Chapter 2: Lao Tzu can bend and stretch
"Ugh!" With a soft groan, Han Fei slowly woke up only to feel a splitting headache, and cursed vaguely in his mouth: "Grandma, throwing garbage these days is a curse." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Then he shook his head with both hands, and his eyes suddenly fixed on his hands: "Ahhhh ”
"Bump"
At this moment, I heard a loud noise, the door was opened, and a middle-aged woman walked in: "Stinky boy, what are you roaring wolf in the morning......
It's just that before the woman finished speaking, she saw Han Fei jump up from the bed violently and roared, "Ghost! ”
"Bump"
Before Han Fei's words fell, he saw the woman slap his head with her palms up: "Stinky boy, do you dare to say this about your wife and me!" ”
Ahh......hh
Finally, after yelling for a few minutes, Han Fei finally reacted, he couldn't react, seeing that the old lady's hand was about to fall again, so he quickly shut up, touched his head and felt that it was still a little painful, and he didn't know if he was smashed or photographed.
He pulled his mouth and smiled: "Mom." Sorry, I had a nightmare. ”
Then the tears could no longer be suppressed, and she threw herself into the arms of the old lady Zhao Ruman and cried, crying and muttering: "Mom, Mom, Mom......"
No wonder he is so excited, his parents have been dead for many years, and now it is rare to see him again, even if it is a dream! Although he usually looks very out of tune, the pain in his heart can't be concealed no matter what, or the sudden death of his parents is too big a blow to Han Fei.
……
Zhao Ruman gently patted Han Fei's back, his eyes were full of love, and comforted: "What's the matter, did you have any bad dreams at night, how old you are, really, mom is here, don't be afraid." ”
Han Fei rubbed in his mother's arms, snorted lightly, but did not speak.
"Okay, hurry downstairs and wash your face and brush your teeth, I'll cook for your grandfather, your father is still waiting downstairs." Seeing Han Fei like this, Zhao Ruman smiled helplessly, but she was very moved in her heart, she loved her son very much.
And as the old lady went downstairs, Han Fei finally calmed down, first kept looking at the room, well, I didn't see pork.
All right! He rubbed his eyes again, and he couldn't believe that he seemed to be born again.
Hey! I smirked a few times, and then looked at the electronic watch on the wall again and again: 8:00 on July 1, 2016.
He pinched his arm again.
Tear! I gasped.
Reborn is really reborn, I went back to 10 years ago, my parents are not dead, I just graduated from junior high school and am about to go to high school.
Then the eyes became firm, no, not again. Mom and Dad, don't worry, since God has given me a chance to do it again, I will never waste it, and I will never allow you to leave me again.
Then Han Fei glanced at his room again, a small bed, a desk, and a table full of books. Yes, this is my junior high school textbook, I think I was also a scholar-like character back then, and I also loved learning very much in junior high school, and it was because of this that I was able to be admitted to Hancheng No. 1 Middle School. It's just that for some reason, he slowly became degenerate, skipped classes, fought, and went online, and later became obsessed with online novels, so that he was finally reluctantly admitted to a second-rate university.
Thinking of this, Han Fei not only felt a pain in his heart: Ling'er, I will never miss you again in this life. I'm not going to let anyone snatch you away from me.
"Ah Fei, go downstairs to eat, just take the garbage upstairs down." That's when my mother's voice came.
Han Fei came back to his senses and responded, his eyes turned to the trash can, and he hurriedly reached out to get it.
"Dididi, I found that I could clean up the garbage, please ask the host if it is clean."
The sudden voice startled Han Fei and exclaimed, "What the hell! ”
"I'm not a ghost, I'm a plane purification system."
Han Fei was shocked, and then became ecstatic: "Ah, is this the legendary golden finger, I'll just say, a wise and martial arts man like me, a mysterious man, how can he be reborn without a golden finger, where are you, ah, I know you don't have to answer, you must be right in my mind, it's all written in novels." ”
As he spoke, he didn't wait for the system to answer, so he frowned vigorously and his cheeks were red.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh!"
"Hey, what are you doing?" Seeing that Han Fei's cheeks were flushed, and his mouth was chattering crookedly, the voice of the system remembered here.
"Perceive with your mind, not everything is written like this in novels, as long as a perception system appears in your mind."
“……”
"Are you retarded?" Although he didn't sense where the legendary system was, Han Fei clearly felt that a pair of eyes were looking at him with full contempt.
Han Feng touched his head embarrassedly and muttered, "Is this how novels are written?" ”
"MDZZ, do you have an idea, do you know what an idea is?"
"Well, I really don't know ......" The rare Han Fei didn't refute, nor did he care about the system's scolding of him, and hurriedly said: "Then hurry up, tell me what is the idea and how I met you, I still want to go to the peak of my life from now on to marry Bai Fumei." ”
"......" Needless to say, Han Fei was despised again. Thinking about it, the system is also speechless, how did I meet such a second goods. So he decided not to meet him anymore, otherwise he would have to be angry to death.
What the? You say how the system will die, joke, whoever encounters such a second goods will be.
Then the cold voice sounded again: "Found that the garbage can be cleaned up, please ask the host if it cleans up?" ”
"Uh......" Seeing that the system didn't answer his own question, Han Fei didn't dare to ask, joke, you don't know that the legendary system will wipe out the host.
"Okay, you're the boss, absorb it!"
As Han Fei's voice fell, I saw that the garbage bag in his hand suddenly disappeared. At the same time, Han Fei only felt a clear stream flowing through his head, and the whole person seemed to have become much more energetic, and he closed his eyes intoxicated, making him can't help but want to moan, but fortunately he held back, but the whole person disappeared.
When Han Fei opened his eyes again, he found that he was no longer in the house, and when he looked around, he saw that the entire gray space around him was about a dozen square meters, which seemed clear, but the air was very fresh, and he only felt refreshed when he took a breath.
But there was a stone tablet in front of him, Han Fei suddenly ran forward and hugged the stone tablet with his eyes wide open, and asked and answered: "System, system, quickly pass on my martial arts, I want to be a hero, it's not good, it's not good, the hero is too tired, hehe, it's better to be a bad guy, no, no." I'm not a badass. ”
Xu was afraid of being wiped out by the legendary system, and Han Fei hurriedly corrected himself, always emphasizing that he was a good person, a great good person.
……
Touch!
"Oops! Who hit me. Han Fei hurriedly jumped up and turned his face away, only to see a person's entire body shrouded in a black robe, Han Fei hurriedly stepped back and asked carefully, "Who are you?" ”
“…… The system elf was also speechless, resisted the urge to beat him again, and replied weakly.
"What?" Han Fei was like a rabbit with a fried fur, pointing at the man in black with one hand and the stone tablet with the other, "You are a system elf, so what is it?" ”
I saw a pair of eyes with deep contempt under the robe: "You don't even know the stone tablet with your IQ, how could I be blind and choose you as the host in the first place!" If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't change hosts before you died, and I couldn't erase you, it would be like kicking you down the eighteenth layer of hell. ”
"Hey, this guy is so rude, of course I know it's a stone tablet......"
"I know you still ask me, are you looking for a draw!"
Han Fei pursed his lips: "I just didn't expect it to be really just a stone tablet?" Then he sneered, "I heard you say, you can't erase the host, right?" Hey hey ......"
"Oops, it hurts me."
The black-robed man slowly withdrew his feet, calmly looked at Han Fei who was wailing on the ground with his stomach in his arms, and said lightly: "I didn't say I couldn't beat you!" ”
"You ......" Han Fei raised his middle finger deeply, but was frightened back by the look of the man in black. Struggling to get up, he asked, "I said black robe, what is your name, black robe?" What is this system for, cleaning up garbage? ”
"Yes. Whatever you want to call it, it doesn't matter what the name is, as for the system, this function can be said for three days and three nights! ”
"Then to make a long story short, let's make it simpler, or maybe you can give me a legendary Daigo empowerment with a little finger, so that I can know his usefulness immediately." Needless to say, Han Fei ushered in another blank of the eye.
"As far as your little braincase has just been born and your mind can accept the Daigo empowerment, you have to burst your mind......" Then he whispered, "Don't you say it's not bad, I won't be able to find someone else if I kill you?" ”
"Don't, don't, no other, how can anyone else be as handsome and chic as me!" Han Fei hurriedly waved his hand, and at the same time looked at the man in black cautiously, lest he suddenly give himself such a finger.
Looking at his timid appearance, the black-robed man laughed: "Okay, I'm kidding you, you see you're cowardly." Let me tell you this, the biggest function of this noodle purification system is that it can purify garbage. ”
Gotcha! Or clean up the garbage. Han Fei's head suddenly grew big, and he suddenly felt a chill when he thought about how he looked looking for garbage all over the world.
"Wait, you said the plane, which means he can travel through different worlds?" Han Fei looked at the black robe with a wistful look in his eyes.
"Ahem, not for the time being!" Facing Han Feixi's eyes, the black robe struck decisively.
"What?" Seeing Han Fei's disappointment and self-doubting look, the man in black suddenly stopped.
"What kind of eyes are you looking at, I just said that you can't for the time being, when you collect enough garbage, can't you fix the function of the system?"
"What, after a long time, it turned out to be a!"
"Ahh I only heard a scream, only to see Han Fei fall to the ground again, his body bowed like a shrimp, and his mouth was still foaming at the mouth.
"Hey, don't go too far, manly man, you can't be humiliated, hey, stop, you still insult me!" Seeing that the black robe was about to raise his feet again, Han Fei hurriedly changed his words. What was ushered in was a burst of contempt from the black robe.
Hum! Ignorant system, what do you know, Lao Tzu is called a big husband who can bend and stretch.
"Hey, how can you help me?"