Chapter 080: The pit you dug yourself, no matter how deep you are, you have to jump down
In order to escape the control of the evil girl, Ah Shui simply did everything. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ ο½ο½fo
took her to eat, and while she was not paying attention, she added ingredients to her bowl, but Ah Shui brought it up, and the girl said that they should eat instead.
Ah Shui was unwilling, her face changed, and Ah Shui could only eat the food full of ingredients in pain.
When visiting the West Lake, Ah Sailor was itching and wanted to push her into the lake while she was not paying attention.
When she looked at Su Causeway and Bai Causeway and lingered, Ah Shui stretched out his hand and pushed him. The girl happened to turn around, and Ah Shui threw herself into the air and fell into the lake.
Ah Shui bought a dagger, thinking that she would scare her by pretending to be a masked person while she was not paying attention.
When passing through the jungle, Ah Shui retreated behind the girl, and when she was covering her face, the girl turned around and saw it, and Ah Shui was so frightened that her soul flew away.
Ah Shui said that he wanted to play a game of peek-a-boo with her, so he had to cover his face first.
The girl smiled and said that the pet was really considerate, and Ah Shui was very itchy.
With a good face, Ah Shui was secretly happy in his heart, and pulled out a dagger and prepared to hold it against the girl's throat. There was a rustling sound, and a group of masked men emerged from the jungle next to it.
The leader said to Ah Shui: "Brother has worked hard, we want money, not life." But don't think that if you dress up like us, we won't recognize you. β
Seeing that so many people who were exactly the same as Ah Shui suddenly appeared, the girl clapped her hands and shouted happily: "I am so happy that pets shout out so many pets." β
Ah Shui yelled: "Don't be too happy, I'm not in the same group as them at all, okay?" β
The robbers pulled out their knives and put them on Ah Shui and the girl's necks, and the girl asked, "Do you want to play peek-a-boo?" β
"Shy peek-a-boo, they're here to rob." Ah Shui said as he took out the silver on his body, and after a few days of tossing, there was not much silver left.
"That's it?" The man in the lead asked.
"I take a little girl on a tour of the mountains and rivers, where does it cost no money? Now that prices are so expensive and it's not easy to make money, do you think I want to bring so little out? I also miss my family and wealth, worry-free food and clothing, every day fragrant cars and BMWs, delicacies from the mountains and seas, but I have that heart, but I don't have that lifeγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»"
The leader snatched the dagger and put it against Ah Shui's throat, "Lao Tzu is here to rob, not to listen to your complaints, take out the money, if you can't get the money, Lao Tzu will kidnap the ticket." β
When Ah Shui heard that he was going to kidnap the ticket, his heart was so happy that he seemed to be walking among the flowers, and he thought that after they had kidnapped the girl, he would order him to go back and get the money and put oil on the soles of his feet.
With all that spare money to redeem her, it's better for me to be chic with the money.
Everyone's knives were on Ah Shui's neck, leaving the girl standing in the distance.
The leader said, "Girl, now that he has been kidnapped by us, within two days, you must ransom him with 500,000 taels." Let's go, we'll have little patience in two days. β
Ah Shui didn't hold back the anger in his heart, why don't you robbers follow the routine, don't others kidnap girls and let men go home to get money? How do you kidnap a man and let the girl go? You can bear to let this girl go back alone and get so much money, in case of an accident or something along the way, can you afford it?
"After talking about it for a long time, you still don't want us to kidnap her? We like to kidnap you, okay? Comments? The leader slapped Ah Shui's face with a knife, "You kid, can you bear such a pretty girl in the middle of our group of men?" We can't bear it. β
Ah Shuixin said that this group of robbers was quite moral, and knelt down with a plop, "Heroes, why don't I go with her?" β
"Do you want to be beautiful?" The leader continued to slap Ah Shui's other face with his knife.
"Girl, you still won't save me? Do you want to watch your pet get wiped out by them? Ah Shui said angrily.
The girl smiled, "Don't you dismiss you as my pet?" Why do you recognize it again now? β
"Admit it, how can I not admit it. A pet for a day, a pet for life. Don't you know me these days, I'm just a hard-mouthed and soft-hearted person. Master, you are the sun in the sky, and I will follow you forever. β
"Really? Won't go back? β
"No repentance." Ah Shui is righteous in his words.
Ah Shui saw that the girl's face had changed, and said in her heart that this matter was done.
The girl spread her hands out, and the flames in her hands burned, looking like a saint from the heavenly palace.
The thieves immediately knelt down and kept kowtowing to the girl, shouting for mercy.
Ah Shuixin said that you can fake it a little more? The girl took out a few gold bars from her pocket and threw them on the ground, "This is your appearance fee, let's disperse." β
The leader picked up the gold bar, "Thank you, boss, next time there is such a good thing, please remember to contact our troupe." β
The group of people took off their clothes, and their faces were covered with big flowers, and they were all a group of singers, rolling and jumping into the jungle.
Ah Shui realized that this was all a ploy used by the girl, and he was cheated again.
"It's you who said it, you want to be my pet for life, don't regret it." The girl looked smug.
Ah Shui slapped his right cheek, and the pit he dug himself had to jump down no matter how deep it was.
Thinking about the people who sang the big play, I fell into deep thought.
Collecting money to do these businesses is obviously our work in the cold water, how can they get involved. It can be seen that the market competition is really fierce now.
In desperation, Ah Shui had no choice but to take the girl to continue playing. Whatever the girl wanted to eat, watch, and play, Ah Shui did her best without the slightest complaint.
I said in my heart that you are a liar, without the slightest complaint, not only in your brain, but also in your stomach thinking about a plan to get out.
Ah Shui smiled, or the eldest sister understands me.
After a few days, the tour was almost over, and Ah Shui took the girl to wander around the street. When she saw the sugar gourd, the girl asked Ah Shui what it was, and Ah Shui was surprised that she didn't know about the sugar gourd.
The girl asked if it was edible?
Ah Shui nodded, of course you can eat it, you can't eat what this person is doing on the street.
The girl pointed to the sugar gourd and wanted to eat it. Ah Shui did not buy it for the girl, but told her that he Ah Shui was the famous little prince of sugar gourds in Taiping County.
The sugar gourd craftsmanship is the best in the world, and she asked the girl if she wanted to eat the sugar gourd she made herself.
The girl heard that he could make sugar gourds, and excitedly pulled him to ask him directly.
I looked at Ah Shui suspiciously, "Do you know how to make sugar gourds?" "I only knew before, Ah Shui would unlock the goods.
"It's my secret weapon." Ah Shui recalled that "when I was living on the streets, I was ...... to make a living."
"You better go ahead and talk about the matter between you and the girl."
"Can't my old stories move you?"
"No, I'm not interested in your previous black history."
"No matter how I say it, I'm also a so-called actor."
"It's not a game of protagonists and supporting characters, let's talk about it."
After returning to Taiping County, Ah Shui took the girl to find an inn, which was not Nie Bing's Tongfu Inn, and he didn't want the girl to know his base.
But he didn't think that he had just settled down, and when he went to the street to buy ingredients, a person appeared beside him and asked him what he was doing like a ghost, Ah Shui raised his head, it was Xue Ning.
Ah Shui pointed to the girl and said that the cousin of a distant relative's family came to him, he wanted to do his best to be a landlord, don't look for him recently, don't look for him, if you find him, you will turn your face with us.
I also asked Xue Ning to bring me this sentence. So that I know that he is being held hostage, and let me find a way to save him.
I was at a loss, Xue Ning didn't say anything about meeting them, and she didn't convey these words to me.
Ah Shui was annoyed, "Damn Xue Ning, play deep." β
After buying hawthorn, rock candy and bamboo sticks, Ah Shui took it to the kitchen to make it.
He had already had a comprehensive plan, putting perverted chili peppers, super viscose glue, invincible laxatives, sweat medicine, croton, and talcum powder in the hawthorn.
I asked what the talcum powder was for, and Ah Shui said that it was useless, that is, there was such a thing on his body. He's a good boy who loves cleanliness.
Carrying talcum powder with you doesn't mean you love cleanliness, it only proves that you don't take a shower.