Chapter 35 House thieves are the most difficult to prevent

"Lai-dog-" Ma Fenghou screamed, reminding Chen Ergou to pay attention to driving. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Probably because he was used to being yelled at by Master Monkey, Chen Ergou quickly came to his senses and put the motorcycle back on the right track. Then I felt a little uncomfortable: "Master Monkey, you call me Laigou, it sounds like it's not as good as Da Hei!" โ€

Xiao Qi giggled, Brother Monkey finally began to speak, and he would be able to stick his teeth with her in the future.

Ma Fenghou was also very happy, scratching his ears and cheeks. Language learning is difficult to say, and easy to say. After all, his consciousness still belongs to human beings, and he has mastered language, and the only obstacle is his body structure. I drank high yesterday, and I don't know which vein I opened.

In fact, when he gets up in the morning, he can speak, but the monkey speaks human words, which is really a bit shocking, except for Chen Ergou and Xiao Qi, the two members of his own family, it is better not to let outsiders know for the time being, what if he is caught to do slicing?

Along the way, Xiao Qi began to talk to Brother Monkey non-stop, and when he arrived in the town, Xiao Qi was finally no longer stingy; But Brother Ergou was depressed, Lai Gou was still Lai Gou, and I didn't know if Master Monkey had a bad tongue, or if it was deliberate.

The town is on the 369th day, today is the sixth day of the lunar month, and the New Year is approaching, so the market is crowded, so it is not lively.

Chen Ergou looked for a place to park the motorcycle, and Xiao Qi and Xiao Monkey held hands and waited in place. Speaking of which, this is the first time Xiao Qi has rushed to the market, he is excited and nervous, looking at the stalls selling goods, his eyes are not enough. And there were too many people and too crowded, Xiao Qi pulled Brother Monkey's little paw tightly, and Ma Fenghou could feel the wet sweat in her palm.

"Little monkey, little monkey dresses up and pretends to be a human!" I don't know who shouted, but there were more people around, and they all came up to see the surprise. Someone else asked, "Little girl, how do you sell this monkey?" โ€

As the saying goes, selling a house and buying a monkey is just playing.

Xiao Qiyi was not happy to hear it: "This is my monkey brother, I won't sell it for any amount of money, hum!" โ€

Ma Fenghou also bared his teeth at that guy: Believe it or not, I got all the monkeys on the mountain to your house to rebel?

was making a noise, when I heard someone outside the crowd shouting and scolding, and the voice was arrogant. The villagers who rushed to the market knew that it was the hooligans from the town who had arrived, and involuntarily dodged a passage.

Five or six thugs wandered in, led by the two, one with dyed red hair, the other with yellow hair, and a few younger brothers clustered behind them. One by one, they don't learn and don't know how to do it, they travel around all day long, they are proud of being hooligans, and no one dares to mess with them in the town.

The red hair and the yellow hair are holding cigarettes obliquely in their mouths, with the posture that the second brother and our brother are the third. But after catching a glimpse of the little girl and the little monkey in the center of the crowd, the two brothers were stunned as if they had been immobilized by Sun Monkey, and they didn't know that the cigarette in the red hair's mouth fell off.

"Monkey, monkey-" Huang Mao swallowed twice with difficulty and spitted: "Monkey-brother-"

Although the scars on their bodies are healed, the pain has not been forgotten, the last time they were ravaged by the monkeys, it was called a miserable, so that when the brothers watched TV, as long as they saw which station played the animal world, they would directly change the channel.

Unexpectedly, it was really fateful to meet again. The two brothers' intestines are repentant: why didn't you look at the yellow calendar when you went out!

Xiao Qi also recognized these two guys, and they were the ones who followed the mouse to Qingyun to watch the murderer last time, so Xiao Qi didn't give them a good look: "Brother Monkey is also what you can call?" โ€

Huang Mao didn't dare to argue, and said a few times in his mouth: "Monkey-master, monkey master, why don't you say a word when you go down the mountain, we will drive you up!" โ€

Ma Fenghou waved his little paws and signaled the two bastards to get out of here, he didn't want to make friends with the two little hooligans. But the people who watched the excitement and ate melons were dumbfounded: Which monkey from the mountain is so bullish, Huaguo Mountain?

At this time, Chen Ergou also parked the motorcycle and returned, and was stunned when he saw the red hair and yellow hair, and then raised his fist: who was afraid of fighting, thinking that Chen Jiacun and neighboring villages were fighting for land back then, Chen Ergou, who was still a snot baby, carried a shovel that was a head taller than him to go into battle. Not to mention, now practicing boxing with Master Monkey, his fists have long been hungry and thirsty.

The red-haired and yellow-haired walked away, and Chen Ergou led Xiao Qi and Master Monkey to visit the market. If you fancy something, you have to ask Xiao Qi for money with a shy face. Don't look at Xiao Qi's young age, but he is in charge of the financial power of Qingyunguan.

After a lap, Chen Ergou and Xiao Qi were mixed with new clothes. In addition, some oil, salt, sauce and vinegar are also added. Xiao Qi was still thinking about the monkeys in the mountains and bought them two catties of toffee.

However, Ma Fenghou now has relatively low material requirements, and he didn't buy anything, so he was responsible for carrying bags for Xiao Qi.

Don't look at Xiao Qi's young age, when he goes shopping, he is quite combative: from the iron stove for heating, to the couplet firecrackers used for the New Year, etc., it is all-encompassing, just like a little housekeeper. It's not easy to go down the mountain, and the New Year's goods that should be purchased are all by the way.

It can be seen that the little girl's face has always been beautiful, and she is busy running for the big family of Qingyunguan, tired and happy. This is really the Qingyun view, as a home.

Until the market dispersed, Xiao Qi was still stomping his feet there: "Oh, I forgot to buy meat for the big birdโ€”"

The group returned with a full load, and a wooden stick was placed on the back of the motorcycle, so that they picked up all the things they had bought. That's it, Ma Fenghou had no place to sit, and squatted on Chen Ergou's shoulders all the way.

When he returned to the village, he changed to a flat pole and carried it up the mountain. The old village chief still wanted to keep it, but Ma Fenghou and Xiao Qi returned to their hearts like arrows, and finally returned to Qingyunguan before dark.

Hula, the monkeys gathered around, their mouths cooing, and their little eyes were spinning, aiming at the goods on the load.

"Go aside, don't rummage through things. A pinch of hair, you touch it again, believe it or not, chop off your little paws-" Chen Ergou shouted and drank in his mouth, and was surrounded by a group of hairy monkeys into the hospital.

Xiao Qi took out the candy with a smile. After Chen Ergou said "line up, stand upright", the monkeys lined up in a crooked column, stretching out their little paws, and went to Xiao Qi's candy one by one.

"Every piece of candy, be careful if you eat too much, there are insect teeth-" Xiao Qi very seriously stuffed a piece of candy into the monkeys' little paws. The monkeys who received the candy deftly peeled off the candy wrapper, stuffed the toffee into their mouths, and then snorted vigorously. The greedy also lined up those monkeys jumping straight to their feet.

After Chen Ergou poured all the things on his burden into the house, he came out and shouted: "Don't throw candy paper on the ground!" โ€

In the corner of the yard, there is a broken bucket for garbage, and the monkeys consciously throw candy wrappers into it. Of course, there are also those who look at the colorful candy paper and sneak into their little paws.

Watching Xiao Qi distribute sugar to the monkeys, Ma Fenghou also looked interesting: It's good to be happy.

"Dysentery, you seem to have received sugar just now?" Xiao Qi looked down at the dysentery in front of him, blinking his big eyes. The little girl is also a little confused, there are too many monkeys.

The dysentery head opened his mouth and shook it towards Xiao Qi, signaling that there was no sugar in his mouth. This little trick can't fool Xiao Qi, as soon as he came to his mouth and smelled it, he smelled the thick milky fragrance, so he reached out and pulled the dysentery head aside, and the dysentery head had to play with candy paper depressedly.

You said that you have a monkey head with such obvious characteristics, and you still want to fool around - Ma Fenghou couldn't help grinning. However, these monkey cubs are becoming more and more difficult to fight, and they have learned to play sloppy, if they are replaced by another monkey, maybe they can really cheat an extra piece of candy to eat.

After the candy was distributed, Xiao Qi peeled two pieces of sugar, one was stuffed into Brother Monkey's mouth, and the other was tasted by himself, and praised it with an intoxicated face: "It's so sweet!" โ€

Ma Fenghou also nodded his little brain: In the future, it will definitely become sweeter and sweeter-

After sending the monkeys away, Xiao Qi hurriedly went to feed the flat hair. When I entered the firewood room and saw a few pieces of meat scattered on the ground, I knew that the big bird must have been hungry.

Akajiri also came over, chirping crookedly, probably complaining to Xiaoqi: This big bird doesn't know what to do, and he doesn't eat meat.

Xiao Qi touched Akajiri's thorn, and then secretly stuffed it with a piece of candy. The second is in charge, and it is somewhat of a benefit. And it has completed the tasks assigned by Xiao Qi very well, and the blame is that the big bird is too arrogant.

When he was about to go down the mountain, Kochi told Akajiri to feed the big bird.

After feeding the big bird's flat feathers, Xiao Qi checked its injured wings again, it didn't seem to be so serious, the ointment prepared by Grandpa Monkey, Xiao Qi was still confident.

Tossing outside for so long, it was dark, and Xiao Qi's body was almost freezing, she shrunk her little arms and rubbed her hands into the house, but she felt a hot breath in her face. Looking into the ground, the newly purchased stove was already in use. Brother Monkey was throwing a pine tower into the stove, and it was burning loudly. Inside the room, there is still a faint fragrance of pine oil.

"You can roast sweet potatoesโ€”" Xiao Qi cheered and stuffed a few sweet potatoes under the hearth.

As a result, the monkeys quickly found the way, every day there are always monkeys stuffing sweet potatoes into the hearth, and there are always thieves who sneak into the wing room to steal sweet potatoes, and the dysentery head is caught by Xiao Qi.

The dysentery head should have just pulled the sweet potato out from under the hearth, at this time the sweet potato was still relatively hot, and this product didn't care about being hot, and the little paw ran out with the roasted sweet potato, directly from the crotch of Xiao Qi, who was opening the door.

The sweet potato was so hot that the dysentery was so hot that he grinned his teeth, so he had to throw the sweet potato on the ground, and then it was easily fished away by the old scar who had been waiting outside for a long time.

Otherwise, the gap between monkeys and monkeys is quite large, and the old scar is not hot at all when he holds the sweet potato. The dysentery head wondered, and when he went up to take a closer look, it turned out that the old scarred monkey was holding two small sticks in his paws, and the other end of the sticks was inserted in the sweet potato.

Then, this pair of good base ~ friends went to the outside of the hospital to divide sweet potatoes.

These monkey cubs are going to become sperm - Ma Fenghou has already seen all this, and even at the beginning, the old scar and the dysentery head were cooing together, and he knew that there must be no good thing, and the old scar must be the instigator.

What does the Marquis of Imafeng know about monkeys now, that's really a monkey's tail, and he knows what you are going to pull.

Of course, it's too absolute, for example, looking at a Yuan Datou that Xiao Qi inadvertently searched out of the old scar's pocket, Ma Fenghou was a little confused: When did you get this back?