Chapter 229: Fighting Tigers and Teasing Monkeys
The tigers were still approaching, and both tigers opened their mouths. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
However, Wang Gang can see the bluff of the two tigers, after all, they are animals that are often hunted on the ground, and it is an instinct to go up the tree, but the two tigers in front of him are a little rusty about the skill of climbing the tree, it should be because they have just been stocked, and they are okay when they are in the lower half, and they are at ease, but they can't do it on the small fork of the upper half, and the two tigers are obviously a little trying to measure, and the action has slowed down a lot.
Wang Gang is angry.
Oh, you have times when you're scared!
You want to eat me, don't you?
Wang Gang also figured it out at this time, go to your sister's protected animal, go to the trust between your sister's people and the tiger, you want to eat buddy, buddy will give you politeness.
If it is a real knife and a real gun, Wang Gang is actually not scared, the attack power of the tiger is on the claws and mouth, Wang Gang has a huge strength, all in his hands, compared with the two, Wang Gang feels that it is a bit unfair to fight with his bare hands, at least he has to find some weapons.
Wang Gang stood on the top of the tree and looked around, well, it was basically in vain, but no, if you can find some bricks, stones, steel plates or something on the ground, but what can be on the top of the big tree, except for the branches, it is the branches.
But as soon as Wang Gang's eyes rolled, he came up with an idea, what's wrong with the branches, aren't the branches also weapons!
Thinking of doing it, Wang Gang immediately picked a big tree hairpin with the thickness of his wrist, and the huge force in his hand was launched, and with a "card rub", the big tree hairpin was broken by Wang Gang.
Wang Gang stood on the top of the big tree very coquettishly and waved the branches, about one meter and a half in length, dancing like a tiger, it was a weapon in hand.
At this time, the tiger also cautiously surrounded him.
With the weapon in hand, Wang Gang confidently "wooed" in his throat, giving you both a chance, and retreat obediently, Uncle spared you from dying.
"Whew" on.
"Whew" ate him.
The two big tigers obviously would not let go of Wang Gang, howled twice, one left and one right, grabbed the trunk and climbed over.
Wang Gang raised his thumb at the tiger, "I have a character, I like it!" ”
said so, but Wang Gang's hand did not relax, he raised the stick, and came to the head of the big tiger who was against the water just now.
He didn't have any ambiguity about this stick, the rabbit had to bite when he was in a hurry, let alone facing two big tigers who wanted to eat him.
"Smack"
Wang Gang smashed hard enough, this is not the force that can be borne by the trunk, the tiger was immediately smashed by Wang Gang, it fell down the tree, thanks to the branches and leaves, otherwise this stick, maybe the tiger will be reincarnated.
But this also threw the tiger to pieces, and the tiger lay under the big tree and hummed and chirped for several seconds before he could stand up.
The other tiger was very shrewd, and when he saw that Wang Gang had smashed his companion down, he immediately curled up his tail, and he was so happy that he didn't even leave a scene, and jumped under the tree with his tail between his legs, and stretched out his tongue to lick the tiger that had just fallen.
Wang Gang didn't have any good intentions when he saw this scene, but now he knows that he is pitiful, why did he go when he wanted to eat people just now, this is a disease, and he has to be cured.
Wang Gang jumped down the tree, jumped up and down to the bottom of the tree, holding a stick in both hands, while guarding against the tiger, while turning around, this guy thought very simply, give the tiger a chance to rest, who knows what moths will come out of these two fools for a while, you must take advantage of the tiger when they are alone.
The other tiger was not ready to let Wang Gang go, he had never seen Wang Gangcai's bravery, Wang Gang was just food for him.
"Whew" The tiger howled, let go of the tiger on the ground, turned around and pounced on Wang Gang, with great strength and fierce posture.
Wang Gang shouted, "It's good to come." ”
He was waiting for the attack of the tiger.
Wang Gang launched at a distance under his feet, and his whole body moved to the left for more than half a meter, and the big tree fork in his hand smashed into the tiger's backbone.
With a "bump", the tiger was smashed squarely.
When I was born and you died, Wang Gang would not show mercy, and this smash was not light.
The tiger was stunned, but it still had strength.
The tiger stood up, full of ferocity, and it opened its mouth and bit Wang Gang's left leg.
Hehe, still not convinced!
Wang Gang directly pulled the fork of the big tree into a flower, and pulled it over when his head was in the tiger's mouth.
With a "snap", the tiger's mouth was almost crooked by Wang Gang.
A little blood foam was directly seen at the corner of his mouth.
It took a step forward in a daze, and fell directly to the ground, unable to stand up.
Within two minutes, two extremely vicious tigers, one on the left and one on the right, were all smashed down by Wang Gang.
Of course, the matter is not over at all.
On the opposite side is a man-eating tiger, how can you do it if you don't convince them, Wang Gang grabbed the fork in his hand, split his head and covered his face and greeted the tiger who couldn't get up.
"Whew" you still want to eat me.
"Whew" makes you treacherous.
"Whew" bullies honest people, right?
"Woo" spares his life, and the tiger begins to succumb.
"Whew" Don't dare anymore, you're the best.
"Whew" Are you two really obedient? Wang Gang asked tentatively.
The two tigers looked at each other, all of them were bitter blood and tears at a glance, and they nodded very humanely now, turned over in unison, turned their bellies against Wang Gang, stretched out their limbs, and their expressions were unguarded.
Although Wang Gang has not studied tigers, he knows the rules of the animal kingdom, once the animal turns its belly at you, it represents a real convincing.
Depending on the situation, this product is really soft.
"Whew" you get up and let me ride you for two laps.
Wang Gang commanded at the later big tiger.
The tiger had no temper, staggered to his feet, lowered his head, stuck out his tongue, and reluctantly climbed in front of Wang Gang, and lay down very obediently, the meaning was obvious, "Your lord, you are seated." ”
Wang Gang first kicked the goods lightly with his foot, but the tiger did not react, and he did not grin.
"Well, yes, I'll have to come like this in the future, and I'm not allowed to eat when I see humans."
"Whew" I don't dare, I won't eat people anymore.
To say that Wang Gang is a cautious person, this is absolutely true, the tigers are convinced, at this time it stands to reason that he should hurry back to the bus, but people are not like this, not only did he not choose to go back to the bus, but also chose to ride the tiger.
On the one hand, Nima, in this world, there are people who drive luxury cars, planes, and even spaceships, and there may be a few people who ride tigers.
On the other hand, hehe, a group of monkeys scolded Wang Gang for a long time just now, it is not a good habit to scold back, then you have to get your face back, with the help of tigers, not to mention a group of monkeys, you have to kneel when you come to a group.
So in the eyes of the tourists of the two buses.
Among the stupidity of all the melon-eating masses who lost their eyeballs.
Mr. Wang Da stepped on the back of the tiger majestically, the left green dragon, no, it is the left hand tree fork, the right white tiger, well, no, it should be said that the right is followed by a bald tiger, can it not be bald, the hair is pulled off by Wang Gang.
The two tigers walked under the big tree where the monkeys were.
Wang Gang was lucky in the dantian, and said with a dragon and a tiger, "Oh, the monkey on the tree, there is a kind of fight with this king for three hundred rounds." ”
Of course, this is in the monkey language, and when others hear it, it is a snorting monkey call.
But it's different when you hear the monkeys.
"Zizi" he can speak.
"Oops, it's coming."
"Run."
At this time, the tiger also came out with the posture that he should have as a little brother.
"Whew" "Whew"
Wang Gang can speak monkey language, which will cause some commotion in the monkey group, but the ending is like that, but it is different when the tiger is angry, what is the tiger, that is the king of all beasts, that is the existence at the top of the biological chain in the stocking area.
With just these two voices, the monkeys were instantly frightened.
The monkey king knelt on the tree, and this guy said very personically: "Don't blame the king, we have tribute, don't eat us." ”
"Tribute?" Wang Gang was laughed at angrily, a group of monkeys to talk about tribute to a human? Make no mistake, I still care about your broken fruit?
Wang Gang grinned and said, "You come down, let me kick a few feet to get angry." ”
This monkey is definitely not stupid to be the monkey king, it belongs to the kind of IQ crushing in the monkey group, it is not stupid, what about the two tigers below, you let me go down, do you still have the life to come back alive.
Sure enough, he was a qualified person with enough IQ, but I saw that the monkey king touched the hole in the tree behind him twice, and a mineral water bottle appeared in his hand for no reason, the bottle was very clean, there was no filth, and the bottle contained most of the red liquid in it, Wang Gang saw this bottle and his heart suddenly moved.
He thought of a top-notch thing in his culinary skills.
Monkey wine.
Millennial delicacies of monkey wine.
There is no other monkey wine in the world.
"What is this" Wang Gang held back the surprise in his heart and asked calmly.
"The wine we make." The Monkey King was a little apprehensive.
"Drop it and I'll see."
The Monkey King didn't dare to delay, and reached out and dropped the bottle, but the expression on its face looked like the kind with pain, Wang Gang rode on the back of the tiger, copied it, took it directly in his hand, and unscrewed the cap.
A rich fruity aroma came out.
Fragrant.
Flavor.
It is not the fragrance of alcohol, it is a natural fragrance of fruits, if there is nothing, but after inhaling deeply into the nostrils, it becomes an unrestrained airflow, circulating your limbs and bones, and circulating your heart, liver, spleen and lungs.
Good stuff, definitely good stuff.
But Wang Gang didn't drink it, isn't it, the mineral water is definitely not monkey's, maybe it was picked up from the garbage can, the monkey wine is good, it is the wine made by monkeys, but can you expect the monkeys to be hygienic? Not to mention the hygienic conditions, there may be 'new things' in this wine that Wang Gang doesn't know, as a person with cooking skills, monkey wine is relatively rare, but if it is a bit of snakes, insects, rats and ants, there is nowhere to complain after drinking.
Wang Gang is going to take it home and do some secondary processing, so that it can be called the best in the world.
"That's it, it's not enough, you have to have some more." Wang Gang greedily began to negotiate with the Monkey King.
I saw the Monkey King jumping up and down in a hurry and said: "King, it's gone, these are still my treasures, you can let us go." ”
"Really?"
"It's gone."
"Do you dare to curse in the future?"
"Don't dare, don't dare anymore!"
"Look at your interest, let you go this time, if you dare to have a next time, I will let my two tiger brothers eat you clean."
Wang Gang got cheap and didn't forget to threaten the monkeys.
After all, a monkey is a monkey, and the IQ is like that, Wang Gang communicated a few words. A group of monkeys began to rejoice, and the atmosphere returned to the beginning, and even smaller monkeys began to tentatively touch the tiger's buttocks.
In normal times, these monkeys don't have the courage to play with tigers, that's not called playing, that's called playing with life. (To be continued.) )