Liu Guanzhang was taken to a building that resembled a gymnasium - of course, this building looked a bit like a spoils gathering hall on the outside, and it was supposed to be a place for disciples and students to teach and practice martial arts. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info the porter Uncle Qin brought people to complete the task, and the old man went back to the hair room to drink tea, while Xu Shanchang pulled Liu Guanzhang to a room inside and told him about the origin of the door.

"I want my double tiger wooden door, has a history of nearly 1,000 years, but it has been passed to my generation, and I don't pay attention to the protection of the brand, and as a result, a door company preemptively registered the trademark, and the thousand-year-old martial arts sect was forced to change its name, how can it not make people sigh!"

Liu Guanzhang was embarrassed to complain, so he listened respectfully.

"The Shuanghumen has been passed on to me, and it is already the forty-seventh generation! There are two founders of our door, because of the age, the specific names and surnames of the two ancestors are no longer available, only know their nicknames in the rivers and lakes at that time, one is called 'Headless Master', and the other is called 'Wuwei Immortal'! It is said that the two patriarchs were good at light skills back then, and they acted perversely, and the rivers and lakes called the two martial arts double tigers, which has our double tiger gate for thousands of years! ”

Liu Guanzhang listened in awe.

"It is said that at that time, the ballad of our two ancestors was circulated on the rivers and lakes: martial arts and double tigers, and they are good at light skills. Headless master, no immortal! Crisscrossing the rivers and lakes, acting perversely! ”

Liu Guanzhang's eyes lit up, "Mountain Chief, I've heard of this ballad!" If you repeat the first two sentences, it seems to be smoother! ”

"Oh? Could it be that you also know about the rivers and lakes, boy? ”

Liu Guanzhang shook his head, "I don't know about the rivers and lakes, if Lu Lao Liu hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known that there is still a martial arts sect, but I always feel that I have heard the ballad you said." ”

Xu Shan raised his eyebrows, "What did you say?" Do you know Lu Lao Liu? The Lu Lao Liu you are talking about is Lu Ritian? The president of Ritian Group? ”

"yes, that's him." Liu Guanzhang's heart fell to the ground at this time, Lu Laoliu said at the time that he had some relationship with this Shuanghumen, and he didn't believe it yet, but sure enough, people really knew each other.

"Did Lu Zhenren ask you to bring any tokens?"

Liu Guanzhang didn't pay attention to the word "Lu Zhenren", because the latter words shocked him too much - Lu Laoliu said that he would let him use a pair of socks as a token, saying that the other party saw things like people, and at least half of the tuition fee could be waived, and at that time I thought Lu Laoliu was farting, but I didn't expect the other party to really want a token.

If you take out a pair of worn socks and put them on the other person's hand, will you be beaten?

Liu Guanzhang hesitated, but still took out Lu Laoliu's socks from his bag, afraid of smell, and deliberately put them in a separate plastic bag, purely to be prepared.

That Xu Shanchang, when he saw the socks in the plastic bag, his eyes straightened, and he looked up at Liu Guanzhang again, "This is the token that Lu Zhenren asked you to bring?" ”

Liu Guanzhang made a defensive posture, and then replied nervously: "Hmm." ”

Xu Shanchang grabbed the plastic bag, took out the socks, put them directly in front of his nose, took a deep breath, as if he wanted to suck in the air in the house, and then looked intoxicated and said, "That's right!" That's the taste! ”

Liu Guanzhang almost didn't vomit when he looked at it, Lu Lao Liu didn't like to wash his feet very much, when he put his socks in a plastic bag, he wore a mask to avoid poisoning, this old man who looked like he was seventy or eighty years old, this face was intoxicated, just like the advertisement on TV.

It took Xu Shanchang a long time to come back to his senses, and in Liu Guanzhang's opinion, he may have fainted from being smoked, and then he came back to his senses.

This state is really embarrassing, Xu Shanchang is also a little embarrassed, and ridiculed: "You don't know Lu Zhenren's identity, the old man really admires him!" ”

This sentence reminded Liu Guanzhang of the true identity of Lu Laoliu - and his name is Lu Zhenren? Could it be that this mountain chief also knows that Lu Laoliu's real body is Lu Zhu's real person?

"Since you know Lu Zhenren, and you hold his token, you must not be an outsider, and I will teach your martial arts personally, and I haven't asked yet, what is your name, donor?"

"Liu Guanzhang, surnamed Liu, and his name is Guan Zhang."

As soon as these three words came out, I saw that Xu Shanchang's facial expression on the opposite side was distorted, which was very similar to the expression when Liu Guanzhang saw him smelling his socks just now, which made Liu Guanzhang very depressed, is his name as disgusting as Lu Laoliu's socks?

Xu Shan's eyebrows were twisted into a pimple, and he hesitated for a long time before he said, "You sit down first, wait for me, I have something to do, come when I go." ”

At this time, Liu Guanzhang also held back and asked Lu Lao Liu, what was going on with Xu Shanchang, the ancestor of Shuanghumen, so he nodded and agreed, watched the old man walk away, and took out his mobile phone.

Xu Xianren walked out of the Xiwu Hall, trotted along the path, and came to the courtyard where Elder Taishang lived in the backyard. Elder Taishang was an old man who looked much older than Xu Shanchang, and he was lying on a rocking chair in the shade of a tree at the moment, holding a tablet, and he didn't bother if he was sincere.

"Elder Taishang! Big things are wrong! ”

Elder Taishang sat up and said nervously, "Wang Cuihua's husband came to the door?" ”

"That's not it, a young man came to the door today and said he wanted to learn from a teacher! said that he was introduced by Lu Zhenren, and he also held Lu Zhenren's token! Saying that, Xu Xianren handed the socks in his hand to Elder Taishang.

Elder Taishang and Xu Shan took a look, used the socks as masks, blocked their noses and took a deep breath, and then they were as if they had smoked powder, their faces were full of intoxication, "Ah......" The old man seemed to be a few years younger in an instant.

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On the other side, Liu Guanzhang in Xiwutang dialed Lu Laoliu's phone, and the two were still on video, Lu Laoliu was happy as soon as he saw the background in the video, and said with a smile: "Found the Shuanghu wooden door?" ”

Liu Guan Zhang said: "Now that the name has been changed to Shuanghumen, it doesn't matter, Sixth Master, let me ask, do you know the head of this Shuanghumen, Xu Xianren, the mountain chief?" ”

Lu Jian Zhenren looked impatient, "Nonsense! Of course I know, or can I let you take my token? ”

At the mention of the token, Liu Guanzhang felt sick to his stomach for a while, "Don't mention your token, don't say anything else, let me ask you, does he know your true identity?" Why does he call you Lu Zhenren, and as soon as I sign up, his face changes greatly, and then he leaves, what's going on? ”

Lu Lao Liuyi smiled and said, "Didn't I tell you?" The Double Tiger Wooden Gate was originally a branch of the Five Elements Gate, and the Five Elements Gate originally belonged to a force cultivated by the immortals in the human world, and they were originally connected to the Heavenly Realm, so it is not strange to know my true identity! ”

Liu Guanzhang thought about it, otherwise no one would smell such stinky socks - one person attained the Tao, the chicken and dog ascended to heaven, Lu Lao Liu became a god, and even his mother's socks were fragrant.

"But why is he so nervous when he hears my name?"

Lu Lao Liu smiled: "I told you before, before I closed the port, Tai Bai Xing sent a message out, saying that he wanted to kill you - that message was sent to Shuanghumen!" ”

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The grades are not good, the mood is not good, and it is painful to write funny essays with a heavy heart, really.