Chapter 3 Brother, I'll take you to the Great Health Care!
"Big brother, I brought you half a roast duck and half a catty of sweet potato roast, you can eat it. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Gong Shangyu casually found a restaurant in the city for lunch, and then guessed that his brother who had been hit should not be in the mood to eat, so he packed something and went back. Delivered to the room of the palace merchant corner.
"Sister...... Bah! Brother, don't worry about me, I've already thought about it, and I'm not the same person I used to be. Although Gong Shangjiao didn't know why Gong Shangyu would buy these strange things, he was very happy, and at the same time confidently said that he was fine.
"Big brother, you have something to do, but you can hold it back a million times. If you want to tell me, I keep it a secret in the dark. My character is absolutely guaranteed, and I didn't even say anything about stealing my cousin's panties last time. Gong Shangyu patted his chest with an oath.
"How do you know about this?" The secret was revealed, and Gong Shangjiao suddenly blushed.
"It was I who accidentally passed by and saw you jerking off."
"Don't! Other! Other! Xiao Yu stop, don't say anything! Gong Shangjiao is now a little embarrassed, and he wants to cover Gong Shangyu's mouth with his hands in shame.
Gong Shangyu took a few steps back to dodge, and then continued: "I know that the eldest brother is agitated in adolescence, this thing is normal, in fact, if you are really hungry, I can take you to the great health care." ”
"Hey~ big brother...... Eldest brother...... Why are you closing? Gong Shangyu still wanted to say something, but he was pushed out of the door by Gong Shangjiao, and then closed the door to prevent him from entering.
Gong Shangyu smiled helplessly: "It seems that the eldest brother should be fine, and sure enough, after the divorce, there will be a qualitative change?" ”
Then, Gong Shangyu was thinking about whether he should ask his father to help him find a fiancée, and then let her get out of the marriage? By the way, in this case, the second brother also has to find one, after all, the second brother's qualifications are also very ordinary.
In fact, in this way, the fiancée divorce industry can establish multiple companies and then make an industrial chain. Arrange the matching of fiancées, arrange the time of divorce, and cure the sequelae of divorce. What a huge untapped market!
After I set up such a company in two years, those waste materials with a large population will be saved, which is really gratifying!
"I'm a fucking genius!" Gong Shangyu was impressed by his ingenuity.
But now the top priority is to go back to the room to sleep, busy at noon, strangely tired.
However, when passing by the martial arts arena, Gong Shangyu happened to meet his cousin Gong Zihan, who was practicing secret skills, so he stopped to watch.
Under the scorching sun, on the martial arts arena, a pretty purple figure stood quietly in the middle. The breeze was blowing, the green silk was fluttering in the wind, and Gong Zihan's whole person seemed to be integrated into this breeze.
At this time, a fallen leaf floated in front of Gong Zihan, and she moved. In an instant, a sword light flashed through Gong Shangyu's eyes. After Gong Shangyu was slightly dazzled, he found that Gong Zihan had already finished his work, and walked towards him after taking a deep breath.
"Sister, good afternoon."
Gong Shangyu greeted Gong Zihan with a smile, but his eyes focused on the complete fallen leaves that were still flying in the sky.
This is unreasonable, shouldn't the fallen leaves theoretically be split in half? Could it be that my cousin failed? Oops, isn't that embarrassing? No, I have to pretend I didn't see anything.
"Xiao Yu, what do you think of what my sister just now - "Reverse Blade Sword"?" Gong Zihan seemed to be embarrassed by her failure at all, and instead asked about Gong Shangyu.
"This ...... Sister, look how beautiful that cloud is. In order not to embarrass his cousin, Gong Shangyu hurriedly wanted to change the topic.
"It's cloudless today." Gong Zihan said.
"Uh......" Gong Shangyu looked up and saw that Nima was really clear in the sky.
In this case, Gong Shangyu could only comfort Gong Zihan: "Actually, sister, don't be discouraged, people, it's normal to make one or two mistakes." ”
"Mistakes? I didn't make a mistake, did I? ”
"This ...... Sister, that fallen leaf has not been split. ”
"I didn't want to split that leaf."
"And who are?"
"I'm splitting your belt." Gong Zihan pointed his finger at his cheek and replied very cutely.
The "......" breeze is blowing, and the balls are a little cold.
"You pervert! I knew I shouldn't have approached you! Gong Shangyu yelled angrily, lifted his belt and ran to his room.
"Xiao Yu, what are you shy! It's not that I haven't seen ......" Gong Zihan looked at Gong Shangyu who had escaped, and said with an evil smile.
Back in the room, Gong Shangyu hurriedly found a new pair of pants, put them on quickly, and then lay on the bed without love.
Gong Zihan is the only daughter of his second uncle, born a few days earlier than the two brothers of Gong Shangjiao, and has been a naughty child king since she was a child. In the past, when she was young, everyone called her the eldest sister, her cultivation qualification was very high, second only to the palace merchant corner back then, and now she has broken through the threshold of three stars of the wind rank, and it has been more than half a year since she reached four stars, and her strength is the best in the new generation.
Gong Shangyu's known monk level is the third order of "Feng Ya Song", each level has nine stars, and each three stars is a bottleneck. Among them, the three-star wind level is the dividing point between monks and ordinary people, and most people cannot break through.
And the elegant rank is the dividing point between a master and an ordinary monk. Those who can reach the rank of chant are called a generation of grandmasters, and they are passed down in the world.
The highest combat power of the Yunmeng Kingdom today is the emperor of the royal family, who has reached the terrifying Nine Stars of the Grace Rank, and may break through the Song Rank at any time.
It's strange to say, Gong Zihan likes to tease Gong Shangyu for many younger brothers, and I don't know if it's because he looks cute and looks like a bully.
"What? Feeling hollowed out? "It's the voice of a little.
"What did you say I fell for just now? Actually went to see Gong Zihan to cultivate? Haven't I been taught enough? Gong Shangyu didn't know how his IQ went offline just now.
"Actually, it's the awakening of your own Shake M soul. By the way, isn't that feeling of exposing your nakedness to someone else's body exciting? Does it feel like a new world has been opened? Why don't you try it all naked? The little bewitched with a very reasonable face.
"Fuck your sister! Sleep! If you say it again, I'll take you to suppress kimchi! Gong Shangyu threw the little under the bed, and then lay on the bed and took a nap.
When he woke up, it was already evening, Gong Shangyu tidied up his clothes and went to the dining room for a casual meal.
The sky was dark, the stars were shining, and a bright moon hung high in the sky.
In the martial arts arena, Gong Shangyu saw that his second brother was sweating, practicing this secret technique that ordinary palace family children can practice-"Splitting the Wind Chop", and couldn't help sighing.
His second brother is a very diligent and hardworking person, but I don't know if it was the eldest brother who took away the cultivation talent that belonged to the two of them, resulting in the second brother being twins but with very poor qualifications, and only by spending more time could he catch up with the cultivation progress of ordinary children. I can see my second brother in the martial arts arena every night, no matter how windy or rainy.
But is there anything worse than Nima? Thinking of this, Gong Shangyu couldn't help but complain, the second brother can still make progress through hard work, and he even broke through to three stars some time ago. I didn't even reach one star! Of course, being lazy is also one of the reasons.
After watching the second brother's practice for a while, Gong Shangyu himself came to that familiar position and sat down.
Under the shade of the trees, by the clear spring.
Gong Shangyu's practice is called "Wind Words", which is different from the Gong family's foundation-building exercise "Qingfeng Decision". Because after Gong Shangyu was tested since he was a child, he found that his qualifications were extremely poor, and his body was not suitable for wind attribute exercises, and it was difficult to achieve any results from practicing other exercises.
Therefore, in desperation, his father Gong Xingyun prepared for him this widely circulated exercise "Wind Words" on the mainland.
According to legend, "Wind Words" is a practice left by the founding emperor of the Sage Dynasty five hundred years ago, and it is a heavenly exercise. But this exercise is very peculiar, and it can be found everywhere in the Sage Continent, but there are only a few people who have actually been able to practice it and achieve great success in the past few hundred years.
This is a heaven-level exercise that can ignore qualifications and rely on chance and epiphany.
Anyway, Gong Shangyu also has the heart to be a salted fish, with the mentality that hope is better than nothing, and he readily accepts this exercise, anyway, he is not the kind of diligent person, which is just right.
Before I knew it, it was already time for the child, and Gong Shangzheng had already gone back.
Gong Xingyun didn't know when he appeared next to Gong Shangyu, looked at Gong Shangyu's pretty face that appeared in the moonlight and sighed: "Hey~ It's a pity Xiao Yu, why aren't you a girl?" ”
Then Gong Xingyun shook Gong Shangyu's shoulder with his hand.
"Huh? Is it dawn? Gong Shangyu was woken up from his sleep and said in a bit of confusion.
"Xiao Yu, go back to your room and sleep, you'll catch a cold when you sleep outside."
"Ahh Father! I accidentally fell asleep. Finding out that it was actually his father who woke him up, Gong Shangyu hurriedly stood up and explained.
"It's okay, you don't have to worry, I know your situation and character, I won't force you."
Gong Xingyun seemed very loving, and he was not angry about Gong Shangyu's cultivation and sleeping, if Gong Shangjiao was found to be lazy in cultivation, it would be a blessing not to break his leg.
Cultivation is full of comparisons, just like when Gong Shangjiao was rising, many people echoed it, and when it declined, although the other Gong family disciples were not very good at bullying him on the surface, they secretly ridiculed Gong Shangjiao a lot.
The bullying of the strong against the weak, this is the rule of nature, and it is also the nature of human beings, there is no way.
But it's strange to say, but for Gong Shangyu, a guy who has no cultivation talent and is lazy every day, everyone seems to be very tolerant. On the one hand, it is because although Gong Shangyu is idle, he is not careless. On the other hand, it's probably because he's cute?! Sure enough, this is a world of faces.
Gong Shangyu once suspected that he was being raised as a mascot......
"Father, why are you still here at such a late hour?" Gong Shangyu was also a little strange, why Gong Xingyun came back here.
"Ugh." Gong Xingyun didn't answer, but looked at the sky with a worried face, and said after a while: "Xiao Yu, you go back first, I'll stay here alone for a while." ”
"Okay, then I'll go back first, father, don't stay too late, go to bed early." Gong Shangyu was also helpless, so he could only retire now.
Gong Shangyu also understood that what his father was worried about was nothing more than the cultivation of Gong Shangjiao and the future of the Gong family.
After all, as a descendant, only Gong Shangjiao and Gong Zihan have cultivation talents, and as a result, one genius has fallen, and the other is a woman. It is generally impossible for the patriarch of the Gong family to pass on to a woman, so the Gong family can only select qualified heirs among the side children.
Gong Shangyu shook his head helplessly and left the martial arts arena.
In the silent martial arts arena, only Gong Xingyun was left alone, looking at the moon alone, and sighed: "Why is Xiao Yu a boy? ”
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