Wang Gang went out on patrol with the police. The remaining five ghosts www.biquge.info the pen "Fun" Pavilion floated outside the window to the webcast camera. The ghost is the boss, and he usually has an idea, and this time is no exception. Ghost Dao: "Brothers, I forgot to bring the magic weapon on the master, should we send it to him?" ”

Xiao Ming jumped out and said: "Then it must be sent, the Lord is happy to send it, maybe we will be rewarded with ingots and candles or something, then we will be happy." ”

No, Xiao Ming volunteered to carry the camera, and the other four ghosts led the way in front of them, and happily went to find Wang Gang.

Netizen "Can anyone tell me that it is Shenma Dongdong who is anti-camera now?" "Nima, do you want to grab the camera like this, can you still play happily, what do you want to do with a ghost anti-camera?

The little Internet police shuddered and typed, "I saw that it was carried by a ghost, am I hallucinating?" ”

Netizens are already messy.

Several policemen were really scared, they all walked behind Wang Gang, stretched out their hands and grabbed the corner of Wang Gang's clothes, just like a primary school student crossing the road, Wang Gang said helplessly: "Brothers, you are policemen, do you want to do this." Why are you holding me, aren't you uncomfortable? ”

The police ignore Wang Gang, do you think it's all you, you can punch and kick ghosts, we are ordinary people.

The older policeman asked Wang Gang in a low voice: "God of War, there is no one now, just a few of us, you tell the truth, have you seen the ghosts behind you?" ”

How could Wang Gang admit it, and said to death: "No, comrade police, you are public servants, okay, why is this talking about feudal superstition, can you have a happy play?" ”

The police spat out a mouthful of old blood in unison, you have the ability to open your eyes and tell nonsense, graduate level. Feudal superstition on your face.

Before a few people finished complaining, the ghost big and they chased after Xiao Ming with the camera.

The policeman who walked at the back felt that his back was cold, and when he turned his head, he hugged Wang Gang with a voice of "Aola", and shouted: "God of War, help, follow behind." ”

Wang Gang said in his heart, why did he come over? Turning his head to see if he was angry, the five ghosts ran over with the camera, what are you trying to do? Is this a camera-grabbing? I still feel that I have too few troubles.

The five ghosts also acted, muttering in their mouths: "Give me back my life, give me back my life." "But what kind of painting style is your sister holding a camera with a flattering face, and the ghost is big, your eyes are falling out of your chest, do you know? It's so cruel that it will scare children.

With Wang Gang there, the five ghosts followed from afar to protect Wang Gang, and they didn't come forward, the police came back to their senses, this ghost was afraid of Wang Gang. So he excitedly pointed to the five ghosts and said, "Wang Gang, did you see it, did you see it?" ”

Wang Gang pretended to be blind and said: "What do you see, comrade police, why are you so excited." ”

The policeman pointed to the camera and said, "Camera, how did the camera follow, but you told me what was carrying the camera?" Is this also science, you can explain it to me with science. ”

Netizens laughed, this policeman is so funny, isn't your task to subdue demons and eliminate demons? Well, no, isn't your task to fight against feudal superstition? What is this really about you and the god of war? But I really want to know how Wang Gang explained. You are a small lecture on popular science, continue to work in vain, and continue to make up.

Wang Gang scratched his head, secretly disgusted with this thing, how can you let me explain, I just want to see me admit that there is a ghost, right, buddy is still out of the way, so Wang Gang said very seriously: "Comrade police, what camera?" Why didn't I see anything, well, you must be hallucinating. ”

This policeman is also a more serious person, anxious, "papapa" trotted a few steps, ran to the camera, forgot about the ghost, grabbed Xiao Ming's arm and dragged Xiao Ming to go this way. I want to theorize with Wang Gang.

Xiao Ming's fire is big, the Lord will beat us, where did you come from, if you don't scare you, it's to save face, you're still energetic, what do you want to do when you catch your buddy?

Xiao Ming is a terrible ghost after all, and the ferocity immediately came up, opening his bloody mouth to bite off the head of this little policeman, Wang Gang saw that this was going to be a bad thing, and stepped forward and kicked Xiao Ming's mouth, Xiao Ming didn't dare to disobey Wang Gang's intentions, and immediately reined in his big mouth, Xiao Ming, who was carrying the camera, was in his heart, okay, I can't hurt people, right, then I can take the wall to get angry.

Xiao Ming looked up to the sky and howled, opened his mouth and gnawed at the wall of the corridor, and the "click" wall was gnawed down by Xiao Ming with a big hole.

The police were stunned, why is Nima's feudal superstition so strong, not just to scare people, this mouth is an excavator. I gnaw a big hole in the wall in one bite, and if I gnaw on someone, I'll go, Mom, it's haunted.

Netizens broke out in a cold sweat, this fierce ghost is really fierce, how capable Wang Gang is to be afraid of these ghosts.

The more real police are not more serious, they all grabbed Wang Gang's clothes, and this time they didn't leave Wang Gang, Wang Gang didn't have a way, and led a few policemen to start patrolling.

In the small square, the host Xiao Qiu was scared and fainted because he was remembered by the ghost, and he didn't run.

Wang Gang walked over with the police, and when he saw Xiao Qiu, Wang Gang didn't take it to heart, after all, he is the host of the TV station, and it is normal for the host to oppose you catching ghosts and exorcism. If you can't get on the line.

Wang Gang stepped forward and squatted down, patted Xiao Qiu's face, and shouted, "Hey, wake up, wake up." Xiao Qiu didn't react.

When the police comrades saw that someone had fainted, they hurriedly surrounded them, and the older policemen had experience, so they let everyone disperse to ensure that the air was fresh, and they squatted down and began to pinch people. The five ghosts followed from a distance, and they didn't squeak, just carrying the camera to shoot honestly.

With a "z", Xiao Qiu woke up. When I opened my eyes, I saw that it was the police, that happy, that moved, that excited, anyway, I just grabbed it and didn't let go, I just gasped twice, and squinted to see Wang Gang, now the new hatred and old hatred have come up, this happened to me, don't think about being the host in this life, the TV station can transfer itself to work behind the scenes, even if it is benevolent enough, after all, I had a live broadcast accident.

It's all to blame on Wang Gang, if it weren't for him, how could he be so embarrassed, if it wasn't for Wang Gang himself, how would he have met a ghost.

So Xiao Qiu jumped up and shouted: "Comrade policeman, I want to report Wang Gang for pretending to be a ghost and promoting feudal superstition, and he is also pretending to be a ghost to scare people, which has caused a great impact in society, he is a liar, quickly, arrest him quickly." ”

Wang Gang laughed angrily, boy, I haven't done anything yet, your hat is buttoned in time enough, and an idea was passed on to the three sisters of the ghost.

The ghost smirked and laughed, got up and floated behind Xiao Qiu, the ghost came, and the police couldn't cover it, the police still took care of Xiao Qiu, and the girl ran to Wang Gang's side, only by Wang Gang's side is safe.

Xiao Qiu Zheng wondered why the police comrades ran away to Wang Gang's side? Suddenly, a creepy thought arose, how could this scene be so familiar, Xiao Qiu's muscles began to stiffen, and he heard a deep female voice behind him, "Little brother, who do you say is pretending to be a ghost?" Is it okay for my sister to fly with you? ”

Xiao Qiu turned his head stiffly, only to see a female ghost staring at him with a hideous face, and a pair of ghost claws had already grabbed his shoulders. Xiao Qiu's hair stood up, his whole brain was completely empty, and all that was left in his mouth was "Ah, ghost!" ”

Ghost San didn't care if Xiao Qiu would be scared or not, grabbed Xiao Qiu's shoulders and flew directly into the sky. Xiao Ming likes to be lively, carrying the camera, and flying into the sky with a "whoosh".

Netizens grew their mouths, and Xiao Qiu peed his pants while flying on the computer screen, which was called a heavenly girl scattered flowers, and that was called a scream. Xiao Ming, a new cameraman, has no teacher, and he actually shot the whole picture with the effect of a blockbuster. Didn't miss a shot,

"Whoosh" Ghost San took Xiao Qiu to a height of several hundred meters. Stopped in mid-air.

Ghost San pressed his throat next to Xiao Qiu's ear and said, "Little brother, do you like my sister to fly with you?" ”

Xiao Qiu had already been frightened and nodded mechanically. Ghost Sanle, you like stimulation in your feelings, and your sister also likes stimulation, then, well, then let go.

As soon as he let go, Xiao Qiu fell directly into free fall, hundreds of meters high, Xiao Ming hurriedly carried the camera to track and shoot, Xiao Qiu finally collapsed, and he didn't know where the courage came from, his brain turned, and he shouted loudly: "God of War save me, I was wrong, save me." ”

When "Barda" was three or four meters above the ground, the ghost made a big move, directly dragged Xiao Qiu, and then threw it to the ground.

Xiao Qiu fell to the ground, immediately came to life, ran a few steps desperately, hugged Wang Gang's leg and didn't let go, and cried loudly: "God of War, you are the real God of War, woo woo, save me, drive these ghosts away, drive them away." ”

Wang Gang was happy, and the whole person was instantly possessed by Scientology, and criticized with a straight face: "This comrade, you are a media person with a sense of justice, how can you say anything about feudal superstition, where did this bright ghost come from, as a young man who grew up with a good modern education, I despise you." ”

Netizens burst into laughter, when is your sister still pretending, no ghost, you fly a few hundred meters to try, no ghost, is it an alien standing next to you against the camera? This host is also brain-dead, you have nothing to do with the God of War, haven't you found it yet, as long as the God of War is there, don't talk about ghosts, it's like an alien to be beaten down.

The police are collectively speechless, can they still talk a little, do you want Bilian, open your eyes and say nonsense, it's not like this, it's still modern education, it's still a good youth, can a good young man dare not let go of the fart beaten by the fierce ghosts? You despise an eggplant.