My cousin is so annoying, not to mention that the relationship between people and her boyfriend is not pure, but people are obviously pure The relationship between men and women is good. As a little sister-in-law with high morals, how could she have thoughts about her cousin-in-law? This, this, this is simply the most despicable and obscene thing in the world.

Ignore your cousin, resolutely ignore your cousin.

So Xiaoxiao continued to watch the movie.

Erdan wanted to push the door in, but he didn't push it open, and he obviously felt that the door was locked from the inside.

It's just a door, and it's hard to stop the two eggs.

A dodge, and the second egg entered the home theater with a wall piercing technique. Xiaoxiao watched the movie, and wore 3D eyes, the corners of his eyes were covered, and he really didn't notice that there was suddenly another person in the room. Erdan entered the house and unlocked the door.

Although the sci-fi film that I watched with a smile has been released for two months, I haven't seen it or heard of it.

"Smile, what are you looking at? Is it good-looking? Erdan said suddenly, watching the movie, and walked behind Xiaoxiao, "Yo, there are aliens!" ”

Xiaoxiao was almost stunned, stunned for a moment, and then shouted "ahh

Erdan didn't expect Xiaoxiao's reaction to be so big, as soon as he grabbed her arm, he blocked her mouth again.

"Don't scream, it's me, Li Erdan. It's like seeing a ghost. Erdan was very dissatisfied, and let go of the smile as he spoke.

smiled and walked back, looking at Erdan like a ghost, "You, you, how did you get in?" ”

"Walked in through the door! Why, can't you? Erdan said naturally, "Let's go up and play together, don't be angry with your sister again." ”

"You're lying, I remember that the door was locked." Laugh and laugh.

"Anti-lock? You must be misremembering. I turned the doorknob and the door opened. If you don't believe me, go check it out. "Two eggs.

"Uh, am I mistaken?" With a smile, he ran towards the door.

Erdan laughed, "You must be mistaken. It's normal, I often forget to bring the key when I go out, and sometimes I forget to lock the door. ”

Xiaoxiao turned the doorknob twice, and the little head began to think about it, and said to himself: "I remember locking the door when I entered the house!" It's a deliberately locked door. Then she suddenly turned her face to Erdan and shouted, "The surname is Li, you must have pried the door open." ”

Erdan didn't deny it, but took out a silver needle from his pocket, and said embarrassedly: "Hehe, you guessed it, I used a silver needle to open the door lock." But I don't mean anything malicious! I saw that you were angry, so I wanted to persuade you. I'm going to play landlord with your sister, but I'm missing one. You should be able to fight the landlord, right? ”

As he spoke, Erdan took it out of his pocket again, and a deck of playing cards appeared in his hand.

Knowing how Erdan entered the house, he was not afraid of Xiaoxiao, and said angrily: "Fight the landlord, fight your sister's landlord." Also, I'm not angry with my sister, I'm angry with you. You're not a man, you, you're a brute, shameless, despicable, and nasty brute. ”

If you smile, it's definitely heartfelt.

Erdan smiled, "It doesn't matter if you're angry with me, as long as you're not angry with your sister." However, if you say that I am not a man, it is a bit insulting! ”

"Don't think that a man with three legs is a man, and it could be a brute. I think you're a brute. ”

"Uh, why am I a brute? Between us, well, there was some misunderstanding, but it was all a misunderstanding. And you forgive me too. ”

"Eat dry and wipe clean and don't admit it." Xiaoxiao muttered quietly, and shouted at Erdan, "Get out of here, I'm going to watch a movie." ”

"Playing poker, fighting the landlord. You see, I've brought all the poker here. Two are missing one, and you can't play. Erdan said very sincerely.

Xiaoxiao suddenly laughed, "I said you would play fighting the landlord?" Who told you that you can't play two or one? ”

"I'll only play three-person fights!" Erdan said with a bitter face, pretending to be pitiful, "Look how boring you are to watch movies alone, how fun it is to fight the landlord together." ”

The big eyes of the smile turned around, and he muttered for a moment, and said, "Give me the poker in your hand." ”

"What? Promised? ”

"Give it to me if you want to, where is so much nonsense."

"Okay!" Erdan said, handing a pair of poker boxes that had been opened to Xiaoxiao.

Xiaoxiao casually drew one of the 54 poker cards, and returned the rest to Erdan.

The second egg was in a fog for a while, and he didn't know what to do with Xiaoxiao.

Xiaoxiao looked at the cards in his hand, and sighed and blushed! This card turned out to be a "colored" poker, printed with a photo of a beautiful swimsuit that made people squirt blood. Among them, the swimsuit beauty printed on the card in Xiaoxiao's hand is very famous, and the little old man is wet.

The three of them also bought several decks of pokers before going to sea, but they were all ordinary pokers with white background printing.

"Where did poker come from?" With a smile on his face, he asked Erdan with a little anger, "Li Erdan, why are you so colorful?" Aren't the two live beauties on the yacht enough for you to see? ”

"What's wrong with poker? Why am I getting colored again? The second egg is very innocent.

smiled and shouted, "Pretend, continue to pretend!" ”

Erdan poured the poker out of the box and understood.

"This, hehe, is the poker left by Cai Xiaolin, and it has nothing to do with me. I took it when I saw it, but I didn't pour it out to see it. I remember we bought several pairs at the supermarket. Why don't I go get a new pair? ”

Erdan's appearance is so innocent, he can't help but laugh and believe it. If Erdan knows that poker is colored poker and still takes it, he is indeed suspected of molesting his sister-in-law, but he doesn't have the courage to flirt slightly! Weiwei had to force him to swallow the poker.

"I'll get it later!" Smiled and said, holding a card in his hand to Erdan, "Li Erdan, if you can guess this card in my hand, I will accompany you to fight the landlord, if you can't guess, I can't help it." ”

"This, it's a little difficult!" Two eggs.

"Stop talking nonsense, a ten-second countdown." Laughing and laughing, he started the countdown, "10, 9,......"

In his eyes, he saw Erdan holding his breath, expressionless, highly concentrated, and his eyes were staring at the cards in his hand.

Legend has it that there is a see-through glasses that can see through the back of a card, but only with specially treated cards. Xiaoxiao doesn't think that Erdan has this ability, although this thing has boasted more than once that he has superpowers.

Xiaoxiao wanted to laugh when she saw Erdan's serious appearance, but she couldn't help but laugh and continued the countdown. When she counted down to "3", she found that a smile bloomed on Erdan's face.