When I woke up, I was lying on a soft grass. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info what's going on? How did I get here? As I was thinking, the rustle of the grass where I was lying startled me and I quickly sat up.

Only then did I realize that where I was lying was a meadow, it was clearly a room covered with weeds. The sloppy man was pressed to the ground by me, and said in a soft voice, If you don't get up again, I will be crushed into paper by you.

I had my hands tied behind my back and my feet tied with hemp ropes, so there was no room for struggle. It's just a bully meal, is it necessary to be illegally imprisoned?

I pressed him hard again, complaining to him, "If you hadn't eaten the overlord meal, how would I have been locked up here." "He was pressed to the ground by my stocky fat body for a long time, and he couldn't breathe.

"Are you trying to hide the essence of you also eating overlord meals?"

This kid's eyesight is quite good, and he can see at a glance that I also eat overlord meals, but I haven't eaten them yet. Suddenly, I thought of something, and I crushed him hard again.

"Say, how do you know English?" There was a wave of doubt in my heart, some worries, and some joy.

"English? What English? "He's still quibbling.

I pressed him hard and warned him, "If you're not honest, don't blame me for crushing you into a meatloaf." I made my body a few more weights, and he was overwhelmed by me, and he couldn't stop yelling.

"I said, I said, I'm not from here, I'm from the future."

I laughed, he really came from the crossing, it seems that I am not the one who crossed. I quickly let go of him, and finally found a companion, but I didn't want to crush him for nothing.

When he saw me let go of him, he gasped for breath, and his pale face gradually returned to blood. I couldn't stop nodding to him and said I'm glad to be lucky, I'm just like you, I've crossed over. When he heard me say this, his eyes widened, and he said that you came from time travel, and then quickly changed his face, and he looked disbelieving, "Who are you fooling?" Do you think I've never eaten pork? ”

"You don't believe it?" I asked rhetorically.

"Of course, your body, crossing here, must not be squeezed out of shape by you? Besides, how much time you're wasting on that scale. ”

I looked down at my fat body and wanted to kick it over, "Damn, Lao Tzu is a man in modern times, and after he died, his soul crossed and possessed this fat woman." ”

When he heard me say this, he spat on the ground, "Who are you fooling when you hit the evil spirit?" When I'm a mallet isn't? Soul crossing, I'm a staunch materialist. ”

"Once, so did I. But since I came here and seen and happened so many things, I feel that materialism and everything is a floating cloud. I agreed with him and asked, "Are you still now?" ”

He thought for a moment, "It should be counted, half!" ”

I told him about the things that were unique to our time, WeChat, Alipay, Taobao and the recent popular movies and TV series. He looked confused, not understanding what I was talking about. He said that in his time there were only BB machines, PHS, large supermarkets and so on.

His words made me vomit blood, and I asked him what age he was when he came here, and he said 1999. I went, there was a difference of several decades, and I said that I came from 2020, a well-off society in an all-round way.

He asked me suspiciously, what are those things in a few decades, there is no end of the world? I said yes, the end of the world or something only exists in movies, songs and novels. In the 21st century, mobile phones are all smart. With a machine in hand, I have the world.

He nodded excitedly, it turned out that the world was not destroyed, his eyes were full of yearning, and suddenly became sentimental again.

I asked him what was going on? After he spoke, I realized that he was really a real loser compared to me.

His name is Chen Ruoshui, and he came here differently from me, not soul travel, but time travel.

Chen Ruoshui is a senior graduate of a university in 1999 and is about to graduate and find a job. Before he could find a job, his girlfriend broke up with him. He was very angry, and finally found a job in a large state-owned enterprise, and on the way to demonstrate to his girlfriend and make a gesture of goodwill, he was struck by lightning and thunder in the sky, and he thought that the end of the world had come.

When he woke up, he found that he had come to a completely unfamiliar world, the world he was in now, and he had been there for two years.

I asked him if he had been here for two years? He nodded, because it was a time-space transition, and his appearance was still the same as before, and he did not become another person. Hearing him say this, I was a little envious that he could exist in this world so intact.

On the other hand, I, who used to flirt with girls, has now become the object of flirting, wrong, whether I look like someone is teasing or not.

I nodded to him very hard, "That's right, now that we have come to this world to sympathize with each other, we are all outcasts by God, and we should cooperate with each other." Let me introduce myself first, my name is Ji Mohan. ”

He asked me again, are you a woman? I shouted that I was a man.

Chen Ruoshui laughed, no matter what, everyone is from the same place, so let's make friends.

"If you want to make a friend, you have to go out of here first. I was also arrested for eating overlord meals. ”

"Are you suffering from severe amnesia, are you eating overlord meals? It's not easy for everyone to come here, so don't blame each other and dump each other. Some pots are used to carrying them on their backs. ”

I don't carry your pot. Just as I was about to speak, I saw Chen Ruoshui slowly put down the rope tied to him, and he was free. I was dumbfounded and asked him how he did it.

He was smiling in front of me, saying that work needs to be developed. After he came here, he needed to survive, he couldn't write calligraphy, he didn't believe in fortune tellers, he was a science student who didn't feel anything about classical Chinese, and he was forced to make a living and finally developed the perfect unlocking Dafa.

"What is the perfect way to unlock Dafa, isn't it just rummaging through boxes and cabinets and stealing things, are you embarrassed to be a dignified college student? Don't untie it for me yet. "I punctured his ******** lies.

He came over and helped me untie it with two brushes, and I moved my muscles and punched him in the face. Grabbing his hand and grabbing him to the ground, he didn't react and kept saying that I was ungrateful.

I contemptuously told him that this is not ungrateful, how to say that I am also a messenger of justice, the nemesis of evil, although the police who maintain social order, although I think about it, when I was a policeman, I did not do any great achievements, but I did not drag the police station back.

"In this era, the police are not in vogue from time to time. Don't put garlic in your nose and pretend to be a rhinoceros. ”

With a bang, the closed door opened, and the two of us looked sideways, and there were three people standing at the door, their figures in the backlight, and they couldn't see their faces clearly. The man waved his hand, and the two men behind him swarmed up and pinned us to the ground again.

"I finally broke free, but you made trouble for me, and I can have a teammate like a pig like you." Chen Ruoshui, who was pressed to the ground, said angrily.

In a moment's anxiety, I forgot the most important thing to escape, and smiled at him embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, sometimes my brain is a little stuck in traffic." ”

"Block your sister, your brain is not flooded, it is drowned." He wanted to say more, but he was gagged in an instant.

A black figure walked in and squatted in front of the two of us, and I could see his face clearly, a young man in his twenties, with clear eyebrows, single eyelids, and snow-white skin.

He smiled at Chen Ruoshui, "Life is a game of gathering and dispersing. I thought that the fate between us was broken a few days ago, but I really didn't expect that there would be a day to renew the relationship. ”

I almost vomited when I heard his words, it's a, what a mess of fate.

"Nie Bing, I told you that I'm not, I'm not, why are you chasing after me?" Chen Ruoshui pleaded with Nie Bing.

When I saw that the two of them were in a male relationship or something, I didn't bother them quietly, and I said that fortunately I am a woman now, otherwise I might not be pursued.

"You have to figure out one thing, it's not that I'm chasing you, it's that you sent it to the door yourself. Tongfu Inn is my family's property. This time, you can't run away. ”

I thought to myself, it turned out to be a rich second-generation.

Nie Bing pulled out a soft sword from his waist, and there was no rattling in the air, "You can't run away today, I'm going to kill you." Suffer death, Xue Cheng! ”

Xue Cheng! How has the style of painting changed? I looked at Chen Ruoshui, didn't he say that his name was Chen Ruoshui?

"I'm not Xue Cheng!" Chen Ruoshui screamed miserably.

I chuckled in my heart, there was something strange about this, so I shouted "Cut" first, so I shouted and waited. The sword in Nie Bing's hand didn't listen to my call, and stabbed at Chen Ruoshui fiercely.