The monkeys are very good at holding stinky feet, and although most of the monkeys are free to move around the mountains today, there are nearly ten of them left. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info When they saw that the Monkey King had beaten his opponent to the ground, they immediately came up to offer their courtesy, helping the Monkey King to groom, helping the Monkey King to take lice, and asking for mating.

This kind of behavior is normal in the animal kingdom, and the stronger the male, the more attractive the female.

However, Ma Fenghou had no interest in the female monkey, and waved his little paw impatiently. The monkeys gathered around Torii Komatsu and began to snatch his belongings. That's right, in the understanding of the monkey group, the Monkey King won the battle, and it should be time for them to collect the spoils.

The shiny watch is good, keep it; The thing that he wore on his finger was golden, and he kept it; The pieces of broken paper in my pocket are red and bright, and it seems to be useless, so let's put it away.

And a handful of hairy and a few other little monkeys, even unceremoniously pulled off the belt of Torii Komatsu, and finally didn't even let go of a boxer, and stripped Torii Komatsu naked.

Torii Komatsu also wanted to struggle to resist, but Akajiri looked him to death, as long as he made a slight movement, the little paw immediately greeted him in the face, so frightened that Torii Komatsu could only be honest and stiff, and even had the heart to die.

Ma Fenghou was overjoyed: Sanguang policy, you monkeys are ruthless enough, when did you learn to repay the other way?

The county leaders complained bitterly and wanted to step forward to stop them, but the monkeys were too ferocious. The county magistrate Hu was so anxious that he was sweating, and he really wanted to yell: Go and invite the Buddha!

Fortunately, in the inspection team, there are four policemen in charge of security, who have always had no sense of existence, and this will finally be remembered by the county magistrate, and there is a danger to find the police: "Beat up the foreign guests and handcuff them all!" ”

An old policeman coughed and reminded in a low voice: "County magistrate, that's a monkey, not a human!" ”

It is also the first time that the police comrades have encountered such a tricky situation, people can be detained and fined for fighting, what is the matter with really getting a group of monkeys to the public security bureau, the public security bureau is not a zoo -

The most important thing is that you may not be able to get past those monkeys!

"Do you have a gun?" County Magistrate Hu was really anxious.

The policemen shook their heads together, this kind of activity of accompanying foreign guests is mainly for posturing, who dares to have a gun.

"Then you have to go up and rescue the foreign guests first!" County Magistrate Hu saw that Mr. Torii even showed a small bird, and he was being bulleted by a little monkey with his claws, which was just too unusual!

Several police comrades looked at each other, and they didn't even bring batons, and they couldn't help but curse in their hearts: Why don't you go!

However, the duty was not for them to retreat, so the four policemen had to bite the bullet and move forward little by little, secretly praying in their hearts: Brother Monkey, I hope you can raise your claws and let us go.

I don't know if it was the prayer in their hearts that had an effect, or if the monkeys stripped off the torii Komatsu and had no use value, so they actually withdrew in an uproar.

The policemen secretly wiped a cold sweat and hurriedly carried the distinguished foreign guests back. Since the foreign guests came to their small county town, they have been offering like their ancestors, and today it is good to make a group of monkeys stunned for the dictatorship. The grandfather of the old policeman had relatives who were killed by the Japanese invasion of China, and he secretly shouted hello to the monkeys in his heart!

"Mr. Toii, you-" County Magistrate Hu didn't know what to say, so he simply took off his windbreaker and put it on the torii village first.

Out of danger, the small village of Torii finally returned to the sun, and a pair of small eyes burst out with an extremely hateful gaze, as if they were going to choose someone to eat, and the county magistrate Hu also took a few steps back.

Junko Yamaguchi, who has always been relatively calm, came over at this time and said a few words to Torii Komatsu Wow Wow Wow. Torii Komatsu glared at the monkeys over there unwillingly, and then asked to escort him to the hospital, but this time he was directly disfigured.

On the other side, Ma Fenghou washed his hands and returned to the dining table to continue eating. After lunch, Ma Fenghou basked in the sun for a while. The autumn sun shines on the body, and the warmth is so pleasant. The officials not far away were also a little surprised: What are we busy for, it is better to be a monkey to be at ease?

"Empty you seven wow-" Ma Fenghou was getting comfortable in the sun, when he heard a soft female voice beside him, and at the same time, a perfume made his nose itch, and he couldn't help sneezing.

Raising his eyes to look at Junko Yamaguchi, who was bowing to him in front of him, Marquis Ma Fenghou couldn't help grinning: Does it still seem to be the same routine as before?

On that trip to Tokyo, it was this Junko Yamaguchi who accompanied Ma Fenghou throughout the whole process, and also provided a very comprehensive service, well, very comprehensive. Ma Fenghou was still a lot of flowers at that time, so naturally he did not refuse to come. Later, I realized that Junko Yamaguchi was actually a public relations talent specially trained by Sakura Co., Ltd., who specialized in exchanging benefits with her body.

For this reason, Ma Fenghou was also quite annoyed, and thought that he was infinitely charming, and he could eat it both at home and abroad, and it turned out that everything was just part of the transaction. This Miss Junko Yamaguchi is not pure at all!

Standing in front of the monkey, Junko Yamaguchi suddenly had an illusion: The way this little monkey looked at me just now, how strange was it, as if there was a sense of déjà vu?

However, it is a matter of making a fortune, Torii Komatsu has been defeated, and Junko Yamaguchi must take on this important responsibility, but she has no bottom in her heart: the target of public relations is monkeys, and it is really the first time.

Originally, you didn't have to look at the face of a monkey, but this kind of deep mountain and old forest is very dangerous, and without a local guide to lead the way, it is difficult to be trapped in the mountains and unable to get out, in case you encounter any wild beasts again. Therefore, most of the time, Junko Yamaguchi still uses her status as an investor to ask local government officials for help, and this trick is still tried.

But today's occasion is a bit special, in the mountains, those who are officials also rely on the local people. However, whether it is Chen Ergou, the party or the old village chief, they all respect this monkey like a god. So Junko Yamaguchi quickly cleared her mind and took this monkey as a breakthrough.

So relying on her courage, Junko Yamaguchi took out a piece of toffee, opened it, and handed it to Marquis Ma Fenghou little by little. She moved very gently, so as not to irritate the bad-tempered monkey. In her hometown of Hokkaido, there are also a lot of macaques, and when she was a child, Junko Yamaguchi used to soak in hot springs with monkeys, so she knows a lot about the habits of macaques.

Aren't you going to use the human bomb you're best at - Ma Fenghou blinked his eyes, and then stretched out his little paw to grab it, but instead of grabbing the piece of candy, he grabbed Junko Yamaguchi's chest directly, and pinched it hard.

The color monkey - Junko Yamaguchi exclaimed in surprise, and put a new label on Ma Fenghou in his heart.

Speaking of which, monkeys are indeed quite sexy, idle, and their favorite sport is mating, and even monkeys of the same sex mess with each other.

However, Ma Fenghou didn't want to see it, he just wanted to take revenge. After all, his heart still belongs to humans, so it's not good to be too presumptuous, so he beckoned to Akajiri, and after two strokes, the little paw pointed at Junko Yamaguchi.

Akajiri didn't really understand the king's intentions, thinking that he was still peeing like he had just done, so he stood up, held the ***** between his crotch with his small paws and trembled three times, and then pounced on Junko Yamaguchi.

Junko Yamaguchi was frightened, although she had played some more exciting shows with guests before, but if she was forcibly forked by a monkey, would she still have a face?

So he ran back, screaming even more. Akajiri is still reluctant to give up in the back, chasing after him, looking like he is cowardly.

Several police comrades were forced to appear again, and they finally rescued Miss Yamaguchi. At this time, if you still have the heart to investigate, let's run first. So the members of the expedition team ran down the mountain as if fleeing for their lives.

This is a bitter thing for these officials, who are used to sitting in the office, neglecting to exercise, and trekking through mountains and rivers, how can they have suffered this crime. But life is at stake, and if you can't keep up, you have to play with your life. As a result, they all gritted their teeth, crossed the forest and crossed the stream, and almost climbed with a rolling belt.

Finally saw the Chenjia Village in front, the members of the delegation did not care about the image, they all sat on the ground and began to gasp, two of them drank a little too much with the foreign guests last night, and retched vigorously holding on to the trunk.

Just after the delegation drove away from the remote Chenjia Village, another group of people sneakily came to the area of Chenjia Village, and their target was also a monkey.

It's clean at last. Marquis Ma shouted at Akajiri back, and then pointed to the pile of loot on the ground. The second master performed well today and deserves to be rewarded.

Akajiri flipped through for a while, grabbed Torii Komatsu's phone and fiddled with it. As a result, Chen Ergou was so hot-eyed: The fruit machine is much stronger than my grandfather's old machine!

He also knew that the monkeys didn't have any longevity, and it was estimated that he would get tired of playing after a while, so he kept an eye on Akajiri and was ready to take over at any time.

Look at your little bit of breath - Ma Fenghou grabbed the bloodstained ring from the ground again and threw it directly to Chen Ergou. Because the ring is worn tightly on the finger, the monkey is a little rough when taking it off.

Golden! Chen Ergou excitedly raised his hands, held the ring firmly in his palm, and then rubbed it on his pants a few times, and then put it on his finger in a hurry, not to mention, the size is just right, he is happy: it is still a future with Master Monkey!

The other monkeys also came up, cooing in their mouths, and Ma Fenghou couldn't look down on the tattered ones of Torii Komatsu, so he waved his little paws, and the monkeys swarmed up, you fought for me, and the suit was torn into strips of cloth.

After the distribution of the spoils, Ma Fenghou threw the gold watch to Xiao Qi, and kept it to see the time. Xiao Qi also wanted to wear it, but unfortunately his wrist was too thin, so he could only go back to Qingyun Temple and hide it. No, no, the monkeys are all good at turning things.

In the end, even when the old village chief went down the mountain, he happily walked with a pair of leather shoes. It doesn't matter if he's a stolen goods or something, or something that a foreign guest wears. Those two crooked nuts are so miserable, don't you believe that you still have the face to come again?