Zhang Jianyi was so happy that he almost jumped up. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

All kinds of tidying up clothes, practicing expressions, making sure that you are in a perfect state, waiting for her to appear.

Finally, a taxi stopped at his feet, the window slowly opened, and Zhang Jianyi knew that it was his sexy young woman who came.

He couldn't help but step forward and hug her directly out of the car, but as a result, the thigh that appeared first, forehead, was really thick.

Zhang Jianyi thought at the time, it must not be his sexy young wife, she has such a good figure, her thighs can be thicker than her waist.

Zhang Jianyi took a few steps back, and a fat girl in a white dress got out of the car, but she smiled at Zhang Jian, and rushed at him while laughing.

That's right, it really pounced directly.

Because when the two of them chatted hotly before, Zhang Jianyi also showed her photos, so the young woman recognized him at a glance.

"Eh, I said, Miss, what are you doing, what do you want to do?"

Thanks to Zhang Jian's figure of 1.82 meters at this time, he retreated relatively quickly with long hands and feet, and his hand was directly supported on the top of her head when the fat girl pounced, so that she didn't really pounce on him.

"Brother Yi, I'm a cat!"

As soon as the girl spoke, Zhang Jianyi was almost scared.

The voice......

The first brother is the name he asked the young woman to call him, and the cat is the "affectionate name" he gave her.

"Who are you, you recognize the wrong person, I don't know you." It is not impossible to kill Zhang Jianyi and associate the little fat girl in front of him with his sexy young wife who is at least 180 pounds.

"Oh, brother, I'm a little lazy cat! Meow meow~"

The kitten's voice is very sweet, especially when he says meow meow, the voice gives the sweet, comfortable and soft Zhang Jianyi can turn into a puddle of water.

This voice is really his sexy young wife, and the date location is right, the name is right, the voice is right, and the code is also right.

But this special figure and appearance...... It's too bad, isn't it?

It's not a problem that PS can solve anymore, it's not the same person at all.

This girl looks like she is twenty-two or three at most, and her head has not yet reached Zhang Jianyi's shoulders, and she is definitely one hundred and eighty pounds by sight.

Swindler.

Zhang Jianyi cried in his heart: Give me back my sexy young wife......

Shen Dongchen's hand holding the steering wheel kept trembling, listening to Zhang Jianyi's "encounter" really and expressing deep sympathy.

He couldn't help but ask, "What happened later?" So then you were eaten and wiped clean by the little fat girl? ”

Zhang Jian gritted his teeth angrily, "You are not allowed to laugh, you are not allowed to speak, listen to me quietly, don't speak, every word you say is like laughing at me, you are not allowed to speak." ”

Shen Dongchen held back a smile and repeatedly promised not to laugh, not to interject, and to listen to him.

Zhang Jianyi knew that he had been deceived, and he turned around to leave, but the girl stuck to it directly, holding his arm as hard as holding a life-saving straw, and he couldn't open it.

"Brother Yi, I haven't eaten yet, why did you leave." The kitten said as he dragged Zhang Jianyi into the hotel.

Passers-by look at them with all kinds of complicated eyes, and Zhang Jianyi always feels that they all have all kinds of sympathetic glances for him.

He wanted to escape, but he couldn't.

Pulled by the kitten to sit down to eat, she ordered a braised pig's trotters, and then directly gnawed the pig's trotters with her hands, the key is that the pig's trotters accidentally fell to the ground, and the kitten bent down to pick it up without saying a word.

The hand that took the pig's trotter slapped Zhang Jianyi's thigh directly on the thigh and his white trousers...... When she got up, she pulled directly onto the waist of his shirt, his white shirt......

The kitten smiled at him, "I'm sorry! It's so exciting. ”

At that time, Zhang Jianyi wanted to cry very much.

He wanted to leave, but she clinged to him with all kinds of octopuses, and as soon as he wanted to cry with a grievance that he hated her, he would cry if he dared to go, the kind that cried very loudly.

Zhang Jianyi really doesn't want to become a celebrity in this area, the whole process is as uncomfortable as going to the execution ground.

He just thought about delaying the time, waiting for the restaurant to be less crowded, and then he found a way to leave.

Zhang Jianyi wanted to cry without tears, he blamed the kitten for using fake photos to deceive his feelings, but the kitten replied to him very naturally, "I sent you those beautiful photos, yes, but I didn't say that those photos are me!" ”

Yes, yes, she did send those photos, but she didn't say they were her.

However, the avatar is a beautiful woman, and she continues to send so many photos of the same person to him, who will think that it is her, okay?

Zhang Jianyi really has the urge to die.

Shen Dongchen has been listening very carefully, holding back a smile all the time, he is working very hard to make up for the scene in Zhang Jian's words, it really can't be too exciting.

Zhang Jianyi continued, "Do you know what is the most embarrassing? After she gnawed the pig's trotters for several hours and finally gnawed full, we got up and went out, the little fat girl also accidentally broke her foot, and fell down when she snapped, and she pulled me before falling, and the force was great, and I threw myself directly towards her with an unstable center of gravity. ”

The feeling of the whole person pressing on her, the kitten directly put his hands around his neck quickly, and said with a shy expression, "Brother Yi, you are really anxious." ”

There were only a few people around, but their laughter was so clear, Zhang Jianyi was really aggrieved in his heart.

"Why are you talking? You really don't speak? Don't you want to laugh too? You don't feel uncomfortable! ”

Shen Dongchen coughed dryly, "Can I speak?" "Didn't he say it himself and wouldn't let him speak? He also said that every word he said was a mockery of him.

"You'd better shut up!"

Zhang Jianyi continued to recount the scene with righteous indignation, "After leaving the restaurant, I thought that I could finally get rid of the little fat girl, but do you know? One hundred and eighty pounds of her strength is the same as the full length of her hands, I am such a big man, I can't beat her! was stunned and dragged all the way by him to the building where she lived. ”

Shen Dongchen couldn't help laughing, "Actually, you don't hate her that much, do you!" "Otherwise, according to Zhang Jianyi's figure of 1182, will he really be able to beat a 180-pound girl?

Zhang Jianyi kicked Shen Dongchen's cushion hard, "I said tell you not to speak, every word you say is laughing at me, you actually said eleven words, you actually laughed at me eleven times!" ”

Shin Dong-jin, "......"

He was wondering if he should drive the car directly to the psychiatric hospital to check if Zhang Jianyi had been mad.

Zhang Jianyi seemed to be afraid that Shen Dongchen would not believe it, and handed him the mobile phone, "Look for yourself, is it one hundred and eighty pounds, isn't it scary." ”

The girl in the white dress in the picture is so fat! The face is as fat as a ball, there is too much meat, and the eyes, nose and mouth are almost squeezed together.

Not only fat, but also short and fat, but also short, fat and ugly.

Shen Dongchen was finally able to understand why Zhang Jianyi had been so angry at this moment, this was a hundred and eight thousand miles away from his sexy young wife!