Chapter 15 Postal Express

Zhang Hanming said confidently: "Well, we can send the letter on our behalf." Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info simply put, let the ghosts write letters, and we send them to their relatives. In getting their loved ones to write letters, we send them to the ghosts. ”

After listening to this, Liu Fatzi's brain quickly digested it, and then said, "Can a ghost write a letter?" Can people still see? You're not kidding? After speaking, he quickly moved a chair, sat down in front of Zhang Hanming, looked at Zhang Hanming with curious eyes, and waited for his explanation.

"You must know our traditional Chinese paper money, right? I can tell you for sure that there are some things that are burned to ghosts, and they can receive them, including pen and paper. After the ghost writes the letter, I have a way to turn the letters in the underworld into our yang world, which can be seen by ordinary people. However, for the time being, it can only be valid within the Barstow range. ”

The amount of information is a bit large, and Han Ming's explanation is not very detailed, but it doesn't matter, after Liu Fatzi automatically made up his brain, he probably understood: "You mean, you have a way to make the Yin and Yang worlds communicate with each other in Barsto?" ”

Zhang Hanming nodded teachably, reached out and patted the fat man's round head: "It's so smart!" ”

"Gon...! That's right... There are ghosts, but ghosts can't dream? Must write a letter? Don't we all have dreams in Huaxia? In addition, you mean, we can communicate, we can pay for it, just like postage stamps? ”

"Yes... That's what I mean. As a matter of common sense, I think people are still willing to spend money. By now, I know that there is a ghost club, or our Huaxia, a ghost who has been dead for a hundred years! He's still a kung fu master. I guess there should also be a way to dream up, and it requires a lot of energy in one and is not practical. I just don't know if everyone will be willing to pay for communication, and how much they are willing to spend? ”

The fat man closed his eyes and thought, and then said, "That's it! That's easy to do. Hamming, for example. Your grandfather wrote you a letter, and I delivered it to your door. You see that the handwriting is your grandfather's, and the letter says something secret to prove that it is your grandfather. You'll be surprised, but after reading it, your family will want to reply, right? Such a mysterious thing, just like psychics, we are justified in charging for it! How much does it cost... I've got to think about it first! “

"Hmm... That's probably what it means. But it's best not to reveal our identity, this thing is too mysterious, let the American violence agencies know that it will definitely be investigated! ”

Liu Fatzi nodded thoughtfully, and said worriedly: "What about sending the letter?" Secretly sending it may also be exposed! How to collect money is also a problem! ”

"I have a way of delivering the letter to their house without anyone finding out. I also thought about collecting the money, so I just found a remote place to set up a mailbox, and stuffed the postage and envelope into the mailbox, and I had a way to take the letter and money without realizing it. Now there is a question, how to spend the postage charged? ”

Liu Fatzi thought about it carefully and said, "Yes, someone really wants to check you." Just check the number of the banknote. ”

Zhang Hanming looked at the fat man with expectant eyes: "You have a lot of ghost ideas, do you want to think of a way?" ”

Liu Fatzi scratched his head and thought hard, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Han Ming, how much do you think we charge for the courier fee?" ”

Zhang Hanming was stunned for a moment, and said cautiously: "1-2 US dollars, do you think it will be high!" ”

Liu Fatzi squirted a mouthful of old blood, pointed at Zhang Hanming and said, "You... Are you really stupid or fake stupid. If you were given a chance to receive a letter from your grandfather, how much would you give? ”

Zhang Hanming was really stunned: "Hmm... It's hard to say! I now have more than $10,000 from my mom on hand, and I'm willing to give it all! But we're going to do long-term business! ”

Liu Fatzi smiled with satisfaction: "I know for a long time. $100 at a time, less I'm in a hurry with you! ”

Zhang Hanming's eyes widened: "Are you crazy? Barstow has a population of more than 30,000, about 10,000 households, which family has not killed a few people? It's normal to send 2-3 letters a month, right? In the long run, the burden is very heavy! I don't agree, although I don't mind making more money from foreigners, I don't want to be a black-hearted businessman. ”

Liu Fatzi gritted his teeth: "Your sister's forehead!" Yes... $50 at a time, can't be less in it! ”

Zhang Hanming thought again: "$10? I can earn hundreds of thousands of dollars every month!"

Liu Fatzi said disdainfully: "You want to be a?" If you want to send kindness to China, I have no opinion, and tell the foreign devil about Mao's kindness. ”

Zhang Hanming explained: "I am afraid that the price is too high, which will make the relevant departments quickly worry about it."

"Damn.... That's $20! The monthly expenses are only the money for a foreigner's meal. Most people can afford it. ”

"Hmm... All right! Listen to you. ”

Seeing that Zhang Hanming agreed, Liu Fatzi said with a smile: "The rest is a matter of spending money." 20 yuan a piece, even if Barstow has an average of two letters per household per month, it is 400,000 yuan a month! That's a lot of money! I wonder how to launder all this money! It's definitely not okay to go into battle shirtless by yourself, even if you pay taxes, there are special agencies that want to catch us slices. Our business is unprecedented! In addition, it is foreseeable that it should basically be a small bill of 20 yuan and 10 yuan! The volume and weight are a bit large! It's not realistic to go abroad! ”

Liu Fatzi stood up and paced back and forth in the small bedroom, muttering something in his mouth, and suddenly Liu Fatzi stopped and said excitedly: "There is a way, safety is safety, but we have to lose part of the profit." ”

Zhang Hanming nodded in surprise and responded: "Even if you lose half of it, it's no problem!" ”

Liu Fatzi did it, sorted out his thoughts, and said, "We can sell products to earn this money." We can find a few people of more status and status in Barstow to manage the postage, provided that a loved one has passed away and needs to send letters frequently. After the difficulty, we need to borrow the name of the psychic, and the postage is charged by the psychic on the surface, because the psychic needs to cast a spell to transmit letters from the yin and yang worlds, and of course he is eligible to charge, in the name of the psychic, let the person who manages the postage buy the sacrifice and burn it to them. Letters can be communicated, and it is understandable that ghosts have material needs! ”

Zhang Hanming nodded and said, "It makes sense, go on." ”

"Aren't we just selling sacrifices? In the first few times, psychics did not ask the administrator to specify where to buy sacrifices, aren't there a few shops around us that sell this? What we have to do now is to spend a lot of money, and all the offerings used to burn in the store have been replaced, how to come to the high-end market! That's right... Are there any products in our store that are unique? ”

Zhang Hanming thought for a while: "Unique to China, I have the most abundant products in my store. ”

"That's easy to do, entrust the manager to come to the store to buy unique products a few times, and after a few times, the psychic can say that the quality of the things in our store is the best, and most of them will be sold in our store in the future." It's hard for anyone to find fault with that, right? Our quality is indeed the best, the operation is good, according to the monthly calculation of 400,000, we have absolutely no problem with a profit of about 250,000! ”

Zhang Hanming wisped and asked weakly: "What kind of sacrifice to buy for 20-300,000 US dollars a month?" The most expensive offering in the store is only about ten dollars. ”

Liu Fatzi thought for a while and said, "Hmm... For the time being, a batch of high-end offerings will be made from Los Angeles, and they can be imported from China and Southeast Asia in the future. For example, mahogany mahjong, mahogany made of Apple mobile phones or something. Multiply by 3 times 4 by the cost. Mahogany carved villas, cars, home appliances.... There's so much room to manoeuvre! Let's pay our taxes honestly, absolutely no problem. In addition, we can also have psychics pay their salaries to the people who manage the postage! The more benefits people share, the safer we are. Didn't you say that what was burned in the underworld could be received? In the burning of these things, distribute them to the ghosts who wrote the letters, then everyone has no opinion, of course, there must be a few foreigners who have opinions, don't you know how to spell? Just kill it. ”

Zhang Han understood the fat man's glance: "You can't receive household appliances in the underworld, it's too high-tech!" ”

"Damn, it's you who use spells to send letters, you can say whatever you want! Let's just say that the high-end things have been taken away by God! It's okay to buy more things that you can receive, and you still have opinions if you have something? If you have any opinions, write a letter directly to your family and ask your family to burn it. ”

Zhang Hanming thought about it seriously, and then nodded: "Good idea!" Powerful people in the yang world have money to take, and they can also communicate with their dead family members. There are things to take in the underworld, and you can write letters to pass the time of boredom. But what about the people who manage the postage to hack our money? ”

Liu Fatzi scoffed: "Who dares? Don't you know how to spell? Can't you take a few ghost thugs? Let the ghosts star, whoever dares to break everyone's letters, and then let each ghost write to his family to expose him. At that time, the whole Barstow people will consciously kill him. You're calling the ghost to him by the way, and you're going to spit it out twice as much if you eat us! It's also a bit of a hassle! In order to avoid leaks, we need to review every letter, which is a bit of a lot of work! ”

"Why censorship?"

"It must be reviewed! What if someone is going to work against us? The heart of anti-people and ghosts is indispensable! ”

Zhang Hanming promised: "Trial will be tried, this matter can be secretly reviewed by the Chinese ghosts I know." Just read the letter and still want privacy? Then don't send it! ”

Liu Fatzi slapped his face: "Okay, it's decided." Now we need to find an umbrella and put together the people who manage the postage. Is there any big guy in Barstow who just died of his father and his mother? ”

Zhang Hanming thought for a while and asked weakly, "Is it okay to die my son?" ”

"Yes! White-haired people send black-haired people, the effect is definitely better. ”

"It's the son of the Barstow police chief."

"It's better to come early than to come at the right time. Yes, I'll choose him. Hamming, tell me honestly, none of the above is a joke? ”

Zhang Hanming glared at the fat man and said, "You still don't know me? ”

Liu Fatzi clapped his hands and said, "Okay, I'll go to Los Angeles today, and I'll leave the matter of finding high-end sacrifices to me, and I will solve the problem of funds." You are responsible for selecting the person who will manage the postage first, and straightening out the matter of exchanging mail. ”

"Do you want to be in such a hurry?"

"Money is like a battlefield! Nima... Lao Tzu is finally going to get rich. ”

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