Section 17; The encounter between the fat man Hao Bin and Zhang Xiaomeng
Lin Hao's words deeply hurt the fat man's simple heart, a simple person, he regards his friends as the whole of his life. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 As a result, now that the fat man's best friend Lin Hao said such heartless words, the world in the fat man's heart collapsed, and he calmly packed his backpack and disappeared.
After the divorce, Zhang Xiaomeng found himself in the words of his ex-girlfriend, and he decided to go to Guangzhou to find his ex-girlfriend, so he chose a way to challenge himself, that is, to ride to Guangzhou.
"The evening breeze blows the pine waves, and the wind chimes sound like heaven. Stand in the silence of the city and let all the hustle and bustle go away ....... Listening to this familiar song, Zhang Xiaomeng shook his head and rode a bicycle to the assembly place of this group cycling.
Because it was the first time to ride, Zhang Xiaomeng looked up various cycling strategies on the Internet, and also searched all over the world for riding friends who could travel in groups, and the hard work paid off, and he really asked him to find a group to go to HN's riding friend group, so he joined the team composed of more than 20 young men and women.
The weather is nice and sunny today. At nine o'clock in the morning, Zhang Xiaomeng came to the assembly place, and saw more than a dozen men and women in groups not far away, chatting with each other, playing and making noise. Looking at this group of young people exuding youth, Zhang Xiaomeng's mood was also mobilized, and he also walked over with a smile on his face, and when he was about to open his mouth to answer, he was interrupted by a fresh and beautiful woman with long hair fluttering.
"Hello, are you Zhang Xiaomeng? I am the finance of this riding group, my name is Li Li, you can call me Xiao Li. ”
The moment she saw Li Li, Zhang Xiaomeng instantly felt a burst of youthful breath rushing towards her. Li Li in front of her, she is 1.65 meters tall, dyed long orange hair, and wearing a refined sportswear, which reflects her ******** good figure.
"Oh, hello!" Zhang Xiaomeng, who lost her mind in an instant, held her glasses in embarrassment, and hurriedly said.
"Hee-hee! Please sign your name here and pay the 128 RMB tour fee. As she spoke, Li Li handed over an A4 piece of paper, only to see that more than a dozen names had been signed on it.
Zhang Xiaomeng quickly found his name, and then scribbled his name, took out his wallet and asked casually:
"Didn't the group say that there would be no fees? Why do you have to start collecting money now? Originally, Zhang Xiaomeng still didn't want to join this riding group, but under her mother's repeated questioning, Zhang Xiaomeng couldn't say that she wanted to ride in Guangzhou alone! In order not to worry her mother, she signed up for this group by the way, but now she has to collect money, and Zhang Xiaomeng still has a little worry in her heart.
"Oh, that's the case, when you go out, it is inevitable that there will be various situations, so the team leader will charge you a part of the tour fee first according to past experience, and then after arriving at the destination, the rest of the tour fee will be refunded to everyone." Li Li said with a smile.
"Oh, that's right! That's really embarrassing, I'm spending the burden of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. Zhang Xiaomeng scratched her hair and handed the money to Li Li very quickly.
"Haha. You're so funny! , still a villain, a gentleman? After Li Li took the money, she took advantage of the situation and covered her stomach and smiled.
And at this time, a tall boy came over and helped Li Li, who was smiling, to lean forward and lean back, first looked down at Li Li with concern, then raised his head and looked at Zhang Xiaomeng with an angry face and said:
"What's going on?"
Glancing at this very impolite boy, Zhang Xiaomeng didn't say a word, turned around and walked away, and Li Li knew her boyfriend's personality, so she immediately suppressed her laughter and said in front of the boy.
"It's okay, don't worry, he just told me a joke." As he spoke, he patted his boyfriend's strong arm and said again, "Okay! Let's go! ”
Under Li Li's comfort, the boy first glared at Zhang Xiaomeng fiercely, and then turned around and pulled Li Li's arm and walked towards his group, and just when they were halfway there, Li Li inadvertently turned her head to Zhang Xiaomeng and showed an apologetic smile, and spit out her pink little tongue very naughtily.
"What a cute little girl!"
Zhang Xiaomeng couldn't help but shake his head, and when he was about to turn around and leave, he looked up and saw a big round face only 0.01 cm away from his nose, which startled Zhang Xiaomeng, and then said while retreating:
"Ha, buddy, I'm a straight man, not close to men!"
Hearing this, the big round face instantly leaned back and turned back with laughter, and then squatted on the ground, covered his stomach, and said breathlessly:
"I'm sad that big black bull's girlfriend was amused by you, I found out you're a funny genius!"
"Do I have it? Speak human words! Zhang Xiaomeng looked vigilantly at the fat man who was squatting on the ground and laughing.
"Ahem! Cough! All right! Don't look at me with your little mesmerizing eyes, I'm a straight man, and I'm not close to men. Well! I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Hao Bin, I am also one of the members of this riding group, it is a pleasure to meet you! ”
After speaking, the fat man Hao Bin stood up and stretched out his big fat hand. Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaomeng couldn't pretend not to see it, he always remembered that it was more beneficial to have one more friend than one more enemy when he went out. In this way, the two men in their lives met, and they all relied on the friendship formed by this riding tour HN to survive countless hardships and dangers in the future.
After getting to know him, the fat man Hao Bin, who was lively by nature, changed his name to Zhang Xiaomeng "glasses" after seeing Zhang Xiaomeng wearing a pair of glasses, and Zhang Xiaomeng, who was unwilling, also immediately called the fat man Hao Bin "big round face".
"Hey, I'm talking about glasses! You're too fierce, aren't you? Just arrived at this riding group and began to flirt with the leader's girlfriend. Hao Bin said this with a serious face, and then when he saw Zhang Xiaomeng a little angry, he said again with a flattering face shamelessly:
"Hehe, I just like you like this, when you see a beautiful beauty, you go on, it doesn't matter whose girlfriend he is." Speaking of this, Hao Bin paused again, raised his big round face, looked at Zhang Xiaomeng with a confused face, and looked at Zhang Xiaomeng with goosebumps all over his body, and then the fat man Hao Bin continued:
"Huh! Glasses! My good brother, can you teach me a few tricks so that I can catch a girl. ”
Listening to Hao Bin's twitter, Zhang Xiaomeng originally wanted to lift his feet and walk away, but when he heard Hao Bin say that he would let him hand him over a few tricks, Zhang Xiaomeng couldn't help but want to spoof him.
"Hehe, you!" Zhang Xiaomeng looked at Hao Bin's big round face repeatedly, and from time to time lifted Hao Bin's greasy and greasy chin with his hand. To continue:
"Hey, I think you'd better go to South Korea!"
"Go to South Korea, you mean that my appearance is very popular in Korea." After speaking, Hao Bin raised his hands, puffed out his biceps, and then patted his big chest like a gorilla, and said proudly:
"Hahaha, yes, look at my body type, this figure, then going to Korea will really fascinate a large number of Korean MM! Hahaha! ”
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaomeng's heart was spared, only to see him glance at Hao Bin in a state of spring with disgust, turned around and walked in the direction of the team leader, he really wanted to consult when to set off and which route to take, so that he also had a bottom in his heart!
But before Zhang Xiaomeng went far, the fat man Hao Bin used his weight of 180 pounds to brutally bump into Zhang Xiaomeng's thin body, and with a snap, the fat man Hao Bin and Zhang Xiaomeng fell to the ground and hugged each other tightly.
At this time, from a distance, it feels like a large ball of meat is strung on a bamboo skewer. But these Hao Bin didn't know, I saw him say in the most sensual tone:
"Brother, you are really my own brother! Thank you for showing me the way, haha! "Wow, two big sausages were printed on Zhang Xiaomeng's face.
"Ahh I'll go! ”
Zhang Xiaomeng, who just wanted to say hello to Li Li, instantly came up with this foul word, and Li Li was also frightened by the scene in front of her, she didn't know why the sunny and humorous uncle just now became a in a blink of an eye? This is what she can't understand the most.
In the laughter of everyone, Zhang Xiaomeng held the big sausage pressed on his cheeks with both hands, and then looked at Li Li, who was a few steps away from him, with a wry smile on his face, and said:
"It's not what you think, he and I just met!" Speaking of this, Zhang Xiaomeng didn't know what to say, only to see him push away the fat man with a confused face, and then said again:
"I, what I want to say is, let this dead fat man go to Korea for plastic surgery!"
"Ahh Perverted! After Li Li screamed, she covered her eyes and ran away quickly, leaving only Zhang Xiaomeng and Hao Bin staring at each other.