Chapter 34: Drinking and Spitting the Truth

Each monkey finally got a dumpling, no way, they are not journeymen, they can taste it and be content. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info This is still Xiao Qi feels sorry for these monkeys, if he follows Ma Fenghou, it is estimated that it will be good to drink some dumpling soup.

Early the next morning, after the boxing practice, Xiao Qi put the newly changed robe on Brother Monkey's body. Not bad, wide robe with big sleeves, fat and big, not restrained at all, not affecting activities at all, much stronger than the open bib pants. After all, it is the master of Qingyunguan's generation, and it is a bit unreasonable to wear open crotch pants.

Brother Monkey is a very handsome little Taoist priest - Xiao Qi's big eyes are also full of smiles, and she is quite satisfied with her work.

After Xiao Qi fed the goshawk, the group set off to descend the mountain. The monkeys were still sticky and followed, and they were driven to work by Ma Fenghou.

So in the mountains and forests, there was a scene of a group of monkeys picking up pine towers and picking up dead branches. There is not much work to do in winter, so let's collect firewood. Chen Ergou had already opened up the mountain, saying that it was cold on the mountain, and this time he went down the mountain just to get a stove and come back.

It was almost noon when they arrived in Chenjia Village, and two big dogs barked at Ma Fenghou in the distance, but Da Hei rushed up like a black whirlwind, so frightened that the two dogs ran away with their tails between their legs. Da Hei roared at their backs: "This dog is not at home, you just want to be the king, don't you?"

There are many people in the old village chief's family who are busy with work, preparing for the pig killing, and when they see the special combination of Xiao Qi and Ma Fenghou, they all cast strange eyes.

"The monkey is coming, welcome to it--Xiao Qi, it seems to be fat-" The old village chief first said a few polite words to Ma Fenghou, and then pinched Xiao Qi's face, the meat was too, the little girl was really fat, carefree on the mountain, she could eat and sleep, and it was strange if she wasn't fat. Of course, Xiao Qi was too thin before, so now the contrast is very obvious.

Since he was invited to come, Ma Fenghou also formally shook hands with the old village chief, and then beckoned the little paws, Chen Ergou obediently came over and handed a cardboard box to the monkey master, and then was presented to the old village chief by Ma Fenghou.

"This is? Come on, and bring any gifts. The old village chief was stunned for a moment, and then he reacted, the monkey actually had a gift to give, which was simply too face-saving. Look at the monkey wearing a robe today, and I have an understanding in my heart.

The surrounding villagers were also amazed: these days, have even monkeys learned to give gifts?

Naturally, some people instigated the old village chief to open the box to see what kind of gift it was, and the old village chief was old and refined, and he was afraid that after opening it, he would find that it was a box of chestnuts and the like, and the monkey's face was dull. So he hurriedly changed the topic: "The monkey has inherited the mantle of the old Taoist, and in the future, if there are any weddings and funerals in the village, the monkey will be invited to preside over the blessings, and everything will be the same as when the old Taoist was at that time." ”

Before the old Taoist priest went to the city, if there was any big or small affair in the village, he had to invite the old man to drink a few glasses of wine by the way.

As soon as they heard the old village chief say this, everyone couldn't help but treat this little hairy monkey differently, after all, the prestige of the old Taoist priest in the village was still very high, and now they all passed on to Ma Fenghou.

Everyone was talking about it, and over there, Chen Ergou's younger brother, the old village chief's baby grandson, Sangouzi, took advantage of people's inattention and opened the box. Children, always think about good food.

As a result, his brother found out, Chen Ergou shouted, and the third dog was so frightened that his hands trembled, and all the things in the box were scattered on the ground, and they were all gray.

It turned out that the monkey had given him a gift of fungus - and the curiosity of the villagers was finally satisfied.

There was only one person, squatting on the ground, picking up a dry ear and putting it in front of his glasses to look at it carefully. Leng Buding shouted: "Shi Er, this is Shi Er!" ”

Chen Barefoot was shouting here, and his fat head and ears were full of excitement. Chen Ergou also proudly helped Master Monkey boast: "Of course Master Monkey is a good thing, this kind of wild stone fungus is sold in the world!" ”

Chen Barefoot also nodded his brain melon seeds to second, and secretly dragged Chen Ergou aside, and also wanted to get some stone ears to make up for his body. Because they are all from his grandfather's generation, Chen Ergou looked at Chen Bare's oily fat face and was embarrassed to say: Just like you, do you still need to make up?

The stone ear is a good baby, the old village chief first slapped the little grandson's neck stalk, and then bent down to pick up the dried stone ear, and chanted while picking it up: "It's too polite for the monkey to give such a valuable gift." ”

The villagers looked at the little monkey a little differently, at least, they no longer treated him as an ordinary hairy monkey.

After receiving the monkeys, everyone continued to be busy killing pigs. Ma Fenghou took Xiao Qi's hand and pointed in the direction of her house, Da Hei ran home happily just now.

Xiao Qi knew that Brother Monkey wanted to ask her if she was going home, that home really didn't have too good memories for her, so the little girl didn't want to go back. For her, Qingyunguan is the real home.

At this time, there was a loud pig howl in the yard of the old village chief's house, probably knowing the fate he was going to suffer, the big pig struggled with his life, and several strong men couldn't hold it, so he was broken free by it, and rushed out of the yard like crazy, and no one could stop it from yearning for life and freedom.

Animals are very dangerous when they are frightened, for example, if cattle and horses are frightened, they will make some trouble. This pig has been fed for more than a year, more than 300 catties. And it has always been in a free-range state, so the athletic ability is super strong, and several men are running in the back, but they can't catch it, and they make a burst of chickens and dogs.

Coincidentally, the pig ran straight in the direction of Ma Fenghou and them, and the old village chief was so anxious that he shouted from behind: "Monkey hide-"

If it is really hit by a pig of several hundred catties, the monkey is estimated to become a dead monkey.

But the next moment, the monkey showed his magical side, only to see him rush towards the big pig, rise from the ground, kick on the side of the pig's head, and the big pig stumble, and plant his head into the ditch on the side of the road.

When everyone snorted and ran over to take a look, okay, the pig was fainted, carried back to slaughter, the white knife went in and the red knife came out, and he didn't even snort, so he completed the course of life.

Awesome! The villagers looked at Ma Fenghou with a little more awe in their eyes: Even if you are given a big stick, you may not be able to stun the big pig 300 catties away, the monkey is really a monkey!

The most glorious is of course Chen Ergou, at first, there were a few friends who were about the same age as him made fun of it, saying that he shouldn't worship a little hairy monkey as a master, but after seeing this scene, only the envy of Chen Ergou remained: This is the rhythm of becoming a martial arts master.

There are also a few people named Chen Ergou to play boxing, although it is a bit fluttering, but Chen Ergou also knows that his catties and catties, and those who have learned and practiced at first are all fancy, which is far worse than the monkey master.

So he didn't dare to show his cowardice, but he just shirked that Master Monkey once taught him that fists and feet are used against the enemy, not for showmanship, and the fists and kicks performed are all showy, which makes his companions only envious.

After a short day of busy work, the meal was served, and several tables were sat lively. The local people only kill the pigs after entering the wax moon, find relatives and friends to eat and drink, and the rest of the pork is made into bacon, and it depends on it to satisfy the hunger all year in the coming year.

As the so-called Mo Xiao farmhouse wine is muddy, the harvest year is full of chickens and dolphins, a small mountain village, quite ancient.

Ma Fenghou has eaten countless delicacies from the mountains and seas, but this simple pig killing banquet in the countryside is the most memorable one for him. In fact, the word "eating" is sometimes not only the taste of eating, but also the meaning contained in it.

Even, when the old village chief toasted to the monkey, Ma Fenghou really drank two cups of earth shochu. As a result, he was naturally drunk. The original amount of Ma Fenghou was okay, but he put on the small body of this monkey, which was really too strong to drink.

When I got up the next morning, I found that I had stayed at the old village chief's house for the night. After getting off the ground, Ma Fenghou was still a little top-heavy when he walked, and he practiced boxing in the face of the rising sun, and he felt that he was back to normal.

Xiao Qi and Chen Ergou also developed a habit of practicing boxing with Ma Fenghou every day, and when the morning exercise was over, Xiao Qi smiled and touched Ma Fenghou's little brain: "Brother Monkey, you drank too much yesterday, and you can still talk in your mouth!" ”

Ma Fenghou was stunned for a moment, blinked a few small eyes, when he was on the mountain, he also tried to find a place where no one was practicing pronunciation, but unfortunately the effect was not obvious, I didn't expect to spit out the truth after drinking yesterday, Ma Fenghou was very curious, what did he say.

Seeing Brother Monkey's inquiring gaze, Xiao Qi's face showed two big dimples, and his face was full of pride: "Brother Monkey, you speak vaguely and not very clearly, most of the time you seem to be calling my name!" ”

"Master Monkey, you seem to be still talking about big horse monkeys or something, but you can't hear it clearly anyway." Chen Ergou also added on the side that the big horse monkey in his mouth was probably Ma Fenghou chanting his name.

This big and small man follows Ma Fenghou every day, and he has long stopped treating him as a monkey. But in the eyes of outsiders, it was different, the old village chief was chopping wood in the yard, and when he heard their talk, he was so shocked that he almost cut his own foot with an axe.

Animals can speak with their mouths, this is the rhythm of becoming a spirit, not to mention that after the founding of the country, it is not allowed to become a spirit?

Xiao Qi is still relatively sticky, so he had to ask Brother Monkey to call Xiao Qi a few more times to listen, but Ma Fenghou squeaked in his mouth for a long time, but it still didn't work, no matter how he listened to it, it was a monkey call. The old village chief was a little relieved: if the monkey can really speak human words, the monkey should be called a demon monkey.

After breakfast, Chen Ergou borrowed a motorcycle and wanted to take Xiao Qi to the town to catch the market, but as a result, Master Monkey also ran to the car. Xiao Qiyi, who was sitting in front of Chen Ergou, saw that he moved to the back of everything he said, and was hugged by Brother Monkey's little paws around his waist, and went to the town beautifully.

The road conditions were not good, bumpy, and Xiao Qi also dragged the placket of the second dog's nephew, for fear of being thrown off the motorcycle. Suddenly, Brother Monkey's muffled call sounded in her ears: "Small-gas-"

Ah, Xiao Qi's body trembled, she knew that Brother Monkey was calling her name, although the pronunciation was not standard, she was not stingy, but her heart was like eating honey.

Chen Ergou, who was driving, was also stunned, and the motorcycle rushed directly towards the ditch on the side of the road.