Chapter 137: A Little Fun Between Husband and Wife
"Ahem, Qing'er. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" The prime minister in a complete set of official uniforms came over solemnly and said solemnly: "Why is it that your husband is neither big nor small, do you want to deal with it by family law?" ”
"No, I don't. The daughter knows, please don't be angry. ”
"In that case, let's get on the road early, I've already informed the concubine of the specific situation."
"Sister knows?"
"Qing'er, when you arrive in the palace, you must abide by the rules and listen to the teachings of the concubine, understand?"
"Got it, Daddy."
As the carriage staggered off, Chen Shuo knew what it felt like to lie face down in the carriage, and all his internal organs were about to change the arrangement......
Although some people muttered in their hearts: The champion is drunk like that, and he still wants to thank him, which is simply sending the handle to the hands of political enemies.
But Chen Shuo, who has read more than 10,000 books, understands that this is a good opportunity to splash dirty water on his opponent!
At this moment, Chen Shuo was extremely glad that he was fortunately possessed in the man's body, and this level of back should be used as a strong massage. If it's a woman, your breasts can be turned back!
However, the coachman's driving skills are also too strange, and his indescribable position is reversed.
Chen Shuo, who was forced to be helpless, then moved forward slightly with a bump, but he didn't expect the bride to scream again: "Ah! It's moving! It's moving! ”
The maid who followed the carriage just didn't hear it, and was temporarily transferred to serve by the young lady in the morning, and began to run it as her own, so that she could not be favored by the new aunt, and she could also soar.
decorated her new face with her heart, and deliberately used candles to remove her hair, but her aunt, who had been waiting by the old lady's side, quietly called over, and told herself with a serious expression that the maids who casually broke into the wedding room last night had disappeared.
Generally, most of the maids who saw the master's private affairs were poured with dumb medicine and sold, but these subordinates were cut throats by Lisuo and thrown to the mass grave.
In the end, my aunt told me not to disturb the little love between the newlyweds.
Chen Shuo, whose eardrums were about to perforate, finally couldn't help but provoke and covered her mouth. This is good, Qing'er, who does not go out of the door, is completely frightened and faints.
As for the other guards escorting the carriage, they were all newcomers, and they couldn't figure it out for a while, remembering the advice of the chief guard in the morning: "Do not lift the curtain of the carriage on the road." If you encounter an accident, remember to protect the lady, and everyone else will not have to worry about it. ”
The driver asked with concern, "Miss, are you okay?" ”
Chen Shuo hurriedly pinched his throat and replied, "Ahem...... Out of the way. ”
Although the others were full of doubts, they were just a small guard, and they were sure to be right when they heard what the leader said, so they continued to remain silent.
The carriage drove for a while, and Chen Shuo, who was in a hurry, began to pull the bride's clothes, and quickly changed the clothes of the two.
Now, I can finally calm down and drink a cup of tea and wait for the arranged assassin to attack.
said that Cao Cao Cao arrived, only to feel that the carriage was shaking violently, and he could protect the bride at first, but the continuous violent bumps made Chen Shuo clearly realize that the appearance in front of him did not need to be protected.
Chen Shuo, who felt a strong sense of dizziness, firmly grasped the frame of the window, and finally maintained the synchronous shaking frequency, and the carriage was intercepted.
"Kill the traitor! Eliminate harm for the people! The symbolic slogan was shouted, and Chen Shuo hurriedly flipped the bride into a posture with her back to the entrance of the carriage, staring at the curtain vigilantly.
There was a fierce fight outside the window, and the smell of blood could even be smelled in the car, and it seemed that the prime minister had made a lot of money in pursuit of a realistic effect.
Suddenly, the curtain was lifted, and the scarred guard rushed in, glanced down at the situation in the car, grabbed Chen Shuo's wrist, and pulled him out violently with a word of offense.
Before he could see his face clearly, he was pressed into his arms, and the gray clothes in front of him had been completely soaked into dark red, Chen Shuo tried to keep his composure.
Even if he was pulled on the horse, the quadrangular phalanx firmly protected him in the middle position, and quickly moved towards the front, it seems that he still plans to enter the palace, and when the time comes, as long as the bride whimpers and cries until she faints, plus the pillow wind of the concubine Niangniang, the new champion will be considered a heroic sacrifice.
Of course, the prime minister's strategy will definitely not be so simple, and when the time comes, he will have to rectify the people who have offended him.
The crime of murdering the prime minister but accidentally killing the champion of the new department, even if the other party does not die, he will lose his skin, right?
It's a pity that Chen Shuo, who just found a part-time ghost, of course, has to spare no effort to give full play to his expertise and muddy the already unclear water in this pool.
Seeing that he was approaching the gate of the palace, Chen Shuo realized that the style of the city wall was very different from what he remembered.
The Imperial Forest Army, who was guarding the main entrance of the imperial city, saw the dust flying from the horse's hooves from a distance, and was shocked, and for the first time since work, they saw the murderous rush towards the city in broad daylight.
Although it is difficult to say whether these people plan to assassinate in broad daylight, after all, there are brain wreckage every year, and there are many of them this year.
The Imperial Palace Guards had long been prepared and ready for battle.
The guards of the Prime Minister's Mansion dismounted one after another from a hundred meters away, walked over on foot, one of them handed over the peer token, and the captain of the Imperial Forest Army carefully groped for a long time, only to find that there was a faint blue character in the lower right corner of the sign.
I thought in my heart that the only person in the palace who could be qualified to invite outsiders to come in and chat was Concubine Lan.
When he raised his eyes again, the smile on his face was obviously warm, and he asked with concern: "Is it someone from the Prime Minister's Mansion?" ”
"Back to my lord, we escorted the champion and the second lady of the Prime Minister's Mansion today to thank the emperor, but we were unexpectedly attacked. Master Zhuang took the initiative to cut off the back road and told us to send the young lady to a safe place first. ”
"There was an assassin so arrogant in broad daylight. I'll go back to my superiors at once, and please wait a moment. ”
After a while, Di Qiang, the captain of the Imperial Forest Army, came back with a eunuch in a blue robe, pointed to the group outside the door, and said respectfully: "Grandpa Xiong, this is the person from the Prime Minister's Mansion." ”
"Okay, the miscellaneous family knows, let's follow up, don't let Lan Guifei worry."
"Father-in-law Xiong, this body search ......"
"Huh? It seems that the adults have been on duty here for too long, and they are so powerful that they can't even look down on the concubine's mother's family. ”
"Don't dare, don't dare. I also asked Father-in-law Xiong to give him a face and go through the motions. ”
"Humph! How can the miscellaneous family have such a big face, since the adults insist on searching their bodies, then search them. ”
Originally, when the foreign ministers entered the imperial city, they had to search all parts of their bodies in detail, but now the matter is more urgent, so they only let them remove their armor and equipment from their hands.
"Boss! Not quite right! A royal forest soldier stood in front of Chen Shuo, who was dressed in women's clothing, and shouted.
Hearing this, Di Qiang was stunned, looked at Father-in-law Xiong in surprise, and then walked towards Chen Shuo with big strides.
Father-in-law Xiong was also confused, Concubine Lan just ordered to bring people in, and did not mention other plans.
"Boss, this person is obviously a man."
Chen Shuo rolled his eyes and secretly complained: You are so witty, how can you let those women who pretend to be men and break into the rivers and lakes?
Di Qiang pulled down Chen Shuo's coat, revealing his white underwear, glanced at Pingchuan's chest, and asked with an unkind face: "Father-in-law Xiong, what do you think should be done with this matter?" ”
"Hehe, the miscellaneous family is just an errand runner, of course everything is at your disposal." Seeing the wind and rudder, Father-in-law Xiong wanted to clear himself for the first time.
Just kidding, Concubine Lan Guifei's summoning sisters in the palace and summoning brothers are completely different concepts!
Di Qiang chose to notify the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs as soon as possible, but did not wait for a reply. Then he heard the anxious sound of horses' hooves from far and near.
The prime minister, who has always been calm in the court, rushed over in a panic, swept his eyes at the people present, and said secretly: Fortunately, there is no eyeliner of a mortal enemy.
When his eyes fell on the flower-colored coat on the ground, his brows furrowed. When he met Chen Shuo's drama-like gaze, his heart stopped beating a few beats.
In an instant, the prime minister actually showed a relieved smile and said, "Virtuous son-in-law, it's good that you're okay." ”
Originally, Chen Shuo thought that when the prime minister saw himself jumping around, even if he didn't faint in fright, he would exclaim two monsters, right? It's really easy to misunderstand the look of satisfaction on your face.
The villain has such a strong ability to resist hits, is it really just a task with 100 points? You won't be pitted by horses again, will you......
"Qing'er's injuries are not too serious, she is just calling your name in a coma. The current situation is not suitable to disturb the concubine. With that, the prime minister glanced at Minister Xiong.
Before his own people could start playing a round, a message came from the Internal Affairs Office, "The emperor has summoned you." ”
Compared with the gloomy clouds of the prime minister, Chen Shuo can be regarded as jubilant, and when he meets and makes friends with the sixth junior brother after a while, the task will be easily completed, and it is good to have someone above.
While kneeling in the imperial study and waiting, the excited Chen Shuo swayed excitedly.
"Aiqing, let's get even."
Hearing this, Chen Shuo's head was raised suddenly, and his heart seemed to be frozen, the emperor was not Chu Ci.
"Bold, the new champion dares to look directly at Long Yan!" A shrill voice screamed.
Chen Shuo, who woke up in shock, his eyes drifted to the prime minister, trying to attract the attention of the other party.
As a result, people knelt on the spot without squinting, as if they had lost their sense of hearing.
"It doesn't matter, he's just over-frightened. Aiqing, what do you think? The emperor's indifferent eyes shot at Aiqing, who was kneeling on the ground without saying a word.
"The minister thinks that the state has national laws, and the family has family rules, and since Liu Hao has offended the saint, it must not be tolerated. Heavy fines will be imposed to set an example. ”
The emperor's eyes flickered, and he originally wanted to warn him that all the glory and wealth were just his own rewards, and even life and death were just a matter of his own words.
Unexpectedly, the prime minister took the new son-in-law to open the knife, it seems that there are other inside stories in it?
Chen Shuo, who was kneeling on the side, thought to himself: The black-hearted prime minister wants to borrow a knife to kill people, but it also depends on whether this knife can be borrowed.
After replying, the prime minister also felt that he was too anxious, and hurriedly confessed: "Please atone for the emperor's sins, the little girl in the family is still unconscious, and the minister will lose his honor in front of the palace if he is worried." ”
"Really?" Questioning casually, the emperor obviously didn't buy it.
"Today was originally Liu Hao and the little girl who entered the palace to thank him, but they met a wandering fugitive on the road, and the little girl volunteered to be a hostage for the safety of her husband. If it weren't for Jing Zhao Yin's help, the consequences would be unimaginable. ”
Chen Shuo, who was puzzled, looked at the prime minister and actor next to him who was in tears, this mouth can really make the dead alive, and you have to praise your little girl as a chaste martyr!
It seems that I don't plan to falsely accuse other people, and yes, I haven't killed an important person, and it's not easy to splash dirty water on others!