Wang Gang continued to say to the camera: "Everyone has also seen that Longteng Garden is a livable community, and everyone is welcome to buy a house and move in." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

A big groove appeared in everyone's minds. It's a fool to go there and buy a house. I slept in a daze at night, and suddenly a fierce ghost called you to get up and fight the landlord, this sour, well, you can travel to the underground for free for three days.

The ghost Da continued to perform, playing a handstand with his legs facing up, and then removing his arms and legs to play with blocks, and several other ghosts also came back, and now except for Wang Gang, the others are either scared or run clean.

In front of the computer, there is no sound, the eyeballs fall to the ground, no one speaks, and there are people around them hugging each other and shivering, but it is cheaper for a group of people to engage in objects, and now there is no need to confess, and they will automatically throw themselves into their arms.

Wang Gang quietly gestured with his hand, and the five ghosts immediately began to carnival, you take off my head, I take out your intestines, that's called a challenge to the visual limit.

Wang Gang continued to open his eyes and said nonsense: "Everyone sees, there are no ghosts in this room at all, well, the beer is finished, if there is a ghost at this time, there will definitely be an open bottle of beer, which will automatically fly into my hand." As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Ming flatteringly opened a bottle of beer and handed it directly to Wang Gang.

Wang Gang took the beer, said thank you, took a sip and said, "Yes, everyone has seen that there are no ghosts at all, right, I am a good young man who believes in science." ”

Netizens went crazy: "It's your sister, you have the ability to explain with scientific explanations, how did the beer in your hand come from." ”

The five ghosts took off all their heads and floated behind Wang Gang in line, their eyes drooping in the air with bloodshots, and their mouths kept smiling, and netizens with good ears could hear the five ghosts muttering, "Give me back my life, give me back my life." ”

Wang Gang was angry this time, phew, how can you really invest in acting, acting so realistically, this is to scare the buddy to death, Wang Gang was really scared, although the five ghosts listened to him, but Wang Gang's sweat pores were opened, his scalp was numb, and your sister's five heads floated behind him, what kind of perseverance was it to talk and laugh.

Netizens saw Wang Gang throw the wine bottle in his hand to the ground, turned around and came with a flying kick, and the five ghost heads were kicked aside by Wang Gang, and rolled on the ground twice with a grunt.

Wang Gang took two steps forward, grabbed the head of the ghost with his left hand, grabbed the body of the ghost with his right hand, and shouted loudly: "Everyone sees, I am definitely not catching ghosts, I am exercising." Wang Gang put the ghost big inside the wall, the upper body of the ghost big was in the wall, pouting his ass at Wang Gang, Wang Gang jumped up, a 360-degree side kick. The ghost was kicked out by Wang Gang.

Wang Gang clapped his hands and said to the camera: "This, as a martial arts person, it is understandable for everyone to do a sport at home at night, right, I definitely haven't met ghosts, fierce ghosts, powerful ghosts or anything, just exercising." ”

Finally, some netizens were awakened by Wang Gang, and the message area was fried.

"What is the God of War doing? If my eyes didn't spent, the god of war just knocked a fierce ghost away, right? ”

"Nima, the god of war is too powerful, he is completely talking nonsense with his eyes open, he obviously caught a ghost just now and beat him away, and said that there are no ghosts, there are four ghosts behind him."

"God of War, I'm going to give you a monkey."

At Wang Gang's house, Wang Mei pushed Huang Dehai away, blushing and said: "Senior, you, you are so bad, take the opportunity to hug me, be careful when I come back and tell my brother." ”

Huang Dehai was scared, he was really scared, he was beaten at most in the past, but now his uncle has been upgraded to a magic stick, if he is remembered by his uncle, his life is estimated to be half gone.

Huang Dehai's eyes rolled and he suddenly took out a credit card from his pocket, and "snapped" and fell to the ground, Huang Dehai picked up the credit card and shouted exaggeratedly: "Oops, why did you drop a password in the sky...... credit cards. Rose is not yours. Well, this credit card is unlimited, Meimei quickly put it away, quickly put it away, let's buy what is missing. ”

Wang Mei took the credit card with a smile and kissed Huang Dehai's face, Huang Dehai immediately soared, well, the soul has been sublimated, the eldest brother is to let the ghost strangle himself, and he wants to fall in love with Wang Mei.

Wang Gang continued to perform, shouting into the camera, "I exercise, exercise is very good." "While punching and kicking the remaining four ghosts down the window, the fifteenth floor, hit the window, the five ghosts are floating outside the window, the eyeballs are falling out, and the intestines are all hanging outside.

In the office of the Northern Bird Internet Police, all the colleagues were stunned, and the sound of upper and lower teeth colliding in the entire office remained, well, and the sound of goosebumps falling to the ground. Damn, Wang Gang is too fierce, this is driving the ghost out with his bare hands, right, suddenly I don't know who took the lead and shouted: "God of War pure masters." ”

The entire Internet Police Office then shouted: "God of War pure masters." ”

In the police station in the Longteng Garden area, several police officers whispered around the computer, "The police center said that we should send the police to Longteng Community, can you go?" ”

"Whoever you love goes, I won't go, there is a god of war, and the ghosts have been beaten out, what are we doing in the past, are the live police scared by ghosts? It's too embarrassing, I won't go, punish me, I won't go. ”

"That's it, let's apply to bring firearms, find the god of war, with the protection of the god of war, it is estimated that we can survive tonight."

As soon as the brothers combined, they hurriedly wrote a report and applied for a gun.

The director of the police station was an old man in his fifties, so he refused directly. Each person was given a pack of yellow charms. He smiled and said: "I don't understand, it's not easy to deal with ghosts, it's not easy to rob, stick this rune paper on the baton and wrap it up for you." ”

A few young policemen left with the yellow rune paper as if they had found the treasure, and the director of the police station breathed a sigh of relief, Nima, this yellow rune was a group of fraudsters who were seized by themselves last time, several people pretended to be monks to defraud, and they felt fresh and left a few, I hope it can be put to use, Buddha bless, ah no, it is the god of war blessed.

When the police car arrived, a few little policemen felt their batons, pasted yellow charms, and went in in fear.

Building 9, a few policemen looked up, and there were a few people floating on the fifteenth floor. No, there are a few ghosts floating around?

Press the elevator, bite the shot, and go upstairs into the room. Wang Gang is bragging to the camera.

"Audience friends, let me tell you, don't believe in superstition, it's all paper tigers, and I myself resolutely resist feudal superstition."

A few policemen came in, all covering their faces, you don't have to live in vain, there are a few feudal superstitions outside the window now, you can rest.

One of the policemen stepped forward boldly and said: "God of War, oh, Wang Gang, we received a report that someone in the Longteng community is pretending to be a ghost, which has caused a great social impact, and now we ask you to assist in handling the case, I don't know if you are willing?" ”

How could Wang Gang be unwilling, people are policemen, not developers, and everyone has a responsibility to protect a harmonious society. Wang Gang nodded and said, "Comrade policeman, if you have any orders, just say it, anyway, I'm exercising, and I'm just going to accompany you in your activities." ”

The police were directly scared, but don't, don't move, you are the god of war, we are ordinary people.

The older policeman said politely: "This is not Longteng Garden is quite big, all the residents have run away, and you are the only one who is familiar with the terrain, you can take us to inspect twice." You don't have to do it, hehe. ”

Netizens were happy: "The police are scared, right?" ”

"That's absolutely afraid, you don't be afraid."

Wang Gang's fans straightened up, eager to rush out and say a few words. The opposition was silent, saying that people were engaged in feudal superstition. Your sister is talking now, and the ghost will knock on the door to find someone to cry into. Besides, Wang Gang, who opened his eyes and talked nonsense from beginning to end, didn't mention anything about ghosts and gods. People oppose feudal superstition in popular science, and also promote physical exercise, and they just beat a few ghosts. If you have the ability, you can give it a try.

The five ghosts saw that a newcomer was coming, they didn't know any police, they didn't know any police, and the president of the United States was scared of him. Floating in from the window, he pounced on the five policemen, and before Wang Gang could stop drinking, the five policemen took out a baton, and pasted yellow rune paper on it, and they hit it with a decent look.

Think about it, five hundred years of ghosts, you make a fake yellow rune paper to fool the ghost, well, that's right, it's a fool. The five ghosts were not stunned at all, they stepped forward and grabbed the baton and pulled it over, tore off the yellow rune paper in three or two times, and smiled deeply, "Give me back my life, give me back my life." ”

Wang Gang saw it and hurriedly stepped forward, kicked and beat the five ghosts out again, and communicated with his mind, saying that these people were his own people, so there was no need to scare.

Now it's okay, a few policemen can be regarded as seeing a savior, hugging Wang Gang is called a cordial, if it is replaced by a woman, Wang Gang will reluctantly hug and hug him, but a group of big men are still live broadcasting, so that their goddess can see that it is okay.

Wang Gang pushed away a few policemen, patted his chest and said: "Comrade policeman, don't worry, with me today, there is absolutely no feudal superstition." ”

The police...... Your sister's feudal superstition, what is floating outside your window, but you tell me what it is, is that called science? Phew, open your eyes and talk nonsense.

Netizens laughed and peed, "Are you a tease sent by the monkey?" Feudal superstition on your face. Can you still talk a little bit about it? ”

Wang Gang came out of the room, and turned his head to the camera unashamedly and said, "Audience, I'll go to help my police colleagues maintain law and order first, and I'll come back later to continue our popular science lectures." ”

Netizens fainted in unison. Yes, you're a liar, your sister's popular science lecture, you're a live ghost out of the cage, okay, if I meet you, I'm sure I'll kill you, well, it seems that people are the god of war, and I can't beat myself, how can I fight the god of war. This is a research topic.