Chapter 0395: The Time to Catch the Rape
The smell of wine in Chang'e's mouth is bigger than mine, and she said a heartfelt sentence: "With you by your side, I will no longer be lonely from now on, and why do women stretch their sleeves, it is because of ......"
Before he could finish speaking, he heard the gray-haired old man shouting, "Master, the nun asks to see me!"
"Nun, why is she here?" I panicked like a thief, unable to find a place to hide.
Chang'e patted me lightly on the back and said, "You're so small, just hide inside! ”
I felt that it was not safe to hide anywhere, and I panicked for a while, so I had to resign myself to fate.
Chang'e was drunk and smoky, staring outside and shouting, "Rest! Let her come tomorrow!"
Immediately came the nun's voice: "I saw it come in with my own eyes;
Chang'e took a few sips of wine, was very excited, and asked stupidly, "What kind of place is this......?"
The nun stopped talking to Chang'e and shouted in a loud voice: "Husband, come out quickly!
Outside, there was a roar from a white-haired old man: "You dare!"
Chang'e couldn't hold it back, threw me inside, got out of the toad's mouth, became bigger, opened the door directly, deliberately let the nun see it and asked, "What's what?"
The nun pulled out her left eye, threw it into the house, flashed brightly, went around, stared at the toad bed for a long time, flew back, got into the eye socket, and understood it completely.
Chang'e saw the problem and said nonchalantly, "That's impossible; ”
The nun doesn't have to worry about it, she has to see it with her own eyes to be reassured......
The white-haired old man pulled out his talisman sword, his eyes were red, and he roared like a bull: "If you don't go away again, I'm going to cut people!"
The nun flashed, took the black whisk in her hand, and faced the gray-haired old man and asked, "Why don't you let me find it?"
Chang'e saw the problem, so she could only say: "This is not a place for you to go wild;
I'm like an ant on a hot pan inside, and I can't find a place to hide, and I look like I'm about to be caught.
I heard the nun's voice from afar: "Husband, I see you, come out quickly!"
I trembled with fear, a feeling that only those who steal can understand, and with the strength of the wine, I am about to speak......
Chang'e's voice came from outside: "I said no, just no?"
The nun was beside the bed, her voice was close, she stared at the toad bed and said, "It's inside; ”
Whether she can see through it or not, Chang'e doesn't know, and throws out a sentence: "Find him out and take a look?"
The more I listened, the more frightened I became, and I cursed in my heart, "Why don't nuns get drunk?"
However, this doesn't help much, and it feels like rummaging around the toad bed......
I was in a hurry, and when I shrank hard, I couldn't see, and crept out of the toad's mouth......
Finding that the nun was stupid, she pinched it everywhere on the toad bed with her hands......
I had no choice but to fly into Chang'e's ear and whisper, "I'm leaving!"
Chang'e smoothed her voice, squeezed me tightly and asked, "Did you find it?"
The nun pinched and pinched, making it very embarrassing, and barely showed a smile and found herself an audience: "Maybe it's hidden? I haven't found it yet, but I can wait here!"
Chang'e lowered her face and asked, "Do you know what kind ......of place this is?"
The nun was very depressed, how could she not have seen it thrown here? This old man is too good at throwing it, why not throw it elsewhere?
She couldn't figure it out when she died, she didn't want to leave, but she couldn't find a reason, so she could only walk out of the door depressed......
The gray-haired old man followed closely with the talisman sword, and when he saw the nun flash with his own eyes, he disappeared......
What the hell is she? The gray-haired old man was puzzled, standing by the door, reporting what had happened to Chang'e......
Chang'e thought about it for a long time, and asked into her right hand, "Hey, can you introduce her situation?"
Actually, Chang'e didn't know what to call me, and she couldn't find a proper name......
I thought about it for a long time and said, "Let's call me Princess!"
Chang'e listened vaguely, so she put me in her ear and asked again......
After learning about the situation, he had another plan: "In the future, I will call you the rabbit master!"
I don't mean anything? I asked several times to figure it out. Suddenly, the body floated out of the ear, staggered, and flew away through the window......
Chang'e had an obvious feeling, and opened the door in a panic, but she was still a step late, and she searched everywhere with her fairy eye, but she didn't find it, and she had many suspicions in her heart......
With a violent wave, the wide sleeves "whirred" and blew the object "hush" loudly; but still found nothing; did you fly with wings? shouted into the distance: "Master rabbit, where are you?"
I couldn't hear, I didn't even know where I was, I felt dizzy...... A strong feminine breath, packed with ......
When my body moved, I shook it with a lot of force, and I was crooked......
The voice came out: "Husband, don't want to leave me! How long has it been, and I don't know how distressed I feel! Do you want to see my wife become an old woman?"
I heard it: "It's a nun, how can it be ......"
I had a reaction in my heart, and I wondered if she could hear it......
The nun took me out of her body and changed me to the size of a jade rabbit, and only then did she understand how she could have such a strong femininity......
The nun did not want to speak, so she threw me into the air and cried out in a whisper: "Little lamb, do not leave behind your sister!
The moonlight in the sky was clear, and it fell on the two of us......
Since marrying a nun, I haven't studied it properly, will I be older than Chang'e? I know from the woman's breath that an old woman can't have ......
The nun shouted as she flew: "Little lamb - don't be cranky! Sister Fang is twenty years old, and she is still a virgin!"
It seems that the time has come to study her, and I don't know where to go? I have to ask, "Do you want to build a fairyland?"
The nun had already planned to come here, it was very unfamiliar, and it made it difficult to create a fairyland......
I became a meek little lamb, obediently following her......
The nun flew and came in a moment, and it was a pavilion, like a mirage, standing high in the clouds, and it was impossible to see if there was a guard around it......
I looked carefully with the eye of fire, and there seemed to be no one around, so what was this pavilion for?
All the buildings are black, and even the pillars and glazed tiles are all the same color......
The nun was bold, dangled by the door, and without a sound, stopped on her knees, and shouted, "Is there anyone?"
It's so close, and there's no response, what the hell is going on?
Confused, the nun grabbed me from behind and threw me gently......
As soon as I landed on the ground, I fled desperately, and I was so frightened that I cried out: "What if something strangles my neck?"
The nun pulled me aside and crept in, tentatively, "Anyone?"
Still no response, is there anyone who wants to think......
"Bang", the door is closed!
The nun and I were stunned, neither the "haha" laughter nor the strange sound......
In a flash, Chang'e appeared, stared at it and said, "As I expected, it was you who robbed the rabbit owner." ”
What did you rob? The nun glared and asked, "Is being with your husband also called hijacking?" You really think of a way to give other people random names!"
Chang'e replied unequivocally: "From now on, he will be called the master of the rabbit! You should understand what happens when a man and a woman are in the same bed?"
The nun thought about it for a long time before she said, "I don't see it, and no one will admit it!"
Chang'e is very lonely, and she can't say too deeply...... Like the generalissimo of the canopy, the mutton was not eaten, and he was very angry.
Seeing that something was wrong, the nun waved her hand, shrunk me, flew into her hand, and bounced up......
Chang'e threw out a streamer and wrapped it around the nun's lap several times......
I could only use the fairy eye to look everywhere, but I didn't find it, I used the invisible eye instead, and I saw that the nun turned into a dot, dangling around, and couldn't fly far......
The gray-haired old man showed up, but he didn't have time to speak......
Chang'e panicked and ordered: "Capture the demon nun!"
The gray-haired old man was depressed in his heart, and he longed to break my body into ten thousand pieces and stomp ten thousand feet, but he couldn't relieve his hatred...... He deliberately raised his talisman sword high and shouted to the sky: "Kill him!"