Chapter 012: It is necessary to complain in English in order to attract many high-quality foreign young men and women to come to communicate
Seeing that the emperor was in a coma, my head was full of black lines. Pen~Fun~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Emperor, Emperor, aren't you cheating on me, if I call someone, Lord Dutong and the stupid pig-like Imperial Guards will think I did it. Originally, I couldn't clear my suspicions, wouldn't it be chaos on top of chaos.
I can't open the door and go out, there are so many bodyguards outside the door, won't I be exposed when I go out?
There was no way, I could only squat on the ground and wait quietly for the emperor who was lying on the ground to wake up. While waiting, he examined the wound on the emperor's arm.
Stretching out his hand and pressing it gently, thick black blood flowed out of the wound, sticky like a foul-smelling black sesame paste. What did Xue Cheng use to make the emperor like this? The claw marks were very obvious, and I made up a picture of Xue Cheng dancing with teeth and claws in my mind. The style of painting is a bit strange.
After a while, the emperor woke up, his lips were dirty, and they were as black as lipstick coated with punk heavy metal.
He was poisoned.
"Your Majesty, how are you feeling?"
"It doesn't feel like much, it's just that I pass out every half hour. The doctor also looked at it, but he couldn't see any symptoms. ”
"I guess your poison can only be unraveled by Xue Cheng, and the so-called bell must be tied to the bell."
"So I'll leave this task to you." The emperor said to me sincerely, I said in my heart that you can really get off the donkey, can you be more sincere?
The emperor continued: "Actually, I still have a secret ······"
"Okay, Your Majesty, don't say it. It's good to keep some secrets in your heart, and you don't need to tell them to me. "I blocked the emperor's words and didn't let him say any more. Secrets are a thing that has a buy-one-get-one-free relationship with the things behind it, and the more you listen to it, the more things you buy one get one free.
Listen less to secrets and care for life.
The emperor saw that I was not interested in hearing his secrets, so he stopped talking about it. "Then, please help find Xue Cheng to get the antidote first, fat girl, I believe you." He said as he reached out and took my hand.
"Okay, since I promised you, I will do it. But I have two requests. ”
"You threaten me, and you dare to make a request!" The emperor's eyes widened with anger, and his face suddenly changed.
I punched the emperor in the face, can you say that I threaten you every time I make a request? What am I threatening you? I'm just making demands, and demands and threats are clearly two different stakes.
The emperor drew a dagger and put it around my neck. I closed my eyes and nodded very seriously, stretched out my index finger and put it in front of the emperor, "Understood, my request is reduced to one." I'll help you find Xue Cheng for an antidote, so what should you do if you look for the murderer of the tragedy? Lin Xian is still at large. ”
"My life counts! I'm the real thing. ”
Emperor? My God, sister, in the era I live in, everyone is equal, and no one's life is more important than anyone. It seems that in the future, the emperor will be taught a lesson in the core values of "everyone in the world is equal", ideological and political lessons.
"You must find Xue Cheng to get the antidote within three days, otherwise you will ······"
"How else?" I asked.
"Otherwise I'll hang up."
"What's the matter with me that you're hanging up?" As soon as the words fell, the emperor grabbed my arm with his fingers stained with black venom, and I only felt a hot pain in my arm, as if I was poking my skin with red-hot tongs, this emperor's heart was really black.
"Okay, now you're just like me. Three days is not only to find an antidote for me, but also to find an antidote for you. ”
I covered my wounds to prevent the gas from spreading, resentful in my heart, but helpless. The emperor waved his hand and told me to hurry up and find the antidote. People were under the eaves, and they had to bow their heads, so they could only look for Xue Cheng.
"I'll be waiting for you here in three days. Otherwise, you and I will die. ”
"Alright, don't be verbose."
walked out of the room, turned his head, and found that he was in the yamen just now, thinking that the Taiping County Order had also poured the ancestral mold ashes, and the emperor regarded the county government as a palace.
Walking on the bluestone streets of Taiping County, my heart is in turmoil, where to find Xue Cheng? No clue. Then I thought of Bai Yonghui, this kid has no righteousness, and he urinated on his own in thousands of troops, which caused me not only to be arrested, but also to be infected with poison. If it were in my time, I don't know if a drip or something would get rid of the toxins in my body.
Thinking of Xue Cheng, I have doubts, why did Xue Cheng assassinate the emperor? Could it be that the emperor has any relationship with him? What is the reason for Lin Xiaohuan to find Xue Cheng? Lin Xiaohuan said that she has important clues, what are the important clues?
Lin Xiaohuan limited me to find Xue Cheng within two days, and the emperor limited me to find Xue Cheng within three days? I must also find Xue Cheng within three days, otherwise it is no joke to die of poison.
Xue Cheng, Lin Xiaohuan, and the emperor's seemingly distant three people, what brought them together? Love triangle?
Walking on the road, the more I think about it, the more I can't figure it out. Grunting with hunger, touching all over her body, there is not a penny, why does Qin Hongmei not have a penny, is she a poor ghost?
Phew, what Qin Hongmei, I don't call this name, my name is Ji Mohan, okay!
Or does his name sound connotative and down-to-earth. Although Qin Hongmei is also down-to-earth, the strong local atmosphere sounds awkward.
Since you don't have any money, you can only eat an overlord meal or something.
Walked to the door of a restaurant called "Tongfu Restaurant", looked at the name on the plaque, thinking about how this inn was so familiar, and I couldn't remember it for a while.
When the shopkeeper saw me enter the door, he casually beckoned the guest officer to take a seat, and then beckoned the other guests to go. I found a seat and sat down and asked for a piece of lo mein, but I couldn't wait for the lo mein to be served, and my stomach was grumbling with hunger.
Just as I was about to get angry at the shopkeeper, a bowl of noodles was pushed in front of me. When I looked up, it was a scholar wearing a scarf. His face was fair, his smile was toothless, and he had a bit of Ning Caichen's style.
"Girl, if you're hungry, you eat first." He said.
I pushed the bowl over, "How can that be, you better eat first." "In the face of strangers, always be polite and say no.
"It's okay, you can eat first. I'll feed the pigs with this bowl of noodles. ”
I was stunned, scolding? I returned it to him, "It's okay, it's better for you to eat, you're so thin, don't eat a bowl of fat noodles, how can you let the owner sell it at a good price?" "Do you think that's all you know?
He pushed the noodles back to me, "You should eat it, after eating, the owner must be very happy, fat but not greasy and chewy." ”
I returned the bowl again, "In the feudal era, in a patriarchal society, you men should eat first." ”
"Respect the old and love the young, ladies first, Ladyfirst!"
I heard him say something in English and was stunned, "What did you just say?" ”
"No, it's nothing!"
"I'll go, no, you just said something in English." I pushed the bowl, but he didn't catch it, and the bowl fell to the ground with a ping-pong thud.
"Do you understand English?" The man was also very surprised, his eyes staring straight at me, and his facial expression showed disbelief.
When the shopkeeper saw that we had broken the bowl, he walked up to us and asked us angrily who broke the bowl and who should pay for it? The man and I pointed at each other at the same time and said in unison that he would pay for it!
Then he said in unison again, "Obviously you broke it!" ”
I'll go, why is it so synchronous!
Before I could react, he immediately stood up and ran out the door. At this time, I realized that he was also a bully eater. If you run, won't I run? I also stood up and ran to the other side of the door.
As soon as he took a step, there was a bang, and the back of the head was hit hard and he fell to the ground. Who hit me? And as he fell to the ground, I saw that the man also fell at the door.
Eating overlord meals and encountering black shops, is this called black eating black? Also, who is he?