Chapter 1 I will give you a monkey
The afterglow of the setting sun sprinkled on the forest, smearing the woods and meadows with a faint layer of pink. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoEven the clear river is shining with sparkling golden waves.
Moo - the old cow at dusk let out a long chirp, and it walked quietly towards the village at the foot of the mountain with a leisurely step.
The one who took the cow was a little girl who looked six or seven years old, and compared with the huge old cow, the little girl's thin body looked more and more small. She was barefoot, stepping on grass, sucking a grass stalk in her mouth, and although her eyes were large, they did not have any brilliance, but showed a blankness that was very inappropriate for her age.
At this age, it should be innocent and carefree!
As she walked, a car parked on the grass attracted the little girl's attention. Of course, the little girl didn't know this yellow Audi TT trot, but she just thought it looked good.
Soon, a red object not far from the sports car caught her eye again, like a large mushroom growing on the grass.
Ah, it's beautiful! The little girl's big eyes lit up immediately. I remember seeing it once on TV, I don't know what it's called, but I know that people can live inside.
The reason why she was impressed after seeing it once was mainly that she wished that she could also have such a cabin, in which she could sleep with peace of mind and be sure to have dreams.
There seemed to be someone in the tent, because under the gaze of the little girl, the tent vibrated rhythmically, and the amplitude became larger and larger.
Don't spoil such a beautiful hut—the little girl began to be a little worried, and her bare feet began to move towards the tent.
Then, she heard the sound of chirping from inside the tent, and the little girl immediately stopped, blinked her eyes wide, and showed a thoughtful look, this kind of sound, she seemed to have heard it somewhere.
"Ahhhh Inside the tent, a woman's irrepressible scream suddenly sounded.
The little girl was startled, and then she spread her little feet and ran into the distance. provoked the calm old cow to moo twice, quicken his pace, and follow the little master.
The edge of the woodland was silent, and only the tents were still swaying......
The stars turn, the stars move, the sun rises, and the sun shines on the earth again.
In the distance, the little girl led the old cow to appear again, she was still barefoot, timidly looking, looking at the red tent on the grass.
The morning sun also brought a faint light to the inside of the tent, and Lin Wan'er woke up from her deep sleep. She didn't want to open her eyes, and her mind still remembered the madness of last night.
Although she knows very well what kind of virtue the man sleeping next to her is, a typical playboy, she never talks about marriage for the purpose of getting married. It is said that his greatest ambition is to complete the 100-man beheading before the age of twenty-two.
But who called someone a rich second generation, he was generous and gave her the latest Audi TT directly, five or six hundred thousand, maybe it was worth it. Lin Wan'er bit her lip: All this has nothing to do with love, you love me, it's just a transaction.
Thinking of this, Lin Wan'er couldn't help but feel a little annoyed in her heart, and remembered the words she shouted when she was emotional yesterday, so she was a little more embarrassed, so she reached over and prepared to pinch him. I really love and hate, love his wealth, hate his indiscriminate affection.
Starting, Lin Wan'er couldn't help but retract her hand in shame. Then I moved my arm up again, but it still felt furry when I started it.
Lin Wan'er suddenly felt a little hairy in her heart, her hands were together, no matter how she touched it, she opened her eyes suddenly, and then, she let out an extremely high-pitched shout: "Monkeys, how can there be monkeys!" ”
Even if you really give birth to a monkey, it's not so fast, is it?
Such a harsh high decibel finally woke up Ma Fenghou who was sleeping soundly. He habitually stretched his waist, feeling that his waist was still a little sore, so he habitually stretched out his arm, wanting to take the jade man next to the pillow in his arms and keep it warm.
"Ahh In response to him, there was another scream, and Ma Fenghou opened his worried eyes and saw that the lovely boy from last night was looking at him with a frightened face.
So he showed what he thought was the most handsome and charming smile, and was just about to say comfort. I saw that the lovely man hurriedly pulled out the tent, and then crawled out with his bare buttocks.
It's so ruthless, it's okay, this son won't have any psychological burden - Huahua Da Shao Ma Fenghou has always regarded himself very highly, he used to be ruthless, and it was the first time he was ruthless. Plagued by his self-esteem, he chased him out, shouting the other party's name.
The little girl who was herding cattle and passed by here saw an extremely novel scene: a big sister ran out of the beautiful house, just like those sisters and aunts who had just finished bathing in the river at the edge of the village, and she was naked. Even like her, she didn't wear shoes on her feet, and she ran indulgently on the green grass, so beautiful, the little girl didn't know how to describe it, she hadn't gone to school yet, and her vocabulary was too poor.
But then, a little hairy monkey got out of the tent, fluttering its paws and squeaking in its mouth, chasing after the big sister in front. It was the first time she had encountered such a bold monkey. I used to herd cattle in the mountains, and the wild monkey I saw looked similar to this one, but it was not fierce at all, and she threw apples from the tree.
Lin Wan'er ran to the front of the car, only to find that the key was still in the tent, so she went around in a circle, took out the car key from the tent, and grabbed two pieces of clothing. When she was about to rush out of the tent again, she found the hairy monkey blocked at the exit, baring its teeth and barking at her.
Dead monkey, go to death - Lin Wan'er closed her eyes and flew up.
Ma Fenghou was defenseless at all, and was kicked far away, rolling on the grass several times. He felt a little dizzy in his brain: what a kick! As is customary, it seems that I should have kicked you, huh?
After opening her eyes, Lin Wan'er also expressed surprise at her victory, and then, she ran to the car again, pressed the key from afar, skillfully opened the car door, and got into the car. A few seconds later, the car roared and disappeared from view in the blink of an eye.
The big sister is really powerful, but the little monkey seems to be very pitiful - the little girl saw the car disappear, and then turned her head to pay attention to the little monkey.
Ma Fenghou was lying on the grass with his back facing the sky, his mind gradually cleared up a lot, and he suddenly remembered that when Lin Wan'er was kicking him just now, he seemed to be muttering a dead monkey.
Monkey, monkey-child-like like when I was little, my parents called me that. But since he was in the first grade of elementary school, the big fat in the same class also called him that, and then after he used fifty yuan to bribe the third-year college president to clean up the big fat fiercely, no one dared to call him that.
No, Young Master Ben just called Lin Wan'er's name, and it seemed that it was just a squeak. Ma Fenghou was shocked in his mind, raised his right hand, put it in front of his eyes, and scared him.
But listening to the ear, there is still a sharp "squeak", and then look at the left hand, it is still a small fluffy paw; Sitting up and looking at his body, which was also covered with a layer of short brownish-yellow hair, he looked down and looked back, and from between his two legs, he could faintly see a curly tail.
Blindfolded and completely blinded, Ma Fenghou got up from the grass, got into the tent, opened the women's bag, took out the makeup box from it, opened the lid of the box, and there was a small mirror inlaid inside, and Ma Fenghou held the makeup box in front of him with a trembling hand.
In "Journey to the West", Supreme Treasure held the demon mirror and saw that the image of himself in it was a monkey, and the whole person was stupid. At this moment, Ma Fenghou felt exactly the same as the Supreme Treasure, because in that small mirror, a monkey's head was reflected:
The head is surrounded by short brown and yellow hair, only the face is hairless, slightly revealing a little pink, because the forehead is convex and the cheeks are deflated, so this hairless area roughly shows the shape of an upside-down peach.
Ma Fenghou subconsciously blinked his eyes a few times, and then the little monkey in the mirror kept blinking his big round eyes. Then he stretched out his index finger and pointed to his nose, and there was an extra small paw with a few sparse hairs in the mirror, pointing to the position of the nose.
At this moment, there was only one voice left in Ma Fenghou's head roaring: Monkey, monkey, I have become a monkey!
With a click, the vanity case fell to the ground, and the mirror inside fell into several pieces. Ma Fenghou still didn't give up, he lowered his head and took a picture again, and then he screamed, his eyes were dark, and he fell on his back on the grass.
Dizzy, Ma Fenghou thought a lot, he thought of his high-ranking father and his mother, who was known as the richest man in the province, under the doting of his mother, he thrived and grew a good skin. Adhering to the creed of a young man who is not romantic, he circulates among beauties all day long, spending money like dirt, and his blessings are boundless. What kind of waist wrap 100,000 yuan, riding a crane down Yangzhou, for him, it is simply weak-
However, how did the good become a monkey, rich, and beautiful, and he didn't enjoy it enough?
Could it be that God can't look down on him and turn him into a monkey, monkey monkey monkey, damn Bimawen-
Wait, Bimawen! Ma Fenghou got up from the ground at once, and there were signs of resurrection with full blood on the spot, and endless joy surged in his heart: Maybe he really crossed over to become the Monkey King, and this son also tasted what it was like to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace!
However, what's going on with the little girl holding the old cow in front of you?
Ma Fenghou looked at the little girl in front of him in a daze, although she was dressed in tatters, but looking at the dress, it was definitely not Journey to the West, did Journey to the West use rubber sleeves to tie pigtails?
Hope was shattered, and Ma Fenghou's strength seemed to be drained, and he lay on the ground again: Even if he becomes a monkey, his son will become a handsome golden monkey! At the moment, it is obviously an ordinary macaque that can no longer be ordinary, it is the kind domesticated by monkey people, Ma Fenghou also once raised one to play, and then the back of his hand was scratched, and then he gave it away.
"Little monkey, what's wrong with you, what's wrong with you?" The little girl squatted in front of the little monkey, keeping a distance of one or two meters, her big eyes full of concern.
It's annoying, and Ma Fenghou has always only liked big girls, so he looked straight at the blue sky and white clouds.
"Little monkey, doesn't your mother want you too?" The little girl is the most sticky. But when she said this, this little girl seemed to touch something, and her big eyes became foggy.
Squeak - Ma Fenghou let out a scream from his mouth, and then used his hands and feet together and ran towards the forest. And the more I run, the more annoyed I become: Why do you use your hands, I can run with two feet-