Chapter 0394 I didn't expect to have an affair with Chang'e

Reluctant to leave, Fuzzy Sister held my hand tightly and flew in directly through the window......

I couldn't help but exclaim, "It's so beautiful!"

In addition to the magnificence, there are beautiful peony flowers, lotus flowers and toads, and the patterns are vivid and real......

On the third floor, in a huge room, there is a large feminine toad bed, which is clearly patterned and without blemishes......

Flattened head, with the mouth facing up, on which a person sleeps as if in the mouth of a toad......

The nun stood by the bed with envy, and said something in her mouth: "How nice it would be if I had such a bed! ”

People may not understand that it is not the sweetheart who is closest to them, but the neglected bed, which revolves around them like a patron saint all the time......

There is no guide here, so it's all up to you to see, and you can see it with your eyes......

Although the wives have built such and such fairylandies, there has never been a fairyland as beautiful as others! Could it be that Sister Chang'e deliberately made her fairyland like a palace......

Chang'e finally appeared in front of me, followed closely by the gray-haired old man, always touching the talisman sword in one right hand......

Before I could ask: Chang'e looked at the nun's face, observed it, and shouted, "Follow me!"

Flying out of the third-story window, Wangnu, the eldest aunt, and the fuzzy girl were already outside—looking around, not knowing what was hidden in their hearts......

Chang'e led everyone into the first floor of the small pavilion, which was steaming and there was no one to be seen......

Everyone is curious, but they can't ask, look everywhere with their eyes: the first floor is empty, and there is nothing?

I don't know what you're doing here, but the house is beautiful......

I can see the shadow of a toad everywhere, why do I always decorate it with such a thing? I have a strange brain, leaving a question mark, I wonder if other people are like me?

Chang'e let us gather together, there was nothing, I don't know what to do?

With a flick of her hand, a huge table appeared in front of her, large enough for ten people to eat, and a large toad chair, on which she always felt like she would move......

Chang'e blew a breath of fairy breath on the table with her mouth, and saw it slowly disperse, revealing dense dishes on the table......

Count by hand, and there are at least five that are carefully made from the body of a toad......

I don't know who shouted: "Wow" is so beautiful......!

A peony flower is placed in a large plate, vivid, gently clip a small petal and put it in the mouth, why is it so crisp and fragrant, fresh and tender?

There were also seven or eight little toads, obediently lying on the plate, and no one suspected that it was a dish......

In front of so many people, Chang'e bit off the head of a little toad and ate it, then put the body into my small plate and said, "Taste this." ”

I picked it up with my chopsticks and was about to put it in my mouth......

The nun asked, "Can I eat this?"

The gray-haired old man stood aside and stared and said, "Yes!"

I remembered: Wu Gang brewed a lot of osmanthus wine back then, why didn't he see it on the table?

Chang'e ordered: "Cover the light, bring the osmanthus wine!"

I didn't see him go away, but he shook his hand, and a small wine bottle, ten centimeters high and five centimeters in diameter, appeared, and one was placed in front of each person and said, "Drink as much as you want!"

I have a big opinion, such a thing, drink as much as you want! Isn't it enough to stuff your teeth?

None of the wives spoke, and only Wang Nu counted the heads: she pointed with her hands one by one: "There are aunts, nuns, fuzzy sisters, me, and myself; there are only five, and there are six people with Chang'e." ”

There were still four empty seats at the table, so why not let the gray-haired old man sit down?

I remembered, there were also white girls, little black men, all plus, there were only nine......

Chang'e was not afraid of offending people, so she introduced to everyone: "Don't worry about it! They can't be at the same table with us!"

I have always been thinking about one thing: who is the gray-haired old man in the moon?

Chang'e held a small wine bottle and shouted: "Drink, drink!"

I picked up the bottle and looked inside, and in addition to the wine, there was a little toad bouncing around in it, and I wonder if they saw it......

Chang'e seemed to know what I was thinking, and said to everyone: "The toad in the wine bottle can never be drunk; this is the meaning of attracting wealth; you don't know it, it should belong to the ......."

I don't believe it, I have to drink it in my mouth, and let the money fall into my hands......

The drink began, and Chang'e sang a poem to the meal: "The beautiful banquet is for the guests; the eternal love is true; the handsome man floats the ghost, and its taste is like spring." ”

Wang Nu shouted loudly: "Broken poems, broken poems! I have never seen such a broken thing!"

Chang'e was not angry, and said, "Take your poem and read it to everyone?"

Wang Nu couldn't read it for a long time, so she pointed her finger at me and shouted, "Husband, help!"

I wanted to show off in front of Chang'e, but I drank a few more sips and became even more presumptuous; I sang loudly: "The fragrant girl's skirt is fluttering; can you doubt the fortification; faintly hook my soul; deep and hidden." ”

Wang Nu stared at Chang'e with a pair of expectant eyes and asked, "How is it?"

She sent away with one sentence: "Wonderful, wonderful!"

The eldest aunt frowned and asked, "What's the wonder?"

Chang'e shouted loudly: "Drink, drink! ”

Of course I thought, "With such a small bottle, I drank it all in one gulp, and saw where the toad in it was going to flee?"

Who knew that the eldest aunt was busier than me, took one sip after another, and shouted, "Why are there still so many?"

I put the flask to my mouth and poured it straight into it, I couldn't swallow it before I took it away, coughing desperately - the spit in my mouth was flying everywhere, and the food on the table was gone......

Chang'e pretended not to see it, and Wang Nu scolded: "Isn't it okay to slow down? It's like you've been hungry for hundreds of years and haven't eaten anything, and you don't look like anything at all!"

The nun sipped it gently with her mouth, although it was osmanthus wine, it was spicy and not delicious at all!

The eldest aunt was different, and while drinking, she shouted vigorously: "Good wine, good wine!" for fear that people would not know.

It seems that I am the only one coughing, and the fuzzy girl does not react at all......

The gray-haired old man asked, "If forty-five degrees is not enough, let's have something sixty-five degrees, okay?"

I shook it with my hand, and the gray-haired old man didn't understand it for a long time, so he gently brushed his hand over the mouth of my bottle and said, "It's seventy-five degrees!"

Chang'e didn't stop it, but just said casually: "Seventy-five degrees is the same as alcohol, drinking it can kill bacteria." ”

As soon as this sentence came out, everyone scrambled to ask for it, especially the eldest aunt shouted the most fiercely: "If it is eighty degrees, won't it kill even more?"

Everyone's is 75 degrees, but my aunt's 80 degrees, as soon as I drink it, it becomes 25 degrees; I roll my eyes, lie on the table and sleep, no matter how I shake it, I won't wake up, and my mouth is still dripping with long saliva......

Wang Nu didn't drink much before she got drunk, and she talked nonsense: "Today, my husband sleeps on my right side, and Sister Chang'e sleeps on my left." We were all rolling around on the bed of the big toad, and we couldn't get our heads out......"

Fuzzy sister is not so drunk, and said everything in her heart: "My husband is so sweet, I didn't almost get drunk to death! One day is far from enough, and it's best to stay for 10,000 years, and don't leave!"

The nun didn't drink, and of course she wasn't drunk at all, so she grabbed me tightly and whispered, "Let's find a place!"

I was already drunk, and I pushed the nun away with my hand, and said nonsense: "I want to sleep with Sister Chang'e, her big toad bed has never been enjoyed, especially when she smells fairy, she will faint me!"

The gray-haired old man was unwilling, glaring at his eyes and humming: "Let you drink less urine, but you won't listen! Can you say such shameless words? Beware that I will cut off your dog's head with a sword; no one will look at the beasts!"

Chang'e shouted at the top of her voice: "Okay! Disperse! Cover the light, help the handsome man to the bed to rest!"

The gray-haired old man had a big opinion, and he "hummed and chirped" tightly sealed my moonlight collar with his hand, raised it high, and threw it out of the door violently, and fell into the third floor of the pavilion, just resting his head on the toad's beak.

Chang'e appeared in front of me, staggering, and the wine played tricks in her brain, shrunk me into my hand, and flew in the toad's mouth......

I don't know how old Chang'e is? She looks very young, and she doesn't know when she cooks raw rice and cooks ripe rice, so why doesn't Hou Yi want her......

If I don't get drunk, I'm sure I'm going to push her away...... I remember that when I took the peony fairy's plate, I felt that people were very old......; I didn't expect Chang'e to ......

It seems that her beauty can only remain in people's hearts, however, the years of regret have worn her into an old bone, and she can no longer find the feeling of a young woman......