North China University, the first day of school!

"Huchen, your hands are unruly again. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Hucheng, why are you paying attention to my hands all the fucking day long!"

That's right! The two students of his mother have a surname, a first name, but the words are a little different, and they are at the same table, and they are in the same dormitory, and both of them are from the economics department.

It's just that the appearance of the two of them is incompatible, what about Huchen! Skinny! Not tall or short, 175 is considered a normal figure! There is a little bit of beauty in appearance, and Huchen is proud of his appearance many times, but in fact, it's just funny!

But Hucheng is fucking different, large tonnage (weighing nearly 200 pounds), has crushed the single bed many times, he is short and fat, needless to say! There is no empty mouth all day long!

In the eyes of others, these two are a comic combination, in their own eyes, they are nothing, they are both people, why bother with their looks, so they have long become good brothers!

Okay, back to that.

"You blatantly touch the hair of Colonel Chen with your hands like this, aren't you afraid of Liu Heilong's kid?" The city fat man said with a worried look.

"I'm afraid that he will be a bird's egg, and Chen Yuxin is not his girlfriend, can I only let him chase alone, and I can't chase him?" Hu Chen said as if he was not afraid of the sky falling.

"You're awesome! I'm convinced! ”

"This is my brother's tablemate!"

"Ding dong," as the bell rang after class, many students gathered together, gossip gossip, falling in love, Hucheng was anxious to urinate during class, and he couldn't hold it back after class, so he hurriedly went to the toilet, and Huchen was reading economic textbooks on the desk while peeping at the beauties!

After a summer vacation, Huchen found that Chen Yuxin, whom he dreamed of, was getting more and more beautiful, not only did his hair grow, but his back made Huchen deeply fascinated! ………

"You are my little apple, just like the most beautiful cloud in the sky, and ............ in spring"

The ringing of the mobile phone woke the pot from his fantasy.

"Who the fuck is that!"

Seeing that it was an unfamiliar number, it was definitely a scam call, Huchen didn't say a word, hang up! "Influence brother to see beautiful women!"

Immediately this unfamiliar number called again, as a college student, Huchen still chose to click the connect button.

When I picked up the phone, I heard a female classmate's voice: "Huchen, you fell in the toilet at the same table!" Hurry up, it's serious! ”

Huchen didn't say a word, isn't he at the same table Hucheng! Hurriedly ran to the toilet, I had seen a lot of people watching there, Huchen finally squeezed in, but saw that the fat man was already lying on the ground unconscious, and waited for a long time, but no one called, Huchen hurriedly called the emergency number. Soon the ambulance came. It took a while to carry the fat man to the ambulance.

"Fatty, you must not have any problems! Wake the fuck up! Hu Chen shook the fat man's body vigorously and said anxiously.

"Sir, please calm down, if you shake his body like this, he will be worse."

Huchen listened to the reminder of the beautiful nurse, and then he didn't dare to touch the fat man in the city!

It didn't take long for the ambulance to arrive at the First People's Hospital of Nanfeng City.

The last nurse registered the first aid form and said, "Sir, please stay!" ”

Huchen fidgeted and walked back and forth at the door of the emergency room.

Hucheng is his only brother who has died in North China University, Huchen is helpless and helpless at this moment!

Finally, half an hour passed, and the emergency room door opened.

"How's the doctor, is my classmate okay?"

"It's not life-threatening, but I haven't woken up yet"

"Oh!"

"That's right! You go to the hospital! ”

"Ahh

Huchen came to the counter, "Hello, I'm here to go through the hospitalization procedures!" ”

"Patient's name!"

"Hucheng"

"Okay, please wait a minute........."

"It's a total of 4,800 yuan, this is the hospitalization order, this is the first aid order, you pay the money, just sign on these two lists!" Miss Nurse said.

As soon as Hu Chen heard the money, "My brother! 4800 yuan, for a poor man like me, who is thrifty, this is undoubtedly a poor life for my brother this semester! ”

Huchen gritted his teeth and said, "No matter, buddy's life is important, it's a big deal to eat less every day!" ”

After paying the money, Huchen came to the ward, and after watching the fat man for a while, he went back to school, anyway, there was a nurse watching, so he was going to accompany him at night, and he had to go to school during the day.

After school, I ran to the hospital non-stop, "Fuck you haven't woken up yet!" Seeing that it was getting late, Huchen simply lay on another hospital bed. Silently praying that the fat man of the city would wake up quickly.

After a while, he fell asleep, still dreaming, and his mother's boy was dreaming of spring, when two black figures flashed in from outside the door.

"Pony, look at what this thing is,"

"I'm tired! Brother Niu! This soul lock needle, and the smartphone that came out this time, have all let you get it, the high-tech of the underworld! If you don't accept it, you can't! ”

"I'll show you how this thing works!"

"How do you use this smartphone, Brother Niu?"

"I don't know, I'm also using it for the first time, I will know if I try it,"

That's right! These two are bull heads and horse noodles.

I saw Niu Tou turn on the smartphone, click on an identification software, and after a while, Niu Tou said: "Where is Hucheng!" ”

At the same time, Huchen was playing games with the beautiful woman in his dream, and said, "I'm here..."

At the same time, the smartphone beeped, "Identity confirmed!" That's right! ”

Then I saw the bull head walking towards Huchen, and then injected Huchen with an injection, and then shook it, but saw no response.

"Awesome! This high-tech is too awesome, and we will save it in the future, and we will go everywhere to catch souls in the future. Just light up this smartphone and shout! The ghosts will automatically tell us where he is! And this soul locking needle is even more awesome, which directly makes the ghost have no ability to resist! The bull head said excitedly.

"Awesome! If you don't accept it, you can't do it! Brother Niu, borrow me for two days! ”

This thing can't be borrowed casually, it recognizes the owner......

"Oh!"

"Okay, put this on your back and go back to the errand!"

"Brother Niu, why is this ghost so damn heavy," Ma Mian said with a surprised face after a while.

"I know an x egg, bring it back first!"

These two ghosts are also stupid, and they brought their Huchen classmates to the underworld with their bodies, so it's no wonder if they're not heavy!

"Wake him up, and enter the capital at once," said the bull head.

"Who! I didn't let Lao Tzu sleep a lot! Huchen didn't look awake.

"Don't talk!" Ma said fiercely in the face of Huchen.

Hu Chen was surprised when he saw the two dressed and the bull head and horse noodles in the TV series.

"Who are you two, do you dean know?" Hu Chen looked stupid and said:

"What dean, I am the head of the bull, he is the face of the horse, we are, the soul keepers of the underworld!"

"What a fucking soul keeper, I think you two are neuropathy!"

"Shut up! That's a fucking crap! Immediately, I saw the bull's head patted Huchen's body, and Huchen really didn't speak.

"I'm rubbing! Brother Niu, this trick is amazing! Teach me! "Ma Mian stopped talking when he looked at Huchen, so this trick must be learned! Then pleaded!

"It's very simple, wait until you send this goods to the judge, and I'll teach you when you go back!"

Huchen is tragic, just now I thought they had a nerve problem, but now I was slapped by the self-proclaimed bull head, and I felt that this fucking was not dreaming, nor was it talking to "neuropathy", but talking to the real bull head and horse face!

Inexplicably, he was brought to the underworld by two ghosts. Hu Chen looked at the three ancient characters of "Xudu City" on the city gate with a confused face, and thought secretly: "Damn me, I'm not dead, what are you doing bringing Lao Tzu to this ghost place!" c@#*!, your ancestors are eighteen generations! ”

Of course, even if you can speak, you can only hold it in your heart! Otherwise, it would be even more tragic for these two ghosts to really kill him if they didn't agree with each other! (What Hu Chen didn't know was that although they could shut up Hu Chen, they definitely didn't have the courage to kill, not to mention the two of them, even the king of Hades didn't dare to kill mortals easily, which had to be punished by the god realm, the fairy world!) Of course, killing ghosts is another matter. )

Entering the capital city, Hu Chen looked at the surrounding buildings with a confused expression, which completely destroyed his faith in the history of Huaguo! I saw this capital city, except that the city wall is a little old, the buildings in this city are simply modern buildings, looking at a high-rise building under construction, construction workers are rushing to work overnight, if he wasn't shut up by the bull just now, he doesn't believe that this is the underworld! The ghosts here are especially like people, dressed in fashion, magic suits and ties, shirts, etc. Nothing out of the ordinary at all.

I rub! Hu Chen's eyes widened suddenly! "Cars! My brother! Awesome! ”

Soon, the bull head and horse face stopped in a place similar to a parking lot, and Huchen saw that on the gate, the wall above the door beam reads, "Dedicated garage for soul keepers!" ”

"Ma Mian, you and him are waiting here, I'll pick up the car!"