Floating in the air, listening to a ghost with a cynical attitude is very tired, slowly negative energy rushed to his face, it was a pity that he died young, now I think I should go out and bring some Meng Po soup, and finish the matter. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Hehe, you worked hard for the exam, don't you just want to be a member of the crows?" Chen Shuo said provocatively: "Look at what you said so painfully, others only treat you as more wronged than Dou E, but in fact, it is not you who have died yourself." ”

"Ahh It's ridiculous that I worked hard to get the top prize, but I ended up like this. ”

The taciturn bull couldn't help but say: "Little brother, with all due respect, with your identity background, if you don't lean on the big tree of the prime minister, let alone Zhuangyuanlang, it's none of your business to explore flowers." ”

The authentic god mended the knife, and suddenly stopped the complaining tone of the suicidal ghost, he rolled his eyes unwillingly, and asked bitterly: "Is that it?" ”

"Of course not, you happen to be the 100,000th person to be extradited today, we are here to fulfill your wish, please say a reliable one."

Liu Hao, the champion of the Yuanlang, thought for a while and said: "Then I want to watch the prime minister's family die." ”

"Actually, apart from recruiting you as a son-in-law, people are not so evil as to do this......

"Then I want him to no longer be able to cover the sky with one hand, at least to be exiled!"

"This ......"

"If you can't do anything, don't waste my time." As he spoke, the color of the soul body became more and more chaotic, and the resentment became thicker and thicker.

"Okay, that's it. You go to the underworld with us, and you can monitor the situation above in real time through the mirror. The horse turned sideways and made a gesture of please.

Finally persuaded the blackened soul, and the bull head broke through a dark road and entered with Zhuang Yuanlang. Chen Shuo pulled the sleeve of the horse face and said puzzledly: "What kind of background does this guy have, and he still needs you to take care of it so much?" ”

"You see that?"

"Hehe, it's not too difficult to guess with your unfavorable character."

"Okay, since you are also your own person, I'll tell you the truth, this guy Xingjun came down to the mortal world."

"Really? So this is a peach blossom tribulation? ”

"Hehe, in fact, the catastrophe in this life has not yet begun, and he hangs up. So guess who he is? ”

"Broom Star ......"

Ma Mian looked at the newly appointed little brother in surprise, patted his shoulder vigorously, and praised, "Young man, very knowledgeable!" ”

Chen Shuo, who felt that his future was bleak, pursed his lips and tried to possess his body again.

A quarter of an hour passed, and nothing happened. Is it because there is not enough time?

Half an hour passed, and Chen Shuo tried to put on a hideous expression that was in sync with the corpse.

"Can this really be possessed?"

“…… Yes," Ma Mian replied with a hint of hesitation.

"I don't read much, don't lie to me."

"Maybe you don't have a breath of anger, after all, you just turned back from the underworld and immediately killed yourself." As he spoke, the horse beckoned to the wildcat outside the door.

A fat cat with a belly sticking to the floor came in with a hard squeeze on the threshold, meowing, completely unclear why he was out of control.

"Kiss him!"

The innocent flower cat was driven by a mysterious force, arched its body, its tail was also raised high, and licked the corners of the corpse's mouth with a reluctant face.

Immediately felt a fishy smell coming down from his mouth, sliding through the internal organs, and reaching the soles of his feet and turning into a burning sensation, Chen Shuo jumped up.

Ma Mian, who successfully summoned the spirit, hurriedly handed over a small bottle of cloisonné, Chen Shuo picked it up and shook it, pulled out the cap, and a sweet aroma emanated from it, and the spirit of the whole person was improved.

"What is this?"

"This body is different from what you're used to before, and it's definitely out of body. This will help you stabilize your mind. ”

"So amazing? In other words, if you carry these things with you, do you think about attaching them to your body all day long and experiencing the prosperity of the world? ”

"You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense!" Ma Mian saw that he was about to draw out his black history, and quickly changed the topic, "The biggest point of this condensing liquid is that it can also be taken by ordinary physique, and it doesn't need to be so troublesome with spiritual power." ”

It's such a high-end feeling, you have to try it!

"That's right," Ma Mian said hesitantly, "This medicine is too strong, generally speaking, three times a day, one drop each time, a bottle is about a month's supply." ”

Chen Shuo's dry "......"

"Oops! Why are you so reckless! The horse's eyes clearly showed a smug look.

"Or else? You also have to bathe and cleanse your body and burn incense on three pillars! ”

"You might explode and die."

Chen Shuo felt the qi and blood surging in his body, and with a pop, he actually spit out a layer of blood mist, and his face was pale, and he firmly grasped the corner of the ghost next to him.

"Brother Ma Mian, I'm a work injury, right?"

At this time, Ma Mian, who had won the title of outstanding employee of the prefecture many times, began to regret it, and it seemed that the part-time staff he chose at random this time had a problem with his brain.

The contract I signed by myself will go down on my knees.

took out a bronze mirror the size of the palm of his hand, handed it over and said, "This is our tool for communication, at night, face the mirror at the moonlight, silently recite Bilibili, and I will appear." ”

As soon as the rooster sang the world was white, the horse waved his little hand, and he got off work upside down.

Chen Shuo, who was lonely and cold, looked at himself covered in blood and hesitated to take a bath?

Suddenly, I heard the door being pushed open, and the grandmother who was in the atmosphere last night took the lead in coming in, and instructed the maid to come and bathe and clean the lying on the ground, and prepare to enter the palace to thank the emperor.

So, the corpse, which had frozen all night, was dragged to the nearby pool, and it was more like a bath than a bath.

Although I also considered whether to jump up suddenly to scare them, when I thought about my plan, I still held back, after all, seeing the emperor is the most important thing.

In the end, the fragrant Chen Shuo was put on his shoulder and walked to the outer courtyard, and he could only observe the surroundings with half-squinted eyes due to cerebral congestion.

However, after going around and around for ten minutes before he walked out of the courtyard gate, Chen Shuo, who couldn't stand it, stroked the guard's big buttocks slightly.

"Ah~" The guard directly shook off the corpse on his shoulder, took three steps back, and cautiously stared at Chen Shuo, who was still pretending to be dead.

I thought I was very unlucky to have to carry the corpse early in the morning, but thinking of the maid and grandmother who had been disposed of in the morning, the guard gritted his teeth and stepped forward to pull the groom's corpse.

In order to soothe his fragile heart, the witty guard chose to carry him out head-on.

So, he had been waiting for the attendants in the courtyard of the outer hall, and looked at Zhuang Yuanlang in horror, and a seven-foot man was put on the carriage in the way of a princess.

The young lady, who hadn't slept all night, couldn't hide her fear even though she was wearing grand makeup. Until the curtain was lifted and her motionless body was thrown into the carriage, she couldn't help but exclaim: "Ah! I don't want it! I don't want to ride in a car with him! ”