Chapter 14 Pull the fat man into the water
The fat man looked at Emma in surprise and said in Emma's ear, "Your friend is beautiful, but to me, she is just a beautiful vase." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info I prefer things in the depths of my heart, can we find a quieter place to talk? ”
Emma looked at the fat man questioningly and thought about it, "Okay." I said hello to my friend. ”
Liu Fatzi secretly glanced at Zhang Hanming: "Brother, I'm going to let go for you, don't let me down!" ”
Zhang Hanming watched the fat man jealously and left the bar with the girl, and found a corner to talk about life. Zhang Hanming sighed and walked towards the beautiful Yanmar with a firm will.
"Hi... Can I have a drink? ”
The beauty looked at Zhang Hanming, moved out of the dead face and replied, "No need, I'm waiting for someone, thank you." ”
Zhang Hanming smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry to disturb you." ”
Zhang Hanming returned to his position in a decadent manner, and was ruthless: "Hey... Dude, have a glass of Polish vodka. ”
Zhang Hanming picked up the wine glass, and the real man took a sip. At first, I didn't feel anything, but after a few seconds, I felt a strong heat flow down my stomach and esophagus, in my mouth, nostrils, on my head, and finally in the back of my head.
Zhang Hanming was looking for a bottle of mineral water to fill, when suddenly a warm current from his abdomen went upstream, all the way to the top of his head. Zhang Hanming closed his eyes comfortably and reveled.
If it weren't for the fact that this bar is non-smoking, Zhang Hanming would really want to come to the roots. Zhang Hanming, who was in high spirits, asked the bartender to refill two more glasses for himself, and in the bartender's surprised eyes, Zhang Hanming drank two more glasses in a row.
Zhang Hanming found himself in a magical place again, it is certain that this is also one of the benefits of becoming a landlord, Zhang Hanming looked at the direction of the fat man badly.
"Hi .. Dude, here for 10 cups. ”
Zhang Hanming picked up the wine plate, put it on the table, made it next to the fat man, smiled at the girl opposite, and then said to the fat man: "Come... Fatty, drink some pure wine. ”
"What wine? You didn't go to the girl? ”
"I went, but people ignored me. Vodka! ”
Liu Fatzi looked at Zhang Hanming unexpectedly: "Ha... It's okay, brother sympathizes with you! Come... If you don't get drunk, you don't go home. ”
Zhang Hanming and the fat man touched the cup lightly, and the two of them took a sip together. The two of them picked up another glass and were about to continue. Emma next to her spoke.
"You won't want me to have a drink?"
Zhang Hanming smiled similarly to the fat man and made a gesture of please. The 10 glasses of wine were quickly gone, Emma drank 2 glasses, and the two were divided.
Two hours later, Zhang Hanming helped the fat man out of the bar, and the fat man muttered in a hurry: "Hanming, I'm not drunk." You can still drink, don't go. ”
I took a taxi to the shop, helped the fat man upstairs, and put him on the bed. If it weren't for the fact that he had a lot more strength after becoming a landlord, Zhang Hanming really couldn't help the fat man. Of course... Zhang Hanming can also use spells to make the fat man float upstairs by himself.
I called my mother and said that I slept in the store with the fat man today. Zhang Hanming lay on the sofa, listening to the fat man's voice and slowly fell asleep.
In his sleep, Zhang Hanming felt a little abnormal and woke up immediately. It turned out that the fat man was still half-drunk, muttering to drink water. Zhang Hanming looked at his phone, it was almost 4 o'clock. Got up from the sofa, helped the fat man get a bottle of mineral water, and shook the fat man awake.
Liu Fatzi dried a bottle of mineral water in one go, returned to his soul, and said half-dead: "Han Ming, you cow!" The amount of alcohol is so good? ”
Zhang Hanming sneered: "It's because you drink too badly!" ”
"Well... You're ruthless! ”
"How's it going, feel better? Let's go to bed, it's still early. ”
"I can't sleep, let's talk."
Zhang Hanming nodded indifferently and also lay down on the sofa.
"Hamming, have your ideals changed?"
Zhang Hanming was stunned for a moment, looking at the ceiling with empty eyes: "Hehe... Ideal? I don't want anything right now. I just want to make a little money and not gnaw at the old. That's what I want. ”
Liu Fatzi looked at Zhang Hanming unexpectedly: "Didn't someone say that he wanted to break out in the United States?" Make her regret it! Changed so quickly? ”
"At the time, it was just angry words, and you took it seriously. I'm really not a grudge. Fatty, your ideals? Changed? ”
Liu Fatzi also looked at the ceiling: "Mao's ideal, if you can't get along, you will return to China, be a good baby, and find a woman to marry casually." ”
"Heh... Didn't someone say that they wanted to mix in Europe and the United States, have nothing to do with Yanmar, bully foreigners, drink foreign wine, drive foreign cars, live in foreign buildings, and be a foreign tyrant? ”
Liu Fatzi looked at Zhang Hanming with a smile on his face: "Hey... I think so. Damn... Foreign devils and thieves! It's hard to make money! ”
Zhang Hanming looked at Fat Liu, his mind was racing, and he gritted his teeth: "Fatty, can I trust you?" ”
Liu Fatzi couldn't help but laugh after hearing this: "You and I can go out without brains." Did you say that? ”
Zhang Hanming also laughed, and then said seriously: "Fatty, do you believe that there are ghosts in the world?" ”
"Ghosts! Your sister! Don't scare me, I'm fat, not fat. ”
"I'm serious."
"Hmm... I guess there is! Anyway, I believe half of it. ”
Zhang Hanming sat up from the sofa and smiled evilly: "Do you want to see ghosts now?" ”
Liu Fatzi's eyes glared: "Your sister! Don't tell me you're a ghost! ”
"Gon... Seriously. ”
"Yes."
"Are you sure?"
"Nonsense!"
"Well... Let's go to the third floor platform. ”
Zhang Hanming and Liu Fatzi came to the third floor slowly, and the two walked to the platform near the cemetery, and the fat man looked around with wide eyes: "Then there is a ghost?" ”
Zhang Hanming raised his hand and gently patted the fat man's shoulder: "Now let's take a look." ”
The fat man asked Zhang Hanming to shoot it, and then looked back at Zhang Hanming strangely. Hearing Zhang Hanming tell him to look, he turned his head to look at the cemetery: "I'm... Why are there so many people at once? Are those ghosts? After speaking, he grabbed Zhang Hanming's arm tightly with both hands and hid behind Zhang Hanming.
"Hiding from what? Do you think I can hold you off with my size? Don't be afraid of children, if you look closely, are many of them floating and moving? ”
Liu Fatzi looked at the cemetery with wide eyes in horror: "Your sister! It's really floating! Fast... Fast... Let's go down and don't let them find out. Before he finished speaking, Liu Fatzi quickly ran towards the staircase.
Back in the bedroom, Liu Fatzi sat on the sofa in horror, saw Zhang Hanming coming, and asked with a knotted mouth: "Han.. Hamming, how can you see ghosts? Nima... What the hell are you here, so many ghosts? ”
Zhang Hanming gloated and said, "Don't be afraid, they can't hurt us." Well... Most of them can't hurt us. ”
"That little part? You won't come into the house, will you? No way... I'm going back to San Francisco, so I'm going now! No way... Wait until dawn and go! ”
Zhang Hanming said disdainfully: "I'm afraid of hair!" I can show you that of course I have a way to protect you, don't worry. Ten thousand ghosts won't hurt us. ”
Liu Fatzi looked at Zhang Hanming suspiciously: "Hanming, you have an adventure?" Running into a fairy? Can spells? ”
Zhang Hanming thought for a while, and then said: "I know a little magic, I met a magical psychic, I don't know if he is a human being, a ghost, or a god, these are all taught to me." ”
"Ahh Then you teach me! ”
Zhang Hanming said helplessly: "I can't teach." I subconsciously do these spells. Let me tell you why, I really don't know how to explain it. ”
Fat Liu nodded thoughtfully: "Continue to sleep, I want to be quiet and digest." ”
Looking at the fat man tossing and turning, Zhang Hanming felt that he should let him digest it first, and not stimulate him!
The next day, early in the morning. Zhang Hanming knew that the fat man had gotten up, Zhang Hanming felt that it was still early, so he didn't open his eyes and continued his half-asleep state.
Liu Fatzi sat on the edge of the bed for a while with a changeable expression, and walked to the sofa excitedly: "Han Ming, get up." ”
Zhang Hanming opened his eyes, looked at the excited fat man, and asked, "What's wrong?" It's still early, I'm squinting! ”
"Squint your sister! Did I see a ghost yesterday? Didn't I dream? ”
"I can tell you for sure, you didn't dream."
The fat man slapped his thigh hard: "It turns out that there are really ghosts in the world!" ”
"Congratulations, you are now one of the few people in the world who knows the truth."
Liu Fatzi looked at Zhang Hanming with a smile: "Hanming, get rich!" We're iron buddies, right? You're rich, but you have to take me with you! ”
When Han Ming heard the word fortune, he also sat up straight: "Fortune? What do you mean by that? ”
"Your sister! You are now the spirit woman that the old man in our hometown said, you can pass through ghosts and gods, and you are not rich? The domestic market is so big, there are tens of thousands of people who are psychic at will, and it is even more difficult to meet those who have money. ”
Zhang Hanming looked at the fat man with disdain: "It's not good for me to be a spiritual woman as a big man, right?" Still going back home? Returning to China to be a spiritual woman? It's so shameless! In one, my spells will be useful for Barsto, and it will be useless to return home. ”
Liu Fatzi thought for a while and said, "Then I won't return to China, let's get it in the United States." ”
Zhang Hanming continued to disdain: "First: My mother will definitely not let me do this. Second: Although the status of our Chinese in the United States has gradually improved, to put it mildly, the status of blacks is higher than ours, you pretend to be a ghost, and violent institutions will kill you casually. Americans can accept white or black psychics and not necessarily yellows. Third: Western religions are too powerful, and I don't want to have anything to do with infidels. Fourth: In this business, I guess don't want to find a wife. Fifth: ...."
"Stop! Understand, don't be looking for a reason. Let me think about it. The fat man saw that Zhang Hanming was going to continue the fifth and sixth times, so he quickly stopped.
Zhang Hanming looked at the anxious fat man, thought for a while and said: "I've been thinking about this problem recently, and there is still room for operation." ”
The anxious Liu Fat Man suddenly came to his senses: "What do you say?" ”
"Here's what I think. Let's get a postal express. ”
Liu Fatzi was blinded: "Postal express? ”
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