Chapter 103: Innocence of the performance certificate
"Old K., right?" Erdan said with certainty.
Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, because Erdan guessed the brand in her hand, and then asked, "What color?" ”
"Red." Two eggs.
Xiaoxiao was even more stunned, "Then that, what shape?" ”
"Plum blossoms." Two eggs.
"Who's the portrait up there?" Laugh and laugh.
"It's a bit like Toyo's old Ogura." Two eggs.
"Oh my God, fifty-four cards, I drew one at random, how could you possibly guess it? This probability is too evil! The smile was incredulous, and the amazement was overwhelming, even more surprising than the first time I saw the second egg running as if flying.
If Xiaoxiao knew that Erdan could make Yang Shen out of his body, he wouldn't be so amazed, it's just a small skill of carving insects, and there is no technical content. Of course, Xiaoxiao doesn't even know that Yang God is a god now, and she is very idiotic about cultivating the true Dao.
Erdan laughed, "Special function, if you don't accept it, you can't do it." There are many special functions on the buddy, and it will slowly open your eyes in the future! ”
Erdan is not as secretive about his "superpowers" as before, Xiaoqing, Shishi, Yuting, and Weiwei know a little bit. Knowing that, it's not surprising.
"Special features? Could it be the clairvoyant eye? With a smile, he suddenly covered his chest with his hands, his legs were clamped tightly, and he shouted: "Li Erdan, you actually have a see-through eye, so isn't it the same as wearing clothes in front of you when I am wearing clothes?" Then my temperance, temperament, if not, it will not be guaranteed! ”
"Uh. "Erdan, speechless," just kidding, I don't have special functions, I really don't. ”
"You're a liar, it's clear that you have! How else would you possibly know what a card is? You just have clairvoyance, you just have clairvoyance. Shameless, scum, scum, stinky rascals, see if I don't kill you......"
Erdan came with good intentions to persuade Xiaoxiao not to get angry, but as soon as he said two sentences, the contradiction came out.
Second egg, how wronged! It's just a joke, and Na Cheng thought that Xiaoxiao would think so deeply and so complicated.
"Alas, smile, don't use force at every turn! I really don't have clairvoyance, I lied to you. Erdan said as he ran away.
"You have a clairvoyant eye, and you have seen all my fruits." Laugh and chase.
As he passed by the kitchen, Xiaoxiao suddenly stopped and glanced into the kitchen.
Li Erdan also stopped, and had an ominous premonition in his heart, "Xiaoxiao, what are you going to do?" I really don't have a clairvoyant eye, and I lied to you as a dog. ”
"Humph! You're dead. He yelled and ran into the kitchen.
Erdan walked back a few steps, stood under the kitchen door frame and looked inside, to see what Xiaoxiao was doing. When he saw Xiaoxiao taking two kitchen knives on the knife stand, he knew what Xiaoxiao was going to do, kill people.
"Hmph, Li Erdan, my fruit body has been seen by you all over again, I have no face to live in the world, I want to commit suicide."
"Hehe, suicide? Suicide is painful, and I don't believe you can do it. Erdan said with a smile, relieved to know that Xiaoxiao didn't want to kill people.
"I'm going to kill you before I kill myself."
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A few minutes later, on the deck of the yacht's flybridge, there were three people, uh, no, it should be four people, two identical Comrade Li Erdan, one was a dragon and a tiger, and the other was lying on a recliner without breathing.
In order to prove his innocence, Erdan had to go out of his body.
Laughing and screaming, his legs were weak, his eyes were black, and then he fainted and fainted. Fortunately, she was sitting on a recliner, and after fainting, she became a sleeping position.
"Uh. , why did you faint. "Two eggs.
The slight situation is not optimistic, dumbfounded, and her pretty face is pale. Weiwei is standing, and if he faints, he must not fall on his back.
The second egg came to Weiwei in a flash, and when he held Weiwei, the person was just dizzy.
Weiwei heard Erdan say that he could go out of his body in the bathroom in Weiwei's big villa in Crescent Bay the morning before yesterday. At that time, the second egg yang god was slightly broken, and he couldn't get out of his body, and he didn't see it slightly. Now I saw it, but I couldn't accept it, so I fainted.
Xiaoqing saw Erdanyang's out-of-body appearance for the first time, so why wasn't she also stunned.
Erdan pressed the slight human acupoint, entered a breath of true qi, and the person soon woke up.
"Hell!" Slightly frightened and screamed, "Brother Erdan, you are a ghost, stay away from me." ”
"What the hell, is it God? You don't have to think about it, now that the sun is shining, if I am a ghost, I must not be burned to the ground. ”
"Oh, that's right. However, that's too scary! ”
"The world is full of wonders. We humans only know a small part, and you, even more so, have only scratched the surface. If I say I've seen aliens, would you believe it? If I've ever seen a vampire, would you believe it? ”
Wei Wei hurriedly covered his ears and shouted, "Don't say it, I don't want to hear it." The more I knew, the more I feared it, and I wouldn't even have the courage to live in the world. Hurry up and wake up the smile. ”
"Oh, that's right. Then don't get dizzy anymore, I'm going to wake up Xiaoxiao now. ”
In the same way, the second egg woke up Xiaoxiao.
"Wonderful, so wonderful, Li Erdan, you are really wonderful. Hurry up and perform another out-of-body performance, I was stunned and didn't see it clearly. Xiaoxiao woke up and said, a little excited.
"Fight the landlord, and then perform if you lose." Two eggs.
"It's not enough to just perform ghost out of the body, you also have to perform light water floating, which is to run on the water. On top of that, you'd better perform all of your Pony abilities, such as invincibility. "Laughing at the yin and yang strange aura, very "greedy".
"Correct, I just performed an out-of-body act, not the ghost out of body that you just. As for what you said about performing my abilities one by one if I lost, I agreed. But what are you gambling with me? Erdan, when he spoke, his eyes involuntarily glanced at the sexy chiffon beach suit on his body.
"My sister is here, you don't want me to lose and take off my clothes, do you?" Laugh and laugh.
Weiwei was thinking about it, and she didn't listen to the conversation between Erdan and Xiaoxiao in her ears, she suddenly said: "Brother Erdan, I remember that not long after we went to sea from HK Hongniwan yesterday afternoon, we met a villain with a helicopter to kill us. You were lying in a chair like a dead man, and the helicopter crashed on its own. Is this what you did? ”
"To be precise, it's my yang god's work, and it has nothing to do with my flesh-body." Erdan said indifferently, saying that the buddies are not proud of their achievements, do good deeds without leaving a name, and live Lei Feng in the contemporary era.
Erdan made his words clear, it stands to reason that Weiwei and Xiaoxiao should be moved and happy, but why are the two of them gloomy? It's like having a deep grudge against Li Erdan, a good person.