Chapter 186: Mud Song Kai
Elder Xu took the opportunity to comment to his disciples: "Doing it with others, the most taboo and impetuous, martial arts itself is a science that adjusts the body's functions so that it can exert the greatest effect, and when angry, the IQ has a dive, and it causes the hands and feet to not listen to the command, originally has ten abilities, at most can only play seven or eight points, and it is easier to show flaws in the state of mind, for the opponent to take advantage of." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
The disciples nodded yes and put Li Zijian aside.
"Hand-eye-heart step, observe the opponent, the position of the hand, you can predict the heavy attack or heavy defense, where is the most likely attack point, where there is a flaw in the defense - now the opponent's hand is stationary, but you need to observe it from a dynamic angle, for example, his left hand is in front, right hand is behind, these are two defenses, if he attacks first, there is naturally one less defense, there are too many details in this, and I will talk about it later."
"Look at the position again, the position you look at is the opponent observing you, on the one hand, you can make a feint in advance to attract the opponent's attention and make the opponent misjudge, on the other hand, the position he is staring at is likely to be the first point of attack......"
Li Zijian lined up on the shelf, like a model, and felt greatly insulted.
"Xu Xianren! You deceive people too much! ”
After that, Old Man Li pounced on Elder Xu one by one, but Elder Xu did not move.
"See, this distance, he can't hit me when he jumps, either he misjudged the distance, or he wants to lead me to shoot, but look at his rules, it's obviously messed up, if I want to put the other party down, then a sweep at his foothold can end the fight, if you want to hit the opponent hard, you might as well move half a step to the side in advance, at this time the left half of his body is yours, where to fight, if you ......"
No need to if, Li Zijian has already fallen down by himself.
"Everybody saw it - he was going to beat me, and I didn't do it! I didn't even touch him! Did you have that camera on you? Did you take a picture? ”
The camera brother nodded, and the elder Xu was relieved.
Sure enough, I came to touch porcelain! But this has dash cams.
Elder Xu, who was initially frightened, bent down and squatted beside Li Zijian, briefly checked it, and found that there was nothing abnormal about this old man, so he squatted there and discussed with him: "Brother, you see that there is a video next to here, which can prove that I didn't touch you, and there is no point in you lying here, get up." ”
Li Zijian continued to "coma." ”
Elder Xu gently tugged at him, "At such an old age, why bother?" Get up, right? ”
Li Zijian was annoyed by him, and whispered: "Ignore me, my cerebral blood vessels are ruptured." ”
"You don't have to fight like that! Are you trying to say it's by me? You've hit a new realm with you across the mountains -- you've reached a new realm, and you're generally in a coma when your cerebral blood vessels are ruptured, and your thinking is a little too clear, right? Do you want to get up? If you don't get up, I'll squeak you! ”
"Your sister, I'm not allowed to go down the stairs? You're playing Kai! Let the stretcher come! ”
In the end, Li Zijian swore to Tianming that he would never slander anyone, and Elder Xu let him go. The novice apprentices behind him were even more shocked, and they surrounded them one by one and asked, "Master, I obviously didn't see you touching him, is this qigong?" Fighting cattle across the mountains? ”
Elder Xu rolled his eyes and said in his heart: This is the fucking beating me across the mountain! It's just that you didn't lie to me!
"The old man is sick himself, and it has nothing to do with me!"
There are also self-righteous apprentices who reason: "You learned the text 'The Bird with a Frightened Bow' when you were in elementary school, right? During the Warring States Period, the sharpshooter of Wei was even better, and he shot down the wild goose without arrows - the master must have used a similar principle, his old man observed that Li Zijian had an old illness and could not be angry, so he lent us an explanation and stimulated him with words, and sure enough, it caused this old man's old illness to recur, and it turned out that martial arts could still be used like this! ”
The rest of the disciples nodded yes, and Elder Xu shuddered when he heard it, if the old man Li Zijian didn't go down the steps, but really touched porcelain, his newly recruited disciples would have to testify to others. At this time, they all believed that Elder Xu, like General Jin, could shoot down an Apache helicopter with a pistol.
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The world's first martial arts meeting, on the first day, although Lei Dabiao withdrew, but the other aspects of the Dragon and Tiger Sect have obtained a comprehensive bumper harvest, Elder Xu has collected more than 50 disciples' tuition, and the room and board are taken care of, and this wave of tuition fees is more than one million. Liu Guanzhang's live broadcast room exceeded 100,000 people in one day, and signed a contract worth one million with Funny Donkey Network, which can be regarded as getting rich overnight. Even Yang Liu'an led the group to earn a kickback of 80,000 yuan.
At the end of the first day of the competition, kung fu star Cheng Zijie successfully reached the semi-finals, which was originally a gratifying thing, but because of Elder Xu's performance, the gold content of the top four and even the championship dropped sharply. Although Lei Dabiao retired from the competition, in the hearts of most audiences, he has long surpassed the existence of the champion.
According to the competition system, the team competition will be held on the second day, and this time, in addition to Lei Dabiao, Liu Guanzhang and Qifan will also play. The fans in the live broadcast room almost couldn't wait, wanting to see the martial arts of the head of the Dragon and Tiger Gate, but Liu Guanzhang smiled mysteriously: I guess you can't see it yet.
Because I don't necessarily need to do it.
At the end of the event, the contestant area of the Shengyang delegation was surrounded by water, and many people came to Elder Xu to sign and take a group photo, even Liu Guanzhang was not low, and even fans in the live broadcast room rushed here that day. Instead, he left aside the kung fu superstar Cheng Zijie, who had just apprenticed.
The leaders of the municipal party committee immediately issued an invitation to all the member units of Longhumen and the entire Shengyang City Martial Arts Association, and everyone wanted to have a celebration banquet together in the evening. Over there, Cheng Zijie also wanted to spend a few more days with his master, so he rented a villa in Huashan in advance and wanted to invite his brothers and sisters to come over. The leaders of the Huaxia Martial Arts Association over there were even more attentive, and Master Zhang Shengli and Daoist Wang Jianguo came over early to pull people in, saying that they wanted to be close to Longhumen. Liu Guanzhang has two big heads, and he doesn't know whose appointment to go.
The audience withdrew, the players rested, and even the staff had begun to clean up, but the people of the Shengyang City delegation did not decrease at all, Liu Guanzhang looked for Yang Liu'an in the crowd, and saw that outside the crowd, the girl was blushing with her little face, and she took a photo with Cheng Zijie excitedly. Most girls like to chase stars, especially kung fu superstars like Cheng Zijie, who are handsome and can play, Liu Guanzhang understood this very much, so he was covered in a small green universe and walked over from the crowd.
"Cheng Zijie!"
Although Cheng Zijie and Liu Guanzhang are not familiar with each other, they also know that this is an anti-hijacking hero and their own leader.
"Master." Cheng Zijie nodded in agreement.
"Big star, I don't know you yet, I'll introduce you to this - her name is Yang Liu'an, and she is your grandmother."
(To be continued.) )