Chapter 2 A New Monkey Life
Deftly climbed to a big tree, grabbed the soft branches and swung a few times, Ma Fenghou was completely sure that he had not only become a monkey, but also inherited the skills of a monkey. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Running, jumping, climbing trees, shouting - after a morning, Ma Fenghou finally accepted his fate, if he didn't accept his fate, he was so hungry that he had no strength to vent.
Go to the Dorsett Hotel or go to the Dream Paris Western Restaurant, I heard that a new private restaurant has opened in the LC area, why don't you try it? Ma Fenghou's thinking did not change with his body, until he saw his dry little paws, and suddenly realized that everything had become out of reach.
With his current appearance, it's hard to say whether he can enter the city, and he still wants to enter the hotel?
There are some things that can only be truly cherished after they are lost.
And he also realized a more serious problem: will his mother, who dotes on him very much, still recognize him now, Ma Fenghou has no confidence at all. And without his mother's backing, how can he enjoy life?
It's like that old song: Nothing!
This son - this monkey has no love!
Ma Fenghou didn't dare to continue thinking about it, he was afraid of losing the courage to live, driven by the hunger instinct, he pondered hard: What should I eat?
The young leaves on the tree looked very good, and they stuffed them into their mouths and chewed them, and after spitting out a bunch of green foam, they found that there was a small white worm struggling to writhe their fat bodies.
Wow - Ma Fenghou retched a mouthful of bitter water, it seems that he inherited the body of monkeys, but not their eating habits.
It's good to find a wild fruit. Ma Fenghou subconsciously scratched the short hair next to his cheeks, and then patted it on the back of his hand: This itchy problem must be changed!
It's just summer, and wild fruits are hard to find. As for all kinds of wild vegetables, Ma Fenghou had tasted them in some high-end restaurants, but he didn't know them when they were put in the wilderness, in case he was poisoned again or had a bad stomach.
He suddenly realized that the skills he used to eat, drink and have fun were no longer needed. From the moment he became a monkey, he completely parted with the past and began to write a new life - oh, monkey life.
His brain was a little messy, his stomach was a little hungry, Ma Fenghou wandered around for another afternoon, and he couldn't find anything to eat. During this time, it found a nest of big red ants and tried to catch a few of them, but after being bitten their claws, they fled.
He didn't even drink a sip of water. Although there was a small river winding at the foot of the mountain, and although the water was clear and clean in his paws, he was about to drink it when he heard a moo not far upstream. Following the prestige, an old cow was leisurely flicking its tail and drinking there. Thinking that this water might have been drunk by a cow, Ma Fenghou simply chose to give up.
"Little monkey, it's you again!" The little girl who was morning glory said hello to Ma Fenghou, her big eyes flickered, and she was very affectionate.
Ma Fenghou didn't want to deal with her, but when he touched his shriveled belly, he still ran to the little girl, and then stretched out a little paw very undisciplinedly.
"Giggles, you're hungry!" The little girl took out a plastic bag from her coat pocket, and there was a black cake in it. She took out the cake from the plastic bag, broke it in half, compared it with each other, handed the slightly larger half into Ma Fenghou's little paws, and then smiled, revealing two small dimples: "Eat, my dinner, I will give you half of it." ”
Ma Fenghou has eaten countless delicacies from the mountains and seas, as well as large meals and various cuisines from various countries, but there has never been a food that can compare with the half of the dry bread in front of him. He took a bite, a little hard, and a little rancid, but it made him taste a special taste, very special.
For the first time, a strange feeling lingered in Ma Fenghou's heart, so that his throat choked a little. Even when his mother gave him millions of pocket money at one time, he didn't feel this way.
"Thirsty, drink water." The little girl took out a worn-out mineral water bottle again, it was definitely not the original, it might be well water or tap water, but after Ma Fenghou took a sip, his heart felt extremely sweet.
If you don't suffer hardship, how can you be sweet? Ma Fenghou had just tasted a little bitterness of life, and he had already realized that in the past, he was simply soaked in a honey pot without knowing it!
"Little monkey, little monkey, why are you shedding tears. It's not good for me, I don't call you a little monkey, it's okay to call you Brother Monkey. Monkey-brother-" The little girl pulled a long voice, and with a monkey brother, Ma Fenghou's heart was a little bit, and he could only point his little brain melon.
The little girl also seemed very excited, because Brother Monkey could actually understand her words, and finally someone was willing to talk to her, well, there were monkeys who were willing to listen to her, so she began to stick her teeth again: "Brother Monkey, my name is Xiao Qi, we will be good friends in the future, isn't it, let me tell you, Brother Monkey, it's not right to scare that big sister when you are in the morning-"
Ma Fenghou subconsciously grabbed his cheeks again, and sizzled twice in anger, but after being touched by the little girl's hairy prickly head, his heart quickly calmed down again: Is he still qualified to resent others?
"Brother Monkey, it's getting dark, I have to go home, I'll bring you something to eat tomorrow." Xiao Qi smiled and waved goodbye to Ma Fenghou, and it could be seen that the little girl had a new friend, and she was very happy in her eyes.
Ma Fenghou also raised his little paw and scratched it a few times in the air, and he could obviously feel that the smile on the little girl's face was even sweeter.
Looking at the small figure disappearing into the twilight, Ma Fenghou felt a little stunned. But then, he had to consider a major problem: the problem of eating was temporarily solved, but where could he sleep at night?
It seems that the monkeys are sleeping on trees, so it is safer and can avoid most of the predators. Ma Fenghou was a little worried, sleeping until midnight, it was fragrant, in case it fell off. For him, a monkey who has become a monk halfway, the possibility is very high.
That's right, tents! Ma Fenghou's heart moved, and he walked towards the place where he camped last night. He is much calmer now, and even if he returns to his old place, he will not be sad.
Although it was a little awkward, he still managed to stand up and walk on two feet. Although he is a monkey now, he also wants to be a monkey like no other.
The tent is still supported in place, there are few people here, and in the tent, Ma Fenghou also saw a small trouser and bra~ mask, which seems to have the smell of Lin Wan'er on it.
Touching the scene is inevitable, Ma Fenghou was stunned for a while, and then remembered a key question: Am I a male monkey or a female monkey?
Stretched out his little paw and touched it, it felt good, after being a boy for more than 20 years, if he suddenly turned into a female, he would definitely feel awkward.
After looking around the tent again, his clothes and pants were gone, it was estimated that when Lin Wan'er fled, she grabbed a few clothes and took him away. It's a bit of a pity, because he has a mobile wallet and a bank card in his pocket.
Ma Fenghou didn't get too entangled, for a monkey, is the mobile phone important? Is the wallet important? Do bank cards matter?
Let's sleep, Ma Fenghou has a feeling that he has closed his eyes and everything is over. For him, it was very unaccustomed, because when he was still alone, at this moment, the colorful nightlife had not yet begun.
Slowly get used to it, everything starts again, and you will soon get used to it-Ma Fenghou comforted himself, slowly closed his eyes, and then heard a chirping sound outside.
Finally met his relatives - hearing the scream, Ma Fenghou knew that there was a similar kind outside, and in an instant, he felt extremely close, maybe this was instinct.
Picked up the flashlight in the tent and opened the tent, it was still dark, and sure enough, I saw more than a dozen wild monkeys looking around the tent. In fact, the monkeys have been congregating here for quite some time, and for the more curious, tents are a new thing to attract.
It's just that the monkey is also very cautious, worried that this is a trap, so he doesn't dare to enter, and he is reluctant to leave. It wasn't until they spotted a strange fellow that they became emboldened and began to get closer.
Ma Fenghou waved his little paws and wanted to shout "Hello comrades", but what came out was a short squeak.
This is also a group of short-tailed macaques, maybe Ma Fenghou's call is more special, so they are a little incomprehensible, and there is a little problem with communication temporarily. It's not just human-to-human communication that is important, it's monkey-to-monkey communication that's even more important. Because the monkey king in the monkey group actually saw that strange fellow of the same kind who dared to his tail in front of him!
Macaques have short tails compared to other monkeys. Cocking his tail in front of the Monkey King, this is an extremely serious provocation, as if a human being is giving the middle finger to someone else, it is unbearable for a monkey!
In a group of monkeys, there is only one monkey king, the monkey king has the highest status, usually has good food, you have to honor the king first, and those female monkeys in the monkey group must also honor the king first.
The salary is high, and the competition is naturally fierce. Generally speaking, the monkey king in the monkey group is also like many human politicians, and they hold a general election every three or four years. No need to pull votes, directly solve it by force, KO the opponent, and the winner is king.
And the prelude to challenging the Monkey King is to raise his tail in front of the Monkey King to provoke, and then, the battle for the throne will break out.
Ma Fenghou has some research on eating, drinking, and having fun, so when he saw the largest and most robust monkey in the monkey group baring his teeth at him, he was still a little puzzled: What does it mean?
With a snort, the monkey king pounced on Ma Fenghou violently, and the other monkeys also hula and scattered, roughly forming a circle, with a few rattles in their mouths from time to time, paying close attention to the battle situation on the field, and almost every monkey moved a small horse.
Since he was a child, Ma Fenghou really has never fought, and those who want to provoke him have been settled by him with money. So in the face of the Monkey King's pounce, he was obviously unprepared, and was directly knocked on his head, and then was heavily pressed on his body by the Monkey King, and was bitten. The Monkey King still wondered: Just like you, you dare to challenge this king, I will break you!
Blinded, Ma Fenghou was completely blinded: the animal kingdom turned out to be more cruel than the human world.
There was a tingling pain in his body, which strongly stimulated his nerves; The face was also scratched open by the sharp claws of the Monkey King, and slimy blood flowed into his mouth, and the salty taste stimulated Ma Fenghou to finally wake up.
He suddenly pressed down the flashlight in his hand, and a beam of light shot at the hideous face of the Monkey King, this guy screamed strangely, and slammed away from Ma Fenghou.
If you don't run now, when? Driven by instinct, Ma Fenghou used his hands and feet at the same time, rushed to the woods more than ten meters away, put the flashlight in his mouth, and swished to climb a big tree. Squatting on the branch of a tree and gasping violently, he felt his heart pop and beat several times faster than usual: fortunately, he could climb trees, just now, it was really dangerous, and he even smelled death.
However, the battle was not over, a huge force came from his back, and the Monkey King grabbed a branch and swung over, with a huge impact, and kicked the Marquis of Ma Feng fiercely. When it comes to the ability to climb trees, how can Ma Fenghou, a halfway monk, compare to the Monkey King?
The strong impact made Ma Fenghou completely lose control of his body, and after falling to the ground, he fainted directly. I have to say that as a monkey, he is too a failure now.