Wang Gang is very cool now, he beat the tiger, rode the tiger, and extorted most of the bottles of monkey wine by the way. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This trip to the park is worth it.

He also happily touched out the mobile phone with no signal, and took a few photos when he caught himself, if he wasn't afraid that the tiger would hurt his parents, Wang Gang might dare to pull his parents down and take a few photos together.

What is called Dese, this is called Dese.

What is called, this is called.

The monkeys were also very happy at this time, many monkeys saw that the tiger did not eat monkeys, and jumped down to catch lice for the tiger, and there were bold people who surrounded Wang Gang to ask questions and ask questions, and finally caught a person who could speak monkey language, which was a rare thing.

"King, why do you speak monkey language?"

"I will, can you?"

"The king is so powerful, the yellow-haired monster can beat it."

"That's, if you don't see who I am, you have to say hello when you see me in the future, you know!"

"The king is mighty, and the king is powerful."

"Why don't you grow hair?"

"Why are you wearing bark?"

"Why don't you have lice on you?"

Yes, Wang Gang has become a hundred thousand whys.

Wang Gang had fun with the monkeys here.

But it's different when you put it in the bus.

The two cars, one in front and one behind, hundreds of people, Chinese, and foreigners, all had ghostly expressions on their faces, and the two cars were very quiet, no one spoke, and no one moved, just like the two cars of stone people.

Especially the out-of-town tourists who were all worried about it just now, few of them knew what Wang Gang was doing.

They knew that they were going to die, the tiger ate people, the sky fell and the ground fell, and the days never happened, but who would have thought that in less than two minutes, two big tigers and a group of splashing monkeys would let Wang Gang clean up alone.

Riding a tiger?

Blackmailing monkeys"

Everyone watched Wang Gang ask for a bottle with the monkey, looking at Wang Gang's face, it must be a good thing, maybe it is monkey wine, and the legend of monkey wine is also familiar to the common people of China.

The security guard was also confused at this time.

He didn't believe his eyes in the extreme, and he poked the tour guide who was just as confused as him with his finger and said, "Tongtong, are we dreaming?" ”

The tour guide obviously didn't come back from his surprise, "It should be true!" ”

Someone took the lead in speaking.

The carriage thawed instantly.

"Damn, two tigers."

"The bull is at home, Wang Gang really subdued the tiger."

"Husband, I didn't dream, you let me pinch you."

"Which one is stronger in wild animals? Looking for Lao Wang in the southern suburbs of the mountain city. ”

At this time, Chen Wenwen also woke up, she opened her eyes and saw Wang Gang riding a tiger teasing the monkey, Chen Wenwen touched her neck speechlessly, and secretly sentenced Wang Gang to death in her heart.

There was a young couple next to Chen Wenwen, and I saw this sister say to Chen Wenwen with a sympathetic face: "This beauty, have you ever been...... Not so happy? ”

There was a hint of sympathy in her tone, didn't she, just now Wang Gang beat Chen Wenwen, and the whole carriage saw it, plus Wang Gang's combat effectiveness, hehe, the two tigers were fucked down, not to mention a woman.

As soon as she spoke, the carriage instantly fell silent, and everyone looked at Chen Wenwen with sympathy.

Even an old lady shook her head and whispered, "What a good girl, why is it like this...... Hi! ”

This group of tourists are all from other places, they don't know how much Wang Gang cares about Chen Wenwen, how beautiful Chen Wenwen is, standing with Wang Gang, yes, what a beauty and the beast, of course, this description is a bit too much, but with Wang Gang's combat effectiveness, it is appropriate.

Many male tourists are even more sad and indignant, Nima, what a good cabbage, how can you like such a violent maniac, it's not scientific, this thing must be resisted.

Chen Wenwen was thoughtful, she smiled shyly, and then casually touched a military kettle. The kind of iron sheet was used by Wang Gang to drink water.

I saw that Chen Wenwen's face was not red or panting, and I didn't see how hard she worked, so she easily pinched and deformed the military kettle.

The security guard of the car directly threw the walkie-talkie in his hand to the ground.

"Goodong" Many male compatriots swallowed a mouthful of saliva in their throats.

Hey, what a beauty and the beast, co-author Chen Wenwen is not a vegetarian, at home, I don't know who beats whom!

The bus was bustling inside, but it didn't stop outside.

Shoot on a helicopter.

The phone of the TV reporter was called.

Unknown numbers.

"Hey."

"Hello Comrade Reporter, I am the director of the Safari Park, my name is Shen Qingming, just call me Section Chief Shen!"

The reporter frowned and said, "Section Chief Shen, do you have something?" ”

Section Chief Shen said with a smile: "Comrade reporter, there was an accident in the zoo, I, the director of the zoo, am more anxious than anyone else, please don't expand the gaffe, this is not good for the TV station, the face of the government, and it is not a good concept for you, you see ......"

"Hehe, it's not good for Section Chief Shen, I'm a media person, speak with facts, speak with conscience, you don't have to talk in vain, I will broadcast today's show."

This reporter is not a good-tempered person, hehe, play officialdom with me, where do you go, buddy doesn't eat this set!

Just think about it, a reporter who dares to tell the truth, a reporter who dares to say no to the relevant departments, is not allowed to report, what kind of joke is it!

Of course, if the person calling is not the section chief, but the mayor, Nima, buddy immediately rolls up and rolls back to stay, a section chief is like blocking the number one big news, go home and look in the mirror first.

So the reporter who beat the chicken blood said with a righteous face to the camera: "Audience friends, our helicopter is about to arrive at the scene of the accident, I will understand the cause and effect of the incident at the first time, if possible, I will fight this life, rescue the trapped tourists, you may wish to empathize, a tourist, happily come to play, was surrounded by two tigers, life is so fragile, how can life pass so easily, I will definitely speak with facts, Justice must be given to this tourist who was killed! ”

When he spoke, he didn't hide anything, and he didn't have any hope for the lives of tourists, but he still thought about it with his head? I also know with my feet that an ordinary tourist, when he meets two big tigers, let alone a few minutes, the past one minute is the manifestation of the ancestors, and he must be dead.

On the one hand, if you don't die, how can I be famous, how can you make headlines if you don't die a few people.

The Internet is very angry, and many people who eat melons are concerned about this matter.

Even many people who don't like to leave messages on the Internet have left messages.

"Thoroughly investigate the responsibility, we must give the people an explanation!"

"Hmph, I'm going to see how the zoo can deal with it this time, and he dares to get a temporary worker to try."

"That's it, how can a living person be eaten by a tiger, how painful he is!"

"If the family knows, it will be cruel, and strongly condemn the zoo."

"I guess I should lose a lot of money."

"Can you buy money for human life? What kind of person are you, you still talk about money at this time, it's so vulgar! ”

"Aren't people already dead, surrounded by two tigers, you still want to keep a whole corpse!"

"Don't bother it, watch the video, it's coming soon!"

The people who have time to eat melons in the whole mountain city, the people who can receive the mountain city tourist station from other provinces, and even many foreign people who are ready to travel to the mountain city safari park, everyone has turned their eyes to the TV picture.

The people were angry.

Section Chief Shen of the zoo was depressed.

The people on the bus were excited.

The camera scene is facing the wild tiger stocking area, and the cameraman is also very excited, he can't wait to take pictures inch by inch. The reporter was even more sad and angry: "We have seen the tour bus, a bus in front of it is leaning on the road, there must have been an accident, this should be the origin of the incident, this is the responsibility of the zoo." ”

But in the next second, the reporter couldn't speak.

There are indeed two big tigers down there.

The real big tigers, each with hundreds of pounds, sharp teeth and sharp mouths, eat people and do not spit out bones.

Not only that, but the two big tigers also jumped up and down.

But that's not the point.

The point is, why does a tiger ride a person on its back, ah, I just want to ask why it rides a person?

Countless pairs of eyes widened at this time.

Nima, what about the tiger that said that the good tiger eats people?

How fragile is a good life?

Who the hell said life would pass so easily?

I'm passing you sister!

I'm fragile, you're spitting on the stars!

In the camera, Wang Gang had the expression of a chicken and fox stealing a fox, and there was one word written on his face - Dese.

And the two big tigers in the legend of man-eating, one sticking out his tongue and the other with his head, wilted and eight-brained, just like the little daughter-in-law who has been wronged, as well-behaved as she wants.

Reality has given everyone a slap in the face.

A lot of people who hit have gold stars in their eyes.

The reporter spat Xingzi and said with a hellish face: "This, this is ......"

It's hard for this buddy.,I finally met a big news.,I thought I could take some pictures of flesh and blood.,But the scenery below is more harmonious.,Man and nature,Man and animal,Your sister,Why are you so harmonious?,Ah,I want flesh and blood flying!

It's lively.

It boiled.

Countless melon-eating masses have the spirit.

"Oh, tigers eat people."

"I believe your evil, this reporter is out of the circus to be funny."

"My heart and mouth are shocked, and you just let me see this?"

But at this moment, the sharp-eyed crowd suddenly noticed the figure on the tiger.

"Why does this man look so familiar, he ...... Isn't he? ”

"Nima, what's wrong, isn't it Wang Gang, why did he go to the zoo!"

"Ha, Wang just went to the zoo, no wonder!"

"I'll go, the god of war is tossing things again, and he doesn't say hello in advance, bad reviews."

"Well, it turned out to be him, it's hard to be a reporter, with Wang Gang here, the tiger can't kill anyone if he comes to fight."

"Haha, it's so happy, look, Wang Gang is going to toss again, and now the zoo should suffer!" (To be continued.) )