"Get on your knees!" The ghost who was holding Huchen kicked Huchen and said. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"His grandmother's! Just say it, I'll wipe it! Don't fucking do anything! Hu Chen scolded in his heart.

Then the judge began to interrogate Huchen.

"Name"

"Huchen"

"What bad things have you done?"

"Nothing bad has ever been done!"

"Don't force me to check your experience, otherwise I know, you don't have a good life!" Next to the judge, a young-dressed, black-bearded ghost said with a pen.

After hearing this, Hu Chen said fearfully: "Do you really want to say it?" ”

"Of course! Don't say how I'm going to give you a verdict! ”

"Alright! When I was a child, I was lazy and someone else washed... z, and going to college in the dormitory bed............"

"Okay, don't talk about it." The judge said.

"Birthday"

“199......”

"Dead Days"

"I don't know!"

"How did you die?"

"Lord Judge, I'm not dead, how do I know when I'm dead!"

The judge was stunned.

Then he said: "Don't quibble, it's impossible for you to escape in the underworld, so you should answer honestly."

Then he said, "Death."

Huchen finally couldn't help but explode!

said angrily: "You can fucking see clearly, Lao Tzu is not dead, can't you see it!" Holy!"

Only a character like Huchen who is not afraid of the sky and the earth dares to do this!

However, the judge did not get angry, and looked at Huchen with surprised eyes, but did not see anything wrong......

Suppress him first, and I'll go to the Hades Palace to find out and retry him! The judge said.

So Huchen was taken to the prison of the Ministry of Justice.........

"Hey! Brothers! Wake up! A man who was in his cell shouted.

"Holy! Who are you! Hu Chen's eyes suddenly widened, and he said in fear as he looked at a miserable white face with some blood stains.

"Brother, don't be afraid, my name is Li Feng, and I have no malice."

"I'm not afraid to blame, your special mother scared me to death like this!" Hu Chen patted the gray on his body with his hand and said.

"Brother, I think you've been poisoned like this!" Li Feng saw that Huchen had no wounds all over his body, so he must have been poisoned or died suddenly.

"No, I'm not dead, I'm sleeping in bed, and I've been brought to this hellish place for some reason."

0.0, "You're not dead!" Then how did you get brought here," Li Feng said in surprise.

"I said it all, I don't know, I'm also embarrassed." Hu Chen had an innocent expression on his face.

"No, don't talk about me, talk about you, why are you different from those ghosts outside?"

"Hey! Brother! It's a long story, would you be interested in hearing it? ”

"You say!" Huchen is bored now, so it's better to talk to the ghost.

Li Feng saw that Huchen really wanted to hear it, so he said: "Those ghosts outside have signed a ghost contract, they can live normally in the underworld after signing the contract, and their bodies will return to the way they did not die in the mortal world before, and live the second half of their lives that they did not live in the mortal world, until they .........die normally, I was framed, but I don't want to live in the underworld, so I didn't agree to sign the contract, so I was locked up here." ”

Listening to Li Feng, it turns out that only good people who die naturally will be reincarnated directly as human beings, and bad people will go directly to hell or be imprisoned, and accidental deaths like him, or other deaths, will continue to live in the underworld.

"Why? Isn't this underworld very good," Huchen asked, puzzled.

"Brother! I'm trapped by love! ”

"Trapped in love? Do you have anything else to do, unfinished love? ”

"To tell you the truth, I'm actually a sophomore at North China University, I fell in love with a female classmate in my freshman year, and I have always had a crush on her from freshman year to sophomore year, but I was hit by a car one day......... After I died, I followed her, I wanted to talk to her, I wanted to hug her, but I could see her, listen to her, but she couldn't see me, couldn't ...... I stayed with her for almost a year until I was caught by the bull and the horse, and hey! I knew I should have confessed to her! ”

"So, you're still my senior,"

"What, you're also a student at North China University?" Li Feng said in surprise.

"Yes! I'm from the Department of Economics, and my name is Huchen. ”

"Such a coincidence? I have a crush on that girl who is also from the economics department! Li Feng said.

"I'm rubbing! No way! What's her name? ”

"Zhang Tingting!"

"My brother! Awesome! What a coincidence! Zhang Tingting is from our class, or at the class flower level! ”

"That's right, she's beautiful, with even hair, a well-behaved face, and clear eyes......"

Li Feng was intoxicated.........

Huchen didn't bother him either.

But that doesn't mean he doesn't bother others if he doesn't bother.

"Huchen! Come out! ”

"Brother Huchen! Ay! Li Feng finally waited for a ghost who could talk, and it didn't take long for him to be taken away.........

Huchen wanted to say goodbye, but when he saw that the ghost was in a hurry to tell him to go over, there was no way, he had to listen to others in other people's territory!

"Judge Zhong, someone brought it."

"Well, okay, you stand down."

Huchen looked stubborn, isn't the trial court in the trial department, why did you bring Lao Tzu to this Hades Palace!

"Let's go, Huchen, come in with me!"

After entering the palace, Huchen originally thought that the Hades Palace should be so magnificent and splendid, but when he came in, he saw that this was a fucking office!

When I entered, there were already several white-haired old men in suits sitting at their desks. There is also a name tag in front of everyone on the table. Huchen just wanted to see who it was. Then I heard the judge say, "Ladies and gentlemen, Huchen has brought it!" ”

King Yama got up and said, "Well, Xiao Zhong, you stand down!" ”

"Little Bell? Could it be Zhong Kui? Hu Chen thought to himself.

Subsequently... I saw the king of Yama come over and pull Huchen to a seat.

"Little brother Huchen, come, please take a seat! Don't be inhibited. Let me introduce you, this is the king of Qin Guang, this is the king of Chujiang, and this is the emperor of Song..............."

It didn't take long for the king of Yama to put the remaining kings of the five senses, the king of Bian Cheng, the king of Taishan, the king of the city, the king of equality, and the king of the ten palaces of the wheel king. It's all introduced. Then he introduced himself.

They all said to Huchen, "Hello little brother! "It made Huchen still look embarrassed, today he is a long see, the legendary king of the ten halls is in front of him, and he also asked him to sit down, and he still used "please" damn it. Huchen really doesn't understand what the hell this is for!

Not long after, a ghost of nearly fifty years old came in from outside the door, this ghost surrounded his body with black energy, covering his face, and a black dot on his forehead that shimmered with black light, like a black star, made his momentum rise. It makes people look like a noble ruler.

"Everyone, I've been waiting for you! Sorry! ”

"It's okay, it's okay, Emperor Hades, wait soon! Wait soon! "The kings of the Yama hall said in unison.

Seeing him sit down on the main seat, Huchen looked at it, "Ouch,! Emperor Xudu! This is absolutely tall and classy, with a suit and tie, and a scarf, is this the fucking land of the drunken capital! Huchen said with surprise and joy.

But looking at the other kings of the ten halls should be true!

"Hello little brother Huchen! I'm really sorry, we made a mistake, we were going to catch Hucheng, but we didn't expect to catch you, and I didn't expect Hucheng to come back to life, I'm really embarrassed. The Immortal Emperor said apologetically.

"I'll just say the fuck, why didn't I die and brought me to this bplace!" Huchen thought to himself.

"Then can you send me back first!" Huchen asked worriedly, for fear that they would treat him like a ghost...

"That's right, little brother Huchen, we in the underworld can't just catch mortals to the underworld, otherwise we will be punished by the god realm and the fairy realm! So bringing you here is to discuss what to do," the Emperor explained patiently.

"Huh? There is also the fairy world, the god world, and the posture has risen! Huchen muttered to himself

Then I saw that his mother's group of ghosts were discussing, and I didn't think that there was a "yang man" Huchen here!

Huchen seemed to hear what his mother was going to give him, but these old men who were not old with the sword were talking too fast to hear what they were saying!

It didn't take long to see the Emperor of the Underworld cough lightly and said: "Little brother, we discussed it just now, if we want to avoid the punishment of the two worlds of immortals, we have decided to give you a position, because in this way, those immortals will not be blamed, do you think about it?" ”

"I don't want a position, I want to go back!"

Seeing that Hu Chen looked unwilling, the Immortal Emperor then said, "Otherwise, I will give you two more things," and then conjured two small boxes from his hands.

"These two are treasures that I have treasured for thousands of years, but we don't have ghosts here to use them, because this thing is for human use, so I gave him to you!"

"Emperor Hades, you have given him such valuable things as the Divine Eye Pill and the Divine Ear Pill, admire and admire!" The Wheel King clenched his fists and boasted.

Hu Chen thought excitedly in his heart: "You fucking said everything that shouldn't be said, didn't Lao Tzu know, I still agree to a ghost when I know it, I need two more magic weapons!" Hehe, brother is too smart. ”

"To avoid an unnecessary punishment, it's nothing!" Hades said.

Seeing that Huchen hadn't moved, the Emperor of the Underworld became a little angry, and said, "Huchen, I'll give you a chance at the end!" Otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind, this is the position token, this is the Yin Yang Pill, the position, the Divine Eye Pill and the Divine Ear Pill, do you agree! ”

When Hu Chen heard this posture, he didn't dare to pretend to be forced, "I... Yes, but you'll have to tell me what position it is! ”

Only then did the Emperor of the Underworld ease his mind, thinking that he had been the Emperor of the Underworld for so long, and it was the first time he begged someone, and he felt that he couldn't get over his face when he thought about it! If it weren't for the two bouts of the gods, they would have made the pot a long time ago! Give him good things back!