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Wang Gang has lost his mind. The system is talking in the head.

"Ding Dong, the side effects of the Superman Transformation Pill have attacked, and the host has lost his mind, please release your physical strength without stopping for two hours."

"Ding Dong, a sports game has been monitored, interest props are turned on, the scene is moving forward bravely, and completing the scene will obtain permanent skill power."

But no matter what the system says, for the current Wang Gang, he can't listen to it at all. He knew how to rush forward, and he rushed forward with all his might.

The scene of the triathlon.

The organizer of this time is the sports association of Beijing, plus the non-governmental sports fan organization, nearly 50,000 contestants signed up, from all over the world, as well as many foreign players, and the referees are all professional referees from the international triathlon. The lineup is very large and the scene is huge.

The two representatives of the sports association and the non-governmental organizations stepped forward to speak one by one.

After the program was completed, after a command gun, the game began.

50,000 contestants entered the stadium one after another, and the crowd surged. The helicopter of the mid-air television station also started the live broadcast.

International triathlon is a national sport, as long as you don't hit people to cheat, there are no rules, there is no foul talk, the race is divided into three stages, swimming 1.5 kilometers, cycling 40 kilometers, long-distance running 10 kilometers.

"Hello audience friends, I am Xiao Han, the outfield host of Beijing Radio, and now I am in the sky above the triathlon competition, all the contestants have entered the arena, and I will explain the live competition of the triathlon for you in the next few hours." The host Xiao Han secretly made a gesture to the cameraman, and the cameraman pointed the camera at the crowd below.

"As you can see, the triathlon is an open competition, and most of the players in the front row are players who have achieved results in previous years, so let's transfer to ground reporters."

The reporter on the ground is a beautiful woman, sitting in a small boat, holding out the microphone to interview a contestant who is on the edge of the boat.

"Hello sir, I'm from Beijing TV, is it your first time participating in a triathlon?"

"Huhuhu, yes, for the first time, I am a contestant sponsored by Beijing Roast Duck, I will tell you, Beijing Roast Duck, a must in Beijing, don't miss the roast duck in Beijing when you come to Beijing,......"

"It seems that this player's profession is very popular, so let's move on to the next player."

The boat rowed away, and didn't give the roast duck buddies a chance to speak. But that's enough, many people are supported by merchants, and the clothes they wear are themselves advertising clothes for merchants.

As long as it is on TV, the publicity effect is already there.

This is a foreign player, he is wearing a bright red sweatshirt, very festive, and very dazzling in the crowd.

The reporter asked the staff to bring the boat closer to the contestant, and when the contestant saw the boat approaching, he also grabbed the edge of the boat with his hand, and the guy shouted in non-standard Chinese: "Huaguo is beautiful, I love you." ”

The reporter's eyes lit up, this is a good material, a crooked nut who can speak Chinese, so the reporter asked: "This gentleman, which country are you from?" ”

The foreign player shouted: "Huaguo is so beautiful, I love you." ”

"Sir, is this your first time participating?" The beautiful reporter asked again.

"Huaguo is beautiful, I love you." He still said the same thing.

The reporter finally understood, and this guy would say this sentence back and forth. She gave the staff a vague look, and the staff reached out and pushed the cargo into the water, and the boat continued the interview.

The audience in front of the TV burst into laughter.

Netizens who watched the simultaneous live broadcast on the Internet also fried the pot.

"Oh, I'm laughing to death, that guy was so powerful in a big red robe just now."

"The roast duck takeaway at noon, I was really hungry when I was sold roast duck just now."

"There are so many crooked nuts, this reporter is also unlucky, he will say a word when he meets one, it's so funny."

"Oh, look at someone over there with cramps, yo he was rescued, haha, I'm better than him at this level."

"Hey, the uncle on the side is sixty or seventy years old, this age, what kind of competition is he going to participate in, I am worried when I look at it."

On the plane, Xiao Han, the host outside the venue, held the microphone and said: "Audience friends, the competition that year was very lively, and many citizens and sports lovers participated one after another, and the charm of sports is so moving." Let's cheer for the players. ”

He looked down with his binoculars, and suddenly noticed a man and a woman running in the distance, the man running in front and the woman chasing behind. The man is shirtless, with a blank face, and the woman, I'm going to see a rare beauty. In an instant, Xiao Han's mind swirled around countless versions.

The man is a beast, and he ran away from the beautiful woman and was chased and killed by the beautiful woman, which is the blockbuster version of the United States.

The man saved the beauty, and the beauty promised her life, and the man had a family at home, so he ran away, which is an ancient version of romance.

The man is a gangster who robbed the beauties of the beauties, and the beauties are desperately recovered, which is the urban reality version.

But no matter what version he is, the beauty and the shirtless man are the news points that attract attention.

Xiao Han came to his senses, said hello to the cameraman, and the camera focused on Wang Gang and Chen Wenwen.

Xiao Han used the walkie-talkie to contact the ground reporter privately.

"Hey, Qingqing, hurry, there's a news point at eight o'clock, don't let him run, close-up, hurry up close-up."

He found out that none of the other media channels were human spirits, and it was no surprise that the cameras were pointed at Wang Gang and Chen Wenwen.

In an instant, all the pictures in front of the TV and the computer changed in style, and they all became the two of them.

Wang Gang is not famous in other places, but he is a household name in the mountain city, as Wang Gang's girlfriend, Chen Wenwen also has a lot of attention, after all, she is a big beauty, or the girlfriend of the god of war Wang Gang, can you not pay attention.

On the Dashan City forum, netizens are idle and bored and bragging.

"The god of war has gone out to travel, our mountain city is so quiet."

"That's it, I miss the days when the God of War was at home, he has only been gone for two days and he is bored here."

"Oh my mom, hurry up and take a look, the god of war is looking for trouble again."

"What, didn't he go to the capital, did he beat the people of the capital?"

"It's Beijing Satellite TV, they broadcast the triathlon live, the god of war is up, he may have split his legs, and his girlfriend is gritting her teeth to chase him."

"The god of war broke up, I'll go, I have a chance. Nima went to watch. ”

The forum was quiet. I all ran to watch the live broadcast.

Zhang Ming was rejoicing on the side, he finally got rid of Wang Gang, what kind of person is Wang Gang, that small-minded, the tip of the needle can't be pierced, and he didn't give him a good face along the way, Zhang Ming accosted a few winning tourists, and cursed Wang Gang in his heart, stupid wave, he deserves to stand up, how can Nima not die on the plane.

"Quick, Zhang Ming quickly stopped Wang Gang." A nice female voice came.

The voice was too familiar, Zhang Ming couldn't help but turn around, just a glance at him lost his temper.

Yes, Wang Gang and his old man actually got better legs and feet, and they ran to their side lively. Nima is too evil, I didn't say anything bad about you, I just thought about it in my heart, what are you doing with a murderous face.

Zhang Ming is really scared, this one can't afford to offend, 500,000 fans are a real record, he stopped and looked resolute, thinking, if you want to hit someone, just hit it, well, as long as you don't slap your face, you are free. He closed his eyes.

"Whoosh" a gust of wind blows. Wang Gang didn't shake him off, and ran straight through him.

Chen Wenwen shouted angrily: "Zhang Ming, what's the matter with you, let you help catch him, why are you still closing your eyes." Wang Gang went crazy in practice. ”

What? Go crazy, why don't you say that he failed to ascend, Zhang Ming is speechless, you are bullying. It's all bad guys.

Chen Wenwen didn't bother to care about him, so she chased after him directly, and the winning tourists were all confused.

This guy is running so happily, is he really in the wheelchair just now? Nima: How much chicken blood has she beaten to be so violent.

Zhang Ming patted his thigh and said, "Oh, long live sportsmanship." ”

He rushed forward first. He was afraid that the king had just come out of the moth.

The winning tourist's head was also hot, and he shouted: "For victory, brothers, rush." ”

A group of winning tourists also followed suit.

Wang Gang rushed to the front, a referee-like crooked kernel saw Wang Gang rushing over and didn't care much, from the beginning of the game, was infected by the atmosphere, there were more people eating melons in the middle of the competition, and just now there was a buddy wearing dinosaur pajamas to participate in the competition, he mechanically stretched out his hand and directly handed Wang Gang a cloth strip number plate for the competition.

Wang Gang reached out and pulled the number cloth strip, and reflexively pinned it to his buttocks.

After rushing forward a few steps, a fierce man plunged into the water, and after a splash, Wang Gang reappeared, already more than ten meters away.

Chen Wenwen was really anxious, and reached out to grab the referee and shouted: "What kind of eyes are you, didn't you see that the person was delirious just now, what kind of participation card are you handing." ”

The referee was a foreigner, he didn't understand what Chen Wenwen said at all, he was caught by a beautiful woman, he was quite happy, thinking that Chen Wenwen was anxious to participate in the competition. Stretching out his hand, he handed Chen Wenwen a number plate for participation, and said in half-baked Chinese: "Sports are sacred, everyone participates." ”

Yes, Chen Wenwen was not in the mood to have anything to do with a foreigner, so she didn't get on the number plate and chased after Wang Gang's buttocks.

As a woman who has been practicing national arts all year round, Chen Wenwen's physical strength is not for fun, she plunged into the water with a fierce son, her hands danced, and she ran forward to chase after her gracefully.

The long hair was wet with water, and the exquisite faces stunned the male contestants all the way, and many people's jaws couldn't close.

Xiao Han was so excited, he danced on the plane and said: "Look, everyone, sportsmanship is so fascinating, and beautiful women can't resist the charm of sports, she went into the water, oops, what a beautiful swimming style." ”

This time, there was no need for him to greet him, the cameraman had already pointed the camera at Chen Wenwen. Who doesn't want to see the beauties, and the wet beauties are not to be missed.

Shancheng netizens were a little confused.

God of War and his girlfriend is what happened? Don't...... I'll go, God of War's girlfriend is so beautiful, we like it so much.