This farce turmoil finally ended with Zhang Xiaomeng and Hao Bin being unanimously identified as by the people in the riding group, and in the face of this ending, Zhang Xiaomeng really wanted to die, especially when he saw the fat man Hao Bin still looked indifferent. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hey! What a careless friend! How did you meet this heartless person? ”

"The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it. Glasses! You haven't figured it out yet! Hao Bin dug his nostrils and pretended to say this sentence profoundly.

"Big round face, come here, I promise not to kill you!" Seeing Hao Bin like this, Zhang Xiaomeng almost wanted to kill him, but looking at his size, Zhang Xiaomeng couldn't help it, turned around and walked to the team leader, and asked:

"Hello leader, may I ask, when are we leaving?"

After seeing Zhang Xiaomeng, the team leader first glanced at him with some disgust, and then pretended to be enthusiastic and walked over, patted him on the shoulder proudly, and said:

"We're still waiting for someone, he's coming, we'll go!"

"Oh, that's it! Well, I won't bother you. After speaking, Zhang Xiaomeng wanted to leave here, but the team leader grabbed his arm, patted Zhang Xiaomeng's shoulder enthusiastically again and said:

"Haha. Zhang Xiaomeng, I can't see it! You turned out to be the one. Hearing this, Zhang Xiaomeng wanted to get angry, but the team leader's next words made Zhang Xiaomeng hold back again.

"Don't mind, I don't mean anything else, I'm just happy now, glad I have one less enemy." With that, the leader walked away. But Zhang Xiaomeng looked at the team leader who left seriously, and thought to herself:

"I can't see that such a man with five big and three thick bones is actually a person with a small belly and chicken intestines, the creator is really ****** amazing!"

As soon as the words fell, the fat man Hao Bin appeared in front of Zhang Xiaomeng with a ghostly face, looking at the back of the team leader leaving with a deep face, and muttered to himself:

"Don't you like him, no? Glasses, didn't you tell me you're a straight guy? How can you fall in love with a man? ”

"Get out! Get away from me! Zhang Xiaomeng couldn't hold back any longer, raised her foot and gave Hao Bin a kick, then turned around and pushed her car to a tree shade, turned on her mobile phone and looked at the sweet photo of herself and her wife.

As a result, before it was quiet for 5 minutes, Hao Bin quietly came to Zhang Xiaomeng again, snatched Zhang Xiaomeng's mobile phone, and shouted loudly while watching:

"Hey, glasses, your wife is not bad! Tell me how you kid hooked up with such a beautiful girl. ”

"Ouch! I'll go, you give it back to me! Zhang Xiaomeng jumped up angrily and snatched the mobile phone in Hao Bin's hand, but you know, Hao Bin is 180 tall and weighs 180, and what about Zhang Xiaomeng? With a height of 170 and a weight of only 130 pounds, the scene of them competing for their mobile phones is like an ant shaking an elephant. Power and tonnage are not of the same rank.

Suddenly, there was a fierce quarrel not far away, and only the rough voice of the team leader and the faint cry of an old man were heard not far away.

Seeing that Zhang Xiaomeng didn't come to snatch the phone again, Hao Bin was also bored, looked at the photos on the phone a few times again, and then handed it to Zhang Xiaomeng, but at this time, an accident happened, I don't know if Zhang Xiaomeng didn't catch it or Hao Bin didn't hold it steady, but the phone fell to the ground with a snap.

The mobile phone was torn apart, the battery flew out a meter away, the screen was cracked into pieces, and the respective electric boards were one piece in the east and one in the west, and they could no longer be installed. Since then, Zhang Xiaomeng shook his head, glanced at the fat man, then squatted on the ground, picked up the pieces of the mobile phone piece by piece, sighed wordlessly, and threw the mobile phone into the trash.

After the fat man Hao Bin saw Zhang Xiaomeng's mobile phone shattered, he said sorry vigorously, and also helped Zhang Xiaomeng pick up the fast mobile phone battery one meter away.

"I'm really sorry, glasses. I just ......"

"Hao Bin! I found out that you were a monkey rescuer! Are you here specifically to torture me? After saying this, Zhang Xiaomeng felt that his words were a bit heavy, and finally he sighed again and said again:

"Forget it, it's okay, I didn't take it well just now, so don't take it to heart!"

"Oh! Glasses, I know that photo is very important to you, but don't worry, when I come back from HN this time, I will definitely take you and my sister-in-law to a big photo studio and take hundreds of G photos for you. Speaking of which, Hao Bin also patted Zhang Xiaomeng's shoulder arrogantly.

"I'm divorced!"

After Zhang Xiaomeng said this calmly, he turned around and walked towards the place where the quarrel had just happened, he also wanted to know what happened just now, why did the leader of the five big and three rough teams not get away with an old man?

As a result, as soon as he got closer, he saw a group of people talking about something around the leader from a distance, and under the shade of a tree not far away, an old man with gray hair was sitting there quietly, while Li Li next to him didn't know what he was telling him.

"Ugh! Li Li, what's going on? Why is this uncle sitting here? ”

Hearing Zhang Xiaomeng's voice, Li Li raised her head and looked at him, then instinctively took a few steps back and said:

"Well, this old gentleman is the last member of our group on this ride. Originally, everyone thought that the old gentleman was too old to go out with us, but later, the old gentleman rode his bicycle around the second ring road again and again to practice riding, so everyone thought it was better to let him join! But today ....... Speaking of this, Li Li paused, not knowing how to continue.

Maybe the old gentleman doesn't want to embarrass Li Li! He spoke.

"I want to take my wife with me, I've been married for decades, and I haven't traveled well, and I'm going to take her with me this time."

After speaking, the old gentleman took out a box in his arms, then gently wiped off a small broken leaf on it, and muttered to the box:

"Old woman, don't worry, no one can separate us this time. Didn't you always nag me to ride with me to HN like the boys? I'll definitely take you to HN this time, definitely! ”

After speaking, the old gentleman's tears flowed unconsciously, but the old gentleman was afraid that his tears would fall on the box in his arms, so he held his head high and looked straight into the distance until the wind blew away his tears.

Looking at the old gentleman's stubborn appearance, Zhang Xiaomeng beckoned to Li Li, then stepped aside and said softly:

"The old man is holding an urn in his arms! The quarrel between the team leader and the old man just now was also for this urn! ”

Hearing this, Li Li said with some indignation:

"Yes! They are really, what age is this, and they are taboo about this, usually they boast that they are not afraid of the sky and the earth, but as a result, it is good now, they are afraid of the urn in the old man's arms! ”

"And what is their attitude now?" Zhang Xiaomeng glanced at the old man again and continued to ask.

"What other attitude, isn't it just to leave the old gentleman and leave the company in a group." Li Li was very unhappy and walked towards the leader.

It was at this time that Hao Bin suddenly walked in front of the old man, respectfully helped the old man up, and then patted the old man on the shoulder very enthusiastically and said loudly:

"Hey! Old man, cheer up, we still have a long way to go? With your state of mind, how do we get to HN! ”

"Oh oh! Oh, yes! I want to be energetic, I must go to HN Saying, the old man put the box in his arms in his backpack, and then pushed his bicycle energetically, followed the fat man Hao Bin step by step to the leader.

And just when he passed by Zhang Xiaomeng, the fat man Hao Bin also glanced at Zhang Xiaomeng with a provocative face, and said loudly:

"Look at what! Glasses, I didn't know each other after just a minute apart! Let's go! Haven't you always wanted to go? I still want to wait here to receive a boxed lunch! ”