Chapter 079: The woman whose wind-like thoughts float by is the most headache

After a while, Xue Ning went out with her golden kennel in her arms. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

I said in my heart when did Xue Ning get a dog? Could it be that it was repaired to Nie Bing?

Ah Shui walked in with a bamboo pole full of sugar gourds with a disappointed face.

I asked him what he was doing with so many sugar gourds, reached out and tore off a string of sugar gourds, opened his mouth and bit a hawthorn.

"Big sister, don't eat it." It was too late for him to hold my hand, and the hawthorn was bitten in my mouth.

A heavy mudslide spread in the mouth.

"Ahh It's spicy! It's spicy! "The pepper hidden in the sugar gourd hawthorn is simply perverted, I spewed out countless flames, and Ah Shui's face was blackened by me.

"Water, water." I fanned my mouth with both hands, picked up the teacup on the table, and drank it down.

The tea rolled into the mouth and spurted out like a flood. It's too hot, after so long, why hasn't this cup of tea been cold?

My lips were hot, I hurriedly touched the other cups of tea on the table, they were all generally hot, a cup of dark brown tea was already cold, I didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, picked up the teacup and drank it in one gulp.

After drinking it, it tastes weird.

It suddenly dawned on me that where is tea, it is obviously coffee. "I'll go, who made the coffee?"

Ah Shui snatched the teacup in my hand, took it to his nose and sniffed it, raised his head to look at me and changed his face, "Eldest sister, there seems to be something wrong with this cup of coffee, and it seems to be expired when you ask about it. ”

Expired? I snatched the teacup and sniffed it vigorously, it smelled something.

I quickly put my fingers in my mouth and tried to pull the coffee out. The coffee melted into my body at a ridiculously high rate, and my stomach began to throb and gurgle.

I held my stomach and pointed at Ah Shui and said bitterly, Lao Tzu will clean you up after solving the internal contradictions in a while.

Ah Shui covered his mouth and smiled, looking dazed, it has nothing to do with me, eldest sister, I'm just a passerby who watches jokes.

The expired coffee was so bad that I spent the whole afternoon in the toilet, my body completely transparent, and I collapsed in my chair. Ah Shui poured cold water on a towel and wrung it out and put it on my forehead to help me put down the fire.

"Where did you steal your perverted chili gourd?" I asked.

Ah Shui retorted, "What I stole it, I did it myself." Isn't it very old Beijing? ”

"It smells of fart. Where have you been these days? There are a lot of guests in the Cold Ice Pavilion recently, and they are all too busy, you are good, run out every day, the dragon sees the head and the end, there is a golden house waiting for you to pick it up, and there is Yan Ruyu waiting for you to love? ”

"If only there were, I would like to do too. Eldest sister," Ah Shui's face suddenly became gloomy, and his face was full of dark clouds, "I seem to have hit an evil spirit recently, and I have an unknown thing around me." ”

He said gloomily, and the terrible BGN rang in my ears, and I couldn't stand this 3D movie-like horror movie atmosphere, and I punched Ah Shui to the ground.

"You dead ghost, no one will haunt you, let alone a ghost? Honestly, what have you done lately? Did you provoke the girl you shouldn't provoke again? ”

Ah Shui raised his hand, "I swear, it's definitely not me who provokes the girl, but the girl who provokes me." ”

As soon as I heard it, there was a girl, so let him recruit him from the truth.

He said that a girl was smitten by him.

I stretched out my hand and touched his forehead, saying that it wouldn't be the second disease that caused the brain to be confused, and he scratched my hand, serious and serious.

"It's a real thing."

The girl was a northerner who spoke fluent Mandarin, a skill that Ah Shui had already acquired in modern society in an era when the Chinese language was not yet universal. This is the basis of communication.

The girl from the north got lost in the Jiangnan area, she asked for directions in the northern dialect, and the people in the Jiangnan Wu Nong soft language couldn't understand it, and of course the girl couldn't understand Wu Nong's soft language.

Anxious, Ah Shui appeared.

On that day, he was going to help Grandma Lin escort the freshly baked pine leaf cakes, and rode a bicycle made of bamboo past the girl. The picture suddenly became very slow, the catkins were flying, the waves were crashing on the shore, the soft music sounded, the girl beckoned to Ah Shui, Ah Shui turned his head and smiled at the girl, and repeatedly heard the girl's gentle shouts.

Turning his head to look ahead, the green bamboo bicycle crashed into a willow tree by the river. This incident tells us that we should never look around when riding.

The girl walked up to Ah Shui, who was lying on the ground in embarrassment, looked at him and smiled.

Ah Shui stood up very embarrassed, and as soon as he stood up, shouts sounded on the street in the distance.

The girl's smile did not change, and she took Ah Shui's hand and ran forward. Ah Shui turned around and saw a group of people chasing them behind him, shouting for them to stop.

Ah Shuixin said that if you let me stop, I must stop? Reaching out and grasping the girl's hand tightly, he led the girl into the alley, shuttling left and right, and soon shook off the people who were chasing them.

The two hid in the mountain temple on the outskirts, and Ah Shui panted and asked the girl who that person was?

The girl said that her mother had called her to arrest her.

She escaped from marriage, and because she was dissatisfied with her mother's arranged marriage, she ran away from home at night.

I heard that the water towns in the south of the Yangtze River have beautiful scenery and outstanding people, which makes people forget to return, so they simply come here to play and relax. I didn't expect my mother's information to be so fast, and she soon knew that she was in Jiangnan, so she sent someone to arrest her.

The girl asked Ah Shui Jiangnan what was so funny? Ah Shui sighed, there are more interesting things, people say that there is heaven above, there is Suzhou and Hangzhou below, and only Jiangnan can be compared to heaven.

The girl happily held Ah Shui's arm, "Why don't you be a tour guide and take me to play." ”

Ah Shui pushed him away, "Neurotic, Lao Tzu is very busy, how can he have the leisure to be an escort." Besides, you are still running away from home, and I will take you with me, in case you are caught by your mother, it will be asking for trouble. ”

"Then why did you save me just now?" The girl was a little upset.

"I didn't understand the situation just now, I thought I had a hero-saving American-style romance, but now that I understand the situation, I know that this hero is not good, so I still go back and be a bear. Bye-bye. ”

Ah Shui waved her hand and was about to leave, but the girl suddenly became angry and grabbed Ah Shui's shoulders to prevent him from leaving.

Ah Shui's shoulder hurt, and when he looked down, the clothes on his shoulders burned.

Ah Shui screamed in pain and violently put out the fire with his hands, but to no avail, there was a pool of water outside the temple, and he flew and jumped into it.

The fire was still not extinguished, it was still burning in the water, Ah Shui drank several sips, stood up, and the fire burned more and more. He immediately begged the girl for mercy, and when she asked her if she had agreed, he said yes. The girl reached out and withdrew the flames.

He stroked his shoulder in surprise, knowing that this girl must not be a simple person.

Wronged by the girl's prestige, he can only take the girl around like a tour guide.

The eldest husband can bend and stretch, the abacus in his heart is loud, he is a leading party, as long as he takes her to a prosperous place, he will not worry that those who are chasing them will not find out.

When the time came, she was arrested and went home to get married, and Ah Shui naturally swaggered and patted her ass home. Thinking of the girl's angry appearance when she was caught, Ah Shui was laughing while lying on the bed.

Books about romantic encounters are very beautiful and so on, all of which are deceptive.

It's strange to say, whether it's in Suzhou, or to Hangzhou, or to Jiaxing, the journey was very smooth, and no one stopped it.

Whether they were cautiously shopping or swaggering through the market, the pursuers who had appeared before did not appear.

Ah Shui thought it was incredible, he even shouted on the street that she was here, come and catch us. People passing by just took him for a psychopath.

What's going on?

When the girl saw Ah Shui's behavior, she laughed and said that he was very cute, and that she wanted to keep him as a pet, and that she loved him as much as his dog.

Dog your sister, Lao Tzu is a person with an independent consciousness and an independent personality, okay, you are a second husky when Lao Tzu?

The girl stretched out her hand and stroked Ah Shui's head, the palm of her hand was cold and hot. He felt this power, and was worried that the girl would be angry and he would be wiped out, so he couldn't hold back and dare not speak out.

The girl smiled, "You have to thank me, if I hadn't called those people to chase me, how would I have found out that you are an excellent pet?" ”

Ah Shui asked, "You arranged that person." ”

The girl nodded, "yes, otherwise how would you let you take me out to play?" ”

Ah Shui was furious when he heard it, everything before was an immortal jump, and it was this little girl who wrote, directed, and acted as a troublemaker, and said angrily: "There are so many people on the street, why did you choose me?" Lao Tzu quit. "You're roaring and leaving.

A fire ignited in the girl's palm, Ah Shui was stunned, and approached the girl with a smile, "Don't be like this, if you have something to say slowly, why make yourself like a stove, and light a fire when you are unhappy." ”

"Squat!" Ah Shui squatted down resentfully.

"Stick out your tongue and take a look." Ah Shui reluctantly stuck out his tongue.

The girl smiled and molded Ah Shui's hair, "Good, you will be my pet in the future, I will give you a name, and I will call it 'Ah Hua'." ”

"How can anyone call a male pet 'Ah Hua'."

"Cream!"

"What does it mean to be creamy?"

"Birthday cake?"

"How did the ancients know about the 'birthday cake'?"

"Fried chicken with beer?"

"With your sister, you think you're filming a Korean drama?"

"And what's your name?"

"My name is Chen Ruoshui?"

"Water baby."

"What the hell is a water baby? Not the gourd brothers? ”······

"It's called Ah Shui."

Ah Shui stopped arguing, although it still felt weird.

"So many people, why did you choose me?"

"Because······ You bumped into it yourself. ”

Ah Shui slapped himself, and really jumped into the fire pit by himself.

The girl said happily: "I finally came to Jiangnan, I want to eat the best food in the world, see the best scenery in the world, and experience the most unforgettable memories." The girl patted Ah Shui's head, "This matter will be handed over to you, the above three points, you must satisfy me, otherwise you ······"

Ah Shui didn't dare to refute, so he could only nod his head and agree, but he cursed the girl secretly, thinking about the art of getting out, thinking of a lot of ways to fix the girl, and gritted his teeth and laughed secretly, "Don't worry, it will definitely make you unforgettable for a lifetime." ”