Chapter 2 Thirty Years of Hedong ...... belch
When everyone was cheering for Doramon, Doramon said affectionately: "This young lady, are you okay, do you want Xiaosheng to take you to the hospital to have a look." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Fuck you, dare to spoil the good things of the old lady! The business of hundreds of gold coins is yellow! As a result, the woman in Tsing Yi turned around to reveal a pockmarked face of Sister Feng, grinning and revealing her jagged yellow teeth, and scolded Doramon, and the spit splashed on Doramon's face.
it! Spicy eyes!
Combined with the sound of vomiting at the scene, Doramon was petrified on the spot.
Then the pock-faced woman ignored the disdainful glances of others when they looked at her, and got up and walked into the crowd with a curse.
There was no excitement, and everyone slowly dispersed, leaving only Doramon who was still stunned. Gong Shangyu went up and patted him on the shoulder, and forced a smile and said: "Although you failed to save the beauty heroically, you still did a good deed by avoiding a porcelain encounter." β
"Brother Yu, don't say it! I had to go back to the doctor, I felt like my stomach couldn't stand it. Doramon covered his mouth in pain and left as if he had nothing to love.
"Hahaha......" Finally, Gong Shangyu couldn't hold back his laughter.
After Doramon's episode, Gong Shangyu's mood became much better, and seeing that the sun was almost in the middle, he decided to go home, as for the guest, he couldn't take care of it. After all, Gong Shangyu is not the eldest son, nor is he a cultivation genius, and his status in the family will be around the middle and upper reaches in the future, and he can't reach the core level, so he can ignore those things.
Cultivation is so hard, and I don't have any talent, and forcibly cultivating is only twice the result with half the effort. People have only a little time in this life, and it is better to enjoy life if they are so tired to pursue slim hopes.
According to Gong Shangyu's own words: My pursuit of power is just out of interest.
Ten minutes later, Gong Shangyu came to a huge mansion, this is the palace family's home.
As soon as Gong Shangyu entered the door, he saw a carriage, why was it so familiar? Rub it, isn't this the carriage that almost killed Sister Feng just now? I didn't expect it to be my own guest.
It is no wonder that the carriage looks very ordinary when you look closely, but the material of the carriage is very unusual, and you can smell a refreshing fragrance from afar. The most important thing is that the two horses, the sharp teeth that were inadvertently exposed, are not what herbivores should have, they should have demon beast blood.
"Uncle Ji, who is here?" Gong Shangyu stopped the butler who was sending the carriage into the special courtyard next to him-Gong Baoji.
"Third Young Master, you're back. The guests who came seemed to be from the official family in the capital, an old man and two babies, a man and a woman! β
"That's it, it's okay, Uncle Ji, you're busy."
After saying goodbye to Uncle Ji, Gong Shangyu began to think about this problem, the Shangguan family in the capital, he heard that it seemed that there was some business dealings. Is this time to talk about some big business?
Wait a minute! An old man plus a pair of boys and girls! Isn't this a classic divorce episode?!
"Sure enough, as a traverser of the waste material stream, they all have to go through the divorce to grow up!"
Gong Shangyu clapped his hands, and instantly figured out the middle joint, and he himself admired his intelligence!
"Sure enough, at the age of fifteen or sixteen, I'm finally going to get my hands on it! Hahaha! Gong Shangyu couldn't help laughing, and the servants passing by next to him looked at his third young master with question marks on their heads.
"Actually, I have a secret that I have hidden for many years, and I need to tell you today. In fact, you are a traverser of the teasing stream! At this moment, the voice of the little came to his head.
"Lose you little!" Gong Shangyu skillfully untied the little that others couldn't see, and threw it into the distance. Then he walked towards the living room.
"Ah~"
Uncle Ji, who had set up the carriage in the other courtyard, suddenly felt a pain in his head, his eyes went dark, and he lay on the ground motionless.
Gong Shangyu was thinking about what he was going to say at the scene of the divorce, and it seemed very compelling. At the same time, a feeling of anger began to brew.
Right! Be angry! Although I don't know when I have such a fiancΓ©e, maybe my parents set it privately when I was a child?
No matter what, you must be very angry when you are divorced, so that you can motivate yourself to explode the small universe!
Before I knew it, I had arrived at the door of the living room. Gong Shangyu found that the servants around him had been dismissed, the door was also closed, and a faint voice came from inside.
"It looks like it's already started."
After Gong Shangyu muttered to himself, he walked slowly to the door with a solemn expression, and at this time, a female voice came from inside.
"He's a piece of waste now, why should I marry him!"
Sure enough, it's a divorce, I was right! Ha ha! And it came at the right time!
"Bang!" The door slammed open.
Gong Shangyu stepped forward and said angrily: "Thirty years of Hedong...... Belch. β
It turned out that everyone in the living room looked at Gong Shangyu who suddenly broke in with a confused expression, and was angrily writing a book of resignation, and Gong Shangjiao was stunned.
Seeing that the situation seemed to be different from what he imagined, Gong Shangyu asked weakly: "Divorce?" β
The crowd nodded.
"Who's?"
"Your big brother."
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It's embarrassing!
Gong Shangyu coughed lightly, silently exited the living room, and closed the door casually.
As a result, Gong Shangyu made a fuss, and this divorce ended hastily after Gong Shangjiao made a vow to find the field back in three years.
But the Gong family is still very angry about this incident, after all, it is still very shameless to be divorced by the woman's family. What is the most important thing about the extended family? That's right, it's face!
As the eldest son, Gong Shangjiao has always been a role model for many brothers and sisters, and his cultivation talent is known as a once-in-a-century encounter, and he has already cultivated to the fourth star of the wind rank at the age of thirteen, you must know that their father is also the contemporary patriarch Gong Xingyun who has cultivated to the ninth star of the wind rank, and he is already the top existence of Longyun City.
It's a pity that this genius, who is expected to break through the Ya Rank and become a top existence, has inexplicable physical problems after the age of 13, and his strength has declined all the way, and Gong Shangjiao, who is now almost 16 years old, barely maintains one star in the Wind Rank. It's really the fall of a new star, and it's suffocating. This also made him bullied in front of everyone, and now that he has been divorced, he really doesn't know what he will be hit.
The people of the Shangguan family did not stay after the marriage, and soon left the palace family.
"Second brother, I think we have to give some color to the people of the Shangguan family, so that they know that we are not so easy to bully." Lying on the eaves and looking at the carriage of the Shangguan family speeding in the distance, Gong Shangyu said to his second brother Gong Shangzheng.
"This Shangguan family is really infuriating, but if we are found out in this way, we will be severely punished." Gong Shangzheng and Gong Shangjiao are twins, and they are very angry that their brother was bullied, but he is more honest and he doesn't really want to do this.
"There is a slaughterhouse outside the city, and a batch of cattle and sheep was just brought in this morning, and they should not have been slaughtered yet. I'll go over there and open the bullpen secretly, and when they're almost there, you can send me a signal in the mirror, and I'll set off firecrackers. Gong Shangyu told the second brother about his plan.
"Is that really good?" Gong Shangzheng was still a little hesitant.
"Don't you want to be angry for your big brother?"
Thinking of his eldest brother's lonely look when he was bullied, Gong Shangzheng clenched his fists and nodded: "Okay, I'll do it!" β
"Okay, remember to give the signal, you can go home secretly, I can run by myself."
After saying that, Gong Shangyu jumped off the eaves and ran towards the slaughterhouse.
"Xiao Yu, be careful!"
"Got it!"
It's lunchtime, and the butchers have gone to eat, and the dozen or so fat cows in the pen are unattended.
"Although the security of Longyun City is very good, you are too relieved, right?" Gong Shangyu said on his lips, and he didn't stop in his hands. The bullpen was opened, and then the prepared firecrackers and fire folds were taken out, and waited for the signal of the second brother.
It wasn't long before a light and shadow flickered on the wall next to it. Gong Shangyu immediately lit the firecracker and threw it into the bullpen, turned around and ran.
"Crackling!"
"Moo!"
The sound of festive firecrackers disturbed the quiet herd, and the alarmed cattle ran out of the cattle pen frantically and rushed down a roadway built to facilitate the herding of cattle.
At this time, in the carriage of the Shangguan family, Shangguan Zi'er was complaining indignantly to the teacher next to him: "What kind of garbage palace family genius, even one star of the wind rank is unstable. I've broken through the four-star of the Wind Rank, why did he suspend me? β
Lu Guan, a young man who was traveling next to him, said: "Senior Sister Zi'er, don't be angry, this is the palace family who doesn't know how to lift, and wants to ......."
"Be careful!"
Xie Liting, the elder of the Lingyun Sect next to him, who was really closing his eyes and recuperating, suddenly opened his eyes and picked up the two of them with both hands and broke out of the car.
At the same time, all of a sudden, the cattle collided with the carriage, and the cart overturned on its back.
After putting down the two of them, Xie Liting drew his saber and swung out a few sword qi to split the two oncoming cows in half.
"It's a pity."
Gong Shangyu, who was hiding in the distance and wanted to watch a good show, sighed that he had underestimated the monk's sensing ability too much. As a result, none of the people who should have been injured were injured, and it was a tragedy for the groom, but he didn't care so much.
"That's right! And this thing. β
Gong Shangyu suddenly thought that he didn't have a little?
"What do you want to do? I warn you, don't think of any ideas. The little felt something and spoke first.
"Little, turn into Nokia form."
"Don't!"
"You're me to try! Suppress you in a pickle jar for three months. β
Under the obscenity of Gong Shangyu, the little finally turned into a magic machine - Nokia.
"Who's better? Well, it's you, Shangguan Zi'er! β
"You're pretty good at pretending, aren't you? I'm sorry for you little! β
After finding the target, Gong Shangyu swept the little, threw her out with all his strength, and then ran away without looking back.
If you don't run away after loading, it's over.
"Senior Sister Zi'er, this sun is so vicious, I'll block the sun for you. Do you see if it's cool...... Yes! β
Reckless pipes hit the streets!