There is no shortage of shops on both sides of the street, and there are also large supermarkets. Weiwei chose the nearest one, and hurriedly ran over with some little excitement.

The second egg sat on the ground with his ass, humming and panting. The little old man who got saliva into his mouth didn't know where to run, and the second egg searched the crowd for a while but didn't see anyone. If you find it, maybe the second egg will go up and kick it, **** respect the old and love the young.

Taking advantage of the time when he went to the supermarket to buy water, Erdan changed his face shape again.

It's a bit of a struggle to change the original face into another one, but it's much easier to change it back, and once you find the feeling, it's even easier in about ten seconds.

Weiwei bought two bottles of mineral water in the supermarket, plus a bottle of milk. Milk can nourish the stomach, and Brother Erdan vomits so badly that the stomach needs to be nourished.

After settling the account, he ran towards Erdan without a moment's delay.

Erdan is very depressed, and people in the past are like crazy, and they always look at themselves a few times. Even more annoying are those who take pictures with cameras.

Damn, being handsome is troublesome, and it's a beautiful scenery everywhere you go. If Erdan had a mirror in his hand, he wouldn't say that, and he would even jump to Port Elizabeth to take a shower when he was excited.

When Weiwei ran in front of Erdan, he had already stood up, and his body was a little weak because he vomited a lot just now. Except for the last time he drank cat coffee and threw up, he had never vomited so badly.

I saw that Brother Erdan's face was restored to its original state, and I was happy again. But the graffiti on Erdan's face didn't intend to say it slightly, and he had to let him be embarrassed for a while.

The two stood facing each other, handed the mineral water to Erdan slightly, and said softly: "Brother Erdan, rinse your mouth first, and then drink a bottle of milk to warm your stomach." ”

"It's shit luck today." The second egg said with a bitter face.

"Brother Erdan, I didn't mean to." Slightly coquettish, "I'm just joking, who knew you would really jump off the building." You're so stupid, I've never seen anyone more stupid than you. ”

The second egg purred and poured water into his mouth, his cheeks were full, and he rinsed it a few times and spit it out again. Then rinse a few more times until you have used up a bottle of mineral water.

The second egg gasped heavily, and smashed his tongue again. Hey, why do you feel that there is still a foul smell in your mouth? Didn't you rinse it clean?

"Weiwei, give me another bottle of mineral water as well." Erdan said to Weiwei, and threw the mineral water bottle in his hand directly to the side of the road.

Su zhì, su zhì, Li Erdan, have you thrown your su zhì into the pit? If you are photographed by HK people and uploaded to the Internet, causing heated discussions, you will be a person from the whole mainland. If you are not careful, HK people will "go online", and even cause demonstrations or something, and the consequences will be very severe.

Seeing this, Wei Wei counted down Erdan, "Brother Erdan, pay attention to your Su zhì, the garbage should be thrown into the trash can." ”

Erdan ignored Weiwei, unscrewed the mineral water bottle and began to rinse his mouth again.

Glaring at Erdan slightly, he bent down to pick up the mineral water bottle he had lost, and took a few steps to put it in a roadside trash can.

A bottle of mineral water was quickly used up by the second egg, and the stench in his mouth could not be rinsed away. It cannot be ruled out that this is a psychological effect.

Slightly and intimately, he handed a bottle of milk to Erdan, and said angrily: "Why are you so dizzy in the air?" Do you still say that you are in good health? I don't think you're as good as mine. ”

Erdan Yin and Yang said angrily, "If you have the ability, you can jump once." Not only do you get sick with air, but you also get sick with people. ”

Looking up at the Victoria Building slightly, the height of more than 200 meters is so high, even if you stand on the ground, you are a little dizzy. There is a slight fear of heights, not to mention jumping off the building, even if you stand on the top of the building and look down, you will be dizzy.

Erdan took the milk, drank it and spit it out. The stomach is empty, but it can't hold the goods.

Looking at the tall building slightly, the IQ gradually increased, and questions came one after another. Erdan looked at Weiwei, a smile appeared on his face, and he also had a lot of questions to ask Weiwei! For example, whether you agree to be my girlfriend or not, if not, I will jump again, this time from the highest building in Hong Kong, from the top floor of the 500-meter Circum-universe Financial Center not far away.

Before Erdan's question was asked, Weiwei asked her own question first, and said, "Brother Erdan, it's so strange, why didn't you fall to your death?" ”

Weiwei asked very seriously, but Erdan felt like crying.

"Do you wish I had died? Do you believe it or not, I'll jump it to you again? Stinky girl, I jumped for nothing this time. ”

"People just want to know why you didn't fall to your death!" snorted slightly, and stomped his feet again, the charm was endless, and the little woman was full of spirit.

In Erdan's memory, this is the Song Weiwei he knows, a little woman, not a goddess, not a queen, not a royal sister.

"This, Brother Erdan has the incorruptible body of King Kong. However, I almost fell to my death just now. For the sake of me almost falling to my death, Weiwei, how about you just be my girlfriend? We seem to have said in advance that as long as I jump off the building, you will be my girlfriend. To be a man, you must keep your word. ”

Widening his eyes slightly, he said, "Did I say that?" I don't think I said that, right? ”

Erdan's smiling face suddenly became bitter again, "Weiwei, what do you mean?" ”

"Don't I understand what I mean? I just don't want you to be my girlfriend, I'm mad at you. ”

Erdan's heart was horizontal, he stepped forward and shook Weiwei's hand, and said, "I can't help you!" Anyway, we have words first. From now on, you Song Weiwei will be my Li Erdan's person. Damn, if anyone dares to touch you, Lao Tzu will be beaten to death. ”

This is Li Erdan's character, a very strong iron-blooded man in some things.

I knew that I couldn't shake off Brother Erdan's big hand, and I was about to bite when I opened my mouth.

Just bite it, it doesn't matter if you have two eggs, anyway, the wound can be recovered overnight.

Now it's almost eight o'clock, Erdan is not much interested in the bright night scene of HK, and he has no appetite for food, now he just wants to go back and take a bath, wash off the bad luck of his body, and then sleep slightly in his arms, and let another woman be added to the harem by the way.

"Have you bitten enough?" Erdan said helplessly, "If you want to bite, use a lot of strength, and there is no pain from an ant's bite." ”

Weiwei is reluctant to bite, otherwise it would be strange if he didn't bite off a piece of meat from Erdan's hand.

Slightly removed his mouth from Erdan's big hand, and said angrily: "Brother Erdan, I hate you holding my hand, hurry up and let go." ”

Where is the second egg, pulling Weiwei to leave, and suddenly thought that she didn't know where Weiwei lived in HK, so she turned around and asked, "Weiwei, where do you live?" ”

"You don't care where I live. I sue you Li Erdan, you are not welcome in my family. You'd better find a hotel to stay in, or I don't have a problem if you want to sleep on the street. ”

"You and I have to stay in a hotel! Otherwise, we won't go home at night, find a hotel and open a room, the president's suite. Hey. ”