"Today, the common people, I'm really happy......" Han Fei led a bag in one hand and a half-eaten apple in the other, singing the old-fashioned lyrics in his mouth vaguely, his face full of joy and a little bit of a villain's sense of triumph. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info gives people a kind of arrogance that God is the first and I am the second, yes, it is arrogant.

You see that he not only sings, but also wants to dance, only to see Han Fei jumping for a while, and dancing for a while. How to say it, Han Fei gave people the feeling at this time, and in one word to describe him, he was "inflated", very inflated.

Of course, today is indeed an unforgettable day for 26-year-old Diao Si Han Fei, without him, just because he was notified not long ago that the company he applied for had officially hired him.

What's the horse? What do you say about this!

Cut! Han Fei is very proud of this, there is no way not to be proud! It's been a few years since he graduated, and finally a company is willing to ask for him.

No, I saw Han Fei laughing for a while, and crying there again for a while, but fortunately, this area was sparsely populated, close to the outskirts of the city, and there was no one around at night. Otherwise, he will definitely be arrested as a madman, of course, it's no wonder that Han Fei is excited, anyone who can't find a job for four years, can only rely on state subsidies to get by, three meals a day is a problem, live like a dog every day for four years, and finally one day can stand in front of people will "swell".

Of course, not all of them are like Han Fei. To be precise, he is a disease that must be cured.

For a person with the potential to tease, Han Fei carried it forward very well, but he didn't dare to be too arrogant, so he vented his little excitement in this deserted place.

Right! At least that's what he thinks, he's just a little excited, just a little.

At least he is self-aware and does not dare to "expand" in the city, he is also afraid, you say that it is not easy to find a job, in case someone is arrested as a mental illness again, who can reason with this.

But!

When you get a job, you have to celebrate.

No, he used his only remaining ticket to buy two catties of pork, and when he came, he was greedy for an apple from the fruit stall next door. This is to go home to celebrate, just walked to this place with few people, and the excitement in my heart can no longer be suppressed.

Some people have said that this is 2026, in this era of tens of thousands of daily consumption per capita, how can you not have enough to eat! Don't say it, he really doesn't have enough to eat.

Take Han Fei as an example. Graduated from a second-rate university, originally! As long as you are self-motivated and willing to endure hardships, you can find a job. However, when I just graduated, I was arrogant, and I always felt that I was a college student! It's an ordinary job, it's too cheap to do it yourself, it's a high-paying one, and people don't look down on themselves, so they spend all the money left by their parents to play, and everyone guessed it when they read it!

That's right, as you expected!

His parents are gone, and as expected, cough cough, he died in a car accident! (Author: Don't ask me why, who made him the protagonist!) =。 =）

So Han Fei finally had an epiphany, yes, he realized that he couldn't go on like this, he had to rise up, struggle, become CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the pinnacle of life. Of course, the main thing is that there is no money.

When the money is spent, you have to earn it!

So Han Fei began to scrape together money everywhere, since no one uses me, then start his own business. I don't believe that I can't succeed.

Hum! As soon as the head is hot, the arm is raised, and the small universe will explode!

Don't say it!

Of course, it can't be successful, but at least the money is raised, what seven aunts, eight aunts, what is small, old classmates, hundreds of thousands, don't think that hundreds of thousands are a lot, in this era, hundreds of thousands are really not a lot, some people have to eat tens of millions of a meal, even if an ordinary person is happy to eat a meal, it will be eight thousand.

Money, with it, then start a business! What are you doing, I don't know! Anyway, it's a business, and you can know it when you create it, so you can do it when the firecrackers are ringing and the gongs and drums are noisy.

A few days later, it went out of business. No, no, I can't go out of business. I don't even know what I'm going to do.

What can I do? Run, but you can't run, the money is gone, and you can't pay it back, so you take the rest of the money from a roll, in fact, there is not much left to come here, but unfortunately the good times don't last long, and your relatives and friends just hit the ground on your front foot and chased after you.

What to do? Pay it back, no. Let him go, it's unlikely.

Well, as soon as the big guy gets him a poverty application, the state subsidy leaves a few hundred yuan to spend by himself, and the rest of the money is used to pay off the debt.

Well, that's how it looks!

However, you can't give up, you can't start a business, or you can do some small work to support yourself first, and climb up from the bottom first, "One step two steps, one step two steps, is the devil's pace." "Ahem, it's far away.

Anyway, I had to do something first, so I went out to find a job, but I was dumbfounded when I went out.

Why! Times have changed, and the dirty work is left to robots, even if they want to wash dishes and brush dishes, no one wants it.

It's sad for Han Fei now, you said that you finally lowered your body and wanted to start from the bottom, but you didn't want people anymore, they wanted robots, and people were not as good as machines these days.

Ay! With a light sigh, Han Fei had no choice but to keep submitting resumes to different companies, no way, God wouldn't let him be a little person! I have to say that he is still so narcissistic at this time, is this what God means?

No matter how it drops, people always have to live, so they have been investing and investing for several years, and today someone is finally willing to ask for it, anyway, this is a good start, maybe they can go to the peak of their lives from now on.

No, celebrate, we must celebrate, and say goodbye to the past.

The silent path, the moonlight shrouded Han Fei in a somewhat chic posture, of course, if he didn't make a mistake.

Sure enough, within two seconds, I saw Han Fei pointing to the sky, holding half an apple in his hand, and laughing wildly: "Lao Tzu is up!" As he spoke, he shook his head, took another bite of the apple in his hand, and then waved his hand, and the half of the apple fell on the side of the road in an arc.

At the same time, I saw a flash of light flickering in the starry sky, and then I only heard a "bump" and a ball of light smashed on Han Fei's head.

Han Fei touched his head with the hand he had just thrown away the apple, and the last thought came to his mind: "Lao Tzu will never litter again." ”

"Bump." Han Fei immediately fainted, still clutching the bag containing pork tightly in his hand.