was really afraid that this would be more than a business.

Ma Fenghou bared his teeth at him, waved his claws again, and came to the right cheek of Torii Komatsu, so that he had the traditional symmetrical beauty of China.

Torii Komatsu curled up on the ground, holding his head with both hands, and screaming like a pig in his mouth.

You are a birdman, I will see you fight once in the future - Ma Fenghou looked at the lively Akajiri Hook Hook Hook Hands to the side: Second master, I taught you monkey to steal peaches two days ago, you always can't learn, today you are cheap, there is a live target for you to practice.

Akajiri saw that the Monkey King was powerful, and the violent factor in his body was also completely stimulated, and he was already enthusiastic, and he rushed over, watching the Monkey King compare with it twice, and then he understood, and shook out ***** a column of water gushing out, and all of them were poured on Torii Komatsu's head.

Mistaken, I'm asking you to steal his peaches - Ma Fenghou scratched the back of his head sadly, but the effect seems to be good now, do you want to call those monkeys?