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Liu Guanzhang scolded the street in the mountains, if there is no mobile phone positioning, he must get lost! Seeing that the destination is less than five kilometers away from him, he doesn't know how far he has to go in the mountains. Looking at the mountains and running dead horses, you can't run horses in the mountains full of woods, Liu Guanzhang ran so much that he stuck out his tongue.

Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the target, he could already see the shadow of the building from the opposite side of the hillside. Only then did Liu Guanzhang stop cursing at Lu Lao Liu and trotted along the mountain road. At the foot of the mountain, there is a dilapidated mountain gate in this place - look up, there are two big characters written on it: Tiger Gate!

It should be here! Although this name is heavier than the Humen that Lin Zexu stobacco, if you write the word wooden door here, it will make people laugh even more. After crossing the mountain gate, following the stone steps and the dirt road that stepped out, and walking up the mountain, it was not long before I saw a piece of antique architecture - or really an ancient building, if it were not for the colorful slides, swivel chairs and swings in the courtyard wall, it would really be a bit antique.

This Nima looks like a kindergarten? Whose ancient sect still has a slide? Get some plum blossom piles, weapon racks or something, and stick the topic!

Walking along the courtyard wall - I seem to have come from the back of this building, and against the courtyard wall is a small vegetable field, and an old farmer with a white turban is waving a dung spoon to fertilize the vegetables. Liu Guanzhang didn't dare to lean forward, and greeted from a distance: "Uncle, let me ask, is the Shuanghu wooden door here?" ”

When the vegetable farmer heard the name of "Double Tiger Wooden Gate" mentioned, he rushed up the dung spoon with a big head, threw a pestle on the ground, and looked up, only to see a young man with a mountaineering bag on his back, standing against the root of the wall and talking to himself, "Double Tiger Wooden Gate? Gone! Now it's called Double Tiger Gate! ”

Liu Guan opened his eyes and saw that there was still a little remnant in the standing dung spoon, which was slowly flowing down the wooden pole, only more than half a foot away from the old man's hand, and when he saw people talking, he hurriedly asked again: "Uncle, didn't you say that the Shuanghu Wooden Gate is a sect that has been passed down for hundreds of years?" How do you say that changing your name means changing your name? ”

The old man wiped his sweat and replied: "Let a door company in the field sue me, saying that it infringes on people's trademark rights, and now the double tiger wooden door is not allowed to be called, it can only be called double tiger door!" ”

Although Shuanghumen sounds a bit tiger, it is always more reliable than the name of a door brand.

"Uncle, thank you! That one...... By the way, your dung soup is going to run out on your hands. ”

The old man hurriedly turned the dung spoon around, glanced at Liu Guanzhang gratefully, and pointed forward: "It's a tourist, right?" I go to the front, and there is a hotel and can stay, too. ”

Liu Guanzhang said: "I'm here to learn kung fu!" ”

The old man nodded, "That's better, since it's delivered to the door, it will take them a lot of trouble to save it." ”

After a few words with the vegetable farmer, I walked along the courtyard wall for a long time - it seems that this is not small! Turning to the front, it was an eye-opener.

Liu Guanzhang didn't know how to describe the Shuanghumen in front of him - it was a school, but it was a little similar to the Weihu Mountain in the movie, with flagpoles and archways, and every building seemed to be full of gangsterism. But it can be said that it is a cottage, with a mailroom at the door, a playground and a slide in the courtyard, and it is particularly like a humble hope primary school. If it weren't for the courtyard wall, it could be said to be a village......

Leaning on the window of the mailroom and looking in, there were people.

The porter inside was talking to someone with the old-fashioned phone dialed by the turntable, Liu Guan opened his ears, and he could make a clear idea through the glass, as if the uncle was calling someone.

"Yes, hurry up...... I'll trick you in...... Blocked...... Remain...... A crash course! ”

Liu Guanzhang thought about it, wouldn't he be deceived into talking about himself?

The porter inside saw a big face printed on the window, and he didn't dare to say more, so he quickly hung up the phone, pushed the door and came out of the house, smiling like a flower, and asked, "Young man, are you here to travel?" ”

"Uh...... I'm here to learn kung fu, is this the original double tiger wooden door? ”

The porter was obviously stunned, and seemed to be in disbelief that there were still people who came here to learn kung fu.

"Yes! This is the original Shuanghu Wooden Gate - now it's called Shuanghu Gate, are you planning to come to learn art? Come, come in with me. ”

Following the porter to walk in, Liu Guanzhang put on a magnet as he walked, and said, "Uncle, what do you call it?" ”

Uncle Fang didn't look back, and replied, "My surname is Qin." ”

"Oh, Uncle Qin!" Without waiting for Liu Guanzhang to continue speaking, he saw an old man with a childish face on the side of the road, surrounded by a big tree, jumping up and down and punching, the action was elegant, full of strength, and very good-looking.

"Mountain Chief, don't perform, this is either a tourist, or here to learn kung fu!"

How awkward is Liu Guanzhang to hear this, what kind of road is this?

"Forgive me for taking the liberty of being presumptuous, Uncle Qin, are those who come to travel and those who come to learn kung fu still treated differently? What's the allusion to this? ”

Uncle Qin was also straightforward, "Almost, I came here to explain the long history of Chinese martial arts, and people have to praise the mountain chief for the sake of politeness, at this time, our mountain chief stops-young man, do you want to learn kung fu, and then the steps will be the same as you." ”

It sounds like guiding consumption, but we're here for this, so let's follow the script. Liu Guan Zhang saluted the old man and said, "Mountain Chief, I want to learn kung fu!" ”

"Chinese martial arts, a long ......"

"Mountain Chief, this period has passed, just quote directly."

Xu Shanchang coughed embarrassedly, nodded and said: "Learn martial arts to have perseverance, not on a whim, we Shuanghumen, martial arts have a history of nearly 1,000 years, and now recruit disciples and students from all walks of life, there is a seven-day crash course, only 998 yuan, there is a one-month summer advanced class, the fee is 2998 yuan, you can learn as you go, and you will ...... to teach and learn."

"Mountain Chief, don't we accept disciples in Shuanghumen? It's the kind that doesn't charge tuition fees for teaching kung fu, and I'll report the name of Shuanghumen when I go out in the future. ”

Xu Shanchang's face was ugly, and he said seriously: "Young man, back then, I was greedy for this tuition, and chose to become a disciple, not to mention carrying water and chopping wood and sweeping the floor every day, let's just say that the last rule of the door: Winning the elder is considered a teacher, but I still can't get out until now, I miss the Yingzi in the sister's hair salon very much......

Yingzi? The name seems to have been heard somewhere today.

"Chief, then I'm still a student, I want to learn some real kung fu, I don't know what class is appropriate?"

The head of the fairy wind bone stroked the three strands of white hair under his chin, squinted his eyes and said, "What class is appropriate?" It all depends on how much money you have in your pocket! ”

If it weren't for Lu Laoliu's recommendation, Liu Guanzhang would have wanted to go to Lanxiang very much.

"Why don't you stay here and we'll see how much you can spend—no, see how your roots are, and then make a decision, what do you think?"

Liu Guanzhang nodded, and then asked weakly: "Do you care about rice?" ”

In order to embody the spirit of service, Xu Shanchang patted his chest and said: "Room and board are included!" ”

Unexpectedly, the forty-seventh generation head of the Double Tiger Sect and the authentic descendant of Tiger Boxing, Xu Xianren Mountain Chief, because of this sentence, the hundreds of years of foundation of this door were cut off like this!

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