Shen Dongchen felt that he had just fallen asleep when he was woken up by a particularly unfriendly phone ringing. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

When he picked up his phone, Shen Dongchen glanced at the time by the way, three o'clock in the morning.

"Zhang Jianyi, you'd better give me a reason not to kill you."

Call him at this point, either looking for death or not wanting to live.

"Come and pick me up."

Zhang Jianyi's voice was a little small, and it seemed to tremble a little, and he couldn't hear it clearly.

Originally, Shen Dongchen was woken up in his sleep, and the people who were in a daze were not very awake, and Zhang Jianyi's voice was still so small.

"You kid is a prank, aren't you? The third watch disturbs my dreams in the middle of the night, right? You wait for me to go to the company and then settle accounts with you. ”

Shen Dongchen hung up the phone directly after speaking, but the phone rang again.

It was Zhang Jianyi who called.

"Why are you looking for death?" Don't you know that disturbing someone's sleep is immoral?

"Hurry up and pick me up, you bastard."

At this time, Zhang Jianyi wore a red big. Pants. He hid in a small room with automatic deposits and withdrawals, looking around for fear that someone would find out.

Shen Dongchen roared impatiently, "Be a thief? Speak so quietly. ”

Suddenly, Shen Dongchen's eyes widened, and a spirit sat up straight, "Where are you?" ”

He remembered that when Zhang Jianyi left last night, he mysteriously told him that a young woman had asked him to have dinner today.

also said in a special way that it was a young woman who he shook on WeChat.

What photos are sexy that make his blood burst when he sees it, what voice is like a kitten scratching his chest all the time, and what also says that her husband is lonely on a business trip.

At that time, Shen Dongchen thought he was joking, so he showed him the photos in the young woman's WeChat, not to mention, it was really sexy.

and her voice, it is indeed like a kitten scratching all the time, and Shen Dongchen is uncomfortable when she scratches.

At that time, he repeatedly reminded Zhang Jianyi that this kind of woman's photo may be fake, and the voice can also be processed through a voice changer, acting like thinking so much about men, what if it is a trap and wants to deceive these lustful people and then do other bad things?

But Zhang Jianyi said that he could sleep with this kind of stunner for one night, even if he died, he was willing to die.

As the saying goes, the peony flower dies, and the ghost is also romantic.

So, what is he? Are you really being tricked?

After asking where Zhang Jianyi was, Shen Dongchen quickly got dressed and drove there.

Shen Dongchen didn't know what was going on, and asked Zhang Jianyi if he wanted to call the police, but Zhang Jianyi directly refused. He was also reminded to remember to bring him a complete set of clothes when he was in the past.

What Shen Dongchen was thinking at the time was that Zhang Jianyi and the young woman went back to her house, probably doing something bad, and the young woman's legitimate husband came home, so he was so scared that he ran away immediately and didn't even have time to wear clothes and pants?

Shen Dongchen drove the car and laughed non-stop all the way.

He had already reminded him, don't keep thinking about the crooked truths of other people's wives sleeping soundly, and he will be the one who will suffer when the time comes.

I had long thought of Zhang Jianyi's appearance at this moment, which was estimated to be very embarrassing and funny, but when he saw him wearing a red ** and hiding in the small room of the ATM, Shen Dongchen still couldn't stop laughing.

Until the car, Shen Dongchen's clothes were all on, and Shen Dongchen was still laughing on the steering wheel.

"You said you wore big red pants, this is to ward off evil spirits?" Shen Dongchen, who was laughing, had a stomachache.

Zhang Jianyi glared at Shen Dongchen, "You don't gloat over there, hurry up and drive away, otherwise you will be discovered in a while, and you will probably be even more embarrassed than I am now." ”

Shen Dongchen stepped on the accelerator and drove away, asking, "What happened to you, were you caught raped or robbed?" ”

"Hey!"

Zhang Jianyi sighed silently, turned his head to look out the window, and then sighed again.

"You may not believe it, I was almost forced. Rape. ”

Thinking about what happened just now, really, Zhang Jianyi felt that it was simply a nightmare.

Shen Dongchen held back a smile, "Didn't you say to meet a sexy young woman?" How can I almost be forced. Rape? ”

It's not scientific!

Immediately after another sigh, Shen Dongchen swore all kinds of poisonous oaths under Zhang Jianyi's persecution, and promised that he would never say a word outside what he heard next, and Zhang Jianyi spoke.

That's right, he did shake a woman on WeChat yesterday, and took a WeChat name called Little Lazy Cat, and the photo of the avatar is very beautiful and characteristic.

The kitten said she was twenty-eight years old and the photo was of herself. Her husband is in the steel business, and he often goes out to talk about business, but he is not at home for many months.

So, she's lonely, she's empty, she's cold, and she wants to ......

Zhang Jianyi comforted people in various ways, chatted with kittens in various ways, and she also sent several photos to Zhang Jian.

It's the same person as the photo on the WeChat profile picture, and it's a genuine sexy and beautiful young woman.

Then the two quickly chatted very boldly, and the kitten sent him all kinds of sounds that could make people instantly scratch the same sound as a cat scratching on his chest, and he was bloody!

The young woman actually offered to do it with Zhang Jianyi, and Zhang Jianyi hit it off immediately.

and also said that for the sake of cleanliness and safety, he let Zhang Jianyi go to her house, and also saved money for opening a house.

Zhang Jianyi thought at the time, this kind of free sexy young woman took the initiative to ask him, and said that she only did it without talking about feelings, and she would go away at dawn without disturbing each other, this kind of good thing, no one would refuse it.

Zhang Jianyi was as happy as winning the lottery, and then went to the appointment.

The date was 11 p.m., and they made an appointment to meet in front of a restaurant, and they had to have a late-night snack or something.

Zhang Jianyi didn't know which tendon he was tying wrong, so he deliberately ran home to change into a pair of bright red pants and wear a white suit......

I also went to a convenience store to buy the most expensive condom in the store.

Although we are looking forward to it, we must take necessary measures.

All kinds of perfume on the body, shaving and styling, in order to go to the appointment of the beauty, want to have an unforgettable night in this life.

Zhang Jianyi happily called a taxi to take him to the restaurant where he was dating, fifteen minutes earlier than they had agreed.

In his opinion, such a sexy young woman asked him, how could he show greater sincerity, and it would be no problem to wait for her for a while.

As a result, ten minutes passed from the time they agreed, and the young woman did not appear, Zhang Jianyi couldn't help but send a message to ask her, she said that she was already on her way, and she would arrive soon, five minutes at most.

At that time, Zhang Jianyi's heart was full of joy, it was difficult to sit still, and his mood was surging!

Standing at the door and walking around and dangling, these long five minutes seemed to Zhang Jianyi to be almost a long five hours.

Finally, she messaged her to say it.

Her sexy young wife feeding, finally belated.