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"The god of war went to the capital Huohuo, and everyone watched."

"Hey, altar master, what are you doing, hurry up and put it on the top of the live broadcast."

Yes, the altar owner was forced to put the live broadcast of Beijing Satellite TV on top.

Xue Qian's house.

Xue Qian, who was scolded and didn't dare to go out, clicked on the webpage fiercely, stared at Wang Gang's video, and began to curse in his mouth: "Cattle, hurry up and drown him in a big flood, hurry up and cramp him to death." ”

The leader of the international airport was in front of his desk, correcting documents and looking at the computer, "This young man is strong enough, this body is pimple, no wonder he can defeat the robbers." ”

At the scene of the game, the ground reporter Qingqing's surprised eyes did not blink.

I saw a water dragon appear on the field, Wang Gang paddled with all four limbs, the water splash flew one or two meters high, and within five meters of him, there was not a single contestant, all of them were interfered with by him.

Qingqing shouted to the rowing staff: "Quick, hurry up and row over, I want to interview him." ”

The staff is about to cry, sister, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, this person is swimming at the same speed as the motorboat, where can I catch up.

On another media boat, a sports expert was at the commentary site.

"Hello experts, now that the game has started for half an hour, what do you think is the most important factor in this competition?" The moderator asked.

The expert smiled slightly, showed a mysterious smile, and after pretending to be forced for a while, he said slowly: "The most important thing in triathlon is not skill, nor physical strength, the most important thing is stability, and you can win if you persist until the end." ”

A splash of water flew by, splashing his face with water. The expert frowned and pointed to Wang Gang who swam over and said: "Look, that's what I'm talking about, don't look at his happiness in sprinting now, his physical strength will be exhausted after a while, I bet he can't even stick to the bicycle project, and he will have cramps if he can't get to the shore." ”

"Bang la-la" Chen Wenwen also swam over quickly.

The expert's eyes lit up and said: "Everyone sees, this beauty is very professional, beautiful swimming, is the most energy-saving way, I think we should give this beauty a little applause, he took the lead in applauding, and the reporters and staff on the side applauded together."

Netizens in the mountain city burst into laughter.

"Nima, this grandson is from Huagua Mountain, and he even said that the god of war can't get to the shore, and he will sit and watch being slapped in the face."

"Let's go, this guy dares to say bad things about the god of war, let's go and blow up his homepage."

"What bullshit expert, the god of war rushed up and beat him."

"How can the god of war have time to beat him, didn't you see that his girlfriend was chasing him, this thing shouldn't have done something in the capital, right?"

"I'm so happy, let's break up, the man is yours, and the woman hehe."

"Upstairs, are you ready to be hospitalized, blind, not connected into a peerless martial arts, is the woman of the God of War what we can think of?"

A foreign competitor swims in the middle, he is very experienced, he participates in triathlons in every country, this time he is steady, he must win the championship and break the record.

Boom, a splash swept by, and he was accidentally slapped by the splash to the side of the other player, and the two collided, and they were dizzy.

Looking up, an animal swam forward at the speed of a motorboat.

He opened his mouth wide and fell into shock.

"Hulala" was another splash.

A beautiful woman from China also swam over quickly.

His eyes widened, and a deep sense of powerlessness welled up in his heart, Huaguo is so dangerous, I want to go home to find my mother.

The onlookers at the game site were all beaten with chicken blood, oops, it was too exciting.

The man and woman who went into the water were simply superb, fast and fierce, surpassing one contestant after another.

Xiao Han swallowed a mouthful of saliva on the plane, oops, what did the buddy in front of him do, let the girl hold such a grudge, you two are a life-and-death feud.

There are players in the way in front of you.

"Bang la la"

The player who stood in the way was photographed a few meters away by Wang Gang.

There is an interview boat ahead.

The boat was photographed a few meters away.

The front arrived at the shore, and the bluestone guardrail on the shore blocked Wang Gang's way.

Wang Gang slammed his head forward. "Boom" the stone river bank was opened. As soon as Wang got on the road, a row of bicycles for the race was parked on the side of the road, and the contestants who had gone ashore earlier all rode forward on their bicycles.

The venue staff stared at Wang Gang, and as soon as Wang took a step forward, they took a step back.

Nima, bluestone slab, this is a bluestone slab, where did this come out of the livestock, can't you go ashore well, you have practiced iron head skills in Shaolin Temple. Is this what you want to do when you go ashore?

Wang Gang ran to the bicycle parking place, infected by other runners, he reached out and touched a self-shaped car, even the advertising tape on the bicycle did not take off, he boarded the bicycle and rode forward along the road, the bicycle tire and the ground rubbed, a burst of burnt smell.

"Whoosh" A gust of wind drifted by, a figure rode over, and someone faintly saw an advertising slogan floating behind the bicycle, "Female friends, give you the most intimate protection every month." ”

Well, it's a sanitary napkin.

"Oh mom, this is super god."

"Brother, was I dazzled just now, why did I vaguely see a female baby floating by?"

"Brother, I also saw it, Nima is out of evil."

"Female friends have become sperm, and female tickets don't have to worry about those days anymore."

Chen Wenwen also went ashore, she casually tied her long hair behind her head, shook the water on her body, and chased after a bicycle.

In front of the TV, the audience was stunned. It's beautiful.

The netizens in front of the computer were also fascinated, what a beautiful woman.

The onlookers forgot to shout cheers, and they were stunned one by one. Nima, a demon has just passed, and now there is a big beauty who has brought disaster to the country and the people, is this still a triathlon, why are you so excited?

"Come on, beauty, catch up with the demon in front of you and explode him."

"I don't have a girlfriend yet, the referee wants to compete, I want to ride a bicycle with a beautiful woman."

Xiao Han was speechless in surprise on the plane.

He didn't know what to say anymore.

Triathlon has gone sour.

The two seeded players are chatting at the front.

"Huhuhu, brother, where are you from?"

"Huhuhu, I'm from Bac Rivers province, where are you from?"

"Huhuhu, I, I'm from the capital, which merchant are you sponsoring?"

"Oh, huhuhu, I'm sponsored by a bottle of soy sauce every day, what about you?"

"I am, huhuhu, what is it Yo Nimana?"

"I'll go, female friend!"

The two stopped riding, stopped the car and looked at each other.

I don't want Bilian. With such a long advertising strip, it was made to look like a female baby, and it couldn't make people have a pleasant game. Dude, how much advertising money did you take, this is a ton of gold to have this effect.