Elder Xu was very afraid of the competition, because he had to lose money if he injured someone. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Looking at Li Zijian, how can he go up to eighty, and he doesn't use crutches in the aisle, even if he has a good body, but he does it himself? Also trajectory punching? This old man is going to deceive someone, right?

Elder Xu is the head of the house and the head of the mountain, and now he has been elected as the village party secretary, the old man is not confused, the contestants are governed by the rules of the competition, and the organizers have bought high insurance, if you really hurt someone, you have insurance, and you don't have to bear legal responsibility. But now this old man comes to challenge is different, this is called a private fight, and the organizing committee doesn't care if something happens.

"Brother, let me ask first, are you old?"

"Three out of seventy this year!" Li Zijian replied.

Elder Xu frowned: "Look at it!" Look! Just on the hill! Don't you know how to love yourself at such an age? Seventy-three, eighty-four, Hades doesn't call himself to go! You're not as old as me, and you look like you're in your eighties, which is premature aging - you have to supplement calcium! ”

Elder Xu's poisonous tongue has been taught by the audience, even if Li Zijian is prepared in his heart, he is still angry, but after all, he is a grandmaster-level martial artist, he took a deep breath, calmed down his qi and blood a little, and then said with a straight face: "Elder Xu, just say that you don't practice fake tricks, the same way of martial arts in Shengyang City, I have also had a lesson, I think that Master Wei Mi traveled to the Central Plains, met friends with martial arts, and visited my track boxing, we fought for two hours, regardless of victory or defeat, and then shook hands and made peace, and since then we have become close friends!" It's a pity that Master Weimi washed his hands in a golden basin and didn't ask about the rivers and lakes anymore, which made the shaft famous! ”

Elder Xu was very helpless, Master Wei Mi - that is Lei Dabiao a martial arts master who can fight six with one hand, you and this thing have been fighting for two hours without winning or losing, are you embarrassed to say it?

"Brother Purple Sword, you didn't inquire, why did Master Weimi wash his hands in a golden basin?"

"I am close friends with Master Weimi, of course I know that he was in the ring that day, and the juniors who broke through the level were injured with three palms, and the people who beat him were dying, and he wasted his martial arts all over his body, and he felt guilty, so he resigned as the chairman of the Shengyang City Martial Arts Association, and washed his hands in a golden basin."

Elder Xu looked back at Liu Guanzhang, who was "dying", and felt that he couldn't understand their group of funny worlds.

"Then you can ask one more question, why was his whole body martial arts abolished, and why did the dying man take over him as the chairman of the Martial Arts Association?"

As one of the Standing Committee members of the Huaxia Martial Arts Association, he still knows who is the new chairman of the Shengyang Martial Arts Association, and he glanced at Liu Guanzhang, could it be that he was the one who was abolished by Master Wei that day? Didn't you say dying? It's only been a month's worth of work, and it's been alive and kicking?

Elder Xu didn't do anything with him, he was such an old person, and it would be boring if he slapped a few mouths back, "Li Zijian, right?" Aren't you best friends with Wemi? You call him now, you ask Master Wei Mi, and you will say that you are going to go head-to-head with Xu Xianren of Longhumen now - Xu Xianren may not know, you say Elder Xu, Lei Dabiao's master, he will know who I am - you ask him, and he will give you some advice. ”

Li Zijian really listened to people's persuasion, and immediately took out the phone and dialed Master Weimi's number? Dialing the number here, staring at Elder Xu here, that means, the person who sells his reputation and reputation, see if I don't verify it, and then reveal your identity!

Master Weimi's voice came from the phone: "Purple Sword, what are you looking for me?" ”

"There is a dragon and tiger gate in Shengyang, you should know, right?"

Master Weimi nodded: "I know." ”

"Do you have a relationship with them? Are you a friend? ”

At the mention of this, Master Weimi hated it so much that the roots of his teeth itched, "No friendship!" And they are by no means friends! ”

Li Zijian nodded: "I'm relieved, I'm afraid of beating them and embarrassing you!" ”

"Wait a minute, what are you talking about?"

"It's okay, you're busy with you, I'm going to compete with this Xu Xianren from Longhumen, I'm afraid that you won't be able to do well in the middle, so I'll call you first."

Wei Mi couldn't speak: "Wait, wait, wait!" Are you saying you're going to do it with Xu Xianren? Elder Xu? Lei Dabiao's master? ”

"yes, didn't you say you didn't have a relationship with them? Is this still holding me back? ”

"I have a friendship with you!"

"Huh?" Li Zijian was stunned.

"Don't be impulsive, Lao Li, I know best how many catties you have in that trajectory boxing, at such an old age, feel at ease as a martial arts senior, don't humiliate yourself!"

At this time, Li Zijian was also a little vague, and whispered: "What do you mean?" Is this Elder Xu very powerful? ”

Wei Mi thought for a while: "Let me tell you this - Lei Dabiao has seen it, Lei Dabiao is his apprentice, and his apprentice can beat me six times with one hand!" The two of us are half a catty and eight taels, you weigh yourself, how many moves you can go under the hands of others. ”

Li Zijian was silent for a while, and hit Master Weimi six with one hand? Master Weimi, that's a martial arts master in Shengyang City! That's outrageous, isn't it?

"Lao Li, our identity, don't be rash! Walking the rivers and lakes, the most important thing is a stable word, when they kicked the hall in Longhumen, Chen Guxia put down the ten levels of bronze formation, let me be the champion of the last level, thanks to my heart, visited the opponent in advance, you know that I practice internal boxing, this bit of eyesight is still there, when I saw the three people of Longhumen, the worst Lei Dabiao, one hand can put me down, and that Elder Xu and Liu Guanzhang, I can't see how high the martial arts, if I hadn't come out of 300,000, if I bought them to sing a double reed with me, I would have been ruined! ”

"You arranged it and let the chairman of the Martial Arts Association out?" Li Zijian was about to collapse when he heard it.

As soon as I said that this Wemière came from it - they deceived me......

"But...... Now I've said what I'm trying to do......"

"Why don't you say that you will challenge him to fight the landlord?"

……

Elder Xu next to him was impatient, and urged: "Have you finished talking about serious things?" Did he give you a very pertinent piece of advice? ”

Li Zijian nodded again: "Yes." ”

"And what are you going to do?"

Li Zijian thought for a moment, and then said to Elder Xu, "You are waiting for a while, and I will ask something again." After speaking, he picked up the phone again, covered his mouth and whispered: "Lao Wei, help me check, what are the symptoms of Parkinson's attack?" ”

"Parkinson's is mainly manifested in resting tremor, sluggishness, incontinence, etc., but it is not recommended that you pretend to have a Parkinson's attack - it is easy for people to think that they are scared to urine, or you just pretend to be unconscious, and go back to the hospital to get a diagnosis of cerebral blood vessel rupture."

These are all masters.

Over there, Elder Xu had just accepted a bunch of apprentices, and was studying to use this old man as a demonstration teaching, after all, there were not many people who volunteered to be a sandbag, but I saw Li Zijian put down the phone and shouted: "Come to war!" Trajectory Fist Li Zijian is here, let me try if you are a famous person! (To be continued.) )