Chapter II: Trial Department
"Okay! Brother Niu, go ahead! I looked at him. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
After the bull head left, an evil smile leaked from the face of the horse!
"Damn, don't mess with your brother, otherwise..."Hu Chen looked at the horse's face with a lewd expression and scolded angrily in his heart.
Then comes the punch of the horse face!
"Wasn't you pretty awesome just now! Can you say it, you keep talking! Ma Mian saw that Hu Chen looked like he was about to eat himself, and then he leaked a smug expression.
"You're a bird's egg, you're, you try it! Fuck your uncle! I don't know anything, and I still pretend to be! Hu Chen scolded secretly.
Ma Mian recalled the trick that Niu Tou had just cast, and then wandered around in his heart, "Hehe, I'll try Niu Tou too." β
Huchen was just about to relax, and his mother's B started again.
"What the fuck are you going to do!" Hu Chen wondered in his heart.
"Hehe, watch me experiment with Brother Niu's big move on you"
walked behind Huchen, but Huchen turned around again, with a full expression of what are you going to do! Turning around many times, the horse became impatient.
Seeing that Huchen didn't obey the call at all, Ma Mian tied Huchen to a green tree on the side of the road, of course, facing the tree.
"Hehe, now you move, uncle, I have a hundred ways for you to beg for mercy, hahahaha!"
Huchen Zhente's depression, "The forest is big and there are all kinds of birds, this b horse face is a pervert, I'm fucking!" β
Ma Mian saw that Huchen had compromised, so he learned from the bull head and tapped his finger the jaw bone on Huchen's back.
"Ouch! Fuck your uncle! Horse noodles! Huchen said.
"Oops! I'll go! I'm so awesome, I fucking learned Brother Niu's tricks! Ma Mian heard that Huchen could speak, so he boasted to himself.
"Fuck you, hurry up and put Lao Tzu down from the tree!" Hu Chen said angrily.
"No, you have to shut up this thing, and then don't let Brother Niu know! Otherwise, I'm going to get fucking beaten, (there are special rules in the underworld that you can't steal other people's tricks without permission)"
So he continued to click on the acupuncture point on Huchen's body, "I'll rub!" Seeing that Huchen didn't shut up at all, he clicked randomly on Huchen's back, and directly made Huchen cry and call his mother, but it didn't work, Huchen didn't shut up. (Of course, Ma Mian can't shut up Hu Chen, because his mother's bull head recited the mantra when he made a move, and the reason why Ma Mian can make Hu Chen talk is because this trick doesn't need a mantra at all!) )
Huchen finally couldn't help but burst out, "I'll fuck your uncle, Ma Mian, don't let me catch you, otherwise you won't have a fucking good life!" β
Ma Mian still wanted to tease Huchen, but at this moment, Niu Tou came out in a jeep and hurriedly loosened Huchen from the tree.
"Pony, bring him here!"
"Okay!"
Huchen was stunned for a moment, and then followed to the jeep.
"Let's go! Don't you speak! Ma Mian said softly.
Seeing that Huchen didn't speak, Ma Mian relieved himself and sat next to Huchen.
Huchen thought to himself, if you dare to be rude to me now, I will definitely expose your special mother's shameless behavior just now! Then Huchen played the drum again, these two B ghosts should not mess with them for the time being, otherwise they don't know how the fuck they died!
Huchen trembled and didn't know how many intersections he had passed, and then he saw where they were going; "Hades Palace" thought to himself that this underworld was quite big, and Huchen saw the jeep odometer, and the drive alone was three hundred kilometers.
He reversed Huchen's view of the underworld, thinking that the underworld was just a city, but it was so fucking big, and he thought that after death, he did not enter hell, not heaven, but started a new life in the underworld! (In fact, Huchen only guessed half correctly, as for the other half, I will talk about it later.) )
Niu Tou opened his mobile phone, as if he was flipping through some software, and then saw that he clicked into a special app called Soul Keeper, looked at it, clicked it, and then closed it.
"Whew! It's finally time to get off work! β
"Yes, Brother Niu, today's task is also completed."
"Let's wait a minute, someone will take over, and then we can get off work, and then I'll take you to the crazy bar, hi for a while!"
Huchen was dumbfounded, smartphone, "I'll wipe it!" There are such high-tech products in this underworld! And Crazy Bars! β
This wave! I'm convinced!
"It's coming, it's coming, Brother Niu!" Ma Mian said in surprise.
How long do others think this mother hasn't been home! Of course, this (the other) is not someone else, but Huchen!
What Hu Chen didn't know was that this perverted horse face was the first time today, so he was so happy, and after a long time, he would feel that it was boring. Like the bull head who was sleeping on the seat!
Huchen saw that there were four, two of them were dressed in uniform with the bull head and horse face, and they thought that they were also bull head and horse noodles, and the other two didn't know, one was dressed in black and the other was dressed in white, thinking of this, "Is it black and white impermanence?" β
That's right! These two girls are black impermanence and white impermanence, every day they will come here to wait for the bull head and horse noodles, and then take the soul of the bull head and horse noodles away, but today the bull head and horse noodles seem to be earlier than the black and white impermanence.
"Report to Lord Black and White, the ghost has been brought," said the bull-headed horse at the same time.
"Hmmm! That's right, Ma Mian, how about it, I'm still used to it on the first day of work," Hei Wuchang said with a concerned face.
"Thanks to the care of the black catcher, the little habit, the very habit," said Ma Mian with a look of great joy. can get the attention of the two adults of black and white impermanence, after all, it is very rare.
"Well, after Ma Mian, you can learn from Niu Tou, and then I will send you to another district! Bai Wuyong pointed to the bull's head and said.
"Okay, where is the soul?" Hei Wuchang was stunned for a while.
"Here." The bull head turned and pointed to the pot on the jeep and said.
Hu Chen said in his heart: "You fucking brother, you just treated my brother as air!" That's what the fuck just remembered me! β
I saw them take out their mobile phones, and then they scanned the QR code with a camera, and then they heard: "The handover is successful, the handover personnel are bullish, white impermanence, and the object is taken away."
"Okay, let's go, let's go in," Bai Wuchang said to Hu Chen.
Huchen had no choice but to follow in, and he couldn't escape if he wanted to, and there were no less than five chains on his body! Hu Chen said in his heart: "It seems that if you don't die, you have to be killed!" β
After coming in, Huchen was stunned again, and thought that the Hades Palace was such a great building, and when he entered the gate of the Hades Palace, he found that the buildings in it were no different from the business buildings, except that the three buildings next to them were written on the tops of the Yama Palace. Judge... Division.......... There is also the towering Hades Hall in front of it.
Huchen was taken to the trial department, I rub! This feels different when he comes in, and the yin energy here makes him, a product of the yang world, almost out of breath.
Hu Chen said in his heart: "My God! Where are you, am I going to end up here at this young age? I don't have a PC yet.,Why don't you let me try it! β
Black and white impermanence also found that something was wrong, so he asked, "What's wrong with you?" β
"I... I'm almost out of breath," Huchen said with a pale face.
"Out of breath?" Black and white impermanence will be breathless when I hear for the first time that a ghost is brought to the Inquisition!
Black and white impermanence felt that it must be this girl's pretend, and he didn't want to be interrogated, so he didn't care.
Soon, one person and two ghosts took the elevator to the courtroom on the 9th floor of the trial department
"Report to the judge! Today's ghosts are brought! Black Impermanence reported loudly in front of the courtroom.
"Bring it in!"
"Yes!"
Soon they brought Huchen in, and then they withdrew.
Two more guards came pressing the pot.
After Huchen was brought into the gate, he was shocked by the furnishings and personnel here, only to see that the difference between the inside and the outside is too big, the scene inside is the same as the yamen in the TV series, with a sound: "Mighty ........." I saw two rows of ghosts standing in the public hall, each ghost was holding a wooden stick in his hand, and a stick like a bone was tied to it! Touching on the ground!
Immediately, Huchen's eyes were stunned. On a bluestone-colored treasure chair sat a man with gray hair and white sideburns, but his eyes were kind and clear, and his complexion was full of red light. It gives people the feeling that coming here is their own home, and there is no need to be inhibited!
"Holy! How the hell could I have this... Thoughts, this is not my home. Huchen quickly shattered such thoughts with this firm belief!