"Medicine can't save the Chinese!"

A young man in white threw the iPhone in his hand to the ground and stepped on it angrily. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

As a result, the Apple mobile phone actually became a refinement, and I saw that the mobile phone was floating unhurriedly, and the dust on the body was shaken a few times, and he sneered in a very soft voice.

"Metaphysics can't save Africans!"

"You apple, say it again, believe it or not, I'll throw you into the river!"

"You should know I'm waterproof."

"You! Then throw you into the dung pit, I don't believe you can still prevent dung! ”

"I'm your golden finger~ If I don't have it, my life would be hopeless!"

As soon as he stopped saying this, Gong Shangyu became even more angry, yes, he was indeed not a martial arts cultivator, and he had not achieved any results in his cultivation for fifteen years. Fortunately, as a noble traveler from the earth, he naturally can't do without a golden finger, otherwise how can he dominate the other world?

But......

"You're good, it's okay if you don't say it! Tell me what kind of cheat you gave this TM? ”

"It's all a specialty of the illusory world! Each one is powerful!" Apple is confident in what she produces, and her pride can be seen in the sonic images on the screen.

"You're embarrassed to say it! Over the course of fifteen years, I've struggled to find four fantasy crystals and create four games. A "Contra", a "Super Mario", a "Mountain", and now "Ship R". ”

(Note: "Mountains" is a Galgame, "Ship R" domestic ship girl mobile game, fantasy crystals can only be ingested by the little, and they can't be seen.) ）

"Isn't it all good?" At this point, Apple seemed a little weak-hearted.

"What a fart! It took me a year to complete the Contra One Life level, and you gave me a revolver? There are no bullet supplies yet! ”

"It's a gun!" Apple is colorful.

"That's it, what did that Super Mario give me after clearing the level? Mushroom! TM's is also poisonous! It almost killed me! Gong Shangyu roared, and at the same time interrupted the apple who wanted to explain with a wave of his hand, and continued.

"What the hell is that "Mountain" in the end! Is that thing played by a normal person?! yoooo, WTF!Why do they have JJs? ”

"And! What kind of genetic optimization potion did you give me after playing this game! After drinking, it will look like this! After speaking, Gong Shangyu pointed to his delicate and lovely face.

"Isn't a cute boy great?" Apple seems to be a matter of course.

"......" Gong Shangyu paused, then grabbed the apple and fell to the ground, stomping on it, anyway, this guy is very resistant to Nokia.

"Don't! Spare your life! I don't dare. ”

It wasn't until this apple begged for mercy that Gong Shangyu let her go.

……

On the way home, Gong Shangyu sighed a little that his luck was so low, was it because he was playing with guns? No, no, no, Lucky E and the like are superstitions, and we have to believe in science.

"Little, you said I can't get out of Sister Lion, what is the reason? Could it be that the recipe is wrong? No, this is my careful calculation! But why are they all heavy patrols and elementary school students? ”

Because Gong Shangyu is on a mountain trail, he is not too worried about being heard by others. As for why he came to such a remote place, it is because his apple is invisible and cannot be seen by others, and it would be terrifying if others saw him talking to the air and pressing things indiscriminately.

By the way, in addition to being invisible, the Apple can also transform and become any mobile phone product he knew before, such as now becoming an Apple watch and wearing it on his hand.

"Isn't it a schoolboy who is great?"

“……”

"Don't! Other! Other! Don't! ……”

Gong Shangyu casually untied the apple, and then aimed at the deepest ravine and threw it down. Then he left without looking back, anyway, the guy would fly, and he would be back in half an hour anyway.

Ten minutes later, Gong Shangyu returned to the market, and the apple flew back to his shoulder.

"Why are you so unsympathetic? Deal with girls like this, see how you marry a wife in the future! ”

"Uh...... If you think that mobile phones are also divided into men and women, I have nothing to say! Gong Shangyu said with a look of disdain.

"It's all said that I'm not a mobile phone, I'm a ......"

"What is it? You mean, huh? ”

"It's not a cell phone anyway!"

Gong Shangyu shook his head and didn't care too much, he had asked this question many times, but she was still reluctant to answer the little, probably because there was something hidden.

The world that Gong Shangyu crossed over is a world with many supernatural phenomena, and he is now the third young master of the first family in Longyun City in the southern part of the Sage Continent called Yunmeng Kingdom. He also has two older brothers named Gong Shang Jiao and Gong Shang Zheng (zhi).

Although this continent is largely talking by fists, strength equals everything. But the Gong family is still very enlightened, even if you don't have any talent for martial arts cultivation, you won't say anything like expulsion from the house. After all, the development of a big family depends not only on force, but also on financial and political power. Therefore, those who do not have high cultivation potential will be sent to learn business and politics.

He will be 15 years old in a few weeks, and Gong Shangyu is also going to learn business with his second uncle, after all, his cultivation talent is really not good, there is no way to deny this. This is also the reason why he is eager to rely on the little to obtain the genius Dibao to optimize himself, and it is really this reason that he stupidly drank the "genetic optimization potion" without understanding the situation.

Just think about it!

Gong Shangyu saw that the time was still early, and every time it was time for lunch, he didn't plan to go back so early, so he walked around this lively street market.

"Sugar gourd ~ sweet and delicious sugar gourd, two copper plates in a string."

"Baked cakes, freshly baked baked cakes, three copper plates and one piece."

……

Longyun City is a second-tier city in Yunmengguo, and the street market here is quite lively, looking at the dazzling array of goods and the flow of people, Gong Shangyu feels that his mood has become a lot better.

I bought a sugar gourd and licked it, but why did Gong Shangyu always feel that the eyes of the people around him seemed to be a little wrong?

It seems to be ...... Wretched?

"A beautiful boy in Longyun City was so hungry and thirsty that he licked and ate an unknown rod on the street."

At this time, the voice of the little sounded in Gong Shangyu's head. Immediately, Gong Shangyu reacted, and roared at the lewd men around him with some annoyance: "What are you looking at?!" Lao Tzu eating sugar gourd is in the way of you! ”

Fortunately, although Gong Shangyu's voice was not so rough, it was not as neutral as his appearance. Therefore, the men around him who watched him eat sugar gourds and showed obscene glances all showed uncomfortable expressions as if they had eaten.

But one or two seem to be getting more excited?

One or two people seemed to want to come over and teach Gong Shangyu a lesson, but they were persuaded by the kind locals next to them and explained Gong Shangyu's identity, and those people immediately ran away.

This made Gong Shangyu secretly say that it was a pity, such a good opportunity to pretend to be slapped in the face was gone. It's not that he blows, in this Longyun City, few people dare to do anything to Gong Shangyu. Who doesn't know that the Gong family is a local force with a history of more than 200 years, and the young master of the Gong family, you are looking for death!

Of course, there are generally no special circumstances, and the people of the Gong family will not cause trouble, and the children of the Gong family will be severely punished.

If a family wants to take root in a region for a long time, it must have a good relationship with the local people. Just like whenever there is a natural or man-made disaster, the Gong family will help the civilians, so it can continue to flourish here for more than two hundred years.

"Yo! Isn't this Miss Gong Jiada? ”

At this time, a very obscene and unbeaten sound came, Gong Shangyu's face suddenly sank, and when he turned around, it was a roundabout kick, and the result was a blue ball of meat flying out three meters away.

"Oops, my ass."

Before the blue-clothed fat man could stand up, a black shadow enveloped him, it was Gong Shangyu who looked like he was going to kill.

Suddenly, the fat man in blue withered, and a tiger landed on the ground, lying on the ground and begging for mercy.

"Brother Yu! Brother Yu! I really didn't mean to, spare me! ”

Gong Shangyu kicked Doramon with his foot and said fiercely: "If you dare to say a word about Miss Gong in the future, I will make you a Miss!" ”

"Yes! Be! Be! The fat man in blue, Doramon, got up with a smile on his face, and then patted the dust off his body as if nothing had happened.

Doramon is the son of a number of new owners in Longyun City, don't look at him as an idle fat man on weekdays, but his business talent is not bad at all, and he has now taken over the business of several big restaurants in Longyun City.

Because although many people have settled in Longyun City, they have a very low posture, and he is a business family, and his business is mainly engaged in management, and there is not much dispute with the interests of the Gong family who are mainly engaged in transportation. So the two families seem to be relatively peaceful, of course, what kind of dirty deal is behind this, Gong Shangyu is not very clear.

Because Doramon and Gong Shangyu are the kind of people who don't have much talent for cultivation, they became friends after meeting by chance. At first, Doramon met and misidentified Gong Shangyu's gender, and was beaten violently. I don't know if this fat man will call Gong Shangyu "Miss Gong" from time to time, and then he will be beaten violently.

"Brother Yu, where are you going to eat? I have a new chef at Qingquan Restaurant, and his skills are good, do you want to try it? Doramon didn't know where to take out a folding fan and fan Gong Shang Yu like a dog's leg, obviously he was worried about being beaten again.

"Forget it today, my family heard that there are guests coming, and I have to go home for dinner at noon." Gong Shangyu rejected Doramon's kindness, and at the same time was a little curious about who was here today. Generally, the little people of the palace family will not be received in this family.

"Be careful!"

At this time, there was an exclamation from behind! Gong Shangyu will take a look, a carriage is speeding forward, and a slender woman in Tsing Yi in the middle of the street falls to the ground, the carriage brakes sharply but it is too late, and it is about to be installed!

Gong Shangyu was suddenly overjoyed, is it finally time for me to pretend to be forced?

As a result, Doramon, a Scud, ran over and rescued the woman in Tsing Yi.

Gong Shangyu's jaw was about to fall, he really didn't know that Doramon was such a flexible fat man!

Sure enough, the power of pretending to be forced is great.